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aimseytv · 1 year
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i have been trying to fix my sleep schedule since 2015 and every single time i fail drastically
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boba21521 · 7 months
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Hey, I don’t know if you still do the headcanon thing, but
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So not quite sure which character you're asking about, but I'll just throw some fighting style headcanons out here :D
California: California is the type of dude to run around with a hot pink taser. Like sure he *can* fight, just not very well
Texas: If you're gonna fight him, just don't. He DEFINITELY concealed carrys and you don't want to give him the opportunity to have some fun.
Florida: Another just don't. He has teeth and nails that are sharp as razors so uh yeah idk if you wanna fuck with that.
Louisiana: Louisiana is semi-normal so it would be an even fight, but the whole voodoo thing makes that not ideal
New York: definitely used to street fights, carries baseball bat in his backpack most of the time for a reason.
Gov: Barely able to fight, will call the army on you like it's his dad.
Oklahoma: Similar to Texas, (he carries a gun) but Instead You've got Tornado man holding it sooo...
CDC: if you punch him you're a monster. He's ALREADY unstable, and beating this man while he's down is practically a sin. Seriously if you want to hurt him I'm gonna munch on your bones.
Alaska: He'll attempt to sweep your knees and kick you in the pelvis. This dude is TALL.
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tripleyeeet · 6 months
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me coming out of the back when someone insults my favourite foh staff member
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improbable-outset · 3 months
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Tit sucking with Miggy 🤭🤭🤭
+ nipple clamps 🥲
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wellthatschaotic · 9 months
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temptation to heat up the mac n cheese for breakfast
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putergenius · 1 year
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one of the first things I did this morning was turn on grace
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chicowitch · 1 year
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old men love nothing more than saying incredibly fucked up things to their baristas because they have to listen
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sadowlswriting · 2 months
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Self control is something I have very little of.
Decisions are fueled by emotions felt in the moment;
Some would say I act on impulse.
Sometimes when something costs a little more than I usually spend,
I'll think about it.
Like if I really need it,
Or if its something I actually want.
Yet, all that thinking, and all the logic that tries to push its way through,
Gets forgotten,
And doesn't matter,
When my heart pumps excitement around my body.
Regret usually follows a few days later.
Regret arrives, filled with apologies that it didn't come sooner.
Self control is necessary, if change is wanted.
I don't fight against my brain,
when it tells me I should get up a little later.
So I do,
and when I open my eyes,
the room is dark and the sound of nothing fills my ears.
The day has been filled with closed eyes,
and dreams,
while I toss and turn in my sleep,
as I forget what the sun looks like.
I don't fight against it when it tells me it's fine to stay up for an extra hour or two,
That I'll still be able to get up and do the things I have to do,
Yet the clock reads '7:07' and the floorboards outside my door creaks,
From those starting the day,
As I end mine.
-Owl.
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ionomycin · 2 months
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cataclysmcrows · 10 months
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GETS ME EVERY TIME
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raggedy-spaceman · 10 months
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Neil behind the camera all day tomorrow
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sourquips · 1 year
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just spent like 14 hours playing breath of the wild and now i have THE WORST HEADACHE OF MY LIFE
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relativelyfvcked · 1 year
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cyani07 · 8 months
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pray for them
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notimeforlaugh · 6 months
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so....
I did it
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sky-is-the-limit · 4 months
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No thoughts just Price waiting for you like that in the kitchen after you purposely ignored his calls for hours because of a silly argument and now you have to bend over his knee and beg for his forgiveness while he spanks some sense into you:(
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