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timeausterrors · 7 months

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lineup lets go!!!

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tyranitarkisser · 2 months

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Poppop Crocker my beloved

#homestuck #john egbert #poppop crocker #john crocker

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sweaty-confetti · 9 months

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i got super ill about the homestuck kids’ accents and wrote a whole thing

john: your stereotypical american accent that one thinks of, californian but diluted basically. says you guys a lot. pronounces wash kind of like warsh. also sometimes uses weirdly formal language, like television instead of TV, refrigerator instead of fridge, even automobile instead of car - dad’s fault. trained himself out of it cause he thought it was embarrassing, but slips up sometimes.

rose: somewhat of a transatlantic accent, including the speech patterns. picked it up from old tv shows and movies because she didn’t want to sound like roxy-mom (who has a thick mixture of a new york/boston/rhode island accent). but growing up with roxy-mom, she has a bit of that accent too - so it’s this weird mixture of 30% stereotypical American, 50% transatlantic, 20% boston accent.

dave: texan accent, courtesy of dirk!bro, who spoke in the most stereotypical drawling texan accent ever. as he got older he started to think it wasn’t cool, so he started masking it, but it’s still there. gets stronger when he expresses emotion or when he forgets to mask it. gratuitous use of the word y’all. doesn’t say it over text but it’s a habit in real life. drops g’s at the end of words, like singin’, fuckin’, etc.

jade: obviously had no outside contact with other people other than with grandpa, so she has a slight british accent - kept up with learning to talk by watching youtube videos, so the accent isn’t very strong. also, even before going god tier, had weird canine vocalizations picked up from bec, like growling, whining, even sometimes howling, etc.

jane: very similar to john’s, but sounds…older? not transatlantic, but similar to late 19th century-early 20th century accents, with song-like intonation and faint r’s. heavy emphasized consonants and slight vowel merging with e and i, such that pen and pin sound virtually the same. all in all, what you’d imagine a canadian from the 1800s talks like.

roxy: the goddamn heaviest stereotypical new york accent ever. a weird super heavy mix of queens and staten island accent she learned entirely for shits and giggles, and also to annoy rose-mom. not very nasally though, unless she’s trying to annoy someone on purpose. a lot of the word like thrown in. doesn’t say it over text, but it’s a habit irl.

dirk: the flattest most unplaceable standard american accent ever, apart from a hint of a texan accent. learned to talk from the internet and robots, but when he was very young used to repeatedly watch videos that dave!bro left for him and programmed around the house. dave!bro had a heavy texan accent, which is where he picked that up from. drops g’s at the end of words, like singin’, fuckin’, etc.

jake: really heavy, stereotypically posh british accent that sounds like what an american thinks a british person sounds like. but he’s 100% genuine about it and there’s no real explanation for why he does it, other than the fact that when he was very young he used to repeatedly watch grandma’s favorite movies - old british movies. now it’s just a habit and he can’t be trained out of it.

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jynxiezz · 4 months

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I’ve had John Crocker brain rot for a hot minute now

#johndave #john egbert #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha john #john crocker #crocker corp #homestuck #hs fanart #pepsicola #hammertime

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daycare-days · 2 months

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A belated happy new years from the daycare group!

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laosesu · 1 year

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john推不品crocker的永别了

不要吞帖啊啊啊

#homestuck #john crocker

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snowavem · 6 months

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old men yaoi..

#thank u chess for enlightening me #bropoppop #dirkjohn #bro strider #john crocker #homestuck

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disguisedcheezed · 25 days

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Bro and Poppop's dirkjohn parallels.

They're married.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #bro strider #poppop crocker #homestuck #john egbert #john crocker #tw decapiptation #blood #tw blood #disguisedtalking #bropoppop

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lemonsilly · 1 year

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thinhking abt them

#homestuck #davejohn #dave strider #john egbert #john crocker #hom3stuck #alpha dave strider #alpha john egbert

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cringefail-clown · 10 months

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I enjoy Poppopsprite in an entirely nonsexual manner, I just think he's cool :]

good! hes a good silly old grandpa with solid advice and hes very cool for that!!

#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #john crocker #poppop #poppop crocker #jane crocker #its my motto in life

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rotwiki · 8 months

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birthday gift to my dear buddy @johnegbert the number one john crocker truther and saulhead of all time

#homestuck #alpha dave #john crocker #better call saul #homestuck fanart #johndave #johndaveweek2023

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dyrehound · 2 months

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meet (some of) the humans of dogstuck...

fun facts: - d sends his dog to gma's daycare every day - bro is a bad dog owner and gets his dog stolen (by d) regularly - gma will beat ass (has beat bros ass) - poppop did not know the wrath of a corgi until he got one - corgis are menaces. cute. but menaces - poppop also sends his dog to gma's daycare most days - gmas dog is always in her daycare - GMAS DAYCARE IS A SAFE ! CONTROLLED ! TRAINING DAYCARE! not one of those various shitty ones, thats why only rich mfers are sending their dogs LMAO

#homestuck #dogstuck #alpha bro #alpha bro strider #bro strider #jade english #grandma english #john crocker #poppop crocker #i drew these to comfort myself after doing a treacherous sketch

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luveniablue · 5 months

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