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morallyinept · 6 months
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It's my birthday today! 🎉
Happy Birthday to me, 39 years young. Big one next year, and I'm super excited!
This is a joint celebration too, because I've also just hit a follower milestone, which I am absolutely flabbergasted by... 😭
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It's not about the numbers - look, you've heard me shout that from the rooftops countless times, and I don't do any of this for numbers or followers. I do this for me because it makes me happy - but I am honestly so blown away that so many of you have chosen to be here, and enjoy my writing, and my silly little posts about the Pedro Boys. 🥹
I appreciate and love every single one of you. If I could give each and every one of you a big, sensual Javi P smooch, I absolutely would...
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So, as my gift to all of you to say thanks, I've released two, birthday themed one shots today, to celebrate 👇🏻
Candles - Joel Miller 🕯
Birthday Cake - Frankie Morales 🎂
I hope you enjoy reading them, and re-blogs and comments are always much appreciated.
If it happens to be your birthday today too, well a very, extra special, happy birthday from me to you my fellow Scorpio baby! 😘
Once again, THANK YOU, from the bottom of my heart, guys. You're all the best! 🖤
From me, and all The Pedro Boys, cheers! 🥂
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rekas-writes · 1 year
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Valorant Agents and Their Fast Food Sins
Pair: Implied! Individual Agent (Neon, Killjoy, Raze, Jett, Chamber, Harbor, Sage, Reyna, Viper, Phoenix, Yoru)/GN! Reader - more so Individual HCs Source: Valorant
Type: Headcanons/Bulletpoints - 652 words Genre: Comedy/Fluff/Crack Perspective: Second-Person (You/Your)
TW: None
A/N: Hi! It's been a while! I hope you've had a wonderful New Year and a fantastic winter holiday/winter in general, my lovely customers! I'll be wrapping up some orders before diving back into my October series! ❤️
Further A/N: It was my birthday on the 31st December and I've just come back from the Philippines. I was dealing with a couple things but I'm hoping to get back into writing! This was just a fun, little thing I thought of while out in London. There was a Wendy's and a Taco Bell and those things are hard to come by here in the UK, haha- and so naturally it evolved into fast food habits nobody asked for.
Of course if you do any of these combos, more power to you! This is all in jest and I just wanted to write a light-hearted comedy/joke piece :D
. . . . . ╰──╮꒰ 🍡 ꒱ ╭──╯ . . . . .
Neon: Cuts a donut in half and then sandwiches her McDonald's apple pie with it. It helps with her sweet tooth and she swears it's the perfect dessert combo. Will also make you one in an effort to get you to appreciate this sugary goodness as much as she does. She might also wink and say it's not as sweet as you... and then cover her face with a hand because she can't believe she just said that
Killjoy: Puts chicken nuggets in her chicken sandwich and if you tell her that's too much chicken for the bread to filling ratio, she'll just add more out of amusement. If you encourage her? She'll get you to help her put as much chicken as possible in there
Raze: Mixes all the sauces together. All of them. And then she will ask you to grab more sauces/your leftover sauces. Sauces are boring on their own apparently. If you ever raise an eyebrow at that, she'll just shrug and tell you not to bash it ‘till you try it. Somehow it doesn't taste bad at all
Jett: Puts chicken nuggets and other random fillings from different fast food joints on pizza and then folds it like a calzone. Has and will defend this to the end of time. If you ask her why she doesn't just make her own custom pizza/calzone, she says it doesn't taste the same
Chamber: Puts onion rings and fries in his burger. It's not really a sin, but he genuinely thinks this is a weird combination/thing to do so he never does it in front of people. He'll wait for you to go to the bathroom or something, and then add them in. Might steal your onion rings and/or fries too while you're gone. I'll cut him some slack, only because he doesn't really eat enough fast food to know the common food 'hacks'.
Harbor: Eats the fillet-o-fish and a random other burger/sandwich combined. If you give him a look, he will take another bite slowly and chew obnoxiously with a smug look. He does the exaggerated "mmm" too and closes his eyes just to hear you laugh and roll your eyes
Sage: Likes the good ol' fries in the milkshake and pineapple on pizza. She really likes the salty-sweet combos and has more of a sweet tooth than she'd like to admit. She also thinks the fruit/shakes help(s) make fast food feel less greasy
Reyna: Uses human blood as ketchup She mixes coffee and soda together to feel something. You don't even question her, mostly because she refuses to explain herself and doesn't feel the need to. She'll just shrug, smile and then offer you a taste- saying it's like devouring a soul. It tastes like battery acid
Viper: Doesn’t commit food sins but she did try to poison someone’s fast food. She just wanted to test out a weaker poison she had on hand, and decided her target would be that one person who wouldn't take a hint and leave you alone. Never leave your food unattended around her, especially if you're going to blatantly annoy her S/O.
Phoenix: Puts popcorn chicken in his munchkin donuts. He claims to be a food connoisseur every time you question it, and that it'll catch on as a food trend one day. You tried it once and didn't know how to feel about the fact you didn't hate it. He gets really excited every time he gets this particular combo and you can't help but smile at his childlike giddiness
Yoru: Probably puts salt in his cheap coffee, it tastes awful but he does it anyway- maybe out of spite. He got the salt from the tears of his enemies. He never stopped to consider that just because he could, maybe he shouldn't. You don't say anything because the last time you did, he drank it faster and then got another
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rderiggi-blog · 1 year
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Super Wings: Super Pets Join Jett’s Big Birthday Bash
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pearlfm · 4 years
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chicago’s very own pearl buchanan has been spotted on madison avenue driving a bugatti chiron, welcome ! your resemblance to sydney sweeney is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your twenty-second birthday bash  . your chance of surviving new york is uncertain because you’re credulous , but being ebullient might help you . i think being a libra explains that .  3 things that would paint  a  better picture of you would be rose-colored blush on the tip of your nose, crumpled-up love letters, soft smiles paired with tired eyes . ( i slept with my ex-husband’s assistant ) & ( cis female + she/her  ) 
tw substance abuse and drinking mention 
of first off .... hi. my name is barb and i am super excited to be here with y’all !!!  i’m coming to y’all all the way from the cst and i use she/her , they/them pronouns so whatever works. pearl is v new , never to be played before tho i did kinda just steal bits and pieces from old oc’s to make her shh. if you’d like to plot , please just give this a like or im me !
unlike most of her peers around ny , pearl comes from a very middle class family. you know , nothing too extravagant but well-off. her and her older sister , jett , were raised by their mother who was a well-known dermatologist in the area. their father was a college professor who paid a good amount of child support , so they were pretty much financially fine. 
nothing was really out of the ordinary as pearl grew up. she got a great education , played sports , did ballet , and was an overall good daughter/sister. nothing to see here !!!
when she was 18 , her sister got married to one of your run-of-the-mill wall street guys. that’s where pearl met flip. idk why that’s his name but it just is. flip was a big figure in the movie industry , a director to some of the upcoming big hits. since he was best man to the groom and pearl was maid of honor , they naturally just started talking. talking led to lots of things and then bam , they were a thing. 
after nine months of going back and forth from chicago to new york , flip proposed. she of course said yes and moved out to new york permanently to live with him. 
their marriage was amazing. however , amazing became miserable once things started getting comfortable. he was never home and when he was , they were fighting about everything and nothing. to deal with their constant fighting and being alone most of the time , she’d drink like a fish and sneak small quantities of whatever substances were in her husband’s “stash” in his bed-stand drawer. 
one night , out of pure spite and needy affection , she called up her husband’s assistant to their penthouse when he was out with the boys and uhhhhh slept with her !  simple as that. that was the first and last time she’d ever done something like that to flip , but it didn’t matter since he served her about a week later. she feared his assistant had told him about it , but he simply was just tired of fighting with pearl. 
the process was going by swimmingly , but it came to a screeching halt once pearl was told that there was a prenup. she had never signed one , but she had no proof to back it up. that meant that he got to keep everything and she’d be packing her bags back to her mom’s house in chicago. so , like any pampered brat would do , she played the victim card. told her lawyer that he had used all the money to her name to buy drugs , prostitutes , and whatever his heart so desired. it wasn’t true , but the small box of drugs they found by his bedstand was enough evidence for the law to be on her side. so , she was granted alimony. it was enough to keep her in new york comfortably and then some. 
as soon as his assistant had found out about the alimony checks  , she threatened to tell flip about her and pearl’s slip-up. he could tell and she could possibly lose her stream of income , so now she pays her off for her silence. and yeah , that’s life babey !
as for her personality , idk , she acts like your stereotypical girl next door. she’s nice , caring , generous , and overall a good person if asked. she has her flaws like , she’s naive , stubborn , melodramatic , and has became severely spoiled since moving out here. i don’t really want to stick her to certain traits since i want to flesh her out and see how she becomes through development , but that’s a nice little outline for her as of now. 
connections-wise , just fuck me up. i love fluff and i love pain. i am truly open to anything and everything. 
TLDR: pearl buchanan was your average girl next door who married a famous director. the two had a fast failing marriage and she cheated on him with his assistant. they eventually ended up getting a divorce for different reasons and he falsified her signature on a prenup. she told the court a lie and now he pays her alimony , which she gives some of it to his assistant in exchange for her silence. 
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theweeaboss · 4 years
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So The Crüe said Ohio rights and 2020 is lookin bright!!
Podcast kickoff
Ohayocon
Chromeo valentine’s show @ Otherworld
Colossalcon
Mötley Crüe/Def Leppard/Joan Jett/Poison
Leo birthday bash extravaganza
(Probably) Matsuricon
(Hopefully) Colossalcon East
Louder Than Life
Perhaps even Colossalcon SOUTH?????? (When do we find out??????!!!!!)
We doin tax returns RIGHT this year 🖤🖤🖤
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ageeksnerdyworld · 5 years
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A Birthday Bash
Characters: Avia Carstairs, Kelly Ronan O’Connor, Scribe Jenkins, Isabelle Lombardi, Emery Becker, Jett Leach, Mazarin Leach, Holland Ayer, Kalenn Birch, Walker, Scout Carstairs, Paisley Carstairs, and October Ispen
Word Count: 5,405
Trigger Warning: N/A
Notes: This idea has been bouncing around my brain for a real long time so I finally wrote it. But this took like ten years to write. This is as good as its gonna get. As always The Cyber World and the viruses therein belong to @voiceoflarka
Summary: The gang gathers at the Carstairs manor for Avia’s birthday. An unexpected guest arrives. Much to Scout’s dismay party shenanigans ensue. Click the read more if you’d like.
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That morning Avia woke to find a hand written note on her night stand.
Happy birthday to my wonderful niece. May your wishes for today come true. I love you with all my heart. --Aunt Paisley
The ivory white paper was on the thicker side, with a golden border, and a small intricate flower embossed into the middle of it. At the bottom of the flower were the initials P.E.C. The message was written in neatly penned, and amazingly precise, black calligraphy. A smile formed as she read it. But her happiness was short lived as she realized that her father hadn't said anything. Part of her didn't expect him to even remember what today was. But a small piece secretly hoped he would.
She pulled the covers off and got out of bed.
Returning the lovely note to the nightstand she grabbed her phone.
She checked her messages as she crossed to the bathroom.
Most were from her teammates. All sending birthday wishes her way. There were also a few extra messages from Kelly. Each one of his texts were signed with a red heart emoji.
In the bathroom Avia washed her face from the lull of sleep.
When she was finished with that she went back into her bedroom and changed. She wore a long-sleeved, white, shirt with a boat neck. She also wore a red plaid patterned skirt with a hemline that ended just above her knees. The hemline was asymmetrical with the right side a bit shorter than the left. Two angled zippers sat on either side of the skirt. Underneath the skirt she wore a pair of thin, black, pantyhose.
Sitting down at the ivory white vanity she brushed her hair.
Before doing her make-up she sent “thank you” texts to everyone. She also sent a purple heart, and a red, emoji to Kelly. As she opened the drawer of her vanity there was a knock at her door.
“Come in,” she called.
The door opened and the small form of October Ispen stepped in.
They were her father’s driver, bodyguard, and the family’s butler. For as long as she could remember they had been a constant presence in her life. As Avia did her makeup she saw the reflection of the virus in her mirror. They wore a black suit, with a white dress shirt, an obsidian tie, and impeccably shined shoes. Their skin was white and covered with dark rosewood veins. A stone-cold, serious, expression marked their face. An expression which was even more threatening due to the utter lack of hair on his head and face. Even their eye ridges were entirely void of any hair.
Everything about October Ispen was unsettling. The veins that crawled along their bare skull. Their uncanny talent of being able to stand perfectly still. The black leather gloves they constantly wore. Their unnerving, relentless, brown eyes.
She knew why they were there without them having to say anything.
She sighed and said; “Already?”
October gave her a silent nod.
She shook her head and quickly took the dress she wanted to wear later out of her closet. Avia carefully laid it on her bed. Quickly finding the matching heels she set them at the foot of her bed. Just before leaving her room she slipped on a pair of sleek black boots.
Together the pair walked through the hallway and down the winding staircase.
When they arrived at the landing Avia gave October a pleading stare. They didn’t react. She sighed; not expecting anything else from them. They were her father’s employee after all. There wasn’t a doubt in her mind that he used his powers to keep October in line. He had done so many times before to other less important people in his employ. He often said that he owed the success of his business to it. People often said that his powers were the only reason he landed her mom. Whether the rumors were true or not she had no idea.
As she rounded the corner and crossed the hallway all these things ran though her mind. She steeled herself before entering the dining room.
He sat at the head of the long, rectangular, dining table. His light gray hair was a bit messy as if he had been stressfully running his hands through it. As always the crawling scar under his right eye glowed lightly. He wore a dark gray jacket over a white dress shirt and a pair of cream colored dress pants. A dark brown belt sat on the waist of his pants. On his ring finger sat a thick, plain silver, wedding band. A series of files covered the area in front of him. In his right hand was a tablet and he held a stylus in his left. He twirled the stylus between his fingers as he read whatever was on the screen. When she entered the room October immediately walked to her father’s side.
Scout Carstairs always liked to keep his possessions close.
He looked up just as Avia walked through the open doors.
“Good morning,” she said.
Returning the sentiment he smiled slightly. The emotion was barely reflected in his eyes. He motioned for her to walk over to him. She did.
He held her hands in his. It was always strange when her father chose to show emotion. Every time he did it felt wrong, as if it was only half there, and fake. But she didn’t flinch away. She didn’t want to deal with any of the aftermath today.
“Happy birthday,” he said.
“Thank you.”
“Do you really want to have the party here?” he asked. “Dad has a lot of work to do, sweetheart, and it might not be a good idea.”
Avia rolled her eyes and let go of his hands. Of course he wanted something from her. He was barely ever nice just for the sake of being nice. Even the trips they had taken in the past were more often work related than not.
“This is about my team coming isn’t it?”
“No, I just--” she cut him off.
“It is! You think they’ll tear the place apart or something. They’re my friends, father. You still want to me be to be the little girl who liked staying inside all day? But that ship has sailed, father. I’m finally being myself and I have friends.”
“Avia, stop,” he said harshly.
“Not until you admit the truth--”
“I SAID STOP!” he yelled.
The lighting of the room shifted as he spoke. The lights dimmed significantly. When she looked at her dad now he seemed to grow twice his size. He loomed over her like a giant. If it was possible October looked even smaller than usual. Scout’s face darkened with anger. His voice now boomed and echoed.
“I can’t have that tattooed punk ruining tonight. He’s uncultured, disrespectful, and vulgar. Even the smallest, cheapest, thing is worth more than his life.”
“Tonight isn’t about you, father. Emery’s coming. They’re all coming.”
Avia was unshaken by her father’s powers. He tended to have his abilities up in some capacity almost all the time so she was accustomed to them. She stood firm and kept her face as calm as possible. She nodded in agreement. Scout was very surprised. Sitting back down he switched it off and the room returned to normal.
“Very well,” he said; returning his attention to his work. “You may go. Paisley would like to go shopping with you. Her present this year, apparently. I do believe she’s waiting out front for you.”
Avia said nothing as she turned on her heels and walked out.
Just like her father said Paisley was waiting for Avia on the front steps of the manor. She wore a slim fitting dress and a pair of black stilettos. The dress was mostly white but there were a few intersecting black lines across it. Some ran vertically and others ran horizontally. A few of the sections were dyed different colors; red, blue, yellow. A pair of black sunglasses sat on her face. She looked stunning as always.
“Didn’t go too bad, I see,” she said as Avia approached.
“Father’s letting my friends attend so I think not.”
Paisley nodded approvingly. She handed her niece a small, thin, rectangular envelope. The paper was clearly expensive and just like the note it was thick. It was black in color and the writing was silver. Avia’s eyes went wide.
“Father said we were going shopping,” she said confused.
“Oh, we are. But, one cannot really shop without stable finances,” she said with a smile.
Avia opened the envelope and the card inside was plain black with a small message. It read; Get yourself something nice, in that same silver font. Inside the card was a thin blue credit card. A small receipt showed how much money was on it. It was a lot more than Avia expected.
“Oh my,” she whispered in shock.
“If your tall, ginger, friend is coming then you’ll need something new. And fabulous. Also, it would greatly anger Scout and that is always a plus.”
Avia smiled and they descended the front steps together.
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While the birthday girl was getting ready so were her friends. The Leach siblings were the first ones dressed and ready. So they met in the hallway outside the rooms and hung out. Mazarin, who was the odd one out in the group, stuck by her older brother. From what she had seen of Avia and her family differed so much from her own Mazarin didn't know what to expect.
"Je," she whispered to him as they waited for the others.
"Is Avia's family nice? Are they like how mom and dad used to be?"
"I don't really know," he said staring off at the opposite wall. "That's more of a question for Kell. He's the only one of us who's met Av's dad. Why? Something wrong?"
Mazarin wrapped her arms around her torso and hugged herself. She dug her toes into the carpet. Jett could tell something was bothering her. He reached over and put his arm around her shoulder; pulling her into a side hug. She leaned her head against his shoulder.
"Don't worry, Maz," he said. "I'm sure everyone's gonna be fine. We're going to a birthday party after all."
She turned away from the wall and hugged her brother tightly. Her face was buried into the front of his jacket. With her this close he didn't have to hear her to know she was crying. He could feel it. As she silently cried Jett began to slowly, soothingly, stroke her hair.
"I miss them so much," she said; her voice muffled a bit from the fabric of his jacket.
"Me too."
They stood like that for a few more seconds before she let go and wiped her eyes. Jett straightened the front of his his jacket. Then he noticed that her headband had fallen so he fixed it for her. He tucked his finger under her chin and gave her a soft smile.
"Don't you worry, little lady, we've got each other. And that's all that matters."
“Everything alright, Leach?” Walker asked.
Neither of them saw Walker enter the hallway, but, they weren’t bothered.
“Yeah. We’re good,” he said. Noticing the rabbit virus’s attire he chuckled; “You look almost the exact same you do every day, Texas Ranger.”
They wore a white, long-sleeved, button up which covered their upper body. A maroon, double-breasted, vest partially covered the dress shirt. Dark black pants covered their legs and the dark dress shoes poked out from underneath the fabric. A black waistcoat tightly hugged their frame. Their usual goggles were replaced by a black and brown vertical striped top hat. The hat hid their long, black, ears. The outfit was complete with a black tie that sat under the shirt collar.
“He’s right you know,” a voice called from the end of the hallway.
The voice belonged to Isabelle who had just exited her room.
She wore a pastel blue dress and silver colored heels. Her hair was pinned up on one side with silver, sparkling, barrettes. The rest hung down and was neatly curled. The hemline of her dress was shorter in the front, stopping above her knees, and longer in the back. A thin, white, ribbon ran along her waist; separating the sections of the dress. The bottom half was comprised of many layers. The very top layer was sheer and continued to just below her shoulders. Patches of small flowers were embroidered on that layer. She twirled around to show the others the back which was laced up like a corset. A small, white, clutch sat in her right hand.
Walker rolled their eyes at her but said nothing.
“You look nice,” Jett said as Isabelle joined the others with a smile.
Mazarin, who was sitting on the floor, looked up just as Jett spoke. Her eyes went wide and she gasped quietly. Isabelle walked over to where she stood and leaned her back against the wall. She jumped up from the floor and preceded to excitedly talk to Isabelle. She asked the skitty virus a multitude of questions. Jett knew that Mazarin admired Isabelle so he let them talk. He plugged his headphones in his ears and closed his eyes.
Walker spent the time analyzing the various dents, scratches, and stubborn stains that were scattered around the carpet. The four of them were all in their own worlds that none noticed Scribe enter the hallway.
“Ready,” she said; quietly approaching the group.
Scribe wore a dress that stopped just above the knees. The dress was white with gold and blue half oval accents. The design was clearly supposed to look like scales. A thin, light gray, cardigan comfortably sat on her shoulders. She wore an armillary sphere ring that hung from her neck on a thin gold chain. The sphere was open and the five bands circulated over one another. The outermost bands were engraved with simple recesses to form swirls and curves with the metal. Behind those a thicker band was engraved with her name in Atlantean runes. The two middle bands were then like the two outer ones. But, these impressions had a message engraved into the metal. It was written half in binary and half in Atlantean runes. A message just for her from the one who gave her the ring. She wore it on the chain to keep her mom’s memory close by.
Her outfit was complete with a pair of light gray flats.
"Scribe, you look so cute!" Isabelle exclaimed with a beaming smile.
She shrugged and pushed her glasses back on the bridge of her nose. Looking away, slightly embarrassed, she muttered her thanks. Returning the compliment she moved over to stand next to the skitty virus.
Holland, Kalenn, and Emery all entered the hallway at the same time.
Holland’s inky black hair was combed back; styled as it usually was in a short pompadour. They wore a dark teal suit. The lapels, and the pockets, were a dark navy. A white dress shirt poked out from underneath the end of the sleeves. Emerging from the collar of the shirt was a bright coral tie. Monochromatic coral paisley designs were embroidered onto the fabric. A matching coral pocket square was neatly folded into a winged puff. Their shoes were white and pointed at the toes. The soles were black and a slight heel. A sliver, rectangular, clasp sat on the outside.
Kalenn wore a short sleeved, black, dress. Much like Isabelle’s dress his was multi-layered. The hemline stopped in the middle of his thighs. Under the dress he wore a pair of gray faux leather pants. But unlike any of the outfits the others wore his was tattered and ripped. He also wore a pair of black boots that stopped at his knees. His outfit was completed with a sheer gray shawl and a silver antler shaped necklace.
Both the dress and the shawl had slits in the back for his wings.
While the couple stopped to talk to the group Emery rushed to sulk behind everyone. It was clear to Walker, who was the only one who saw, that he wanted to hide.
"I'm actually surprised at how well you clean up, Becker," Walker said with a smirk.
As a matter of fact this was the only time most of the team had seen Emery Becker with his natural hair color. His deep black hair wasn't spiked up in his typical mohawk either. It was combed down and slicked back with gel. And he had taken out some of his piercings; the nose ring, the double studs in his eyebrow and the claw shaped ring in his bottom lip. All of his ear piercings remained.
He wore a black leather jacket over a black button up. A bright, plain, white bow-tie sat just under the collar. He wore dark black dress pants and a white belt. The pants were obviously too small for him. The hem of the legs stopped just above the top of his boots. A small section of his mismatched socks poked through.
Despite the clear signs that his attire was hastily thrown together it seemed that Emery had put in an effort.
“Don’t listen to them, Beck,” Jett said. “You look like shit.”
Emery chuckled; “Least I’m not as ugly as you right now. You look like road kill, dude.”
They laughed and playfully threw insults and obscenities at one another until Isabelle made them stop.
Kelly was the last person to enter the hallway. He wore a simple black suit and tie. He was clearly nervous. While he walked over he kept readjusting his sleeve buttons and straightening his tie. Muttering to himself he wasn’t looking where he was walking at all. He was so distracted by his own nerves that he bumped into Walker.
“Watch where you’re going, O’Connor,” they snapped.
“Oh, fuck, sorry,” he said.
"That's everyone," Jett said; trying to take the heat off Kelly. "Let's head down and see what's what."
The group entered the elevator, taking up two of them at the same time, and descended to the lobby. Stepping out of the elevator doors they looked around. Avia had told them that her family’s butler was going to pick up the group. But they were nowhere to be seen. So, the gang decided to wait around until October showed up.
It was a long, boring, wait.
After what seemed like forever a short, bald, virus approached the group. The virus wore a black suit and had a serious expression. The group thought that this might be the person who was supposed to pick them up. Kelly was about to ask them who they were. But he was cut off when the virus lifted their hands and began signing something.
“I.. um, we don’t, uh, rea--” Kelly stammered nervous and unsure of what to say.
But Emery shoved past him, saving him from further embarrassing himself, and said; “Don’t worry, dude. I got this.”
A minute or so passed with Emery and the other virus signing back and forth. Even though he was speaking while he signed the entire exchange was very awkward for the rest of the group. When the short conversation was over Emery motioned for the group to follow.
As they made their way through the parking lot Kelly walked up to Emery and tapped him on the shoulder.
“How’d’ye know how ta do that?”
“Sign?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
Kelly shrugged and nodded at the same time.
“Kinda had to learn it,” Emery replied with a somber smile. Then he chuckled lightly as if reminiscing about something. “Honestly, Irish, lemme tell ya it was pretty hard to talk to her without it.”
“Who, if ye don’t mind me askin’?”
“My mom.”
Emery jogged to catch up with the others and left Kelly standing in the parking lot with his mouth hanging open in shock.
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It didn’t take long for them to arrive at the Carstairs manor. October was instructed to drive fast so they did. The group filed out of the limo and up the front stairs. Most of the group rushed inside, ready to get their party on, except for Jett and Emery. The boys took their time; awestruck by the expanse and the aura of the filthy rich of the place.
Emery felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see October behind them.
Hurry it up, alright, they signed.
Yeah, sorry, he quickly signed back. Then he grabbed Jett by the arm and rushed inside.
The open foyer was spacious and inviting. Streamers hung from the ceiling and along the banister. The streamers were dark eggplant purple and navy blue. A large, rectangular sign, hung across the large chandelier. In the same purple and blue as the streamers the sign read HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVIA. Unsure of where to go the boys hung around and tried to listen to where the party was.
They heard Kelly’s very loud, and extremely awkward, nervous laugh.
The rushed over in that direction.
Stepping into the room they took in the scene. Neither were surprised to find that it was a large ballroom. Just like in the foyer there were purple and blue streamers hanging from the ceiling. On the left hand side of the room there was a long, stylish, buffet table. A wide array of food and desserts lined it. Next to the buffet table there was a smaller one. Bottles of champagne and a bowl of punch sat on it. On the right side of the room there were a series of round tables. Each table had four black chairs and was covered with a white tablecloth.
A small, black, bird shaped, centerpiece sat in the middle of each table.
The rest of the room stayed as the dance floor.
“Over here,” Mazarin called; waving the boys over to their table.
The table that the group had sat was actually two tables pushed together. Someone had fixed the tablecloths so that they covered both tables equally. On either side of the middle of the tables there was a centerpiece. When they approached only Mazarin and Isabelle were there.
“Where’s everyone else?” Emery asked.
Mazarin shrugged as she pulled Jett over to sit next to her. She started filling him in on what he missed.
“Scribe’s getting something to eat.” Isabelle said.
“Holland and Kalenn are slow-dancing; it’s adorable. I think Avia and Kelly are talking to her dad. Not really sure where Walker is though.”
Jett suddenly realized how hungry he was. Asking the others if they wanted anything he got up and walked over to the food. He got himself a plate and then had to awkwardly try and hold it white pouring himself some punch. Then he noticed how stupid he looked. So he set the plate down and poured the punch. Just as he started walking back to the table Kelly walked up to him.
“How’d it go?” Jett asked.
“Feckin’ awkwardly, an’ probably horrible, to be honest.”
“Sorry, bud.”
Kelly shook his head; “Ye don’t get it, Jett. He’s more intimidatin’ than he looks an’ he’s got that scar on his face. Ye can’t ignore that shit. No matter how much ye try.”
“Hey, Jett, can I ask ya somethin’?” Kelly asked; clearly changing the subject.
“Sure, what’s up?”
Kelly explained the earlier events as quickly and clearly as he could. His hands moved about wildly and his talked too fast. But he repeated himself enough so Jett eventually got the gist.
“It’s not my place to say. That’s something you really gotta ask him, Kell.”
Jett walked back to the group’s table.
While Jett left him alone Avia walked up behind Kelly. She tapped him on the arm. He turned around with a smile. Avia grabbed his face and gave him a long, deep, kiss. His bright, blue, eyes went wide for a split second. Then he relented and melted into the kiss. When she let go she lead him by the hand to the dance floor.
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The couple danced close.
Avia felt a tap on her shoulder. She ignored the obvious vie for her attention. Whoever this was they could wait. In this moment it was just her and Kelly. His arms were around her waist. She had placed her arms over his shoulders. They were looking into each other's eyes; swaying back and forth.
Whoever stood behind Avia loudly cleared their throat. They spoke with a conceited and very posh accent. The voice alone exuded a pompous and conceited air.
"Pardon my intrusion but I haven't given the birthday girl my respects."
Avia knew exactly who it was without needing to see his face.
Elias Dekkart.
He was the son of one of her father's business associates. Dallas Dekkart and Scout Carstairs had known each other since the earliest days of his business. She was one of the few people Scout trusted with his life. They often met for lunch or dinner to advise each other on business matters. From time to time the adults would spend entire days with one another surveying other business prospects.
Which meant that Avia and Elias had spent a lot of time together as young sprites. Over the years he developed an intense crush on her. While she never expressed even the slightest return of his affections he persisted. She hadn’t seen him in a very long time and she wanted to keep it that way. Hearing his voice put a damper on her mood but she had been taught better than to ignore guests no matter how unwanted they were.
So she put on a smile and turned around.
He wore a black pinstripe suit with a plain black tie. A silver tie clip kept the fabric in place. In his breast pocket sat a bright white pocket square; folded neatly. Wine red veins covered his daisy white skin. His chocolate brown eyes matched his perfectly coiffed hair. Everything about his attire and his look had a pretentious opulence to it. Even his stance was overtly grandiose.
"Oh, Elias, it's been so long I almost didn't recognize you," she said in an obviously bothered tone of voice.
"Whereas I could never forget your beautiful face. Many happy returns of the day, my dear."
He took her hand and kissed it gingerly. As he slowly, and very uncomfortably, let go Kelly stepped up next to Avia. She made a big show of kissing him. He understood what she was getting at so he too made a very obvious display as he hugged her. The message was clear and she hoped Elias would get it this time around.
She would never be his.
"Who might this be, my dear?"
The question was meant for Avia but she deferred to her boyfriend. It only made sense that he introduced himself after all. Kelly stared Elias down and stood on the balls of his feet; making himself appear even taller. Elias didn't seem to be intimidated but then again Kelly knew next to nothing about the young man.
"Name's Kelly Ronan O'Connor and I'm her boyfriend."
Elias stuck out his hand and introduced himself. Kelly didn't take the offered hand. Instead he muttered something about "being absolutely parched" and walked away. It was clear to both Avia and Elias that he was mocking the unwanted guest. Barely five feet away Kelly looks over his shoulder and cocked his head to the side. Avia saw the slight gesture and excused herself.
She turned around and called to Elias, mimicking his accent; “Don’t embarrass yourself by crying to mummy.”
Elias Dekkart was left alone.
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The group spent the rest of the night having the best time. Scribe and Avia started devising a plan to get Elias out of her hair for good. In void of paper they had been typing notes in their phones and drawing maps on napkins. Jett, Mazarin, and Isabelle danced together. Holland and Kalenn were sitting at the group’s table making up stories about the other party-goers.
At some point in the night Emery took control of the DJ booth. He rummaged through the pre-set music before getting rid of all of it. With an over the top motion and gravitas he reached into the inner pocket of his leather jacket. He pulled out one of the very few copies of Midnight Decoy’s first CD.
Without even giving it a second thought he put it on. Seeing the anger on Scout Carstairs’ face made him smile.
Almost out of nowhere Walker appeared at his side.
“Pissing off her old man?”
“You know it,” he said with a nod and a smirk.
“I have an idea. Be right back.”
Walker rushed off without another word.
Meanwhile Scout was sitting near the entrance. He was sitting with Paisley and Dallas Dekkart. The latter had five glasses of champagne and was starting on her sixth. The Carstairs siblings were daintily drinking their champagne in moderation. October, the ever dutiful butler, stood within earshot of Scout. Elias rushed over to his mother and tapped her on the shoulder. Dallas tried her best to hang on to her son’s words but she was very drunk.
He desperately threw some water in her face and said; “She told me off, mother. Her and her ginger boy toy. I was just trying to be nice.”
“What? Scout, is this true?” Dallas exclaimed.
“October, be a lamb and tell Avia to play nice,” Scout said.
“Don’t listen to him,” Paisley said. “She doesn’t like this sniveling brat and she’s quite within her rights to. He’s been after her since they were sprites.”
Unsure of what to do October walked over to the birthday girl anyway.
October stood there until Avia noticed them. Scribe actually took notice of the virus first. She tapped Avia on the shoulder and pointed toward October. Avia looked at them and they gestured to where Dallas and Elias were sitting. They began signing to her but then remembered that she didn’t know ASL. But it seemed that she figured it out quickly enough with the context. Avia eventually gathered the guts to tell October to roughly escort the Dekkarts out of her house. They did without the slightest hesitation. Much to their surprise Emery joined them. As they telepathically threw Elias and Dallas out the front door Emery stepped up next to them.
Just as Elias rose to his feet Emery let out a glass-shattering scream. Both of the Dekkarts fell on their backs.
Slamming the doors in the Dekkarts’ faces the two of them went back to the party. Instead of joining the others they hung around the buffet table and talked in ASL.
You sign fluently.
Thanks. Had a pretty good teacher.
You have stories don’t you?
Tell you mine if you tell me yours, Emery signed with a smirk.
Meanwhile Walker went around messing with the decorations. They made sure to do so without being seen. After a while Kalenn and Holland joined in. The trio went around popping balloons and tangling streamers. Emery went back to playing music from the unmanned DJ booth. Kelly began spraying, and drinking, the champagne over Avia like she just won NASCAR. Walker ran to the coat room and came back with bags full of silly string. They threw cans out to everyone and the group ran around spraying each other with silly string. Some overturned tables and teamed up as if they were playing paintball.
Scout watched all of this in silent horror.
“Leave them be, brother,” Paisley said; laying a hand on his shoulder. “They’re just kids. They’ll tire themselves out eventually.”
She was right and they did. Tired, and out of ideas, Isabelle was the first to start dozing off. Over time they all began to succumb to the lull of sleep. Jett tried to rally the group so they could get back to the hotel. But Avia shot him in the face with silly string; effectively shutting him up. Emery and Mazarin laughed and after a bit so did Jett.
After a bit more of silly string fighting the group collapsed into a massive dog pile on the ballroom floor.
“Sleepover!” Mazarin yelled as she crawled into the pile.
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deputyxjones-blog · 6 years
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Every year since she turned eighteen, the Crimsons have thrown Clara a rager of a birthday bash during which she inevitably ends up performing a song by Joan Jett.
Although nothing holds a candle to the “Congrats on selling out, Deputy Jones” party that they threw when she got her job at the Sheriff’s Department. She was handcuffed to a different person every hour for the entire night and Eva woke up chained to a plant.
@crimsonxhands @evaxreid
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usauknews · 5 years
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Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith get cozy at party Things seem to be heating up for Joshua Jackson and new flame, actress Jodie Turner-Smith. After keeping their relationship quiet, they looked very close as they celebrated Jackson’s 41st birthday at a Gitano Jungle Room party Tuesday for the new Cinemax show “Jett.” Others at the Cinema Society bash included star and executive producer Carla Gugino, getting raves for her role as a badass thief.
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honestgrins · 7 years
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human klaroline at a party. klaus is talking to his friends when drunk caroline comes up behind him. she catches him by surprise when she grabs his hips and starts thrusting into him. klaus is embarrassed, his friends think it's funny. katherine recorded it on her phone and caroline is mortified after watching it. (inspired by kourtney kardashian's instagram video with kylie at. please don't judge me for keeping up with them).
I would never judge, Anon! I made some slight adjustments, but I hope you like it!
Mortified || Klaroline
Caroline awoke to the bang of her bedroom door opening, though the piercing pain in her temples quickly took precedence. “Ow,” she moaned. Pressing her face into the pillow helped to block the offensive morning light; unfortunately, it couldn’t do the same for her roommate.
“Good morning, sleeping beauty,” Katherine teased, jumping onto the bed to throw off the covers.
Cringing from the onslaught of light and noise, Caroline reluctantly accepted her fate. “Hangover cure, please.” She held out her hand, grateful for the aspirin and the protein shake Katherine passed her. Choking down the chalky drink, Caroline winced when she finally opened her eyes. “What happened last night?”
“I’m so glad you asked.” Katherine smirked as she pulled up her Snapchat story. “Remember your adamant plan to finally suss out Klaus’s deal with you?” she asked smugly.
Caroline racked her brain for any memories of the night before, but they all ended around Kol’s birthday dinner with all their friends - and Klaus. “He showed up at the Grill late, right? I don’t know anything about a plan.”
Though she could guess.
When she met Kol Mikaelson in college, he was just the trust-fund baby looking to sleep his way through college (both literally and figuratively). After weeks of feuding and Caroline snapping back at his smart-ass remarks, a grudging respect was born. Over the years since, that respect grew into an iron bond of friendship.
His brother, on the other hand, never seemed to care very much one way or the other about her witty banter. Klaus had been the one to take pity on a recently graduated Kol whose trust fund access was cut off when he didn’t want to move back home to join the family business. With Caroline moving to Chicago for her first big-girl job, it was a no-brainer to live with his follow, ne'er-do-well brother just a few blocks away.
It was during Caroline’s apartment-warming party a few weeks earlier that she realized Klaus Mikaelson was weirdly quiet. She and Katherine, a fellow Whitmore grad with better closet options and cleaning habits than Kol, encouraged everyone they invited to bring a friend in an effort to widen their social circle in a new city. When Kol bought his artsy architect of a brother, she thought he’d be a natural fit for their group.
Honestly, tolerating Kol was the first task to master, and the guy was living with him.
Katherine had called dibs immediately upon seeing his tousled curls and delicious scruff, but Klaus’s nonverbal reactions to her blatant come-ons were too much work for her. Caroline had rolled her eyes at Kat’s annoyed declaration, determined to strike up a conversation with him. She had noticed him glancing in her direction throughout the night. Being Kol’s brother put him firmly in her ‘friend’ pile, but Caroline wasn’t above a little innocent flirtation among friends. Hell, it was the best way to survive both Kat and Kol.
Still, Klaus hadn’t risen to the occasion. He nodded appropriately, attentively listening to her babble about linen closets for some reason, but he had nothing to offer in return. It was like talking to a mirror that would now and then hum noncommittally in response. Every time she asked a direct question, he would pensively take a drink, pause, then quietly answer with the barest explanation. While she was all for people doing what they needed to in social situations, Caroline hated that he felt so uncomfortable in her presence; Klaus quickly moved from the 'friend’ pile to the 'guy standing alone at the party’ corner.
According to Katherine, though, she had apparently decided enough was enough at Kol’s birthday party.
“Your plan to, and I quote, 'find out Klaus’s weird grudge against hot blondes’ involved slamming back the tequila shots Kol gleefully fed you,” Katherine explained just as gleefully. “After about an hour of thinly veiled comments about 'actual conversationalists’ and 'judgmental staring,’ you decided that Klaus wasn’t blushing hard enough and took to the stage for karaoke.”
Caroline frowned, unsure why she let herself get so worked up to actually unleash the hell of her overactive mind on Klaus. She usually had more tact than that, especially after Kol explained his brother was just super shy with strangers. Caroline had shrugged that first meeting off, then, figuring he would warm up to her over time. It wasn’t until Klaus had formed biting retorts to Katherine’s constant needling that Caroline was officially offended.
“How did I become persona non grata before Kat?” she had asked Kol furiously. The little jerk just shrugged and smirked at her frustration, swearing he had no idea.
It was a lie, and Caroline knew it - which was probably why she had allowed Kol to feed her shots and fuel whatever confrontation Kat had inevitably captured on her phone. “Show me,” Caroline demanded, resigned.
Scrolling past drunk selfies on her story, Kat landed on a surprisingly loud video. Caroline automatically recognized Joan Jett’s 'Do You Wanna Touch?’ playing, though she could hardly believe the blonde girl giving an exaggerated lap dance while singing was her. “I-is that-”
“-you grinding on Klaus’s lap in front of the whole bar?” Kat finished with a smile. “Yep. You had moves, too, ended up with some bills thrown for you. Mostly from Kol, but still.”
Embarrassment burned her cheeks as Caroline squeezed her eyes shut. “Oh, my god. I’m such a bitch.”
“A sexy bitch,” Katherine supplied unhelpfully. She just shook her head when Caroline groaned in misery. “Get over it, Forbes. Dimples got under your skin, so you called him out in your…own, particular fashion. What’s the big deal?”
“A, it was Kol’s birthday I turned into a personal sideshow.” Caroline held up her thumb before adding a finger for each additional point. “B, you published a video of me giving a lap dance. C, I gave that lap dance to Klaus, Kol’s painfully shy brother who can barely speak to me after a month of knowing each other. He must have been mortified.”
Katherine snorted, replaying the video. “No, sweetie,” she mocked. “He was too busy staring at your boobs. As fun as this whole dumb blonde thing has been for me and Kol, I really need you to wake up and realize Klaus is stupidly into you.”
Scoffing, Caroline finally got out of bed to get dressed. “He’d actually have to hold a conversation with me to like me.” It was an old argument since moving to Chicago, one of Kol’s favorites. “Like you said, he’s too focused on my boobs.” Wrangling them into a bra under her dress, Caroline waved goodbye.
“Where are you going?”
“To straighten out this mess you did nothing to help me avoid!”
With that, Caroline slammed the front door shut as she fled the apartment.
As loud and determined as she left for Klaus and Kol’s place, Caroline felt a rare timidness when she finally stood in front of their door. Summoning her courage, she knocked twice and bounced on her toes while the footsteps inside came her way. Klaus was the one to open the door, a tired hand running through his rumpled curls. “Caroline?”
“Hi,” she greeted softly. He only seemed surprised to see her, not angry or dismissive like she had feared. “Can I come in?”
Stepping aside, Klaus pointed toward his couch. Caroline took the hint and sat, though her eyes roved around the neat, minimalist apartment. “I’m surprised you can keep the place so clean with Kol as a roommate. He’s a walking tornado.”
“Part of the agreement we made when he moved in,” Klaus answered. He rubbed his neck as he watched her fidget on the couch. Rather than addressing the oddness of the situation, he just waited her out.
Caroline wasn’t good with silence. “So, where is Kol? Too hungover to get out of bed?”
Almost instantly, the tips of Klaus’s ears flushed pink. “He didn’t make it home last night, actually,” he said quietly. “I saw him leave with that Enzo chap.”
Caroline frowned. “But my coworker Bonnie brought Enzo to the party, I thought they were dating.”
Coughing, Klaus shook his head. “No, love, I think Bonnie left with them, too,” he explained, his face cutely bashful.
“Ah,” Caroline smiled in realization. “Happy birthday to Kol, I guess.” Her smile faded as the reason for her visit came back to mind. Glancing down to her knees, she picked at the hem of her dress. “But I should be honest and tell you that Kol wasn’t the one I came to see. I think I owe you an apology.”
She peeked up to see Klaus’s expression; he seemed curious, as opposed to upset. Interpreting that as silent encouragement, she took a deep breath to prepare herself. “As you can probably tell, I don’t remember a lot of what happened last night, because I was completely wasted, and Kat showed me a video that I wish she hadn’t had the opportunity to take, not only because my voice was a little pitchy during karaoke, but also because of the inappropriate dancing that might have been fueled by tequila,” she rambled. At his blank stare, however, her mouth decided to keep going. “You know, the dancing that breached all personal space and proper manners.” Holding out her hand, she gestured broadly below his belt. “In that general area.”
Curling his lips into his mouth, the dimples in his cheeks betrayed Klaus’s smile. “Caroli-”
“-and I know you’re shy, and I probably embarrassed the hell out of you in front of so many strangers, and I can’t begin to apologize enough for basically forcing my insecurities onto you because I can’t figure out why I’m the only one you don’t even try to talk to, when that was so not the way to go about broaching the subject because you’re a person with your own needs and habits and you don’t need me barging in with my own expecta-”
This time, the interruption came from Klaus sitting next to her and reaching for her hand. Caroline’s mouth closed with a snap; her eyes were automatically drawn to the light circles he drew on her wrist with his thumb. “Perhaps I needed the push,” he admitted.
“Push for what?” Her voice was hesitant, breathy as the space between them shrank.
Quiet as always, Klaus just leaned in to place a soft kiss on her cheek. Small pecks lingered on a path to her lips, where he brushed his mouth against hers until she sank into the kiss. For a long moment, she breathed him in when he pulled away. “Oh,” she finally sighed. Remembering her spat with Katherine earlier, Caroline’s brow furrowed in confusion. “But you don’t talk to me.”
Rubbing his nose along hers, Klaus seemed to be searching for the correct words. “I listen more than you think,” he answered. “I’m not used to sharing much, but I enjoy listening to you talk. You love your work, your apartment, your family, your friends. You hate the color of your kitchen, the latest episode of your favorite show, and whoever thinks casual Fridays include velour tracksuits.”
Caroline stared in shock. “It’s just babbling,” she pointed out. “You can’t really remember all that.”
“You’re passionate, love.” His hand was drawing those distracting circles on her wrist again. “I place high value on passion.”
“What are you passionate about?” she asked softly, letting her lips brush his as she spoke.
Smirking, Klaus kept that inch of distance between them. “I’ve taken a sudden liking to karaoke,” he whispered against her lips.
She shoved him lightly, giggling. “That might be the first joke I’ve heard you make,” she said. “But seriously, I know nothing about you, save what Kol tells me.”
“Don’t believe a thing he says.”
“I don’t, trust me,” she snorted. “So, what are your passions? I want to know.”
Klaus ran a hand along her side, and she tried not to react to the warmth. “You’re welcome to find out,” he said. “I have a makeshift art studio in a spare room, my work desk is right over there if you’d like to see a blueprint. There’s also a great bottle of wine I’ve been keeping for a special occasion.”
“Those are great and varied passions.” Caroline noted the way his eyes traced the freckles across her nose, smiling as he realized he was caught staring. “Any others?”
“I can think of one,” he murmured before kissing her again.
For a guy who didn’t talk much, Caroline wasn’t embarrassed to admit that Klaus certainly knew how to use his mouth.
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morallyinept · 6 months
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Happy Birthday Jett!! Eat lot of cake, drink and party hard!! 🎉🎉🎉
Ms Jarvis, you rock! Thank you kindly! 🖤
I'm partying of the hardest variety. 🤘🏻
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scottishdreams · 6 years
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Glasgow > | Kieran Hayler throws animal themed bash for Jett's 5th birthday...
...holidayed in Bruges, Glasgow and Thailand together - with Katie... https://ift.tt/2B2mc8k
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wealthy-hq · 7 years
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a HERMAN TØMMERAAS lookalike just rolled into new york city in his C6 ZR1 CORVETTE. jett astor just had a birthday bash for his twenty-first birthday. i doubt he’ll make it here in new york city since i hear he tends to be addictive, but on the other hand he is steadfast. ( male & he/him ) [ al, 22, est & they/them ]
accepted ! herman tømmeraas is now taken. thanks for applying, please have your account in within the next three hours and if you need an extension, just let us know. we can’t wait to have you apart of the roleplay, lovely !
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morallyinept · 6 months
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happy birthday, jett!! your presence in this fandom is so appreciated and i absolutely adore the positivity you spread so easily <3
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Erin, you are just so gorgeous and so lovely. Thank you so much! 😘
Love you! 🖤
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morallyinept · 6 months
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happy birthday, lovely Jett! i hope today and this year brings you all the beauty and light you exude 🩷
Thank you so much, lovely Nini! You're so sweet. Love you! 🖤
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I love you, Jett!! 🩷🩷
Thank you, lovely. But I love you more. 🖤
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morallyinept · 6 months
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thanks so much for the IG shoutout! I’m the crazed home bartender behind drinkingpedro…
Hello, crazed home bartender! 🍹
Ah, you're so welcome, absolutely love your page - totally the inspo behind my barmy Pedro Boys Cocktails - you're amazing and bloody crack me up! 😆
Everyone, please check out drinkingpedro on IG! You won't regret it!
Cheers! 🥂🖤
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