#like WHERE WERE THE HOMOS

[gayyytripper]

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#i have a lot of thoughts after seeing harry tn #first time seeing harry solo #i was shocked by how many straighties were in the audience #the crowd was so homogenous in terms of demographic #like WHERE WERE THE HOMOS #the girl next to me was literally foaming at the mouth for harry #being like “my bf hates him bc i want to marry him #like girl 🤣🤣 #so delulu #i just wish harry’s own fans could see the person he’s so clearly showing himself to be #it makes me a little sad #but it also makes me want to get closer seats to another show and go fulllllll lesbian #in solidarity #flags and shit the whole nine yards #just so he feels a little more in his own company #cuz man it reeked of hets in there #but all in all i’m so grateful and happy to have seen him #and i would do it 1000 times over! #more thoughts coming later

[clownprince]

i truly thought it couldn't get more insane than the last snyder interview segment i posted but he's proven me wrong once again. what the actual fuck

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#if he was trying to make it a no homo thing with the whole “people mistake it for literal love” he failed MISERABLY #bc like. “it transcends the kind of definition for love that we have” #“religious and unequaled kind of devotion to someone else where you'll do anything it takes to make them a better version of themselves” #“he loves living in service of batman that way he loves being the thing that he thinks the city has made him into for batman” #yeah it would've been significantly LESS homoerotic to just say “joker wants batman to fuck him raw” #also. “i am the crazy girlfriend you love the most” #SNYDER. YOU CANT JSUT FUCKKIGN #AUAUUUUUUUU #i know this has some problematic implications all of dotf and endgame do lmfao but like. bro #batjokes #snyder you're going to be the fucking death of me #i have. a bunch of interview snippets i'm saving for. a bigger post #but this one and the last one were just. too fucking crazy #couldn't resist

[fungerhead]

people on the fear and hunger reddit can be so annoying ugh

#i've met some lovely people on there even made a friend but some of the users there get so pissed off about really dumb shit for no reason. #like who gives a shit #''tumblr is ruining the game waaaaaaaaah they making all the characters gay homos'' #i just saw a post where they screenshotted another persons post talking about their daan hcs and were going #''no he's not he literally had a wife'' like first of all the person hc's was that he was bi #so jot that down #or i get people that comment on my daanmarcoh drawings going like #''well i ship him with his wife :|'' like cool??????????

[bisamrottan]

our long lost family

tile, stoneware, painted with slip and oxide, 2023

#ceramic art #ceramics #stoneware #original art #bisamart #artists on tumblr #art #LISTEN LISTEN I READ SAPIENS A BRIEF HISTORY OF HUMANKIND BY #YUVAL HARARI AND THERES this part #where the author basically writes something like #Homo sapiens long liked to think that we were orphans and thats just not the case #and just the thought that at some point we weren't the only “humans” on the planet messed me up so much #like we interacted with these people!!!!! #one of the few Denisovan fossils we've found was the child of a neanderthal and a denisovan!!!! #we carry parts of they're genes and dna with us today!!!! #they're gone but parts of them remain #and it makes me so sad and happy #also every single psb eons episode on youtube about early humans #I love our extinct relatives #all the faces were based on reconstructions of what ancient humans could have looked like #homo erectus #homo sapiens #neanderthal #denisovans #paleolithic #also this is like a collage of six different images because I couldn't fit all of the tiles into the photo box

[brothfan1997]

does anyone from 2012 remember what that application was called that people used to html code into their blog descriptions so you could tell how many people were viewing your site

#and u could edit it to be like #there are TWO homos on this page rn! #it was fun bc when u had a post blowing up u could watch people check out ur blog live #u could see loosely where they were geographically too.

[bijoumikhawal]

Garak in Hebitian clothes again. Perhaps an AU where he grew up more normal

#cipher talk #Local homo uses public perception to trick people into buying more stuff than they need more at 11 #Elim garak #Ds9 #I do like to rotate a like. Incident where a Garak grew up raised by Tolan in a Hebitian community (maybe even in a world where Cardassians #Were not so successful at colonialism) ends up on DS9 and our garak is sitting in the corner arms crossed about it

[pinkeoni]

Stranger Things subverts expectations in that when a character is referred to as gay in the first episode it actually means that that character is gay

#i knew will was gay since ep one and its not me bragging or anything its literally not that hard to pick up on #if you were in the camp of ppl who didnt believe it because of being vexed before… i get it tho #this is our show where we refer to the two main characters as a gay couple and actually bring that up multiple times #but if you think theyre gay ur a stupid gross homo #@ bbc sherlock #but at this point… cmon #‘will is gay???’ #i still see comments like that on instagram and its sad its really sad

[astronicht]

The funny thing about race car drivers and also astronauts (especially early astronauts) is that they have to fit into a machine where the engineers who built it are historically, constantly, mad that they have to leave room for a human being. So you get (in, say, the 1960s moonshot programs and Formula 1), a collection of really little athletes. Just some tiny guys.

#the third category where this occurs is that one cave where early hominid fossils were found down a really tiny shoot #but in that case they realised women exist so it was a more diverse collection of tiny athletes #need to google cosmonaut size facts like Yuri Gagarin was a hockey goalie how small could he be??? #was he a tiny goalie or a large space traveler?? #anyway the annoying guy who ran the star cave site where someone who is not him found homo naledi reminds me of zak brown

[ssaalexblake]

every now and again i remember the person i saw complaining that Ryan was the character with a new ~love interest every week, which is funny anyway considering how not true it is (It’s basically just Bella from Orphan 55. I will be generous and include King James on this list, but i don’t think he was interested in Pursuing A More Intimate Relationship, ngl!) but is even funnier when, if you actually tally the character with the most game, i’m Pretty sure it’s actually Graham who wins the babe magnet award on sheer numbers. 

#dw shit #all members of the fam were assigned a doctor trait at birth #graham got bus driver and babe magnet #which is the best combo you could possibly come up with ever #and yes the doctor is a bus driver no i don't take critique #they just have a really fancy bus #(also #i don't actually like the witchfinders ep But kudos for towing a line where james' crush on ryan was funny and now awkward and no homo) #*not awkward ffs autocorrect

[naggingatlas]

i think people's takes on jev being this like thousand year old creatura are fascinating and fit even my interpretation of his character and place in the story (as like. a representation of the setting at large. an archaic force being shoved into a simulation/loop/machine. cosmis horror kinda shit) but i also think it's 1. funnier 2. scarier 3. more emotionally scarring to imagine him as like. a 30, 40, 50 year old man. just a quirky little guy. he had a childhood, maybe he got picked up by seam as an urchin and they were a travelling magic act and clownery and judy n punch duo and they stole apples from the market and he climbed trees w his little paws before someone made him wear shoes. he was a brash teenager and he played the accordion and kept all of his trinkets in a little chest he used to sleep in. seam made his suits, from his own crayon drawings. he was a middle aged man disenchanted with his work and he sought shelter from the boredom in bothering others. and he ran away so many times and he slept outside and he helped seam make their own beer and mead and they still played the accordion and the hurdy-gurdy together. isn't it scarier to make him a normal man? who turns into what we see? doesn't that hurt more doesn't that make his character even deeper. he was just like you and this means That can happen to you too, grounding stuff like that is like one of the basic rules of horror. and then he just goes to jail they straight up lock a mentally ill guy with all those horrors in the basement - not an old-as-time-itself demon, not a savage beast, but. a man. jevil russian sleep experiment au.

again im not calling anyone out its just an interpretation ive NEVER seen anyone else come up with and i genuinely wonder why and if my other jev readings continue to be weird as fuck to other people

#jevil #its kinda like. a reverse dc joker situation. the jerker does get like. INSIDIOUSLY scary and mind-fucky when #you turn him into. i wouldn't say satan himself that takes the edge off. but something completely unknown. #im casually writing a batman script in my own continuity and i could never keep up w All The Lore cuz thats not what batman is abt to me #and i took most of my inspiration from a serious house on serious earth and. those intermission strips in snyder's endgame #where people from an asylum or a nursing home i can't quite remember that had encounters w joker #describe him as all sorts of things but not human. and not in like oh he's a monster but like That Is Not A Homo Sapiens #and they're not listened to because they were all suffering from delusions and hallucinations before that but #yea. i hate jerker origin stories i hate them with my whole entire heart. make him the unknowable. not even a demon not satan #nothing of folklore or religion not even a lovecraftian something-something. just an entity. maybe not even an entity. he's an scp to me #not even a character. just a concept with a design. an apparition made to teach humans a lesson #you dont know how he got here you dont know why you wont ever know when he'll be gone. #give me judge holden but even more amorphous and. not scarring me for life. but u get the idea #im tryyyiinnnggg to write joker like an apparition of a schizo psyche like my dreams. #my favorite song to 'write' j to is freefall by rainbow kitten surprise. and he's just a figment of bruce's imagination here #just a little more tangible. vague and wrong but it's j. probably. and it's bruce's pov. it's a couple lines of dialogue #that's j. jevil is the opposite.

[goatpaste]

thoughts on jolymesfoo because i am always thinking about them personally

really really good like, their up their as one of the jobros that i can look at and really get when ppl say 'holy shit they were literally gay and in love??' because MAN

like i think, NOT MUCH, buT there is a slight one sidedness to romantic love that can be taken from the context of the plot of stone ocean. not so much that i dont think jolyne doesnt love them or not romantically, i think she might love them a lot but a lot of her character between not having time or the emotional ability to stop and consider feelings like that at the time of stone ocean. but i think she loves them a lot, i think they saved her

Ermes is SO important to Jolyne right away, she and food were part of the process of pulling her out and dusting her off when she hit rock bottom. So much of that was her own strength but because of them and so many others she was able to know she was loved and cared for. their dedication to her and her to them is what made her stronger... none of them would be anywhere without each other they NEEDED each other

I think so much of the sports max fight and Ermes' "i want to cry my eyes out by your side" line SO much, that even despite how much she grew and became strong to take on her goals alone, she was supported and loved by jolyne and would fall back to her care in an instant.

and in general they have such good chemistry, their sO silly with each other, the many scenes were their goofin off and being silly to each other is sO good. their two peas in a pod

then foo fighters lIKE,,, oUGH

THAT PLANKTON LEARNED TO LOVE BEING A WOMAN THROUGH BEING IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN, their so trans lesbian to me it makes me crazy!!

but their whOLE thing with jolyne is sO!!! AHHH

Foo Fighters is such a rough mean character, in the most charming way. shes like a beloved wild animal ready to bite at anyone who she upsets her

but with jolyne and ermes? shes so soft and shows such care for them,,

i know its her job as their team healer, but the scenes were she gentle heals their wounds and speaks to them with such care in her voice really gets my ass!! when FF was nearly killed by pucci, still hardly even fully formed, no longer has a body and has CRAWLED her way to jolyne only for nearly the first thing they do, is heal jolyne...

and the Dragon's dream fight where Jolyne begs anasui to help FF, and Anasui saying that even if he wanted to, FF specifically said to not help JUST so he could dedicate 100% of his abilities and focus on keeping Jolyne safe. FF straight up would give their life a 100 times just to keep jolyne safe.. that plankton fell in love with that woman fr

they make me crazy i really love and care about them!!

#like #SP and jona had some victorian homo romance going on #joseph and caesar i dont fucking get i really dont i dont think joseph CARED about caesar until he was literally dead #i dont get jotaro and kakyoin they sure where standing near each other #JOSUKE AND OKU ARE 100% NO HOMO BOYFRIENDS LOL #i know everyones into giorno and fugo but iv only seen the main series stuff and i dont really care about either of them #johnny and gyro were so fucking literally in love thats like #thats up there as peak why tf were they mean literally in love for me out of all the dous of jojos #also gappy and yasu are so sooo sweet and t4t

[fiendishartist2]

i had a dream last night that they made a be more chill movie that was surprisingly accurate to the original cast recording except they did that thing that 80s/90s movies did where during the credits they reveal where each character's life went after the movie. and michael mell married a woman

#im so so so so sorry to bring be more chill into 2023 but this was such a funny dream i had to write it out #i remember thinking ''wow be more chill is actually kinda good'' in my dream so just know if a movie comes out within the next few years #-i was psychically linked to the director and maybe also planted the idea in their head last night #yknow that tweet thats like ''i hope reigen dies and serizawa marries a woman'' #yeah #i distinctly remember it being a thing in my dream where the writers were like fuck. we cant make this gay uhhh he marries a woman #unnamed no screen time probably dont even show her face. shes just there as the last step in a long long line of no homos......

[simmaster]

while i have no interest in seeing bottoms 2023 i do hope it kickstarts a trend of saying faggot in gay movies again

#god's own country did this too i didnt particularly like it but i respected that so much #sanitised mainstream gay films are good for making it easier to make and watch gay films #but i miss the 90s era where the characters were messy and toxic and said fag and homo #micah.txt

[gaytobymeres]

met the accountant yesterday for my new job (needed to give him a form) and i was expecting some old guy but no it was a youngish gay guy and im p sure we both did a double take at finding another gay person in what is a very heterosexual environment. like the spiderman pointing meme.

#not going into where i work but everyone is lovely #but it is v straight #they were almost veering into homo/transphobia yesterday at lunch #but thankfully aborted the convo before it got bad #anyway yeah i think we were both surprised to see another gay person #not that i think im that visibly queer but i guess i am #i guess my hair is like. visibly dykey.

[niuxita21]

Desi and Cata + “Te amo”

#sin huellas #catalina pardo #desiré montoya #shitty screencap posts (TM) #imagine sleeping on these two lmao couldn't be me #I just love this detail like #they are literally The Straightest like I have never in my life found it harder to ship two female characters like I did with these two #and they were lampshaded to the point where them being mistaken for a couple was just your regular tuesday night for them #and yet it was cata (the straight one) the one who initiated these exchanges #I mean you have whole ass netflix shows subtitling 'I love you' as 'te quiero' when it's two women (looking at you dead to me) #but catalina pardo is out there all like nah bro none of that wishy washy no homo bullshit for me tyvm #I love this woman fully and deeply even if we are not actually married and never will be #it's almost like... the actual opposite of '''''kweerbaiting'''' because desi actually is gay #she just has two very profound relationships of two very different kinds with two different women #it's incredibly rare for me to actually get on board with the gay ship on a show in which there is an alternative pairing I could ship #(cf yellowjackets) #but somehow this show accomplished it and idk if the lampshading of these two played a role in it or not but nonetheless #slow clap show pls give me a second season I have been a good girl and also tv is about to get very dire in a few months

[hecksupremechips]

The way I WANTED HIM

#the klock keeps ticking #gravity falls #i am 100% serious grunkle stan is why im gay #id be clenching my fists for years like i am straight I AM STRAIGHT #but then back in my mind it was like OKAY THEN EXPLAIN YOUR FEELINGS DURING THE ZOMBIE GRAVITY FALLS EPISODE WHEN STAN FOUGHT THEM OFF #HE WAS SWEATY OUT OF BREATH COVERED IN SCRAPES AND ZOMBIE BLOOD #and there was that part where the zombie ate his bat and he did not FLINCH he instantly brought out the brass knuckles #like that whole bit was for the gays like would i even be the homo who stands before you if zombie stan didnt halo #*happen #i then remember once i was like yeah okay men hot stan hot i brought it up to straight girl friends and they were like #what is wrong with you he is an old man??? he is hairy and chubby and a grandpa???? #like okay you CLEARLY dont get it 🙄💅 #this gives me art ideas now that im at it