#incorrect south park quotes

[overheardinsouthpark]

The Style Compilation

Stan: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Kyle: Sure! Kyle: Whats your favorite color? Stan, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men? ------------------------------- Kyle: I have an awesome gaydar! I can tell if a person is gay or not just with a glance. Craig: Stan has been in love with you for years Kyle:…He what? ------------------------------- Kyle: That's ridiculous, Stan doesn't have a crush on me. Butters: Yes he does. Kenny: Yes he does. Stan: Yes I do.

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[silver--scar]

Incorrect quotes anybody?

Also I want feedback on the prismacolors idk if you guys like it or nah lol

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[fatchunkyburrito]

saw the pic and immediately picture randy wearing it all proud

randy, to stan, kenny, kyle and eric: "so, uh, very cool huh?"

stan, face palming: "guys i'm so sorry my dad is such a moron"

randy, to craig and tweek: "no offense to y'all gays tho, *in pedro pascal's voice" you're all very slay and yass" (while doing fingerguns and wrist flicking)

this is so stupid

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[jewbeloved]

🎄🎁MERRY CHRISTMAS DAY AND HAPPY HANUKKAH EVERYONE!!🎄🎁

I hope everyone has had a wonderful 2023 this year! I am once again apologizing for the lack of writings, I didn't have much motivation to write any headcanons or do requests. I promise by Jan 7th (2 days after my birthday) I will begin writing again❤️❤️

CARTMAN: Kahl! what the hell do you think you're doing?!

KYLE: What does it look like I am doing fatass?

CARTMAN: I don't remember Jews being allowed to celebrate Christmas!

KYLE: Yeah, I know that. Am I not allowed to wish the (Reader) a happy holiday as well?

STAN: Just ignore them (Name), anyways..Merry Christmas!

KENNY: *without hood on* Merry Christmas (Name)!❤️

*Cue Kyle and Cartman arguing back and forth while Stan and Kenny sit there with a happy look on their face since it's Christmas*

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[cyntinen]

Craig's gang incorrect quotes

Tweek: guys! Clyde is refusing to use his glasses!

Clyde: Tweek, calm down, i used glasses for a day and i'm fine now! i proof it to you!

Clyde: *points at Craig* Craig

Clyde: *points at Token* Token

Clyde: *points at jimmy* Jimmy

Clyde: *points at cartman* sasquatch

Jimmy: he has a point guys

++

Token: who broke the toaster?

Craig: it was Clyde

Tweek: Clyde

Jimmy: it must have been Clyde

Clyde: *tears in his eyes* yOU GUYS PROMISED NOT TO TEEEEEEL-!

++

Clyde: i've done a lot of dumb stuff

Tweek: i've witnessed the dumb stuff

Jimmy: and i recorded the dumb stuff

Craig: i joined you in the dumb stuff

Token: and i....tried to stop both of you FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

++

Token: sometimes i think that i'm the only one in this friend group with a brain cell!

Craig, Clyde, Tweek and Jimmy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred brain cell

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Clyde: Craig, i know you snuck out to see Tweek last night

Craig: if you tell Token or Jimmy, i swear i'll murder you and they'll never find the body

Clyde: you buy me tacos later?

Craig: fucking- FINE!

++

Clyde: Craig is okay, calm down

Cartman: HE IS OKAY!? he told me he was going to break my legs! and don't tell me he didn't mean it, because i saw the look he gave me! he fucking meant it!

Clyde: Cartman, Craig threatens everyone. he has threatened me everyday since i was born. he threatens Jimmy every day. he probably threatened Tweek this morning and Tweek is his boyfriend. it's what he does. grow a pair

++

Tweek: hey! let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Tweek: AAA! who would you guys kill first?

*everyone points at Clyde*

Clyde: *tears in his eyes again* fuck you guys!

++

Craig: we need more help, wait i will vall my friends

Tweek: .........your what?

Craig: my friends

Token: *looking others* is he seriously saying "friends"?

Jimmy: i think he is being sar-sarcastic!

Clyde: no no no NO! this is delirium!

Token: oh, new word. do you know what it means?

Clyde: ...shut it. anyways, as i was saying..Craig is cracked from being awake the whole night. hey, Craig! all of your friends are in this room!

Craig: i have other friends

Token: stop lying

++

Tweek: i don't know. sometimes i just think that Craig and Clyde share the same brain cell

Token: they do. and it's not in use very often

Jimmy: .....and still you are dating them

++

Token: oh, guys! before i forget to tell you, me and Clyde are dating!

Jimmy, Tweek, Craig and Clyde: *gasp*

Token: Clyde? WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?!

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Jimmy: how do Craig and Clyde usually get out of these messes?

Tweek: they don't. they just make a bigger mess that cancel the first one out

Token: true. now excuse me, i need to call their lawyer

++

Clyde: thank you for the taco date Token! i'm so happy i could kiss you!

Token: uh....neat!

*later*

Token, lying face down on his bed: i said "neat" Craig! who the hell says neat these days? it's not neat to say neat, but i did anyways because i'm fucking stupid

Craig, watching red racer: don't beat yourself up too much Token. everyone gets nervous sometimes

Token: oh, just like you did, when tweek confessed to you and you thanked him?

Craig: shut the fuck up :)

++

Tweek: you know, Token gives Clyde flowers everyday. i wish you would do that too

Craig: okay??

*later*

Craig: *gives Clyde flowers* here you go

Clyde: ????

Craig: i don't know, Tweek wanted me to do this

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[flashprotectionsquad]

Kyle: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop it.

Eric: What?

Kyle: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid to piss me off.

Eric: I love you.

Kyle, blushing: Oh-

Eric: Also, cereal classifies as soup.

Kyle: I fucking KNEW IT!

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[matttriesherbest]

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[petrikovvy]

(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)

mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.

butters: i did. i broke-

mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?

cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.

kyle: what? i didn’t break it.

cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

cartman: …suspicious.

stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.

bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!

stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!

butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!

mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!

cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.

kenny: (REALLY?)

cartman: yeah, really!!

kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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[alien-slushie]

Kyle: We typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Cartman: ...

Kenny: Vroom vroom, come out here already!

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[overheardinsouthpark]

Butters: what if i bashed you against the wall until you were red mush but in a cute way Kenny: (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ Butters: I didn't get the reactions I wanted from this

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[ann3ofabyss4lred]

Stan: Breast or thighs?.

Kenny : Personality ...

Stan,wearing the KFC uniform : boy, what the fuck. I don't get paid enough for this shit.

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[daily-crenny]

Craig: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Kenny: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Craig: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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[jewbeloved]

Tweek: Welcome-GAH! to Tweak Bros. coffee... How may I-ACK! help you?

Reader: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tweek and the others: ......

Reader: A burger.

*Craig, Token, Clyde Laughing hysterically*

Tweek: Wha-???

Tweek: We don't sell burgers here!

Reader: Then why is there a burger king near this coffee shop then?

*Tweek looking at the burger king while his jaw dropped to the floor*

Reader: Now gimme my coffee burger.

*Craig, Token, Clyde continuing to die from laughter*

Tweek:

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[jjsammii]

Wendy: Crushes are the worst.

Stan: Yeah, whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Wendy: You’re always acting stupid.

Stan: Don’t think about it too hard.

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[spspamrb]

[The Raccoon has burst into Professor Chaos' lair. He goes to the Professor's hiding spot and finds...]

The Raccoon: ...Professor Chaos?

General Disarray: no!

The Raccoon: Oh, thank fuck. Well, where is he?

General Disarray, typing at his computer: He's on his honeymoon.

The Raccoon: Honeymoon? With who?

[Meanwhile...]

Butters & Kenny:

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[englishknightsky]

Henrietta: I don't sweat.

Stan: What? Everyone sweats.

Pete: Not Henri.

Henrietta: Sweating's gross, so I don't do it.

-

Tweek: In these futures you imagine of us... do you ever imagine a bassinet in the corner?

Craig: No, I don't really like dogs. I hoped we'd just stick with the guinea pigs.

Tweek: No, not a basset hound, a bassinet.

Craig: Why would I imagine a bassinet?

Tweek: Well I just figured the baby would keep falling off the dog.

-

Nathan: It says no motorized vehicles on the beach, Timmy. Maybe you should get lost.

Timmy: It also says no trash on the beach, Nathan, so what are we going to do?

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Cartman: I've been invited to the Creamery!

Kyle: This says cemetery... and your dad's dead.

-

Bebe: There's a taco in my purse, but it's not the one I put in earlier.

-

Pip: My orphanage named me orphan of the year.

Damien: Your parents must be proud.

-

Stan: Towelie, you like my dad the way my mom likes my dad, don't you?

Towelie: Your mom likes your dad?

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Kyle: We tried to invite some of Kenny's Facebook friends to his party, but they all refused. Because Kenny fucked their boyfriend or girlfriend.

Stan: Or their mom or dad.

Cartman: Or their boyfriend and girlfriend and mom and dad.

-

Kenny: Did you know whales have the second biggest penis in the world?

Stan: Which animal has the first biggest?

Kenny: Me, baby! Woo!

-

Stan: Oh my god...

Kyle: And that sounds like the last drop of alcohol has left Stan's system. This is the first time he's been sober in about...twelve years?

Kenny: I think twelve is a little white lie.

Cartman: I love that band.

Kyle: White Stripes, Eric. How are you feeling, Stan? Are you finally seeing the world for what it really is?

Stan: OH MY GOD!

Kenny: Yep.

Stan: Wait- where are the other three guys?

Kyle: Your vision's back, good.

-

Mr Garrison: McCormick, are you on Pornhub?!

Kenny: Nah I'm on Parmhub. Sandwich videos.

Clyde: Send me the link, bro.

-

Tweek: You gotta enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles.

Craig: They call me Bubbles in the classroom, 'cause I'm always rising to the top.

-

Kyle: I don't care what everyone else says, Eric is NOT an inventor for creating dog mascara. They look like a bunch of hookers.

-

Stan: Every Thanksgiving Shelley and I would sit between our parents so they wouldn't argue. They still did, but it lessened it a little.

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Stan: Hey Craig, wanna hang out and drink some beer?

Craig: No, but I can't go home until Tweek gets rid of that giant spider, so I guess I will.

-

Stan: Someone replaced the gumballs in the machine with anti depressants again.

-

Pip: Fancy a wank down the river tomorrow?

Damien: Haha, damn autocorrect.

Pip: Oh dear, silly phone, I meant canal, not river!

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Craig: This is my boyfriend Tweek.

Thomas: Couldn't you get anyone better?

Craig: Hey, I love him!

Tricia: I think he was talking to Tweek.

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