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hiraya-rawr · 1 year
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immortal MC who hasn't heard of the news in liyue yet so you casually stroll the city to look for your old archon friend and you spot him and immediately yell "Morax!" in front of everyone and zhongli just freezes and coolly tries to walk away as if you weren't talking to him so you, confused, yell louder, "Morax!!!" and you try to catch up to him and he juST SPEED WALKS FASTER AWAY AND AT THIS POINT YOURE YELLING "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, MORAX??!!" AND HES YELLING "I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE—"
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pesoprima · 23 days
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Voices of the Void is such a cool mix of silly and horror.
One time, at night, I was watching the radar display an unsettleing amount of pings. Some were even coming at my base. One of those pings was a wendigo creature watching me through the window. I hid like a little bitch. It also gnawed on a transformer's wires so I lost ALL POWER AND LIGHT at 2 am. My pants did not like what happened next.
The other time an invisible alien came by, pushed me over, and ate my fresh delivery of 10 packets of shrimp. That same alien also fed me space yoghurt while I was asleep. When I woke to confront it it threw a radio at me playing "waka waka eeh eeh" and knocked over my pyramid of forest burgers.
That's what I get for ruining the alien's romantic picnic I guess...
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hoarding-stories · 8 months
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With Liam very much remembering the sending stone they got from Caleb, I'd bet good money come the live show we're gonna get at least one Caleb trying to contact Orym bit
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psn-stalling · 6 days
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Guys I'm teaching Lemon how to read and type. He WILL learn........ I think.
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zepuckinghockey · 4 months
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lmao Trevor, you're starting shit with Yanni
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elquacktism · 2 years
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Therapy isn't enough I need a fic where ctntduo explodes kinoko kingdom with csapnap and ckarl inside
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p0stmortem · 8 months
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your T comic honestly brings me so much joy, I want it framed on my living room wall
Bring it to me one day and ill sign it too
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youmakemestrong · 1 year
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lofthousezzz · 8 months
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It's all instrumentals because the only other one who isn't that I can think of atm is Vylet Pony and it feels weird having instrumental artists and then suddenly Vylet Pony LOL idk some weird organizational thing in my brain
Also not putting anything undertale related because duhh Toby Fox would win LOLL I want people to go listen to these :]
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lynxgirlpaws · 6 months
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I couldn't be a "pet" because they are far too domesticated. The ouppygirl goes woof and bark and rolls over on command for anyone. No fun. No. There is something special in being a non compliant feral little shit being either intimidated, forced or softened temporarily into obeying. Just sitting because some random told you? Lame. Attaching yourself to an individual you have accepted as superior in the name of survival and them using such position to have you sit but still being a little brat about it despite liking it? Now that's fun.
Sorry had a friend question why "oughhhh why don't you just be domesticatedddd" because it is no fun. There is something inherently fun and hot about submitting to a greater force that proves it is a greater force instead of whoever shakes the treat bag.
That being said I feel bad when I get mean to people I don't know and then fall into the obedience-without-resistance trap (this happens comically regularly)
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npdkaeya · 5 months
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this is not gonna go to the masses but um rbs appreciated!! im very, very curious
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feykrorovaan · 1 year
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Are you going to tell me that Iron Bull, who is the tallest member of the Inquisition, can't pick me up and put me on the ledges where I need to be? I have to find my own way around?
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seniorcitizenbl · 1 year
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So uh...is Vax bound and immobilized in the orb, or is it possible for him to have conversations ala Hallas from Campaign 2?
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zidinefgc · 9 months
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I love it when rounds just turn silly
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masterlist!
Haikyuu:
tsukishima kei
scars: understanding, compassion, support- tsukishima notices your scars and decides to confront you about them.
atsumu miya
serendipitous spike- you confess to atsumu after cheerleading for one of his games.
bokuto koutaro
unexpected discovery- somebody catches the two of you cuddling in his house and you and bokuto laugh about it
paws and spike- bokuto meets your cat that doesn't like him and has to try his absolute hardest
harmonizing differences- bokuto and you really hit it off after you kept meeting in the bookstore
midnight rescues- your parents are fighting, and bokuto brings you to his house for an escape
warmth in embrace- you and bokuto cuddle on his couch after a long day
suna rintarou
embrace of dreams- you snuggle up to suna while your sleeping and he secretly thinks it's cute
hinata shoyo
sweet nicknames- hinata calls you a pet name for the first time and you grow to love it
kageyama tobio
unveiling secrets- you jump onto kageyama during practice one day and he gets flustered
embracing love- kageyama introduces you to his team with the thought that you like affection in the back of his mind
longing for slumber - kageyama goes away and you can't sleep if he's not with you
One Piece:
monkey d. luffy
guided by determination- you have anxiety, and luffy's determination always seems to shut it up
Attack on Titan:
eren yeager
dreams on your lap- you're at a party with your best friend eren, and you fall soundly asleep on his lap
the spectator - eren sings at a bar every friday and levi the matchmaker was too sick of your face to not tell him that you've been watching him sing for a little too long
levi ackerman
unseen scars- levi notices your scars and confronts you about them privately
Stranger Things:
mike wheeler
echoes of nightmares- your first time sharing a bed with mike, and you're already waking him up in the middle of the night with your nightmares
Ouran High School Host Club:
nothing yet
Jujutsu Kaisen:
nothing yet
My Hero Academia:
bakugou katsuki
sparks and stumbles- you're super clumsy, and bakugou ends up becoming super protective over you
Bungo Stray Dogs:
nothing yet
Kuroko's Basetball:
kise riyouta
shattered reflections- you start crying during one of his basketball games and he tells you that it's okay to cry
The Outsiders:
sodapop curtis
promises of the heart- ponyboy catches the two of you cuddling and soda makes him promise not to tell darry
promises of the heart (2)- darry catches you and accepts your relationship as long as you care for him as much as he cares for you
meeting the greasers- you, sodapop's shy girlfriend, meets the gang, soda's extroverted friends
embrace of serenity- you and sodapop cuddle on the couch, but this time it's extra detailed and fluffy
midnight rendezvous- soda sneaks out if the house to see you because he doesn't like being away from you for that long. he gets a long lecture from darry when he gets home
ponyboy curtis
unveiling hidden affections- darry sees you cuddling with his brother on the couch. he has no clue who you are. the two of you have no choice but to tell darry that the two of you are together
dallas wintston
in the arms of rebellion- you and dally cuddle. that's it.
Outer Banks:
jj maybank
sunrise cuddles and pogues laughter - you and jj end up cuddling while you're sleeping and that's what the rest of the pogues wake up to see
unexpected bluntness - jj's girlfriend is basically a bitch until you get to know her
inseparable souls - jj and the reader never are apart, even on the sand at the beach
late night comfort - a big fight happened at the reader's house, and jj is left picking up the pieces
30 works >:)
(i technically come up with every single one of these ideas with my own head unless specified that it was a request)
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smajor if you can hear me, call jimmy a boytoy.
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