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bubblegumflavor · 14 days
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A couple of weeks ago I had a post on my dash... I think it was a suggested one, where someone said they have a zero like and reblog policy, they only comment.
And yeah.. okay, you do you, you can use tumbr however you want but isn't that somehow like joining a sports team but saying 'I will only stand over there in the corner, maybe sometimes I will comment on how y'all are doing but don't expect me being a team player or any support from my side.
Idk, I can't get that one post out of my head. This is the platform where you reblog stuff you like so other people can see it too and it will get shared around. It's like that one dude that drives the wrong way in Mario Kart just to delay the multi player game and piss everyone off.
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ahankar1610 · 3 months
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I started taking shipping unseriously after I saw people saying that Antonin Dolohov loved Hermione
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softshuji · 3 months
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Oh come on it is funny!
-Ryusei
How is this funny?!
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thinkingaboutjaedyn · 3 months
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me after a long week of not writing and being lazy
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repulsedrook · 5 months
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I'm going to write an essay for this assignment that is so bad, actually.
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deadendtracks · 7 months
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one of the best things that ever happened in peaky blinders is tommy choosing not to go with grace at the end of s1 and staying because of his responsibility to his family
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xenokiryu · 8 months
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Please, it's not that weird to have two separate devices for cellular and music use //sobs
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kinglypup · 8 months
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Another fantasy, since you liked the last one:
Sort of a housemate/roommate/fwb situation where they teach me how to use a vibrating wand for the first time (I’ve never had one and it’s the first thing I’m getting when I move out). They get me comfy on my bed and start by using the wand lightly over my sweatpants, acclimatizing me to the sensations, and I’m not sure what the fuss is all about until they finally tease it over my core and oh, now I think I get it. Making me cum just by using the vibe over my clothes but it only makes me more curious about what it feels like on skin. Both of us playing at first like it’s completely casual, but both of us getting more and more into it as we progress until pretty soon they’re murmuring praise and gentle instruction at me while I melt and moan, especially after my clothes are off. Maybe they get naked too, or just partially, and we were never interested in each other before but fuck, I could just stare at their body, kind of want to touch it, and eventually they’re laying beside me, sucking on my neck and moaning in my ear as they get me off with the vibrator, like it’s them being pleasured and not me. Guiding me through multiple orgasms, telling me to keep my arms above my head and neither of us noticing when my hands come down to claw at their bare back on the third or fourth orgasm, the pretense of “casual” and “teaching” far behind us as we moan each other’s names.
(Jsyk I’m non-binary and use mixed pronouns, so I think I’m outside of your DNI, but if you’d rather I not interact, I completely understand and will stop sending these. If otherwise, I’m quite enjoying this.)
fuck that's so good 🥵 casual friend sex is fantastic but as someone who has no idea what he's doing ? being guided ?? 😳😳😳😳 even better
(and you're totally fine, my dni is just cishets and blogs that post exclusively about women so any trans/non-binary people are 110% allowed to be here!!)
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bongsavior · 8 months
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nah. i spill out my heart with you for the 38947392739th night in history and then you suck this fuckhead's dick?
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andtosaturn · 1 year
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you ever see something and go "oh i wonder what that is!" and your life is infinitely worse for it
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softshuji · 3 months
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It is stupid! A "grand reveal"
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It's not!!! Come on everyone's been curious for so long. Do you think they'll recognise you?
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disabilityhealth · 2 years
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When a family member comes in to ask if my migraine is over
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[ Gif of a cat bopping a dog on the nose and then closing the door once the dog retreats ]
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fooltofancy · 2 years
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spending over $80 on yarn like that's a reasonable thing to do.
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snailmilktea · 2 years
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may i have this one (1) thing to myself
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Our body is 5'9" tall. Which means we're 69 inches tall. - 🍄🐸 (hope that tag isn't already claimed lol)
NIIIIICE
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