#is not proper bread

[rexscanonwife]

Nothing nothing just thinking about charles being too exhausted to even take off his suit or glasses before collapsing into my arms I'm FINE 😳

Taglist♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships @hotrodharts

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #self insert x canon #oc x canon #metalocalypse #charles offdensen #charles foster offdensen #🍞 my bread and butter 🍞 #siiigh this was a nice little wind down 🥺🥺💖💖 #i find it hard to just turn my brain off and draw without thinking too hard about it sometimes #i wanted to just go with the flow on this one and i think it worked out! #ill do a proper colored illustration of us...sometime > . < #i just wanted to remind everyone how insane i am about him OK

[buggaboizz]

✨✨✨It's Mardi Gras girlies and gamers!!!!!✨✨✨

So here's a king cake kelp cake :DDD

(plus a transparent one under the cut)

#i know it looks sorta like a jello mold. but its not i swear #its a bread cake sorta thing? #idk. its been years since ive had a proper one #i really miss the parades #they dont celebrate it here. its really sad #im actually feeling pretty home sick about this #i really miss it #but. someday ill see a parade again #someday #octonauts #art #octonauts fanart #kelp cakes #kelp cake #mardi gras #king cake

[maximotts]

May we please have a snippet of your thoughts about yeehaw Wanda and breeding

I swear I’m answering the breeding kink asks, I’m just having a busy irl time (as always now ig) and my answers are longer 😅

For now uhm this is straight up adapted from the last breeding kink thoughts I had with my server a few days ago. By adapted I mean all I did was make my sentences more… coherent? I hope this pleases the masses for now 💖

Wanda seeing Bunny all stressed and patting her lap, “Come here now baby, I’ll help you get your mind off things…” aka she just takes her time dumbing you down and stretching you out to prep you for how she wants to spend her evening.

And you’re so quick to let Wanda take your underwear off before settling atop her thighs, but she holds you so securely, kissing you almost innocently while she slides her first finger past your entrance. You don’t how long it’s been, but eventually Wanda is three fingers deep, dripping all over her hand, and whining so pitifully any time she talks to you.

She sees your eyes all wide and hopeful and she’s so gentle with addressing you, knowing your nerves are already so frazzled. But also she can’t help feeling so carnally possessive over you when you get like this, freed of all thoughts besides her and all the things you want her to give you. “I know just what you need, little bunny. You wanna be filled up, is that it?”

And all you can do is nod vaguely because yes, you’re listening to her, but you really don’t have it in you to process what she’s implying past knowing you’ll be getting more time with your favorite cowgirl. You know she’ll keep you safe and give you whatever she deems best.

Soon Wanda is scooping you up and taking you to bed and of course she’s nice enough to get you into your bed clothes, a short satin nightgown she’d bought after you insisted on having the moment you’d laid eyes on it in the store.

It doesn’t matter to you what you’re wearing though because you’re so relaxed and snuggly, laying on your tummy and hugging your pillow. “I feel better already, daddy. Thank you..”

“Is that so, darlin? Then be a good girl and stay nice and relaxed for me.” You barely bat an eye when wanda puts another pillow under your hips before she starts easing her strap into you, partly because this is what you really needed, but mostly because you feel genuinely thoughtless.

You’re just all blissed out listening to Wanda say the filthiest things about how easy you took her strap and how wet you are, spent so long stretching you out and you’re still so tight… can’t wait to fill you until you’re leaking all over the sheets… Meanwhile you’re more than happy to let her go on her lil breeding kink frenzy as long as she keeps making you cum and lets you stay this stress-free.

#I fixed and added on to this little thing instead of drawing so I hope y'all like this #I Swear I will finish the bread when I have proper time!! #cowgirl!wanda #answered.

[breadandblankets]

duke and damian are old man friends But they are transmasc old man friends And they are Different about it

damian is more on the nonbinary end, not that he knows that yet, but has some weird hang ups about masculinity, duke is definitely a man but exceedingly comfortable in his own skin, playing with presentation and making it a show

#duke thomas #damian wayne #batfam #bread talk #talking with luc about the batgenders #duke to me is the kinda guy who really vibes with “as far as im concerned all dressing is crossdressing” #hes a man but hes getting manipedis with his mom hes dressing like rainbow throw up #damian takes a While to warm up to dukes idea of masculinity #dami invents a flavor of toxic masculinity for himself and no one else #anyway damian is a Proper Gentleman™®© #no he does Not want his nails painted oo wait thats a pretty color #idk im thinking about shades of masculinity tonight

[psychopomparia]

Who eats bread for dinner??? me...that's who.

me and Argenti I guess

#argenti #hsr argenti #argenti hsr #hsr #honkai star rail #gaming screenshot #when i found out this man only eats bread i was devestated #i mean i am a lover of bread but baby boy please eat more than just hard bread #someone feed this man a proper meal #i would even cook for him (that's how much this impacted me) #buttered bread is so peak tho!!! #nothing beats a nice slice of bread with some butter #soft bread is good if its roll-type #i...i can actually just ramble about bread if given the opportunity

[regret-breathing]

ALL OF THIS FOR JUST ONE DROP

A SINGLE DROP

A DROP AGAIN

FOR JUST ONE DROP OF BLOOD.

#regret posting #f@tt #palisade #DONT MIND ME SCREAMING IN PAIN #I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE EPISODE PROPER IM JUST LISTENING TO THE INTRO OVER AND OVER #THE EPISODE INTROS ARE SO DAMN GOOD THIS YEAR BRO IM DEAD #blue bread white strawberries

[tearlessrain]

me, realizing I did not have dinner and grabbing the end of a loaf of french bread, a babybel cheese, and an apple: SKYRIM MEAL. SKYRIM MEAL.

#honestly sometimes I eat Skyrim Meal just because it's good #it's a very tasty bread #usually a breakfast thing though I normally cook proper food for dinner

[aviedoodles]

This Lynx has Ties to Mecklenburg-Vorpommern

complete with shitty english translation below the cut

#1/28/24 #SFTV #this is a reference to the meme that is the exact same text but about bread #ironn said it but talking about me #the text in german is an exact copy-paste from his message #I found it humorous #had it in the backlog for awhile #don't ask why sam is wearing that #I really wanna make a proper SFTV comic series but making people I actually know into characters is kinda weird y'know? #also I wouldn't know what bits to use #or if YouTube would actually like it #although a comical amount of people said I was their Vic2 Waifu on the last video #[i have planted the idea in their heads] #anyways enjoy

[jim-jam-gem]

Death is always there with a smile, and is sometimes the only one with a brain cell in the family.

[Image ID: A digital painting of Death played by Kirby Howell Baptiste. Facing towards the viewer, she is looking to her right with a small smile slightly over her shoulder. Painted in a soft style with smudged brush strokes. /End ID]

#the sandman #death of the endless #kirby howell baptiste #digital art #fan art #Kirby brought this character to life so well #I love how both fond and exasperated she is at Dream #proper sibling behaviour #I will never get over the throwing of bread

[age-of-moonknight]

Variant cover for Moon Knight: City of the Dead (Vol. 1/2023), #4 by David Marquez and Chris O’Halloran.

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Moon Knight: City of the Dead #Moon Knight comics #let’s get this other bread #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Scarlet Scarab #Layla el-Faouly #someday I’ll educate myself so I’ll know the proper terms to describe what I’m saying #but in the meantime I’ll just continue to complement the composition of a piece when I think it fits together really cool #because yeah I love how this is composed/how it slots together so well

[soldier-poet-king]

Sometimes I think I'm really emotionally intuitive and other times, like today, I'm literally the stupidest person on earth.

Am exhausted from sudden travel for unexpected funera. Have not slept nearly enough the last few days. Am staying with my father's family which means zillions of relatives I barely know or outright dislike, trying to follow conversation in a dialect I don't understand, or else standing awkwardly in the doorways. Basically just my one cousin who deigns to speak English to me, plus her 6 month old and the puppy. The food is terrible I haven't seen a vegetable in 3 days. Have been running the funeral home/wake/funeral mass/cemetery rounds for the last 2 days and while my grief isn't as severe given we weren't close, it's still a horrible tragic death, there's a crying motherless 5 yr old, and I'm surrounded by people grieving in an already EXTREMELY messy family situation. My dad's cousin has managed to make fatphobic and homophobic jokes within 24 hrs. Also the Casual Racism of this entire branch of the family. Missing work unpaid, job interview prep, my fkin artist hasn't gotten back to me abt my tattoos.

Also me. Hey I wonder why I'm so on edge and exhausted???? A mystery I'll never solve

#the duality of fran #literally i just want to go to bed #my OWN brd #with PROPER FOOD. VEGETABLES. A FRUIT EVEN #not just meat fish potatoes #IM SURVIVING ON BREAD AND BUTTER which is delicious but also #my body cannot eat just bread im gonna fuckin die #and the near constant headache between bouts of crying like #i also got roped into serving the funeral mass bc the family are not regular church goers #so my dumb ass who doenst even Know the french mass parts #was better equipped to serve #which. fine. but like. im HANGING ON BY A THREAD #and i have to be here to manage my father's emotions #instead of grieving in my own way. which sure #maybe its not dramatic given my cousin and i werent close #but she was young. it was horrible and tragic. and sudden. #and sure her illness and suffering are over. #but i still think i should be allowed to be moody

[boyjoan]

might be buying a camera today!!!

#AHHH FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE DECISIONS #anyway welcome to a secret and hidden edition of... #partridge family breakfast!! #AVOCADO TOAST BABY! #the avocado was PERFECTLY RIPE and i added FLAKY SALT n CHILLI OIL and FRESH LEMON #all on top of admittedly crappy bread but we're gonna buy some sourdough today !!! #PLUS TOMATOES we're gonna buy proper tomatoes ....

[umilily]

i struggle to go out and buy groceries on a good day, yet here i am leaving the house during heavy snowfall to buy a pita.

#lily talks #depression is strong but my ancestral need for bread is stronger #i was outside for 5 min max and came back looking like a snowman #almost fell on my ass twice bc i was too lazy to put on proper boots #i had to speedrun this bc the store was closing in 10 minutes lol

[ryder-the-writer]

🔥 (free space to rant about whatever you please)

anyone who eats dry toast. with nothing on it. not even just OLIVE OIL. needs to be cultured.

#if you suffer from dry toast #come straight over to my house #and i shall teach you the proper way to eat the delicious thing called bread

[miamierre]

thank you, shop rite.

#i finally got the omega bread to myself for a proper picture

[tiffanyachings]

whimsical wizard top repurposed for eurovision 🧙‍♂️ 🌟 🇪🇺

#once in a blue moon i wear glasses #2nd pic shows the joy of gouda and proper bread. because i'm european #fieldwork #mirror image