#jeeees

[beachesgetpeaches]

listen imma be a messy bitch and come out on here

as a person who actively existed in a love triangle for 6 years Im telling you, as long as there are indications of a triangle you gotta keep going

the only unhealthy part is ignoring part of triangle until it is resolved

#messy bitch diary #stancy #jeeees #literally in love w my best friend since i waa 15 #but denying it for a decade #clown behaviour

[acridid-s]

New users following me: I literally have it in my blog description - if you want to follow this blog, at least don't have the default icon and default banner. I know your blog is going to be empty when you just joined tumblr .2 seconds ago, but please, for the sake of your experience on this website, before you follow people, make sure your blog looks like it's owned by a human being and not a bot that might reply to my posts with malware links. You are wearing the garb of the enemy, and you will be blocked on sight. Go into your blog settings and set an Aesthetic Anime Gif or something as your banner and, Idk, a picrew pfp you cobbled together as your icon - or whatever you want! If you don't get dressed like the rest of us, you will always be blocked on sight.

#.txt #jeeees #eversince I've had blank blogs follow me DESPITE MY WARNING IN MY BLOG DESCRIPTION #I've wanted to go into their DMs and just be like ''yo can you not read? have you no eyes?'' #sometimes I'm Particularly vexed and genuinely consider going in with ''are you too stupid to navigate this website and find the settings? #have you never learned how to change your profile pic and the banner on your blog? Do you need your hand held for that process?''

[rockabye-billy]

Harringrove and Max meet “Addams Family Values” bacause frankly - that’s the dynamic they deserved.

#harringrove meets the addams family #incorrect harringrove quotes #billy hargrove #steve harrington #max #big brother billy my beloved #(in)correct quotes #harringrove au #source: addams family values #au #edit #my stuff #[my stuff - harringrove] #[my stuff - siblings for the win] #I just LOVE the idea of Steve coming into this family of two #and getting to know max #and being like JEEEE-ZUS #'she's literally you but smaller' #(insert Billy being proud in the distance)

[pupucino]

maija vilkkumaa: mut älä suutu, hei tää on vain työtä ja tää on yhtä piinaa, kun kyttää viikossa seitsemän yötä ystäviään, se pistää ajoittain itkemään 🎶

mä: miks sen kaikki ystävät on jotain rikollisii?

nutipää: niin tai oisko tää kuitenki diktatuuri jossa kytätään mielipiderikollisia

#suomeksi #suomitumppu #road trip #maija vilkkumaa #me kuunnellaan autos vanhoi levyi ja meil on tääl meikit ketjut ja vyöt jeeee

[kagami--uchiha]

🌺 + Tobirama adopts Kagami as his son.

There is two ultimate AU's regarding Tobirama and Kagami that I always go feral over. One is a romantic ship au (with more appropriate age difference) and the other, ultimately great Au

Is Kagami gets adopted by Tobirama.

I just love everything about it. There is nothing I can't love about it. Why? Buckle up.

I HC that Tobirama also had a very own team, besides team Hiruzen that he seemingly trained together with Hashirama.. but he first only had Danzo and Torifu on his team, since the Uchiha rather chose to train their children themselves (at least in the beginning. It's what I like to think, if someone sees it differently that's also fine).

It was only after a while that one of the Uchiha approached Hashirama to ask him if he had someonr who would be willing and talented enough to take in an Uchiha child as a student.

Without thinking he immediately mentioned Tobirama.

So one nice sunny day whole his younger brother was out, training his two students, Hashirama shows up with a feeble, tiny child at his hand and from afar, Kagami rather seemed like a toddler than a child old enough to be trained to be a shinobi one day. After a little talk, Tobirama reluctantly agrees, not because of his rumoured dislike for the uchiha, but he was afraid that he couldn't properly train Kagami the way he would need.

(at this point kagami already has his sharingan since he witnessed the murder of his mother, as well as the second Tomoe since he also found his dead father just a year later).

Kagami is quiet, though he quickly connected to his teammates since they know each other from academy, so they at least wouldn't fight or would have problems integrating the third child. Tobirama also is pleasantly surprised, kagami's affinity is water and he is the first one to find out about that and decides to mainly train him in that.

With he years, Tobirama grows closer to Kagami fast, kagami trusts him, likes to spend time with him because Tobirama is calm, he is nice and never yells at him for anything. Quickly, Tobirama becomes a father figure for Kagami, of course secretly.

Though Tobirama grows a certain fondness for the Uchiha as well, probably because he kinda notices that Kagami kinda looks for something in him, or finds something in him that he misses from his life and that's the point where he starts to notice things:

Kagami always wears high collared shirts, as well as long sleeves even in the smoldeeing heat of Konoha.

He does his best to never change in front of anyone, not even participating in washing himself at rivers or lakes when they are on missions together, or at least not while someone else is near.

Tobirama sometimes notices bruises, but at first he thinks it might be from training with his teammates, they are young and inexperienced after all but it gets more obvious for him that something else is going on when Kagami actively tries to hide it.

From hat point on, Tobirama invites kagami for dinner at his house more often, wanting to give him the space to be safe as much as he could.

It's one evening that the young Uchiha runs away from his guarding, early into the night because a fight completely escalated and Kagami feared to be beaten until he would be unconscious. The firs tone that came to his mind was Tobirama and so he went there, desperate for safety and crying.

It was that evening that Kagami opened up to Tobirama about what is going on and that it always had been like that. For Tobirama it is instantly clear: he's going to take over guardianship, even if it means he would have to adopt that child to have a more legal ground.

:'D and that's when the happy times start for little Kagami together with papa Tobirama <3

#❝i'm turning horizons into battlegrounds ‒ and every step i take‚ without a sound❞ ❃ kagami uchiha #Tobirama Senju #(need a tag foe tobirama!!! oh jeeee!) #headcannons #Tobirama asopts Kagami HC #tw domestic violence #tw murder #ama talks

[lizardthirty]

This is the drunkest I have ever been in my life

#heeee jeeee heee #this was a very bad idea

[awesamcozy]

Ok so I solved the case in the tweet linked is from the same day of the pokimane episode and someone put a lot of time stamps on the coments and one of the is from them talking about sharing a bed it was when they are staying on georges apartment karl just say they shared a bed a lot of times and sapnap says that he slept on the couch

OKAY ITS LITERALLY SOLVED

#the choir #I WAS BONE PICKING TWT SEARCH JEEEE!

[bruisedconscience]

Looks like House got uhhhhhhhhhhh a harsh case of the vid in 2008 rip

edit: NOPE CUDDY DRUGGED HIS LITERAL ASS AND NOW WILSON IS DRIVING HIM TO HIS DAD’S F.. . :(

#[ maybe .2009 idk. s5e4 rip ] #[ kris liveblogs house md ] #ooc #[ JEEEE ]

[himboskywalker]

Been mulling this over and I finally decided to be a shit stirrer today. I don't write bottom Obi-Wan for multiple reasons and I'm going to be meanly honest in a way I don't think I've ever been on here.

I just don't like it most the time, I think the predominant amount of fandom uwu mommy bottomWan takes are wildly out of character, sometimes outright ridiculous, and a lot of it gives me the ick. But for all of you guys who DO like it, I'm happy for you, I'm so glad you guys have lots of brilliant writers who do write what you prefer or enjoy, and I couldn't be happier to share this ship with you guys.

But here's my problem. I don't know what it is about this demographic of obikin fans and I know, believe me I know it's not all bottom Obi-Wan fans, but boy is there a vocal chunk that has put a bad taste in my mouth. No, I don't want to fucking write it, or certainly not in the way you want. No, I don't agree with you, and no I don't appreciate people who prefer bottom Obi-Wan whining in my inbox or in other authors' and artists' inboxes that awwww jeeee I really would enjoy your writing more if you'd just write it exactly how I want. There are PLENTY of brilliant obikin authors who are wonderfully talented and who I deeply respect who DO write what you guys like, so WHY in god's fucking name, is there a very loud chunk of bottomwan fans who are constantly making trouble for fellow fans in the same godamn ship who approach it or enjoy different aspects than them?

I'm sure there are obikins who prefer bottom Anakin who are just as bad and annoying and problem causing, but it certainly feels like the most vocal are in a different camp. Guys, it does not fucking matter. If you don't like that I write mostly if not entirely bottom Anakin, then go somewhere else and read someone who does write to your preferences. The more messages I get through the years of bottomWan stans whining to me about not writing what they like, the more sour I get on the matter.

The fact of the matter is, I might have been inclined several years ago to write Obikin with more variety of top/bottom. But then I had interactions like this, and I decided to NOT write it on pure, vindictive principal. And even though I might have been inclined lately to finally write outside of my comfort zone and branch out, shit like this makes an author say, you know what fuck you, you're not getting anything from me.

I am so sick to death of this stupid discourse in this ship, and I am sick to death of getting pushy, whiny comments from folks who just uwu can't like my stuff. Guess what man, I could not give less of a shit what you think about my writing or what you want from me.

#salt #fandom salt #obikin

[mcrmadness]

The feeling when you are teaching a foreign language to yourself, but end up googling shit about your own mother tongue because the grammar (of your mother tongue) makes absolutely no sense.

Mikä helekkarin muoto on "olleensa"?????? En löyä sitä mistään??? Käyn läpi saksan konjunktiivin mennyttä muotoa, ja esim. lause "Hän sanoi olleensa kotona maanantaina.", mikä hitto tuo "olleensa" on tässä lauseessa? Taivutuksia löytyy olla-sanalle pilmin pimein, mut en löyä tätä, enkä esimerkkiä siitä et onks se yks noista (monista...) mainituista mut possessiivisuffiksin kanssa :DDDD

Ihanaa suomi jeeee

#madnessin random jutut in finnish #finnish #suomi

[der-papero]

Cuccumella - First Run

Come anticipato a tutti i miei follower-neo-napoletani-in-erba, oggi facciamo la prima cuccumella ufficiale.

Ne ho fatta una ieri, ma solo per addomesticare la caffettera, il primo caffè si butta, ovviamente.

Tanto per cominciare, bisogna affrontare la Mami.

Mami: Ma te liev 'a nanz cu' 'stu strumm'l, jeee aggia cucenaaaa, oggi è 'a Vigilie, 'e rutt 'o sasiccie cu' 'stu cafè, jeeee teng che faaaaa!!!!

Io: Mamma, ma io uso il metodo Mortimer.

Mami: ma vafangul tu e Mortimer!!!!

Una volta gestita la Mami, possiamo iniziare il processo.

La nostra meraviglia si compone di tre parti, il serbatoio dell'acqua, quello per il caffè percolato ed il filtro.

Si parte dall'acqua, rigorosamente minerale Santo Stefano, per restare in tema. Riempire la metà destinata all'acqua fino a poco sotto il foro di uscita del vapore.

Mami: ma comm cazz 'u faje 'stu cafè, 'a machinett va mis unu piezz 'ngopp 'o gas!!

Siccome usiamo il metodo Mortimer, ignoriamo la Mami e riscaldiamo a parte la caldaia dell'acqua, quindi il foro non sarà di alcun uso.

Nel frattempo che l'acqua giunge ad ebollizione, riempiamo il filtro col caffè. Durante il caffè di addomesticatura ho riempito il filtro fino all'orlo, oggi ho preferito metterne un po' meno.

Poco prima del punto di ebollizione togliamo la caldaia dal fuoco, caliamo il filtro, copriamo con l'altra metà eeee HOPLA'! (mi raccomando, esclamare proprio così), compiamo la magia, ovvero rovesciamo la cuccumella.

Adesso non resta che aspettare,

... ed aspettare ...

... tanto, tantissimo tempo, sotto l'occhio severo della Mami, e mo' tu bbiv 'stu cafè.

Ed ecco la nostra meraviglia che versa il liquido magico!

Il cognato parmense è stato scelto come assaggiatore, e il suo giudizio finale è stato

stu cafè è proprie 'na chiavec

dimostrando che, al netto del concordare o meno sulla sua valutazione, è riuscita comunque a compiere il miracolo, facendo mutare il dialetto del nostro tester unu piezz.

[chernobog13]

"Oh Lawd, I call upon the healing power of Jeeee-zussss to drive these demons from this boy!"

Faith healer Godzilla.

#Son of Godzilla #Godzilla #Minilla #Minya #kaiju #tokusatsu #suitmation #Toho

[twiststreet]

I knew tonight would be rough because last week’s episode was relatively fun and funny, what goes up must come down etc., but jeeee-zus!!!!! Funniest part being hader sitting somewhere like “maybe I should follow this with something light and fun like a horror movie.” Please send in draculas to relax me! Send draculas!

#the best show on tv #barry hbo