#like my username had my real name in it

[catgirl-or-furry]

Remembering that time a kid in my class wanted to be a streamer and streamed fortnite on YouTube to like 3 viewers tops and I watched him often because he asked for support and I was nice. Then one day he started trash-talking me on his stream.

#he hadnt connected the one person in his chat to his classmate he was talking shit about #like my username had my real name in it #and i was being a fun and friendly chat member #because he wanted to stream and id support my classmates in their endeavors #not like i haf anything better to do anyways #and he talked shit about me #even gave the 'me' in chat context that i was someone from his school #like bro #i know it was middle school and we all sucked #but still wtf man #tbh i find this hilarious #even at the time it only stung a little and i turned it into a funny story to share almost immediately #i then tried to get fortnite so i could get good and stream-snipe him constantly just to be mean #i can be needlessly nice #but i can also be petty #dont test how long my kindness holds under pressure #unfortunately my parents didnt allow me to play shooting games #so i couldnt get my petty revenge #but i dreamed of it

[evilscientist3]

GoodGuy777

Just saved a kitten from a burning tree! Just another day's work!

🤩 12 😃 7👍 4

Hero1985

Stopped mean old Raygun Ricky from burning down the orphanage again!

❤ 19 🥺 11 🚒 6

Sw1ft_Just1c3

Ran circles round The Squibbler today and got him all mixed up! He was too busy fighting with me to try and rob the central bank!!

😍14 🏃‍♂️8 ☺️ 3

EvilScientist3

Just created a new DEATH LASER BEAMINATOR! I'll ZAP you all! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

😱 56 ☹️ 34 😡 21

#for context #this is the actual scenario i first conceptualised my username in #i thought to myself 'wouldnt it be funny if there was an evil scientist. a real main antagonist type.' #'and they were mean to the protagonist on social media but evilscientist was already taken so they had to make their name like.' #'evilscientist 3 or something.'

[dumpsterhipster]

I have so far avoided talking about this publicly because I don't care for airing drama, but today I was shown something that has crossed the line so hard that I can't keep ignoring this weird one-sided feud any longer.

@elfinismsarts, you need to stop.

It's really weird that literally a year and a half after we last interacted you're still holding onto this bizarre idea that every comment or anon you don't like comes from me/my friends, and that I'm spearheading some kind of targeted harassment campaign against you. It's sad that I know you won't believe me when I say I'm not and never have, and that nearly a full year on from your callout post about me, I have much, much better ways to spend my time and energy.

I'm in my thirties. I don't have 'enemies'. I honestly find it a bit embarrassing and juvenile that you do, and that based on your reddit account you're still posting literally every few days about these 'enemies' who--I repeat--haven't interacted with you since 2021.

Until now I was willing to just roll my eyes and ignore it. But I can't ignore that you apparently think it's completely fine and normal to track down my irl socials, identity, habits and family and then post about it publicly with thinly veiled allusions to what you could do with that information if you had malicious intent.

Grow up and go away; it's going to be incredibly sad to have to address this again in another eighteen months otherwise. And if you can't do that, my boyfriend says you could at least buy his album.

Evidence that OP of the screenshot is @/elfinismsarts under the cut.

#i find it pretty unlikely that one could easily stumble across my instagram with just my first name #given it IS a real not uncommon if non-anglo name #and my account is otherwise unconnected to my fandom presence or usernames except for following a few artists #i have also had 'elfinisms and all accounts made by this person' blocked for about a year and a half #so let's not pretend this isn't what it is #which is: a deliberate and targeted invasion of my privacy #based on nothing except 'branson and bori both start with a b so they're clearly the same person' #this-to quote the bf again-'end boss villain' persona you've concocted for me is so childish #believe it or not people can not like your writing or not like you without ever having met me #mind you it is pretty funny to accuse me of cyberstalking then following it with four paragraphs of...*checks notes* #opossum speaks

[snsnsuo]

Is there a reason behind your username?

i'm reimagening the concept of an internet jumpscare. i want to appear in some specific searches slyly looking at the user who's questioning why there's a dog

or turtles

jokes aside its just fun & i think its memorable

#sss ask #the second one was my instagram name kdsjfhk #in twitter i had 두목우슈카의 생후5개월 미친 강아지 여동생(라이즈 시스터즈 파워)люблю котяток! & this one is my all-time favorite #if the q was about “snsnsuo” - it sounds somehow like a combination of my real name and its diminutive form #< i always confuse which one is the username & which one is not jkefkj

[theflyingfeeling]

Christmas tree decorating! 🎄

tagged by: @percervall tagging: @kraeuterhexchen @kaunisbaby @tomorrows-unknown @gloryforthegreedy @sparfloxacin @keeping-it-surreal @exitemotions @himmelno44 @ladysorbus

Click here to leave a decoration (and a message 👉👈) on my virtual Christmas tree! You can also create your own Christmas tree there for others to decorate, I think there's a button for that somewhere there 🥰 Zero pressure though, as always <3

#even if i didn't tag you and you see this: feel free to stop by and decorate my tree maybe if you'd like totally cool if not 🥺👉👈 #i hate how i had to use 'tff' as my username there ugh #because my tumblr url is ONE character too long apparently 😐 #but i don't want to use my (stupid) real name and i don't have a nickname either :\

[jestingknights]

Currently thinking on how Shen Yuan completely and thoroughly discarded “Shen Yuan” and was only Shen Qingqiu from the moment he woke up in a new body.

Currently thinking on how Shen Yuan, upon waking up and having a new life that was completely and totally his own that wasn’t forced on him by supernatural sources, decided not to choose his old IRL name and instead went with a username instead.

#shen yuan #sparked by reading identity reveals where he uses shen yuan as his ‘real name’ #as if he didn’t immediate discard it #like… he clearly had choices and he chose to name himself Peerless Cucumber while trying to be incognito #as if that name isn’t weirder than just picking his old name! #or just picking a generic name! #he has some attachement to his username #and/or some aversion to his previous name #like i know he’s of the opinion that shen yuan is a useless pretty boy #but there’s something to how he just completely refuses that name that i wanna pick apart #same with airplane actually like from sqh’s perspective he too only knows cucumber’s past life by cucumber #like how we only know his past life as airplane #despite y’know getting a whole set of extra chapters from his perspective we only ever get airplane #this is what my brain cells have decided are priority thoughts today #jk rambles

[dittolicous]

Girl you liked their post about it! asdfghjkl I don't know if blocking keeps people from showing up on the 'for you' thing but it's worth a shot, you nearly gave me a heart attack 😱😮‍💨

my brain is not a trustworthy source, especially after work! im really bad about connecting usernames to art styles, i hardly ever pay attention to names, just going 'oh its [insert art style] person!' like i still think of them as the mha artist cuz thats where i saw their art first

idk how 'for you' works though, cuz it can show bangers but then sometimes... you get some very not bangers

#ditto rambles #like that time for you started reccing me pro-self harm posts #i.... had to think about a lot that day #but yeah sorry im real bad with names #i guess since i joined tumblr when people changed usernames a lot i chose to find other ways to try and track people #to varying degrees of success #and i often 'like' things so i can come back to them later #....which in retrospect perhaps explains some of the whack things for you shows me #i wish we had a way to like save posts we have thoughts about but not necessarily like or agree with #that didnt impact the weird ass things tumblr shows you #i liked ONE post and my for you goes 'oh i see!' and throws nothing but that at me for the rest of the day

[californianedgeworth]

sometimes I think maybe californianedgeworth was a bad choice for a tumblr url because I'm gonna be stuck with a fandom/character specific name for a blog that doesn't post only that fandom/character until I change it. also even more confusing branding bcus it doesn't match with my youtube and insta handles

but also who cares. it's kind of funny. sometimes my friend who i've known for years irl will use my full tumblr handle when talking about what i post. it's part of my identity now

#does this tumblr username make me seem like an rp blog? #bcus it would be a bad rp blog name. Edgeworth would not choose this for himself #it would be his full legal name for public accounts #and like “steelsamuraityphoonslash92” to be anonymous on message boards #also I don't like the Edgeworth using tumblr/ao3/other real world social media headcanons bcus he would not #i just can't imagine tumblr existing in the aa universe. bcus like all of the aa brands are fictionalized. cuz of copyright lol #it feels like...anachronistic for Phoenix Wright to exist in the same world as twitter/tumblr/instagram #and technology is like a decade behind in the ace attorney universe. there is no centralized social media #Edgeworth would be on the Steel Samurai fan forums #if he had any American-centric real world social media it would be Linkedin. where are my Edgeworth Linkedin headcanons #my txtstuff

[asparagusgremlin]

so r u just a huge fan of asparagus or do u like identify with it . this is a genuine question i wouldnt blame anyone for being so enraptured by the vegetable

Ya wanna know the funniest thing about it all? I fucking hate asparagus. My username came from someone calling Rohan from JJBA an asparagus gremlin and i found it extremely funny so i changed my discord username to it (i never rly had a solid discord username so i just kept changing it a lot to stuff i liked or found funny) and it just stuck. I really dont know how it stuck even after not being so hyperfixated on jojo anymore but this is my brand now, and i get asked this question every once in a while and i get the pleasure of telling people that i do not in fact like asparagus. It all had to do with that stupid twink fuck from jojo.

#it's an extremely funny story to me #and i also genuinely considered changing my real life name to Gremlin because I've had this username for so long #and i use Gremlin with people on the internet a lot so i was like hmmm.... #so glad i got to explain this on my blog finally LOLL #gremlin inbox #gremlin talk #misc

[boyfeminism]

i want to use a different name online but i cannot make it stick bc i like all my names that Arent my legal name so equally and i love none of them as much as i love mac. like all of them are second rate but still beloved. like i tried beau for a bit but tbh i think beau can remain a little in my head name. duck is probably the other most beloved but it feels like an affectionate nickname from my beloved friends more than a name i want to use as an alias basically like its too personal. trout is Good and fun but in a silly way but do i want to commit to it. oswald is good for video games and i only like it bc it its pretty bad. tobias/tobi or cody are both ones that feel more like something id have picked as a kid and like. baby me Would have absolutely gone with those but current me doesnt really want them. lichen is too silly and not nickname-able enough and i dont like the mouth feel. love of my life said heron was a Better bird name than duck and i have grown mildly attached bc im an idiot that loves names. tad Is pretty good im currently leaning towards that. but i am so fickle towards names like. committing to a different one even as just a way to Not use my actual name online is such a pain -_-

#sorry for liking a million names and wanting all of them #also like! my default username is macwithoutcheese which is a bad move now that its ya know legal #tad's pretty good................... #wish tumblr had polls skjdhfsdl #sorens okay. #goes by baseball louis bc my gf hates it #<- joke #i am currently pestering my friends abt it #this is 100% just so my real name isnt just Right There idc abt if ppl do / dont call me it #its literally me im just lying for fun and comfort #mutuals suggest a name :/ #speaking

[theabstruseone]

I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.

The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.

The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.

The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.

Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.

The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.

Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".

He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

Edit to add further developments:

Yes, this is all real. Check the notes and people have pictures. I understand the skepticism because it feels like a joke, but to the best of my knowledge, everything in the above is accurate.

Microsoft also owns the trademark on X for chatting and gaming because, y'know, X-box.

The logo came from a random podcaster who tweeted it at Musk.

The act of sending a tweet is now known as "Xeet". They even added a guide for how to Xeet.

The branding change is inconsistent. Some icons have changed, some have not, and the words "tweet" and "Twitter" are still all over the place on the site.

TweetDeck is currently unaffected and I hope it's because they forgot that it exists again. The complete negligence toward that tool and just leaving it the hell alone is the only thing that makes the site usable (and some of us are stuck on there for work).

This is likely because Musk was forced out of PayPal due to a failed credit line project and because he wanted to rename the site to "X-Paypal" and eventually just to "X".

This became a big deal behind the scenes as Musk paid over $1 million for the domain X.com and wanted to rebrand the company that already had the brand awareness people were using it as a verb to "pay online" (as in "I'll paypal you the money")

X.com is not currently owned by Musk. It is held by a domain registrar (I believe GoDaddy but I'm not entirely sure). Meaning as long as he's hung onto this idea of making X Corp a thing, he couldn't be arsed to pay the $15/year domain renewal.

Bloomberg estimates the rebranding wiped between $4 to $20 billion from the valuation of Twitter due to the loss of brand awareness.

The company was already worth less than half of the $44 billion Musk paid for it in the first place, meaning this may end up a worse deal than when Yahoo bought Tumblr.

One estimation (though this is with a grain of salt) said that Twitter is three months from defaulting on its loans taken out to buy the site. Those loans were secured with Tesla stock. Meaning the bank will seize that stock and, since it won't be enough to pay the debt (since it's worth around 50-75% of what it was at the time of the loan), they can start seizing personal assets of Elon Musk including the Twitter company itself and his interest in SpaceX.

Sesame Street's official accounts mocked the rebranding.

#twitter #twitterpocalypse #twitter fail #elon musk #fuck elon musk

[birb--birb]

The longer I've been on the internet, the more I regret using my real name as a username 😅

#the era of birb birb has arrived #is this my anxiety talking? yes #but for real I had screen names as a child and then when i transitioned it was like #HEAR ME MY NEW NAME HAS ARRIVED #but also bc i didnt have any good puns when i first changed my name so i couldn't make a punny username #but now its been a few years and the prospect of being Percieved TM is startling #just let me scream into an online void in peace ty

[dolene]

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[starrystevie]

it was all supposed to be a dumb joke.

the boys had been sitting around after rehearsal one night passing a bowl and more than a few beers, laughing about how unsuccessful the newest music based social media app would be. mere seconds of songs looping over and over with other songs mixed in would never work, especially for corroded coffin where the story, the buildup of their songs was part of the reason to listen.

it all started with jeff, grinning slowly ear to ear. "what if were to get in there and take some celebrity's name for a user name? like paris hilton or something."

then it moved to gareth, who paused with a scrunched up face. "dude, paris hilton? what the fuck kind of reference is that..."

then it was over to greg, choking on a smoke-laced laugh. "yeah, it'd be funnier if it was eddie's pop prince loverboy instead."

that got everyone's attention. eddie had protested to ears that didn't want to hear it as they cackled in their studio that they rented by the hour, bent over in their rolling chairs, leaning against the side of the mixing board for support.

"loverboy?! you know i can't stand steve harrington and his bullshit lyrics, what the fuck kind of suggestion is that..."

but come the next day, when the weed had left his system and his veins were alcohol-free, eddie stared at the mixr app home screen and the blinking red circle over his inbox with disdain after successfully acquiring a user name he never would have picked for himself.

'steveharrington', eddie's account says, along with an icon of himself and his tongue out.

if it hadn't been for being less than sober when the app dropped. if it hadn't been for his best friends egging him on with taunts and jeers and kissy noises and less than sincere dreamy calls of 'oh steve' in the background. if it hadn't been for the way that eddie secretly did think about a certain head of floppy hair and soft brown eyes and shoulders littered with constellations.

if it hadn't been for all of that he wouldn't have had the chance to have his celebrity crush, the steve harrington, in his inbox at 8am on a random tuesday morning.

"good morning!" the message says simply enough. eddie stares at the words, trying to process what they mean, looking at the verified username of 'steveharrington1' next to an icon of his most recent album along with it. his inbox is flooded with people all asking him random things, thinking he's the real steve harrington, but this one verified account has him shaking.

for all that eddie is, all big hair and black jeans and skull rings and leather, he's still a man. a man who can look at a pop star, annoying as their music may be, and see charm. he can see attractiveness. he can see that smile that steve harrington has perfected behind his eyelids and he can see them strolling off into the sunset together hand in hand and he can see steve all flushed and breathing heavily underneath him on a mountain of plush pillows and he can see-

the message pings again with a new addition. "i know this seems weird and my team advised against it but i'd really like your user name of... well, my name."

eddie blinks slowly. he pictures steve maybe laying in bed, maybe sitting at the breakfast table with a cup of coffee, with his phone in his hand as he types out a message to him. to think that steve has any idea about him existing on any sort of level is doing his head in. his heartbeat races a little faster as he types back with shaky hands and a pit in his stomach.

"is this real?" is all he can type out, leaning against the kitchen counter as he waits for his coffee to brew.

three dots pull up on the app screen before disappearing and eddie pulls his lip in between his teeth to focus his energy elsewhere. he tears his eyes away from his phone and looks out the window to watch the people out for their morning walks. he's just about to the point where he thinks about maybe taking up walking if nothing else to get all the pent up energy out of him when the app dings again. as he looks back, his heart sinks to the bottom of his stomach.

it's a photo of steve that can't have been released before. he's sitting outside in bright sunshine with sunglasses on, tousled hair and grin on his face. he's holding his hand up in a thumbs up and eddie can see the remnants of cream cheese on the side of his index finger.

he sucks in a stuttering breath through his teeth, trying to force his lungs to breath again. the dots pop up on screen once more and the message that comes through is instantaneous.

"real enough for you?" it reads. and then an additional message is tacked on. "need me to hold up a newspaper with the date on it?"

there's a winky face that follows and it feels fake even though it's very real. this whole morning feels wrong, unreal. he's just eddie munson, some singer in some halfway popular band in some kind of shitty neighborhood in los angeles that just happens to have not just some pop star in his dms. this doesn't happen to him.

"why did your team tell you not to message me? does my reputation precede me?"

eddie pulls his hand up to his mouth to bite at the side of his fingernail, watching the screen with rapt attention and waiting for the typing dots to disappear.

"according to this account your name is steve harrington and yes, i'd say his reputation does precede him."

eddie barks out a laugh, not exactly expecting that.

he didn't know what he was expecting out of any of this. he thought that it might help get the corroded coffin name out more if he got tangled up somehow with the steve harrington name. spark a little bit of drama to boost their visibility. but now here he is, talking to the man himself, cracking jokes and trying not to hyperventilate.

"how were you able to get this name so fast anyway? my team was on it right when the app dropped last night."

"i had the power of bandmates and weed on my side," he types back, side of his mouth quirking up into a smile.

"oh so you're a musician? maybe i should be looking into your reputation then, mystery person."

eddie pauses and thinks about every option. he is semi-known in the metal scene, his outlandish stunts on stage and political speeches at shows that garner them becoming an almost brand for him. if he tells steve who he is, would he know? care? run away from the scary guy who may or may not use stage blood in every music video?

but the thing is, he's not a scary guy and he never has been. he might be a little intimidating and he guesses that's the armor he puts on everyday after being bullied in school but it's not an accurate showing of who he is. eddie is sweet, funny, kind of smart in that has random fun facts about dungeons and dragons kind of way.

and he wants the steve harrington to know that guy.

eddie flips over at his middle so his head is nearly touching the floor and ruffles his hair, giving it volume and calming down the frizz that comes from sleep. he shakes it out of his face once he's upright and grabs his garfield coffee mug if only to have something to do with his hands. grabbing his phone off the counter, he opens the camera option in their message thread and snaps a quick picture of himself grinning, mug next to his face with a matching cat-like smirk. he nervously presses send before he can even think about all the flaws with it.

"eddie munson at your service," is what he types out with a saluting emoji and a muttered prayer to whoever would listen to him that things don't end horribly.

it's not like he's expecting to sweep steve off his feet. he knows that steve has picture perfect partners, he sees enough internet news to know that gruff and dark isn't the kind of guy he normally goes for. but he looks back at the photo he sent and hopes that steve sees the kindness in his eyes, the scruff on his jawline that makes it look just the smallest bit chiseled, the whimsy and life that he embodies that comes from a tacky coffee cup.

there isn't an automatic answer and it makes whatever hope eddie has floating around his system falter. ''at this point you've probably searched me and i can reassure you, i'm not actually a vampire like google seems to think i am."

"holy shit."

it's short, two words followed by typing dots that disappear, reappear, disappear once more before reappearing for the last time.

"would you believe me if i told you that i am huge fan??"

choking on coffee hurts, eddie finds out. he coughs as the hot liquid goes down the wrong pipe and concentrates on the messages once he gets his bearings back. steve, the steve harrington, a fan of his? it's a prank, it has to be, there is no way that steve harrington-

"one of my exes took me to your show at the bowl and it quite possibly changed my life. you gave that speech about the pipeline before the encore and i went home and bought every single one of your albums that same night."

he's dead. the papers will read 'eddie munson found dead in his home in a ratty metallica shirt holding onto a garfield coffee mug and cellphone open to a chat where steve harrington tells him he's a fan of his work'. it's the only way that this is possibly happening. he's died and gone to whatever fucked up version of heaven has him still living in his shitty la apartment.

"are you fucking kidding me?" is what he types back, slamming his coffee mug onto the counter to have access to both hands. "you've heard my stuff?"

and then it happens, like out of a shitty teenage rom-com, his phone is lighting up with an in-app call from steve harrington. the steve harrington. careful not to drop his phone in his hurried movements, he presses accept faster than he thinks his fingers have every worked.

"hello?" he questions into the phone and there's no hello back, just steve apparently freaking out as much as he is.

"i hope this is okay," he says and god, does his voice sound wonderful over the phone like this. "but it's faster and i have too many things to say that typing it all out would be stupid."

eddie grins and his feet tap against the ground like an excited kid. "it's fine, i uhm... i get it. god, this is weird."

steve hums in agreement before laughing. and oh, that laugh. it has eddie floating up to cloud nine, heart thumping painfully in his chest, butterflies beating their wings wildly in his stomach.

"yeah, it's definitely not how i expected this morning to go. talking to eddie munson, wow."

"sure," eddie snorts, "you talk to celebrities all the time, i'm sure this is small fish for you."

he hears steve laugh again, soft and gentle, like it's meant just for eddie. "i might talk to celebrities all the times but not ones that i have posters on my wall of like a pre-teen. i'm properly geeking out right now."

eddie short circuits. that's the only way to explain the way his body shuts down as he slumps into an armchair in the living room.

"you, steve harrington, have posters of me on your bedroom wall?" eddie's mouth feels dry as he talks and regrets making coffee at all because he's wide awake now and feels jittery.

"well okay, to be fair, it's of the whole band and it's in my studio but you are shirtless so i contemplated putting it in my bedroom." something shifts on the other end of the line and it sounds like steve sitting down. there's birds chirping in the background and eddie closes his eyes to picture himself sitting with steve on a patio instead of in his dingy apartment.

"you're gonna give me big head, pretty boy." the pet name slips out before he can stop it and the pitch of his voice lowering is out of his control. eddie can't be held responsible for his actions at 8am especially when he's flirting over the phone with his celebrity crush.

"pretty boy, hmm?" steve murmurs back. "so does that mean you have posters of me too?"

the timbre of his voice shoots from eddie's ears all the way down to his toes, lighting his veins on fire as it travels down his body. the hopeful part of his brain supplies an image of steve smirking, relaxing in a pool chair outside of what must be a mansion, phone in one hand and cup of coffee in the other. it could be domestic, if eddie thinks about it hard enough. if he wants it enough.

and god, does he want that. domestic bliss with steve harrington.

"well i wouldn't exactly call picturing you in my dreams every night posters, but it's close enough i guess."

it's gutsy, it's brash, it's too forward for a tuesday morning but steve started it. he hears a shaky exhale on the other end of the line and lets out a chuckle. it feels like they're playing chess and there's no clear cut winner quite yet but if the match ends in a tie, eddie can't exactly say he'd be upset about it.

"i tell you what," steve says in an almost airy voice. "in exchange for giving me my user name, i'll give you my number and you can use it to see me in something other than your dreams tonight."

"...are you bribing me, harrington?"

"is it working?"

eddie takes in a deep breath and thinks about what possible plans he could have with the username 'steveharrington' that would amount to something better than taking the man himself out on a date with his phone number saved as a contact in his phone. he'd put a heart next to it and everything.

"of course it is."

the call drops away and it's quick enough for eddie to think everything that happened in the last 30 minutes could have been a fever dream but then there's three dots on the message thread and his hopeful heart starts to kick back into gear.

"213-555-5469. let me know when you've given up that username and i'll let you know when to pick me up. it's a win-win all around. turns out we each get to go a date with our celebrity crushes, how lucky is that?"

it's signed with a kissing face emoji and eddie's glad that he's sitting down when the last picture steve sends comes through. he's grinning in a way eddie's never seen before, blush high on his cheeks, sweaty shoulders and collarbones and pecs glinting in the early morning sun, and eddie thinks it's probably too early to be in love with someone but he's well on his way.

he texts the number he's sent without hesitation and without shaking hands this time. he signs the message with a black heart like it's a signature of it's own.

"lucky indeed."

#wow this got SO much longer than intended why does this always happen why can i not just shut up #anyway i've been trying to figure out how to write this for a week so enjoy #steddie #steddie drabble #steddie fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #my writing #steddie headcanon #popstar steve harrington #rockstar eddie munson #modern au

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode seven :: OBSESSED.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔y/n’s fans are obsessed with heartbreak syndrome, and so is the entire grid. the entire grid.

fc – wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕i misspelled ‘hear’ for ‘heart’ in a tweet, sad music, shady behaviour, short one :( none.

y/n

♡ liked by theweeknd, lewishamilton and 10,482,583 others.

y/n beyond grateful 🥹🤍 truly can’t begin to express how thankful i am for you guys, thank u thank u thank u from the bottom of my heart for the support that you’ve shown for the album 🫂💐 it means a lot more than u will genuinely ever know and i’m so happy i get to celebrate highs this high with u !! once again, thank u for letting me share this part of my life with you and thank u for enjoying the sad bullshit i sang abt 💌 i love you. forever. this is ours. grateful for u, always my loves ⭐️🫧❣️

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☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

y/n: screaming vomiting crying rolling on the floor sliding against the walls scraping my knees snot bubbles in my nose literally can’t breathe

princess george: …

princess george: should i even ask 😐

chili!: j button called her a cutie and said he loved her album

chal eclair: she’s been freaking out abt it for the past half hour

my baby lando: shit i’d freak out too

alabono: bae he’s just a man ???

honey badger: ^^^^

y/n: NO HE’S NOT 😡

y/n: HE’S JENSON BUTTON 😩🤭

PIERRE GASLYYYY: she didn’t react like this when i told her i like her album 🤨

girlfriend kika: tbf ur not jenson button

babygirl alex: okay but she’s so real for that

chal eclair: ¿¿¿¿

chal eclair: since when-

chal eclair: okay.

yukino: i didn’t know y/n had a crush on jenson until her fans exposed her 😭

honey badger: LMFAO

honey badger: I WAS CACKLING I KNEW SHE WANTED TO DIE

y/n: wooOOOW

y/n: let’s laugh at y/n’s pain huh

wifey lily: well he called you cute

y/n: yeah 😍

angel carmen: all of you shut up

angel carmen: y/n.

y/n: yes ma’am 🫡

angel carmen: heartbreak syndrome tour when.

y/n: heheheheheheh

alabono: !!!!?!?!?!?????!?!!

chili!: HEHEHE????

babygirl alex: MISS GIRL.

girlfriend kika: don’t play w me rn

girlfriend kika: i’m already over sensitive from overplaying the heart wants what it wants

my baby lando: so so so real

y/n: something else is coming before tour 🤭

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princess george: immediately

yukino: Y/N??????

my baby lando: MUM SAY SOMETHING

chili!: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD

chal eclair: YOU CANT JUST DROP THAT INFORMATION AND DIP

wifey lily: PICK UP THE PHONE Y/NNNNN

chal eclair: LMFAO

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my baby lando: LMFAOOOOO

princess george: 💀💀💀

alabono: cRYING

angel carmen: wait u traitors

angel carmen: you guys are together???

my baby lando: now wait fr.

chal eclair: uhm.

PIERRE GASLYYYY: charles answer the question 😁🔪

chal eclair: bye my pasta is burning

honey badger: cUNT COME BACK HERE

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