#jean.txt

[envydeath]

i’m sure i’m not the first one to think this but

#the twin peaksification of yellowjackets #jean.txt #yellowjackets #twin peaks

[jacklesbrainworms]

i’m just gonna call it now cause i have trust issues - harvey killed bruce

#it’s always who you least suspect and misha makes harvey seem so sweet #it’s like how they casted chris evans in knives out to throw everyone off #cw gotham knights #misha collins #jean’s gk thoughts #jean is deancoded #jean.txt

[kitchendoor]

sigh. need more witchblr mutuals 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🕯

#jean.txt #like everyday witchblr people i wanna follow u and hold hands through the computer #ok tags to draw u in like honey traps #witchblr #baby witch #witchcraft #tarot #spells #balaabaanalalaa. let's hold one another #paganism #pagans my beloved #heathen polytheism #paganblr

[ricciardhoes-archive]

happy birthday meg omg!!!! may daniel fix his shit (as a gift to you)

THANK U JEAN!!! i am wishing for a mclaren bankruptcy <3

#jean.txt #ask.txt #infinityonhighvevo

[old4sa]

Framing customer who only knows one type of art mount (dry mounting) but who's very confidently saying the piece obviously needs to be dry mounted (because it's the only thing he knows).

#it didn't need to be but it does make it easier for me so I'll do it #jean.txt #our posts

[miekasa]

connie calls jean daddy not in a sexual way but literally because jean is the only reason he hasn’t accidentally died or dropped out of school and has money for starbucks. he 100% says it in a teasing way to annoy jean tho—almost too casually and way too loudly saying “thanks daddy” whenever jean gives him two quarters to do his laundry and jean nearly murders him because everyone else in the laundry room heard it and now they probably think (a) jean is gay for connie, (b) jean has a daddy kink when that could not be further from the truth; connie is just a known menace to society and lives for publicly embarrassing his friends. connie buys him one of those “university dad” crewnecks and everything, and gets everyone else to join in just to poke fun. 

#jean.txt #one day eren says it just to mess with jean and he can only groan like connie do u see what youve done. do you see the damange youve caused #he also almost breaks erens nose goodbye #in conclusion: jean is connie's father #connie tries calling mikasa mom and gets slapped but that doesnt stop him

[criminal]

you guys don’t get it I’m OBSESSED w him

[nbwolverine]

I put my two weeks in literally fuck my work I’m so glad I’m not gonna be there by next month

#jean.txt

[lesbianhavoc]

fullmetal alchemist came out in 2001

#jean.txt

[envydeath]

idk if the yellowjackets took home ec, but shauna’s goat feels like the adult version of carrying around a bag of flour meant to be a baby. it’s symbolic

#yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #jean.txt

[jacklesbrainworms]

i’d really like to know what hughie campbell thinks of the fall out boy “we didn’t start the fire” cover/remake

#is he insulted?? #does he feel attacked on a v personal level? #or is he learning the lyrics with every intent to sing along? #hughie campbell #the boys #fall out boy #fob #jean.txt

[kitchendoor]

inbox is open for tarot card readings! i’ll be using the wild unknown tarot deck [without reversals]. questions can be as in depth as you want and will be single card readings. i do take tips and can draw up to 3 more cards for your reading that way, just make sure to leave a nickname or emoji or signature of some kind in both the tip and your question and i can do that for you! these will also cap rather quickly, but i’ll make sure to update this post when it’s officially closed.

i encourage readings through my ask box, but am very much open to pm readings if the privacy is preferred.

c@shapp: $foolshope p@ypal: @foolshope

#jean.txt #tarot cards #tarot services #divination #tarot readings #i just need to practice this more and why not do it for some tumblrinas 2 birds with 1 stone <3 #we can have a sleepover :) #free tarot readings #witchblr

[ricciardhoes-archive]

okay wait i thought villeneuve hated lance. like didnt he say he should be fired like last season??? (also i’m hoping he apologized in private because if not 🪓)

so i went looking and in october 2020 he said

The 1997 F1 World Champion has told Sky Italia that he believes fellow-countryman Lance Stroll “doesn’t have the will to make it to the highest level” after he was forced to pull out of the recent Eifel GP with a severe upset stomach.

i’m literally crying someone needs to come and collect him he keeps contradicting himself

#ISMCNAHHDGAHDHAHSGSG #jean.txt #ask.txt #infinityonhighvevo

[aesomnus]

i opened the app by accident and wow tungles just continues to be ugly and messy as hell ok 🙃 [slinks off for an eternity]

#jean.txt

[miekasa]

thinking about eren and jean as knights.....eren is scarily loyal to you, everything regarding your security has to be run by him twice because he doesn’t trust anyone but himself to take care of you.....literally always at your right hand for even the smallest request he just wants to see you happy :(( make sure you’re taken care of :(( would literally die for you n doesn’t even realize he only Cares that much because he’s in love with u :(((( 

jean who’s more like ur best friend that sometimes u forget he’s ur right hand man... he’s always there to poke fun at you, let you have extra time with the horses, convince ur parents and advisors to let u go on trips and have fun because u deserve it. he’s usually so easy going and friendly with u that it’s a shock to see him so serious, see him nearly kill a man in front of u for trying to ambush you.... reminds u that jean isn’t just a charmer, that he’s actually dedicated his life to making sure you’re safe at all times...crazy..

#i keep thinking about royal aus...................thinking and not writing classic writer trope #no bc i even have some for connie n blondie too #even porco like theyre just so. SO. #i even............even...... think about one w nanami 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒 #eren.txt #jean.txt

[criminal]

so sick of being normal time to kill #yandere