#kind of a gilf. reblog

[seithr]

i always forget this game updates while i'm gone. its been four years and im fiddling with flight rising again. kind of serving here

#kind of a gilf. reblog #his cunty little pose ohhh mr baldwin #pinky up? the gloves and nothing else? goggles now too? the withers are cute they're whispier now.. #... looks around . am i allowed to tag this as the game. sorry to the larger community on here i have a desperate need to sort everything. #and that will include my half thirst posts for ol boggy boy here. #the greatest minds in sornieth are cooking sexy old man potions for themselves. although i wouldnt mind he had more tummy still. #a lil paunch yknow. i like the defined shoulder-torso-hips but his lil bit of paunch left is cute to me. #dragons #flight rising #armour clanking #i log in and talk about dragon belly and 'i miss the dragon part of the game im playing rn' and log back out. sorry everyone 😔

[dragon-zena]

Wow...finn do be back tho

#kind of a gilf. reblog

[ktae]

MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IS 70???

#kind of a gilf. reblog

[thoodleoo]

My absolute favourite "He did not fucking look like that" example by far is 'Portrait of a Roman General. 75-50 B.C.E. Marble. Sanctuary of Hercules, Tivoli'

Just look at that dude...

kind of a gilf. reblog

[lesboygamzee]

kind of a gilf . reblog

#nannasprite #art tag #doodles and such

[skelkankaos]

social media in the Elflands would be so wild. someone would be like "idk who this guy is but he's kind of a gilf. reblogged." and someone else would be like "that is literally the great avar"

#so sayeth skelkankaos #tge #sorry for goblin emperor funnyposting it wont happen again #(it will)

[jay--two]

kind of a gilf. reblog

Alright, i get it! I should look it up

#I'll be here in a minute!

[cherry-blossomtea]

Masterpost of what I think about you based on who you simp for in FFXIV I’m going to try and include as many characters I’ve vibe checked as possible but if yours isn’t here comment them and I’ll give you a custom roast for free. If I forgot someone, please refrain from saying “How could you forget x” I have three different memory disorders okay I did my best 😭

The Scions

Minfilia-You think a woman’s tits can redeem anything bad about her and you’re right.

Lyse-You’re a lesbian with a hard-on for destroying capitalism to the point where your friends ask you to maybe tone it down a little

Papalymo-Ur into dads. Not dilfs. Just dads.

Thancred-You like your men ROGUEISH and BLOODIED and BEATEN and BABYGIRLED

Urianger-You have autism or you are currently in an irl relationship with someone who has autism. Thank you for your service

Y’Shtola-okay little sun. (You enjoy being verbally degraded, so this is for you, a compliment)

Tataru-I love you. You want someone who can cook for you and tease you and who in turn you will shower with affection which is the only currency you have to offer

Estinien-I’m gonna be honest the only thing I can offer here is that you like brooding men who are idiots. Don’t go for a joint bank account.

G’raha-If you like GRAHA then you desire strongly a partner you can cuddle like a stuffed animal if you like THE EXARCH then you are a bottom and you like the dark academia aesthetic

Krile-You need a partner that will fill the emotional void left by your mommy issues

Moenbryda-You have autism but you kin urianger instead of crushing on him. Or ur just really into chicks who can crush you with their thighs and you’re mad that people turned it into a meme

ARR

Kan-E-Senna-I don’t believe you. You’ll have to defend yourself to me in a trial by combat

Merlwyb-Your perfect first date is dying side by side with the person you love as you fight for your lives but you’ll probably end up getting a coffee or something

Nanamo-you are SO into the princess and knight aesthetic thing, you LOVE fairytales so much.

Raubahn-You like men with an “I can fix him” flair but who have already been fixed. You’re also touch starved

Lahabrea-The line between annoyance and attraction is a tightrope you walk every day but by god you’re walking it

Cid-GOD you love himbos it’s not even a “haha I love stupid men” thing to you it’s a REQUIREMENT, the men you date need a HIMBO RESUME

Gaius-Your devotion is impressive. No one can tell you what to do with your life. I think you’re a Jane Austen protagonist.

Nero-SCRUNGLY SKRUNKLY MAN HAG BLORBO HEHEHHEHE EVIL SCIENCE

Heavensward

Haurchefant-I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry. Why don’t you wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend like he’s the one holding you.

Aymeric-Objectively the most stable main character in this godforsaken game, you take your husband material seriously.

Lucia-You’re a lesbian who mains warrior, I shan’t elaborate

Edmont-pathological dilf/gilf enjoyer to the point where you need help and/or jesus

Artoirel-your dream is to become one half of the most powerful power couple to ever power

Emmanellain-You’re gay in a hipster filter flower crowns cavetown kind of way

Ysayle- You were chronically disappointed by stormblood. You say everyone is out of your league but chin up champ, ysayle wanted to fuck a dragon and probably did so you can’t be that bad

Hraesvelgr- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Igeyorhm-What does it matter if a female character is developed, you are horny in the here and now and that’s more important. You probably think femdom is hot too 👀

Stormblood (god help me)

To preface-if any character from stormblood is your simp of choice you automatically get a sticker that says WEEB slapped on your forehead.

Yugiri-I feel like you listen to metal and keep neat pets like tarantulas or snakes. I cannot explain why.

Gosetsu-For want of a proper bushido character you settled on him but then when the Tsuyu plotline happened you genuinely fell in love with him. Kind of a DILF, reblog.

Hien-himbo connoisseur. You own a sword.

Sadu-WOMEN. BIG FAN OF W O M E N. That’s your only personality trait rn but that’s okay, life’s hard.

Zenos-you are a godless degenerate who is unironically into BDSM (it’s okay me too)

Yotsuyu- You know she’s a femme fatale. You know there’s no way that’s going to end well. But you are so allured by her viciousness and tragic backstory what does it matter that you’ll end up dead on the floor. “I can fix her” yeah keep telling yourself that bud.

Fordola-you are genuinely one of the sweetest people in the world and I think you COULD fix her actually.

Asahi-Liar, you’re a fandaniel simp

Shadowbringers

Lyna-you believe drinking your respect women juice is not only an obligation but an honor and you still avert your eyes from the Victoria’s Secret posters in the mall

Kai-Shirr-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Runar- I feel like I can’t even call you a furry in bad faith. You just love nice men that much. Who cares if he’s a lion.

Feo Ul-Trans. You definitely have an au where the WoL took them up on their offer to become King Titania.

Ran’jit-I…don’t believe you? You’ll have to explain to me why you like him

Ardbert-So soft. So nice. Hnnnn oh yeah we were talking about you. You’re not a himbo enjoyer because you do prefer men who have some brain cells but you DO like em sad and you DO like em muscley

Emet-Selch- He is the character who in the entire game the story tries its hardest to make us simp for. It worked. The only thing I can do is quote another video on this same subject: You are DISEASED.

Elidibus-Someone hits u with the 🥺 and you melt like butter. Your favorite activity is peace and quiet.

Endwalker

Fandaniel-You self-identify as a goblin. You were a theatre kid. You love that he’s sad and insane but you don’t want to fix him. That would ruin the appeal.

Ameliance-“Bro I said I wanted to fuck Ameliance as a joke but bro….I don’t think it’s a joke anymore”

Nidhana-You’re correct. About everything. You’ve never been wrong. You own booty shorts that say “I love women in STEM” on the ass

Vrtra- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jullus-for you, enemies to lovers isn’t just a trope, it’s a lifestyle

Venat-📸 hmm? Oh sorry that was just me taking a picture of you admitting you desperately crave someone to take care of you. Mommy issues. NEXT!

Hermes-you adamantly differentiate between Hermes and Fandaniel, but at what point must the line be drawn for your “I can fix him” complex to kick in hmm??

Hythlodaeus-You have a praise kink. (You also should come be my friend. We can simp for him together ☺️)

#ffxiv #FFXIV spoilers #I don’t know why I feel so compelled to make these kinds of posts #I think they’re funny I guess

[valassky-archived]

Kind of a GILF.

reblog.

#zpráva

[mcnuggyy]

old joseph? kind of a gilf. reblog

old man Joseph got dubious and ancient babygirl swag <3 sex appeal so refined and aged it’s like eating a charcuterie board

#callate guero #BAHAHAHHA

[sanchoyo]

the main charas of my nano novel? they are:

-old lady who def murdered her ex husband and adopted a god, and is way too normal about this to be normal. also one of the most skilled magic users ever and believes in slut rights. kind of a gilf. reblog

-the literal prince of a country, who is also the Chosen One. of course. but hes a huge asshole about it and everything in general, and this will Never Change. appropriately bratty for a 17 year old. his trans swag btw . also a horsegirl type

-a god who is a wanted criminal, a genderfuckery icon, verified Bird Momence, mildly an amnesiac, has anxiety, and wears a wizard hat to seem cooler (does not work) no one takes them seriously despite them being, a literal God. major L

-the nicest guy u will ever meet who has to solve every single problem with tremendous violence or he WILL die. also invented daddy issues btw and can bake well enough to win the country fair

-autistic icon whos literally just here for his bf, kind of just Some Guy but is everyones FAV Just Some Guy and has tremendous swag bc hes a Guy with Long Hair also. can do a perfect french braid

-girl who is the worlds first female funnyman and does embroidery despite the Chronic Pains bc she is so epic, she also invented mommy issues and will befriend anyone who breathes because FUCK you if u think u arent gonna be her friend. also 100% believes in horoscopes, despite meeting SEVERAL gods who tell her its not real. shes an OPTIMIST.

read my nano novel for free on my website if any of this sounds interesting btw it updates every single day of november! :-)

#none of this is spoilers or anything im just realizing i never did chara profiles or anything #i mean i did draw them and talk abt them a bit in a speedpaint on my yt but #i never wrote out their profiles on tumblr....theyre still in my notebook #obv i am not posting the full profiles bc those DO have spoilers but! maybe when nano is done i will #kinda like the idea of just filming myself going thru the entire notebook and explaining my process bc #personally i luv vids like that i luv listening to other creatives n hearing how they do things #or seeing them do stuff like speedpaints so i can peep their process #its NEAT #sanchoyorambles #ekleipsis #nanowrimo #nano #btw none of this is serious. but also it is #if u read it u would know. #its fun and easy and free and updates DAILY todays update has already been posted

[pinkgoblinshark]

Kind of a GILF. Reblog

#the decision to include this frame of the collector looking like a dropped cat was intentional #the owl house #toh #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers

[lucienvannserra]

The first doctor is kind of a gilf like and reblog if you agree

#anyway. #I’m right and I should say it

[bluecrowanxietyart]

GG (who's actual name/alias I will not disclose at this time), the MILF that's technically a GILF. Still need to fix some stuff but I'm more focused on outfit possibilities right now. I'm unsure if I want to go for a look like the one kinda sketched out or an older one. I'll probably slap some colours on to decide. If I go older, I'll have to see about changing her hair.

When that's done, I need to decide which direction I want that foot above the ground facing. Left it kinda ambiguous. Also need to reshape her legs and hips and see how I actually want her arms - though I'm liking them at the moment, they could use some adjustments. I was hugging that liquify tool a bit too much so some things are not right. And, of course, figure out the background. I know what kind of chair I want to go for but haven't referenced anything as of yet.

Either way, probably will reblog the finished ver to my comic character art blog simply because she is a fan oc. Might use it to introduce any followers there to this blog. Might not. Still need to make a pinned post over there but I'm not feeling very confident about that at the moment.

I'll be using this piece alongside one other to try to see about posting updates on them and how well I do that. Once that's complete, hopefully I'll be a bit more confident at posting updates on other works, such as the ones on the other blog.

#oc art #my ocs #oc GG #wip #art wip #sketch #GG art wip #Lot's of reflection going on here

[quarterdollar]

kazan…kind of a gilf. reblog

#quarter plays ot2 #he’s so awesome and also insane ❤️

[starleska]

i'm not even being patient, you simply respond to all of my asks more than quickly enough <3!! they're pretty long so again, take your time ^^!! therapy can be sooo exhausting so please remember to take care of yourself nd everything <33!

i was talking about a TOTALLY different old man HAHAHA i've been watching a lot of ducktales 2017 and grew fond of both scrooge n flintheart through it lmaoooo,, especially the latter has very few redeeming qualities and is supposed to be insufferable but like,, im in love with the blorbo version of him that lives in my brain, LMAO

ohhh you just know he would REFUSE to do the animation if anyone else was obviously watching the screen as well- it's just for you <33! i imagine he wouldn't do it either if you're recording it, because he wants it to be only for you haha,, you think very hard about the unlock conditions for the specific animation but it seems completely random! oh well. (totally self indulgent note here but i am silly in public for a living and would totally blow a kiss back @ the animation or smth LMAO) and!!! ill look forward to seeing it!!! id reblog it but i only rlly have writing blogs on tumblr ughhhh maybe i should just finally make a selfship ramble one lol

the true sadness is that king candy never showed up in the second movie man </3 the chaos he'd wreck on the internet would've been very much entertaining LMAO !!! i'm glad you enjoy the phone idea as well :D!! you just randomly find notes from him in your tumblr drafts or your notes app! he'd be constantly watching you through your front camera and if he's unhappy with someone he sees, your phone will just start vibrating VIOLENTLY nonstop lmao. also something silly i immediately thought of; i don't know if this is something you're familiar with but in some dating sim apps you'll have like this little minigame where you can like poke the love interest and they'll have these little responses? god. brainrot. i would just poke his bald little head man HAHAHHAHAH

my asks just get keeping longer thank u for reading all this and hearing me out TT i should just write a little fic about this guy already but man english is NOT my native language and he speaks in a pretty specific silly way sometimes that i do not know how to replicate well,, doesn't help that ive only watched the english version once vs. the many other times ive seen it haha

hello again you lovely individual!! once again i must apologise for my delayed response. i received some pretty big news this week that's left me not so well, and i wanted to come back and reply properly when in a better frame of mind. thank you for your patience 🥰

OHHH oh my god you are so damn valid for this, i always thought Scrooge was kinda fine 😳 capitalists just hit different! and Flintheart is a GILF i'm not gonna lie 😂😂 Ducktales 2017 just gets you by the throat!! i remember being so head over heels for Gyro Gearloose (basic bitch that i am)…kind of interested in rewatching to see if another bastard catches my attention…but for real, isn't it wonderful when you love a truly dreadful character? whatever version you have of him in your head, i'm sure he likes you very much 😉

ahhh i feel all special 😖💖 honestly going a little down the darker path i kind of vibe with Y/N questioning their reality the more time they spend noticing these special animations…wondering if they're losing touch with their sanity, and becoming gradually more obsessed with figuring out exactly what it is about this arcade cabinet and its enigmatic, unique character…also hell yes!! you should absolutely make the selfship ramble blog, it'll make you feel so happy 💖💖 i admire those of you who can separate your blogs out, i just pour out my silly loves into one place and all my poor followers have to deal with the blorbo of the week 😂

we'll never recover will we 💔💔 like for real Ralph Breaks the Internet makes me sad for its lost narrative potential…if not King Candy, then there were several perfectly good character candidates to be put into a fantastic antagonistic role!! to truly show the power (and horror) of the internet!! the vibrating phone idea is so cute dfgfds;;; perhaps he could even track into your friend's social media and send them fake messages/texts to get them to leave. oh YES i knew someone very into…was it Mystic Messenger? that had that mechanic and oh it's adorable :3c

thank YOU for sending these lovely asks in and gushing about our favourite sweet-themed hacker!! i'm so sorry for being a boring monolingual person - you could and should totally write him in your native language!! do you have any clips? i love seeing how characters have been portrayed in different ways, and i'm curious if Alan Tudyk's lisping mob boss vibe has been carried across 👀

#starleskasks