i have thoughts on lark and willy parallels but yall aint ready for that
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owen lars to obi-wan kenobi: fuck off with ur jedi bullshit i don’t want any of that around my nephew. leave us alone you bring nothing but trouble. i wish you would die
owen lars when the inquisitors come knocking: oh-bee won you say? never heard of that man in my life. jeh-dye? is that a new brand of moisture vaporator? oh well, seems like i can’t help you. buh-bye!
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[A trainer approaches you. They seem to be about to ask for a battle.]
"Wait. You're Lark, right?"
[They back off.]
"I follow Brandy on Rotomblr... I don't want her to bite me..."
[They run off.]
(after seeing brandy tag "im gonna start biting" i had to. lmao)
Lark looks bluntly tired and starts to open his mouth to give the 'I don't keep a battle team of pokemon' spiel. Their mouth is still hanging open- mostly in confused surprise- as the trainer backs off.
One can practically see the wheels turning in their head as they try to process what just happened.
Having people be scared of him is weird, but after about 10 seconds of mental buffering, Lark decides it's worth it if he can do his job/buy waffles in peace.
A mental +1 is metaphorically added to Brandy in their head.
//this was hilarious
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