#kid shut the fuck up moment

[zukkacore]

Allow me to be needlessly viscous for a moment but I’ve never actually watched that Lily Orchard everything wrong with Steven universe video until now in the context of someone refuting it and can I just say holy shit her lack of media literacy and inability to construct meaningful critique or persuasive arguments is honestly staggering. Seriously, this is the video that became the backbone of the SU backlash? Why was this person ever able to accrue a platform for media critique. The grip this below mediocre piece of trash had on the fandom is beyond me. I’m being mean but also so fucking genuine. Among any valid criticism people had for this childrens show there was so much pedantic garbage about off model animation and transparently reactionary bullshit that’s become such a lasting imprint on the show’s reputation that thinking about it was honestly making me existentially depressed. I’m not even mad about the idea of critiquing Steven Universe. I have critiques of Steven Universe. I’m mad that an essay this incompetently argued got so popular. You guys are not serious people

#shut up janelle #sorry to namecall but like #[diregentleman voice] watch something besides cartoons you fucking loser #honestly as funny as that moment was I don’t even think it’s representative of her actual failings as an essayist #like her understanding even of the strengths and limitations of OTHER CARTOONS is incompetent #overusing Atla as an example of good children’s show writing is a meme at this point but like she can’t even properly utilize it #when she wants to make comparisons. she holds kids cartoons to the expectations of media aimed at adults but also like. #can’t convince me that she’s ever watched adult media ever in her life

[quietwingsinthesky]

what if. Amy “fix-it” because hallucifer makes sam so paranoid about dean leaving for no reason that sam gives in and follows him and is witness to the whole thing

#hallucifer: wow. big brother really trusts us. (beat) so something’s up right? we know it’s never this easy. #sam: (visibly restraining himself from saying shut up. about to grab his scar.) #hallucifer: (aware he’s about to be banished) don’t listen to me if you want but. I’m just trying to help. #don’t blame me if you look in the papers tomorrow and find a obit for your brain-eating girlfriend. and… what was her kid’s name again? #sam: (touching the scar. not pressing down. face all screwed up.) || hallucifer: :3 it’s not like it’ll hurt anyone #if he really does trust you he doesn’t even have to know we’re following him. *and* you’ll know your brother still trusts you. #even when I’m here. maybe he won’t even punch you again. that still hurting? #sam: (grimace. because yeah. it does.) || hallucifer: door number two - he thinks you’ve lost it and he’s going to stab that woman to death. #so what’s it gonna be Sam? ready to gamble your friend’s life on if Dean gives a shit about your opinion? #[and that’s the point where sam goes to follow dean. still doesn’t talk to Lucifer. not there yet. but oh hallucifer is sooo pleased with #himself about this. because he’s Sam. and he picks up on what Sam doesn’t. and he could see all of Dean’s little giveaways that Sam was #turning a blind eye to. and now here’s the perfect opportunity to put a wedge between them and get sam to trust him more <3) #GOD. FUCK. IM UPSET NOW. WHY WASNT HALLUCIFER IN THAT EPISODE. MOST OF THE EPISODES? #such a good fucking concept. squandered. #anyway. idk if sam saves Amy but he DEFINITELY here’s Dean’s little speech to her about how she can’t change. #hallucifer with faux sympathy like (sigh) damn. well. i always told you what he was like. Michael. Michael-sword. no difference. #both of them want us dead the moment we step out of line. #and Sam just frozen there in horror with Lucifer’s voice sinking in. and he believes him. how can he not. with dean proving him right #hallucifer #spn #sam winchester #amy pond

[punk-pandame]

okay so if you feel like a child still in your 20's then you shouldn't be having children. if having kids in your 20's sounds like torture to you then don't have them. you're not gonna change my mind by telling me how badly i'm gonna ruin my life in the askbox. keep it up and maybe i'll come ruin yours instead.

#you only know me from my posting you do not know what my husband and i are like #trust me when i say we are ready and willing and *eager* to make the commitment it takes to raise children #i made my therapist evaluate my fitness as a potential parent because despite wanting them so badly i don't want to do it at the wrong time #and fuck them up #therapist agrees once we're more financially stable and if my dr's agree i'm healthy enough to carry a pregnancy #then there's no reason we should wait any longer #i'm not going into this blind you guys we know exactly how hard it is to have kids and how much it takes to raise them right #in fact that's why we're childless at this very moment #this is not a decision you get to make for us shut the fuck up

[bobtheacorn]

The thing that happened to Steven Universe is happening to Bluey and I hate that I’m living to see it

#it’s a good show!!!!!!!!! #it’s not Perfect but it’s a good fuckjng show!!!! #it’s a genuinely good unique positive fun uplifting show #parents that watch bluey and start screaming abt how it makes them feel inadequate lazy shamed and stupid shut the fuck up #those are you problems #bluey #SU #‘it makes me feel bad for not playing with my kids 24/7’ #bandit and chili literally don’t do that #yeah sometimes they push themselves to play even when they don’t feel like it or have time buts it’s not abt making parents Feel Bad #it’s abt being like Maybe I do have time to play with this small creature I made just bc I love them and I love spending time with them #even if it’s just five minutes and even if I’m not really up to it #like yeh absolutely as a parent you need and deserve space from your goblin children dominating every moment of your life #but bluey goes out of its way to give bandit and chili those moments as well #it shows them struggling and being human about it #they have two charming (overwhelming) children and they’re out of shape and working jobs and missing being their own people #but they also LOVE THEIR KIDS #that’s not a bad thing to show kids #that’s not a bad thing to show parents either #it’s ok to miss who you were #I saw another article abt parents wanting to censor bluey for ‘body shaming’ and it made me evil for ten minutes

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Fucking hate this game why do I suck at it why does everyone hate me I've done literally nothing wrong fuck all y'all I've never even met Saint Just why is he talking shit

I want that twink obliterated

#its on SIGHT 👊💥💥 #fuck around and find out kid youre like 24 shut UP #Literally me stabbed in a ditch cuz Madame Roland ordered a hit on me and now some punk talking shit bitch im BLEEDING OUT #LEAVE ME ALONE #?????? #i cant catch a damn break?? monarchists just tried to assassinate me like fuck OFF for a moment #lola plays games

[todayisafridaynight]

arasawa 'but are they You Know' can be so funny check this out. literally any scenario involving ichiban being nosy

#snap chats #in the funniest and most ironic way i can say it its like when someones kids really wants their parent to be happy for once #yk what i mean there's like two ways a kid meeting a stepparent can go Abject Horror and Joy #i dont have to say who the first one is. i will though masato wants to scream Why Is Everyone But Me Happy #no listen if you've been reading the essays being posted here the past week i don think ichiban hates jo #and on TOP of that i think ichi thinks jo would be happy if he and arakawa could have One Nice Night and ergo he wont be so MEAN #just no worrying about the clan ichi and everyone else has it covered you can totally rely on them <- no you cant #its like when your parents go on vacation and you comedically wreck the house by accident while theyre gone #but then you SOMEHOW get it all fixed up right before they get home. cat in the hat kind of bullshit #i just think they should have their brooklyn 99 moment. you know the one #'RESPECTFULLY captain you and the boss need alone time' #jo doesnt even get what hes trying to say until he looks at mitsu who looks about ready to jump out the window yk #like 'aniki PLEAAASE shut the fuck up you're gonna get us hit' #and its BECAUSE they arent together Like That that its especially like Put A Cork In It You're Insane #in the alternate timeline/scenario where jo Does like arakawa like that i think ichi should be annoying about it too #listen if arakawa is the only thing that prevents them from maiming each other then it'll be fine #ichiban please be the worst wingman imaginable while jo tells you to leave him alone #hes going to bottle his emotions and store it in his chest and it'll just sit and ferment there until he dies #like are we seeing the potential here. its awful i cant open any new canvases or word docs EW #maybe if i finished my fuckin SHIT..

[vegaseatsass]

Oh btw that Never Let Me Go episode ruuuuuuuuled

#it just gets better and better #phuwin was not lying that episode was hella romantic #and i'm so glad nuengpalm got some positive elder role models to normalize happiness for them #i DO think palm needs to meet someone who teaches him about d/s #because the fact that he likes being ordered around and serving palm romantically def complicates his confusion about his role #ben made me feel for him 100% aw and i'm soooo relieved chopper is a good boy #i will support him if he just goes ape shit but i love a narrative like this where he's navigating so much and staying so good #i am a bit team phum not in how he's terrorizing nuengdiao and anyone who associates with him #but in that his grievances w/ nueng's parents are kinda legit #but nueng shutting the fuck down the idea that non's gratitude to the family justifies servility on any level #makes me think the narrative gets that to at least some extent #so i'm interested in where things will go since tanya is a beloved figure who had one of the best parental reactions to a kid coming out #ever #but she's still the head of a corporate empire with a mafia underbelly #yk????? #i love nueng for just not even touching the idea that his dad was so benevolent in that moment #he didn't even go there! it's besides the point! we don't own you! you don't owe us your life! it's your life! #so proud of him #also: SO PROUD OF PALM for really taking up space this episode #flirting with his WHOLE chest being honest about his feelings #a beautiful beautiful thing to witness! #never let me go #never let me go spoilers

[timeisacephalopod]

It is absolutely wild to me that America is having a groomer panic when the supreme court basically just told Mormons they can diddle children and not report it because "religious freedom" and I'm really starting to wonder when this "religious freedom" stops if not reporting literally the worst crime you can commit is fine under the guise of God. Perhaps these people would be fine with a father murdering his daughter because she had premarital sex and that brought dishonor on the family, or are they against that only because they associate so called "honor killings" with Muslims? Because the way it's going they are ONE stop away from genuinely arguing this with the way they've allowed religion to shit all over everyone else's rights by holding the feelings of Christians above literally everything else, including CSA victims. Religious freedom is not the right to take away everyone else's rights regardless of what a Certain Brand of Christian thinks. Especially when the only religion that gets this freedom in the US (and Canada) is Christianity.

Like don't panic about groomers if you're going to make it legal for Mormons to rape children and do nothing about it, and instead of calling trans people pedos come out and saw what you mean because I'm tired of the political right couching everything they say in coded fucking language so they can hide their actual intentions. If you need to do this much subterfuge to hide your political goals you damn well KNOW your ideas are unpopular and fucked up I wish these people were even a quarter as oppressed as they think they are because then we'd actually start violently and virulently questioning literally everything about everything whenever a republican or a conservative opened their fucking face instead of only doing that to people we don't like while accepting whatever horse shit falls out of the political rights ass no matter how ridiculous or who gets hurt, children they want to "save" so bad included.

#winters ramblings #tw csa mention #this is UNBELIEVABLE to me. shut the FUCK up about molesting kids if youre fine with mormons doing it #shut the FUCK up about religious freedom if what that means to you is the freedom to trample EVERYONES rights with your religion #religious freedom should come with EXTRA PERKS nonreligious or non christians lets be real DONT get #you K N O W if a group of athiests diddled kids and hid it theyd IMMEDIATELY demonize athiesm about it #queer people didnt even NEED to do anything to kids to be raked over the coals and yet your FINE eith child molestation #the MOMENT you say 'no no its fine i raped this child im a mormon!' like fuck yall thats disgusting #the supreme court is perhaps the most useless institution in existence thanks to republicans stalking it FULL #of fuckswizzles that give religious people the freedom to take away everyone ELSES freedoms #sure sounds like freedom to me!! #honestly i dont EVER want to hear from a christian about how horrible muslims are to women when YOU ARE NOT BETTER #these people are SO quick to whine about everyone ELSES religions doing the same bullshit they do and im TIRED of it #stop bitching about this shit if youre fine with doing all the shit you whine about yourself

[ajdrawshq]

new ztd playthrough post bc the length of the other one is getting to me. anyway things are happening

#ztd #'get back' well i know where carlos is going from here i guess #oh yeah and theyre all in the same ward and the clocks were seperate. that doesnt matter much tho #why did no one like. take away erics gun during that entire thing #dude eric just. shut up honestly #carlos planning on using the transporter in the future. surely this will be a good thing right haha #and we jump Again to the murder child . who bonked the wall #'you're fucking kidding me' yeah me too junpei #hello zero #huh.. executed by carlos in this timeline. thats a heavy hint that im going to just ignore #anddd theyre using the transporter. let me guess . #yep i knew hed pull this shit #oh?? morphogenetic field moment #ah. he broked it. 👍 #ffs wheres he shifting NOW #apocalypse. #son of a bitch i was right. i was fucking right #yay pandemic time. fucking. ugh #ahhh thats brother. #'but wait! it can get worse!' yeah yeah fuck u and ur percentages #oh hey the thing abt akane's parents lmao its this far in????????? thats the first thing i saw from this game kzbskjxsk #the robes.. #the birth of....... and raised elsewhere....... thats........ i....... #vive hodie. noted #uhm. smth went boom ? #oh hello?? YO CARLOS #GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT KUPO #what the fuck man. #:( #im just gonna. sit here rotating thru 4 of the stages of grief for a bit

[britneyshakespeare]

why does scheduling my work days give me so much stress and anxiety

#i was supposed to do my first day at the high school today but i had literally so much anxiety i could not fall asleep last night no matter #what. i had so much dread. i took so much melatonin lol. #i could shut my brain off till i went into the application and deleted my schedule for the day #ive just been feeling so fatigued and exhausted since i got covid it's crazy. sometimes i'll have bursts of energy where im productive #but yesterday i was just so tired from loading the washing machine. just. fucking sorting clothes and putting them in #that i had to lie down on the floor for a few minutes in the middle of it #not my finest moment #tales from diana #i didn't have anything scheduled for tomorrow and i thought 'maybe if i feel better tonight ill call in' #but i dont feel. super better tonight. and the only thing that i could do tomorrow at my preferred school is kindergarten subbing #for like the main classroom teacher. which i havent done before so i figured 'yeah im not gonna get my anxiety up 2 days in a row' #i deserve to sleep tonight after all and i think if i committed to that i wouldnt be able to #but i am going into my elementary school on wed-thur-friday of this week. wednesday is only a half day but they'll probably find smth for me #to do in the afternoon. they usually do. and im fine w that. #idk im just much more comfortable in my elementary school. i guess bc ive worked there before and i went to school there #as a wittle student waaaay back in the day. like i know the building and it doesn't scare me and i know a good amount of kids there #and the staff don't intimidate me. so yeah. #i did schedule my first job at the high school FOR REAL THIS TIME and it's next friday. hopefully ill be doing better by then. #im working the thursday before it at the elementary so i'll be in the rhythm of that. idk how to explain it but it's harder to go back #to work when ive taken a day off. like that's also why im not going in tomorrow. #friday (4/07) was the first day i worked since i got covid and that was fine but also. i was so anxious just to go in. #and so so so so tired when i got home. and all weekend. #yeah i wasn't ready to start working at the high school today. that was nonsense. #hopefully all will go well on wednesday thursday and friday of this week. im trying to restore my energy and fix my sleep. thatll do wonders #i hope. i hope i hope i hope

[mymarifae]

sonic x knuckles and krerdly are the same ship and this essay i will

i don't know jack shit about sonic i can't stress this enough . i just like seeing the characters because they bring me joy. so i can't disagree or agree with this proposal but it did give me the mental image of kris and berdly fighting over who gets to be knuckles for halloween. and i think that's funny

kris voice: DUDE. you're literally already blue.

berdly voice: IRRELEVANT! you're the shorter one. if i'm sonic our outfits won't be canonically accurate anymore and-

kris: IT'S HALLOWEEN NOT COMIC CON

berdly: my dear, my star in the sky, my darling. as i have said at least five times by now: IRRELEVANT. if we're going to do this, we're doing it right-

and then on halloween night they show up at noelle's house to meet her and susie for trick-or-treating and "minimal" pranking times and they're both dressed as knuckles anyway. susie is also knuckles. noelle is freddy krueger

#i think once berdly gets in the habit of pet names and other terms of endearment he never shuts the fuck up with them #mailbox #it's like. fine i guess. but whenever i see people draw halloween moments with the kids and noelle's like... an angel or something i'm sad. #horror movies are her favorite come on... i think she exclusively dresses as slasher villains and other characters like sadako