#it feels like a hatecrime

[theoldkyokodied]

normal guys in a normal relationship (giving you a not very convincing thumbs up). macdennis doodles from this week :)

#macdennis #macden #iasip #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #it's always sunny in philadelphia #everytime dennis touches mac in that weird touchy way of his i throw up a lil. gayboy #they are.. looking at skin mags. btw. i didn't draw it completely but there is uh. well.uhm. suggestive things you can zoom in on i guess #drawing charlie in that angle with no beard really got me. like who is that. if he ever shaves i'll probably think they replaced him #i already feel physically ill when i have to forgo mac's beard. they hatecrimed me when they had mac clean shaven tbh #i'm like the biggest deffender of so many decisions made. except for that. #STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT HIS BARE CHEEK?!?! it's like he's naked

[unhinged-fixator]

happy valentine's

#hilson #house md #house md fanart #gregory house #james wilson #has this been done before . i feel like it has but here's my take on it anyway #my art #hatecrimes md

[annebonnydyke]

saw this and thought of them <3

#house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #gergory house #james wilson #feels weird to type out their names. i dont know them like that.

[superhell]

house md is wild because house tells wilson that he’ll sacrifice many things but never himself and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he

#also like. this is the guy who said that 'people dont change' for the majority of his life and then when wilson is dying hes like 'i can cha #nge' its that he doesn't talk about his feelings and he cannot bear to show weakness until it seems that he is losing wilson and then #he will literally say anything to keep him its that he is shown repeatedly to be a vicodin addict and that hes destroyed relationships over #his pain and his need for vicodin but he'll give wilson his own pills and go without to make sure wilson has enough meds its that he is #old and cynical and his beliefs about humanity have been written in stone and his walls are topped with turrets and barbed wire but the gate #s fucking open for wilson time and again and wilson is the exception to the rules time and again its. so fucked up #wilson is quite literally his anchor in humanity wilson is his achilles heel wilson is his entire support system the foundations of gregory #house's life have been built around one james evan wilson from the moment he saw that twink throw a bottle into a mirror. am i making sense #here. do these words mean anything #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #house is a very very carefully constructed facade and wilson is a fucking sledgehammer.

[houseswife]

appreciation for the sheer melancholic fondness in wilson’s gaze at house during what he knows is the last normal interaction they’ll ever have; during the final comparatively trivial rant in which they don’t both have to pretend the world isn’t collapsing beneath their feet

#ITS SO FORLORN GODDAMNIT #it’s the way that he waited a few minutes just to savour the normalcy of it all #acting like his eyes aren’t glazed over as house jibes about hooker innuendos #rsl has to be a sociopath I swear because if this was ME acting out this shakespearen ahh tradgedy…. I would never recover #would literally have to move into the forest in order to contemplate the inevitability of all good things coming to an end #I’m juiced up if you can’t tell. and feeling TOTALLY normal about these fictional middle aged men. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #robert sean leonard

[iamjackstylerdurden]

shoutout to house md eps that end with a montage of couples and then hilson. maybe patient and their s/o, chase/cameron, lucas/cuddy, and then just. hilson.

#what did they mean by that #i mean it makes sense theyre really only ever around each other #hilson couple parallels save me #still not past the beginning of s7 bc of Important Life Events and also i feel like cuddys a hallucination #or shes not and im not sure whats worse #house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #house

[stepbackattack]

Missing Hilson Hours

#It’s only been a month but I feel like I haven’t drawn them in YEARS bro #Hilson Nation pls take me back Ik I’ve been unfaithful #I’ll play a jukebox outside your window #house md #fanart #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #greg house #hatecrimes md #house md fanart

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

"Deep inside, Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never have to die."

What the fuck were the House writers on

#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #this quote is attempted murder #i cant live like this #This also puts the scene were Wilson tells House he wishes he was more of an asshole into perspective #“i wish i had been more a selfish jerk” “youd still have cancer” “atleast id feel like i deserved it” #because wilson spent his whole life helping people because some part of him genuinely believed that he would live a very long good life #as long as he was doing good and helping people #but in the end none of it mattered and in his mind he wasted his entire life being overly good when he couldve just lived how he wanted #because in the end it didnt make any difference #brb sobbing #thats why when people act like wilson is the devil for saying that to house i lose 5 years of my life #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #wilson #housemd

[notfernintheslighest]

the holy trinity of homophobic gay men

#hannibal #hannigram #venn diagram #i feel like house and wilson are a lot better at functioning apart #because they know the other one will come back #codependent fr #but the others know it could be a fr end #also chris becomes the antichrist without dan #dan vs #i feel about dan and chris the same way i do macdennis #not elaborating #house md #hilson #hatecrimes md #overtagging #you can’t call me out if i lampshade hard enough

[spoonstrek]

House (agreeing to stop manipulating Wilson into living): I made us dinner reservations at 8

Wilson (skeptical): Just dinner?

House (absolutely deranged with love for Wilson): Depends how much I have to drink

Boy, don't make me say a slur

#I've forfeited the idea of this being queerbaiting for queercoding #but now I'm not convinced they DON'T kiss in the last episode #I feel like they're gonna and it's just gonna be queer text #because girl. boy. girl. come on. dude. #hatecrimes md #house md #hilson

[jordblod]

ok so how many confessional bathroom scenes are coming my way?? be honest with me. i'm so serious is revealing personal facts while pissing the core of all hilson lore?? is that what this is? is this the narrative theme that will haunt me 'til the end of time bc it sure seems like it!!! any chance that i'll get taken out the back and mercifully shot in the head like a farmers dog at some point in all this??

#what IS it with faggy repressed middle-aged men and pissing what IS IT!!!!!! why is piss=feelings?? why is pissing=intimacy??? #ok i'm pretty sure i know why but like whyyyyy #i'm in the denial/acceptance sweet spot where they're just. the same thing #guess we'll just have to wade trough piss and shit together for the rest of our lives huh guys:)))) #hilson #hatecrimes md #house md #james wilson #gregory house

[medical-crime-aficionado]

I scream and bite and gnash my teeth every time someone disregards House’s very real chronic pain

#LIKE HE LIKES HAD A BOTCHED SURGERY!! #RESULTING IN THE LOSS OF MOST OF HIS THIGH MUSCLE AND PERMANENT NERVE DAMAGE #like no way in hell would a couple of fucking Advil even touch that level of pain when it barely helps my neck feel better #house md #gregory house #house tv show #hatecrimes md

[greghatecrimes]

On Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley

5x11 "Joy to the World", Virginia Woolf // 5x13 "Big Baby", what does love mean? by Ladan Lashkari, 5x20 "Simple Explanation" // 5x10 "Let Them Eat Cake", Foundry by Mikko Harvey // 6x03 "Epic Fail" // 6x07 "Teamwork", The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde // 5x20 "Simple Explanation", P.S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han

#yall can read this however you want but i personally see it as: post breakup besties foreteen who have been through a lot of shit together #and are emotional support for each other. the other person is like their rock #the complex post breakup feelings but the love (platonic) thats still there #anyways foreteen were better as friends imo esp. if you're a gay foreman truther #platonic foreteen has bewitched me body and soul #we were robbed of them being besties #house md #eric foreman #remy thirteen hadley #foreteen #platonic foreteen #my webs #an anya original #web weaving #hatecrimes md #5x10 #5x11 #5x13 #5x20 #6x03 #6x05 #100

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Another picture of Wilson with his hands on his hips that I forgot to post earlier. He was frustrated with House again, surprise surprise

#its like hes trying to look intimidating but i dont feel intimidated right now. i just feel gay #house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #james wilson #robert sean leonard #mosses random thoughts

[superhell]

literally the craziest possible thing to say to your boy best friend

#HELLO????? GREGORY HOUSE. DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF????? #this is like if he looked at baby trapping and went 'too basic' and put it through a blender thats what this is. #literally what the fuck. first of all fucked up to tell your friend he has a kid and then hire a kid to play that kid #second of all wilson is going to forgive this so fast i can feel it in my bones #third of all the craziest thing he could have said. literally wha the fuck #wilson #house #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #8x16 gut check

[houseswife]

if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”

#I’m a little tipsy rn and I think I hauv covid… #that pic of him in the vicodin bath is making me feel the same way I assume playboy mag enjoyers feel #I need that printed out above my bed #like. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! [jerks off and dies] #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #hugh laurie #the only other fictional male character I have been this viscerally attracted to (as opposed to just gender envious/admiration) #is nbc hannibal lecter #that’s two evil gay doctors. is that my niche kink or something. #I need to see a psychiatrist #or not. considering that I might nut