#it's just a funni observation lmao

[asterclaw]

hey yo, mfs, how about we start drawing men that don't have black painted nails and long hair as well

#i- #like #literally lmao #don't take this seriously btwwww #i don't have anything against that #cuz i also draw ppl like that #it's just a funni observation lmao #also #i feel like ive never seen a man with not black painted nails

[the-kipsabian]

idk man

that doesnt really look like a face of an innocent man i trust is all im saying

#trying to finish ng+ tonight to get my mind off of things #was aiming to be done before dynamite but probably not happening considering i wasted so much time on side objectives #literally wasted cause the one i needed to do i cant finish on ng+ so. everythings pointless lmao #but yeah look at him. thats not a face i trust tbh #the whole wake/scratch shift thing is still so interesting to me tho like. you can absolutely tell. not just by the look but the vibe #how they talk. how they act. how they interact. its so good for my little observer heart #anyways back i go i just thought this was funny idk #alan wake #aw2 spoilers #night is an absolute mess on main

[gu1lty-as-sin]

in my head everyone who sees my posts likes them so there's no possible way that people could just be observing me go insane. dont be shy. let me know youre there

#or not lmao its just funny to me #like what are you doing lurking #the feeling of being observed is. strange #juno.txt

[coquelicoq]

I said, "Can I examine the dead human now?" Indah just looked tired. "Can you humor me and please refer to the victim as 'the deceased' or 'the victim' during the course of the investigation?" She turned to go, not waiting for an answer. She missed Mensah mouthing the words stop it at me. (Fugitive Telemetry, 12-13) Thiago was standing out on said observation deck, trying to reason with a potential target. (That’s "potential" per the earlier conversation where Dr. Arada said Oh SecUnit, I wish you wouldn’t call people "targets" and Thiago had given me the look that usually means It just wants an excuse to kill someone.) (Network Effect, 9)

ugh, hate it when these special snowflakes ask me not to refer to people as "the dead human" or [checks notes] "the human who i'm gonna kill here in a minute," sooo annoying 🙄

#guess who has finally started the network effect reread slash notetaking endeavor? this guy! #and this is the very first thing i noticed #(i feel i should clarify that page 9 is the first page in my copy lol. i can be observant! when i try really hard!) #i just love mb's push-and-pull between how it wants to refer to things and how the humans want it to refer to them #and how it like. snarkily corrects itself in its narration in such a way that you can just feel the eyeroll #e.g. 'Prematurely eliminating the visible targets (excuse me‚ potential targets) on deck #might just tip us out of incipient shitshow into full-on shitshow.' #or how in FT it starts saying 'the deceased' when talking to indah but continues using 'the dead human' in its internal monologue #WHICH i just think is INCHERESTING especially alongside mb's crankiness about very benign preservation naming conventions #it wants to use the words it wants to use! this is a display of independence! but hey guess what mb sometimes #other people have rights too lmao and yeah sometimes you gotta make concessions to their delicate little sensibilities #like ''not wanting to think of people as 'dead members of my species' or 'about-to-be-dead members of my species''' #murderbot #mb identifiers #mb categorization #the murderbot diaries #my posts #f #linked to #i also think it's funny that mb took arada's feedback and just added the word 'potential'. like i don't think that's arada's problem here? #AND it's interesting that later when mb is doing the dramatic rescue it decides 'at the last second' #to change from 'kill-hits' to 'wound-hits' because 'Thinking of Arada’s sad face made me too uncomfortable' #HMM. MUCH 2 THINK ABOUT

[banesberry-anomoly]

I did a Doctor Gray fanart/j/ref

Oh dear LORD I forgot we did satire versions 😭😭😭😭

Might as well drop the bad-on-purpose Clef drawing I did to go with this so everyone can see SLDBSLSJSK

Deviantart lookin ass, the badly used bucket tool just completes the look lmao

#ask world #friend asks #alex106 #altoclef.exe #Banesberry art #<technically???? #Dr Grey #For any outside observers the satire is an inside joke we did in a server lmao #Tempted to make slightly more serious versions of the joke satire as like an opposite au thing #Cause in the original its Clef pining for Grey and its a fucking slow burn #So itd be really funny to do a sort of swap where its Grey pursing Clef and Clef is just painfully oblivious

[sirenium]

If you ever feel invalidated by an exclusionist, please remember this post because I can assure you they don't know what they're talking about💀

⚠️trigger warning for of course exclusionist dumbassery, also this gets rant-y⚠️

I swear exclusionists have the most incoherent thought processes known to man dude cuz what is this shit

[ID: purple header text reading he/him lesboy flag/ hesboy flag! Under this text is plain black text reading based on these two flags: •reclaimed lesboy •he/him lesbian. Under this, red, bold text reads DNI, followed by rad inclus, terfs/transmeds, anti he/him lesbians & she/her gays, male/men "lesbians" in black plain text. End ID]

'Lesboy flag' and 'no man lesbians' in the same post... my brain is melting. Also... these people 'reclaimed' the term lesboy? Just to exclude a group of people who are lesboys? You do know that lesbians who also consider themselves men are also included in the lesboy term? Apparently not to these people. Butches who also consider themselves men? Sorry, not lesbians anymore. Multigender man lesbians? Nah sorry you're men so you can't be lesbians./sarc

[ID: blue header text reading Demiboy lesbian flag! Beneath this, quote text (at least I think that's what it's called) reads I couldn't decide on which ones to choose, so I'm posting all of them! Beneath this, much like the previous image, OP starts off their DNI with a bold red DNI, followed by black plain text. This text reads mspec "lesbians", radinclus, terfs/transmeds, radfems, men/male "lesbians", anti he/him lesbians and she/her gays. End ID]

Is that,, not excluding demiboy lesbians? Oh my bad, it's fine cuz they're only 'partially male' and therefore aren't ACTUALLY icky men invading lesbian spaces!/sarc

Also can I just say how fucking entitled it is to be all like 'mspec "lesbians"' with the quotes and shit? Like oh my god get over yourself, you aren't the leader of the lesbians™️ [trademark]. Bro thinks they're part of the lesbian council or some shit. 💀

Besides that, this has got to be one of the funniest examples of exclusionist stupidity I've ever seen. I can't get over it bro: 'demiboy lesbian flag!' 'Fuck off icky man lesbians!' In the SAME. POST. BAHAHA–

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It's rare that I feel the need to take screenshots and talk about them on my blog, but these are so poetically idiotic that I had to make a whole post dedicated to them. So yeah, sorry about your braincells lmao. But just know you're valid regardless of how you identify as a lesbian, and these are the types of people who think otherwise. Needless to say, they aren't really that credible.

[ID: a DNI banner with a purple background with lighter purple text reading DNI: system/queer exlusionists, TERFs/SWERFs, truscum/transmeds, anti recovery for harmful paraphilia, anti otherkin, anti self dx, pro cringe culture, pro-lifers, anti xenogender. A more detailed DNI is in my pinned post. A transparent png of Shadow The Hedgehog can be seen on the right, beside the text. He's holding his hand to his chest, his body facing the text and his eyes looking off to the distance. End ID]

#tw exclusionism #random rant #demiboy lesbian #lesboy #transmasc lesbian #exclusionism rots your brain and this is proof💀 #I sometimes feel like exclus are these little creatures that I'm observing from behind a glass wall or something like it's so bizarre to me #how there are people in the world who actually think like this #and it's like ?????? #how??? can somebody be so dumb??? #that sounds so rude but like seriously how can somebody sit down #make a lesboy or demiboy lesbian flag #and be like 'lol no men lesbians' and think that's in any way coherent 💀 #it's so fucking funny to me #but also frustrating like just let people vibe lmao #anyway #we love lesboys who are lesboys for any reason here #rad inclus #radical inclusivity #radical inclusion

[ifellinlovewithpersona]

Playing P5R for the first time since like a month or longer break from it and playing this game after playing DDS all the time is so weird like why are you screaming at me so much during battle? 😭😭 Literally forgot how "loud" battles are in this game lmaoo

Also I'm playing with japanese voices so they are screaming at me in language I don't understand lmaooo

[also lmao imagine if they met some SMT protag (or one of the dds protags) and fight together with demons somehow and they were like so confused like "why...why are you screaming so much?" that would be so funny]

But yeah, playing this game once in a while after playing so many hours of press turn system battles is fun, it's refreshing haha

#to p5 fans: this post isn't a criticism it's just a funny observation #like i forgot how 'loud' the battle seems here in smt you don't have commentary during battle #and if someone speaks they usually do it at the beginning ot at the end so it's just i got used to the more silent battles #and playing persona after such a long time seems like a lil' culture shock haha #that's all pls don't be mad thanksss #lilly's p5r replay #or whatever the tag was i forgot lmao #also i'm still in madarame's arc lmao i feel like i never finish this run lol

[mustangs-flames]

Once prophecy duo is friends, I can imagine Mark trying to learn more about hunting mimics by asking m!Cesar, but it just goes like this.

Mark: What do you think would kill you? 🤔

m!Cesar: Penut butter. 😒

Mark: Noted. U_U

Dgjdgdjdbds poor mimic!Cesar, he hates the texture so much

#hail true body #mustang answers! #htb mimic!cesar #htb mark owens #mark does make notes on mimic!cesar for a while whilst he still hates him #collecting his weaknesses and observing his behaviours #but eventually he realises just how human most of these behaviours are #how some of them are quite funny. how they make him smile #and he can't bring himself to use it all against himin anyway #cian stopped buying peanut butter after he kept finding jars of it in the trash lmao

[hella1975]

'compliments to the chef!' the chef is currently waving around the steak hammer going 'COCK AND BALL TORTURE' so i think i'll let this one slide. have a nice day tho

#i just came round the corner like 'can you do some fries for table- what are you doing.' #literal five year olds im telling you. he even had the grace to look embarrassed #it was so dead today that my manager had me take ALL THE ALCOHOL OFF THE SHELVES AND DUST THEM #it was kinda funny tho bc basically our bartender today was this one lad who's worked there even longer than i have #AND as a full-timer so he's regarded as like a Knows All kind of worker at my place he's very VERY respected #even though he is just some 20-something guy lmao. and on top of him being our best bartender i in comparison am not even bar trained #everything i know about the bar has been picked up on shift just from observing in fact he's taught me 99% of ALL OF IT #so between the two of us it's not even a COMPETITION #like he has me FLOORED when it comes to bar. so it was absolutely a skill thing but the conversation was: #my manager: i need you both to clean the shelves but if there's customers dan will take the bar and hella you clean #my manager: *silent for 2 seconds. eyes widening* IM NOT BEING SEXIST BY THE WAY #LIKE KING NO ONE SAID YOU WERE 😭 #i of course jumped on it i was IMMEDIATELY like 'idk mate it sounds like an HR complaint to me' #man was DISTRESSED lmfaooo #hella slaves to capitalism

[autogeneity]

asking chatgpt when I will feel better from being sick

#:( #it's been a week since I started feeling ill so not technically that long but ugh #funny enough I don't think I've used chatgpt at all yet #this is just a meme replacement for 'google search:' #anyway most of the observable cold symptoms are gone #but for some reason I still feel the same way like weak and tired and malaised #my body is not actively in pain but it feels like. tender? #and you know how when you drink extremely cold water and you feel it through its entire pathway #breathing feels like that like I can feel the air throughout moving against very sensitive tender innards #ordinarily by the time the clearest symptoms (e.g. running nose etc) have resolved I feel fine #I hope to god I have not been afflicted by long covid #m #whining #potentially I may also be somewhat undernourished #I have been trying to force myself to eat but it has been hard #everything is repulsive #I suspect also that lying in bed for a week and inconsistent with food intake has not been kind to my digestive system #which is in turn not kind to my appetite #Lots Of Walking seems essential to my gut function lmao

[elegyofthemoon]

day one completely ouo)b✨ i can already see im about to learn a bunch but it helps that everyones pretty nice and helpful ! and i did a lot more than i was expecting bc i decided to push myself a bit more so WOOHOO FOR BEING COURAGEOUS

#snow speaks #work log #its so funny bc at first i was like 'omg this is gonan be the worst place ever im gonna die doing this' #but actually. ok i can do this #i think majority of it was just being discouraged the past several months so #admittedly i ammmmm very rusty on material BUT at least i have a good basis #do i treat myself? no lmao #i thought id just play observer today but eheh decided yknow what its better to just dunk yourself in than teeter so >:3 #anyways so bc everyone was confused what to do w me they just let me go home and now i get to study adslfjh #its a transition phase once i get back into the feel then ill be chill and cruising B) #ill stop logging when i start getting busier im just trying to hype myself up LOL

[morgenlich]

tumblr perception of catholicism is very funny bc i know there’s a non-negligible number of actual catholics (or former catholics) on this site but the overall way catholicism is talked about is very. protestant. lol

#—signed a former methodist lmao #*i* know a lot about catholicism bc i study euro art history esp italian renn/baroque #so like. i Gotta #y’all certainly don’t have to but it IS funny to observe #(except the repeated ‘oh the saints mean catholicism is polytheistic’ #and ‘religious [always only ever xtian] art is just fanart’ takes) #those are annoying and show y’all don’t know a damn thing you’re talking about lmao

[foolish-edworm]

i love how genetics just dont seem to be a thing in the sailor moon universe bc how on earth does chibi usa have red eyes when both her parents have the bluest eyes in the fuckin world

#not to mention her pink hair #but still lmao #the worm speaks #also this isn't serious #dont take this seriously #im just making a silly little observation bc i thought it was funny #sailor moon #chibi usa

[mechaseraph]

I really like this picture...my blorbos;;

#Mecha observes Cone #funny thing when you get to pick a culprit you can blame Aoyama lol lmao sadly it'll just give you “there's no such person here?” #but the thought still counts #heiji and kid also make a cameo there

[snobgoblin]

i have no idea if i tend to be expressive or not. because some people say I'm extremely hard to read because I'm not that expressive but others say my body language is extremely easy to read so I'm like huh. which is it then

#someone should let me go in third person mode and observe. i need to know what I'm like #it would be extremely funny if i push for my art to be expressive and then i am just Not like At All #its so weird living in a body you know so little about. because its like im IN HERE. but i never. see it. i dont know what I'm like #and then there are also variables like well. i have tourettes so it would be obvious when I'm nervous that would flare up #and of course when I'm around my mom i definitely police my expressions a lot more because she always made fun of them when i was a kid #hell she still does lmao but not as much because ive Learned

[stewyhosseini-bf]

You know what I love. Is that in most fics written after the s2 finale but before s3 came out, whenever Kendall and Stewy meet again it’s always Stewy being super pissed off at him for not telling him beforehand and making a total surprise move and Kendall being apologetic and kind of closed off and then in the actual show Stewy sends him a wooden horse and then when Kendall goes to apologize for not clueing him in, goes well it’s fine I got a ticket to the greatest freak show on earth :))) <3 while they both grin at each other

#don’t get me wrong I think those fics are great #how could anyone predict what Jesse Armstrong would come up with here #but it’s so funny that the fic versions are honestly often more brutal towards each other than the actual show versions #and I see this trend in general with the two of them not just with post s2 fics #that they’re always sniping at each other but honestly they really aren’t lmao. stewy is just 100% honest all the time which sometimes #includes saying stuff like ‘and bro people don’t like you’ or ‘i am spiritually and emotionally and ethically behind whoever wins’ but like #at the end of the day he’s never mean about it quite the opposite I think #like not to be. I’m not trying to uwu-ify them and I’m not down paying fic writers’ writing ability #the fics are amazing ! but I guess it just always takes me by surprise when rewatching and seeing how they act with each other. kind of #cautious and understanding and mostly kind of. sweet? and super honest . sometimes super fucked it but that’s honestly? more Kendall than #stewy #thinking of 2x10 here with the severed dicks comment lmao. the WORST insult Stewy gives Kendall is ‘puscillanimous piece of fools gold’ #and ‘fucking silver-spoon fucking asshole’ #oh also Kendall calls him a pussy too. at some point in 1x9 but yeah #don’t know what my #point is lmaoo just observations #oh wait no also I forgot stewy saying Kendall is irrelevant which. OUCH. but again that’s not that snipe-y or mean it’s just #him again being. very honest lmao . to a degree that is mean and hurtful but I mean yeah. well