#like the buffoon she is

[starstaiined]

trick or treat! mari yellowjackets pairing (jackiemari if you want specific but i don’t really mind) maybe? 👀

WRITER TRICK-OR-TREAT !!

DELETED SCENE // group interview, band au

It takes a few minutes for the room to settle back into anything resembling silence as Natalie struggles to keep the hula-hoop going. (She, so valiantly, refrains from flipping them off as they continue to giggle.) Mari can't help but eye the fishbowl of paper slips suspiciously. "Do I like, have to, or is passing an option?" The resulting jeers tell her all she needs to know; there's no getting out of this. With a sigh, she reaches forward and plucks the first white strip from the truth bowl.

WHO WAS YOUR BIGGEST HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

The blood rushes to her face. Oh, God. Talk about a shitty card to pull. "On second thought, I think I'm feeling a little more da-"

"Hey hey whoa whoa, you're got to answer the question, Flores!" Lottie darts forward to grab it from her hands, and Mari shifts to avoid her. Unfortunately, it's directly into Jackie, who plucks the paper from Mari's grasp.

"Who was your biggest high school crush? Oh, I know this one!" Jackie wiggles her eyebrows, lips curled into a mischievous grin as she feigns swooning and falls into Mari's lap. "Danny Mears! Oh, you were so down bad for him, MarMar. Which, just saying, you dodged a huge bullet. Heard he's like, dating his cousin or some shit."

"It's his second cousin. So it's like, technically legal." Mari manages to string together, in an attempt to soften the blow.

Tai snorts. "Wow, what a distinction. Still technically a total loser."

"Okay, he wasn't that bad—" Mari defends, but Jackie's laughter cuts her off.

"Oh God, remember his hair??"

Nat joins in from the sidelines, hula hoop clattering to the ground. "How could any of us forget??"

"Guys, give Mari a break!" Mari feels a modicum of relief as Lottie interjects, before breaking into a fanged smile. "She's never had the best taste. I mean remember—"

"He wasn't my crush." Mari blurts it out, before freezing.

"He wasn't?" Lottie echoes. She looks genuinely perplexed. The band as a whole does.

"Okay then, who was?"

"You can't say that and not elaborate."

Mari looks down, her face several shades of red. She mumbles her answer. "Jackie."

The hula hoop clatters to the ground as Nat gapes, Lottie and Tai mirroring the shell shocked expression. "You had a crush on me?" Jackie asks after a minute.

"I mean, yea, how could I not?" Mari laughs, awkward, as she rubs the back of her neck. "It was the first day of soccer try outs. You guys were helping Coach run everything and you partnered with me. You were like, like this superstar. And you told me I was really good. And after, my mom was running like really late. You could've left. I mean you must've had better things to do than sit with a stupid little freshman. But you sat down next to me and waited. I mean, you even gave me your fruit by the foot."

"They're your favorite." Jackie's expression softens, but stays unreadable.

Mari's shoulders lift into a shrug. "They weren't before that." The silence hangs for a few beats too long, feels a little too palpable, and Mari shoves the bowl at the Jackie. "Okay, I answered. Now pick up the pace. Nat's stuck losing a battle to an inanimate object until it circles back to her turn."

At the mention of Natalie's plight, Jackie's attention shifts. "Right, right. Besides, there's no use dwelling on things past."

Right. Things passed. Mari laughs, ignoring the ache in her chest as Jackie shoves her shoulder. So totally passed.

#lovestrucklovesickslut #BAND AU MY BELOVED #i know in my heart mari had the biggest crush on jackie #n jackie was completely and utterly oblivious #like the buffoon she is #yellowjackets #mari yellowjackets #jackie taylor #jackiemari #band au

[willowser]

WILLOWWWW i love love love your dad!bakugou stuff 😫 like omg i just can't get enough of it. also i'm not sure if you've ever done anything like this before so sorry if you have, but imagine bakugou taking his little girl to the zoo for the first time 🥺 and she's just so excited over all the animals!!

omg how cute 🥺 girl dad bakugou has a little home built right in my heart and in my head, i love it so much, i think about them constantly !! 🥺 but !! that's actually so interesting 🥺

because — i can't imagine that bakugou cares any specific way about going to the zoo; like sure, he guesses that he'll go ?? if that's what you wanna do ?? not something he would propose on his own but it's like !! 🥺 getting to witness his daughter in that environment, for the first time 🥺 not something he really thought about, but the pure joy on her face when she's seeing giraffes and elephants and all the animals that are in her little story, learn-to-read books 🥺 and the aquarium where she gets to see all the fish 🥺 and she's just so enamored by how close she can get to see them !! 🥺 how fun !! 🥺

or she wants a soft stuffed monkey that she carries with her everywhere, or some a little headband that looks like fox ears 🥺 gets a lion cookie 🥺 HOW CUTE like this isn't something he thought about doing, but he gets there and so quickly realizes, like, this is new to her ??? this is incredible and amazing and something she's never experienced in her little life, and how lucky he is to get to experience it with her THAT'S WHAT BEING A DAD IS WAAAHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🩷✨️

#cw children #this is so cute 🥺 #at first he's like ??? okay i guess isn’t she kind of young to care about the zoo ?? #but then yall get there and she's so excited and holding his hand and he just 🥺 quietly watches her the whole time 🥺 #HE THINKS HE'S A BUFFOON 🥺🥺 OFC IT'S ABOUT THE MAKING THE MEMORY WITH HER WAAAHHH #this actually warms my heart so much how sweet #and he's so annoying and shy but he's holding her and murmuring in her ear like 'and what sound does a lion make ?' #and then she does a RAWWRR and swipes her hand through the air like little claws and SHE JUST LOOKS SO CUTE AKFBRJAKAK #okay goodbye i need to cry face down on the floor for a sec #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[autumnalmess]

Guys I forgot I had Tumblr AGAIN.

Anyway, Cosette is incredibly socially awkward, send post

#COME ON GUYS #miss girl was neglected and abused then raised in a convent by a guy with no idea how to parent because hes been in prison for the past 19y #when a guy showed up she had no idea what to do about it and based every encounter she has with him on fairytales #stop making her like incredible in conversation #if anything her and marius should be EQUALLY buffoons #les mis #cosette #headcannon #victor hugo

[darkfire359]

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd #Mazikeen has that gifset that mirrors the ‘there he is’ scene so perfectly #Pearl has ‘It’s over isn’t it’ #I feel like people won’t know Drummer and Ashford but they are both so Izzy in different ways #unrequited gay crush on someone dating the protagonist who is a buffoon #vs grizzled old guy who is an antagonist but very honorable and totally reasonable the whole time #and they both have been pirates and first mates! #Drummer’s also got that ridiculous loyalty and the angry yelling #anyway Sevika’s the loyal henchmen who loses a limb and has to deal with her boss’s much sillier interest in another character #Izzy made me like her so much more than I first did #I have not seen Birds of Prey but Victor is a masochistic gay little henchman and that seems perfect tbh? #no idea who Pash is; please tell me #Tinkerbell and Jon were also recommended for this poll and IDK the parallel but it’s funny #I also want to add an honorable mention for ‘loyal henchmen with an unrequited gay crush’ Scorpia from She-Ra #But my beloved Scorpia is way too nice and unbeat to win here

[dylanconrique]

oh i hope we get a super soft “i don’t wanna be mad at you” chenford hug and tim wipes away a single tear from lucy’s cheek.

#*and this is icarly! #you know these two lovesick buffoons are gonna end up missing each other and feeling so stupid for fighting #bonus points too if tim proclaims to her 'no ones gone out of their way for me before. i'm not used to it' #cause correct me if i'm wrong but aren't they going to be arguing over how tim got into metro???? #we all know why she did it she hated seeing tim so miserable and wanted him to be happy #but i'll bet you my life savings that that just doesn't compute in his head at all #rachel probably did things for him but they weren't together that long and i don't feel like they even saw each other that often tbh #and ashley was so controlling over him jeez #sorry i'm done jfc #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

[avalost]

Thinking a lot about how Calissa is deeply, secretly, absolutely terrified of Tristian.

It sits deep in her psyche. She doesn't know it. But it colors her interactions with him.

But she's not afraid of him in the usual way folk are afraid of him. She isn't afraid of his goodness, his holiness, his purity. He doesn't make her feel small in comparison.

No. She's afraid that he'll make her stray from her faith.

Because she was raised in the church of Iomedae, and her view is short-sighted and skewed. She believes that to honor her goddess, she has to honor the letter of the law. That's how you fight evil, how you ensure everyone is treated fairly, how you uphold justice.

To her, law is a kind of scripture.

She has a blind spot when it comes to laws that are unfair by their nature. Tristian shines a light on that blind spot, and it terrifies her. He preaches Sarenrae's tenets of compassion, forgiveness, patience. He asks her questions like "What about when you have to break the law to do the right thing?" To him, this is easy. To her, it's absolutely incomprehensible.

So she's a little abrasive. Not a lot - she's still attracted to him, after all. But sometimes she teases him about his goddess. If he asks those incomprehensible questions, she goes cold, hiding behind the mantle of the inquisitor. It scares him, when she does that, because he's reaching out with his goddess' holiest teachings and Calissa's rebuking him like he's done something offensive and wrong. She sees how it punches him in the gut when she does that, and she feels victorious. But also guilty.

But even when Calissa does that, Tristian keeps coming back. He keeps asking those same questions. With patience and kindness.

And over time, it starts to break away pieces of that shell inside her. When they defeat Hargulka and he lies beaten and asks for mercy, Calissa knows that he broke the laws of her barony and must be put to the sword. But Tristian speaks up behind her. "He deserves a second chance. Everyone does." And suddenly she's telling the troll to leave and never come back. Tristian says she improves every life she touches. Quietly, she melts.

That night, she prays to Iomedae. She asks if she's straying. She asks for forgiveness. Her goddess sends her no signs of her favor, so Calissa gets despondent.

She fails to notice that Iomedae doesn't send any signs of her wrath, either.

She falls asleep on her watch before she can wake Tristian for his turn.

#extremely normal thoughts over here #inquisitor calissa #the light of the sun #yes we have a ship tag now #she's actively WRONG about her faith I CAN'T #i'm leaving out the small matter of how tristian keeps coming back to her because SHE REMINDS HIM OF SARENRAE AAAA #i know nothing of the story so if i'm getting the characterization wrong i'm gonna feel like a big ol buffoon #pathfinder kingmaker #pfkm #tristian #ana writes things

[bookwyrminspiration]

#the insignia trilogy #vibrating with excitement yes ha ha ha yes that’s my favorite character #also. he likes wyatt #like the predictable buffoon he is #<- i knew as soon as I started reading about her that she was exactly his kind of character #anyway

[krbkss]

mr compress would entertain eri by being very dramatic and theatrical about everything chisaki is doing to make fun of him a little bit and by showing her magic tricks and teaching her the simple ones 🥹

#uncle compress my beloved #he’d be like “ohhh kai has made you a delicious sandwich! but - hold on. what’s this abomination i see before me??? the chef tragically #forgot to remove the crust from the bread!!! that is simply unacceptable. i cannot tolerate this situation a minute longer. would you want #me to fire this buffoon miss? or perhaps… he could still take a trip to the kitchen and fix this? #” i got carried away sorry i’m done ok #he would always take his mask and balaclava off when he’s with her if she finds them scary #they have so much fun together to the point eri is always asking when is atsuhiro gonna visit again because she perfected the latest magic #trick he taught her #he would also read her robin hood and he’d be so happy when she says she likes him and the story #overpress #deercrow #chisaki x sako #atsuhiro x chisaki #mr compress x overhaul #overhaul x mr compress #my post

[bcneheaded]

thinking about my tiefling cleric of kelemvor uuuhh tempest domain tav...... thinking about how he secretly thinks its a little funny that his god is kelemvor and his Thing is Electricity. If frankenstein exists in faerun..... he's absolutely read that as a child and was like.... c o o l... but reverse frankenstein.... thinking about my lolth sworn drow tav and how he is technically evil, but not a monster. he's deeply devout to lolth in maybe a like... simultaneously deeper yet Calmer(tm) way than most, and how before he finds out about The Truth (AHEM..) he instantly hates Minthara and thinks of her as a traitor for essentially being a heretic and betraying Lolth (but then feeling a little bad about it later when AHEM AHEM yknow. truths. if only because he's an absolute dummy and despite being evil Lite he also found her very pretty and ambitious and dominant jufydFGD)

also thinking about my half-orc draconic bloodline sorcerer, Roselyn, raised in baldurs gate in a very healthy happy family but ended up very self-conscious and sweet and sincere despite being Very Large and Scary and Strong. thinking about how shes very pretty and soft hearted and stuff but people see a half orc and. Stare. yk. and growing up, she ended up very self conscious about the scales on her face and used to try to cover them up <:' ) ended up anxious because of her magic. the whole ''learn to wield it or literally die'' thing iujghdgdf THINKING about how the big ol amazonian ass woman will literally melt into a puddle if you call her Rosie or compliment her bc she doesnt know how to take it, so she just ends up giggling and blushing like an idiot and then gets internally frustrated with herself jusdhfjdgfdGD 'GODS ROSIE you're sO EASY UGH' yk ykyk gfdgfdhd

thinking foREVER about my dragonborn durge bard, Fel (happy accident, that name).... because...... good route.... lots of praise and ''proud of you'''s. no spoilers jgjfgjfg but my favourite playthru handsdown.... oog

#( ooc ) #( tbd ) #my ass out here hyperfixating........ HAS been for months oojgfjjdjg if ive been scarce ... u know why... #thinking about a LOT of things but mainly these couple of dummies <3 #there are so many tavs I've made jfc.... just Because............because i like seeing how things go w diff characters <:[ #emory have you beaten the game yet? ....... no ......... #dont look at me. im ascared to : ( #bc then its done and stuff juhydjdsjf #''but u can just make another character'' its not the saME #anyway im fhsyhudjs i am thinking about these goobers (all of them... no i wont admit how many there are) #thinking about rosie the sweetheart #how she pats ALL of the animals and gets SO CONFUSED and flustered when ANYONE flirts with her #because she doesn't think she's desirable at all!! #self esteem is shot #thinking about how deeply she values the connections she forms with these weirdos and how she'd die for them ten times over if it meant #she could protect them all from harm #thniikkinngggg about Jio the drow and how he's an absolute idiot buffoon who's selfish as hell but #thinking about how he finds out about cazador and he #loses his god damned mind when he gets closer to astarion #he does help him ascend unfortunately bc hes Like That but yk. lolth drow ..... so. #thinkin about Tav (i didnt actually name him :( ) and how he goes out of his way to help. Everyone. every single person he possibly can #if it isn't like.... utterly ridiculous and unfeasible #thinking about how he decimates all undead and how he spares Astarion though for some reason #maybe bc he's grown to know him deeper and can See the goodness in him deep in there #and he wants to help bring that out of him... in his non pushy way #but then you get the mummy lord or something and hes like HELL naw #you were meant to be dead a LONG time ago-- #but will not be cruel in his actions. just and wise and shit.. abhors necromancy but will allow certain things here and there bc.... times #are hard right now. everything he believed in and believes in is thrown all topsy turvy and he has to really Think about so many things now #bc of the absolute and tryina survive n shit etcetc

[cantsaythetword]

Also I got a recommended post on insta about how to give back massages and it gave off SERIOUS tword vibes like omg it got to me worse than any gif or video I've seen in ages

#he speaks #but also now i really really want lower back twords #or even kind of soft like squidgey stomach tickles??? #you know the kind that are technically rough twords but feel kind of soft cause they only push juuust enough to be unbearably twordy?? #those ones #kind of got them tonight from my gf and my friend #which was v fun #CAME VERY CLOSE TO BEING EXPOSED (at least in my head it probably means nothing) #but my friend tworded my gf more than me (🥲) cause she was already twording me a lot #and when she asked why he was like “cause *crow* isnt fighting back he needs help!” #and on one hand im like AHDKHAKDHAKF SHUT UP I CAN FIGHT BACK IF I WANT #and on the other im like SHUT UP THERES A REASON IM NOT FIGHTING BACK YOU BUFFOON

[rainbowshrimps]

let’s get one thing clear, i will always, always be on aang’s side…except when it comes to the ember island plot. like i cannot defend that one at all.

#the fact that they had aang plant one on katara even after she expressed discomfort? major ick #it’s the way he never even apologized for it #which everytime i think about it i just go ???? #like hey!! bryke you buffoons #having katara initiate the kiss in the finale doesn’t mean shit if you refuse to acknowledge that aang was way out of line #in the ember island ep #like aang bby i can’t defend your characterization here #i’m so sorry #this isn’t quite anti kataang because i don’t mind them i just hate how they were handled in canon #atla

[thedeadthree]

💍 + Valaenya x Aurane 👀

CAYMAN !!!!!! hi hi dear i hope your doing well! you dear you! those are my BABIES

for enya this loveliest tri-gemstone amethyst ring ! 🔮💜 in equal parts hold meaning to honor her great grandmother iovanna and her house (and the one she is sworn to!), and to her dragon the ethereal starspire ! the metal of the ring would be crafted with valyrian steel for house targaryen ! her other house! the ring was the treasured possession of laenaera velaryon, a anniversary gift from her husband baelor.

the late m*onford v*elaryon before his tragic passing at the battle of the blackwater was to be her betrothed, and had intended it to be hers for their betrothal. i tweaked a few things in her backstory and they actually met when oberyn faced the mountain in the trial by combat for tyrion! before he made himself at home in the stepstones aurane popped by driftmark and in case their paths were to cross again that he would return it to her to honor monfords memory. at the time, he wouldn’t think of the prospect of marriage ! just didn’t think it was for him! oh how wrong he was ! 🥀🔮

and for aurane i was thinking he would be a HUUGE fan of stacked rings? pirate boy and dragon girl on full display and he is darn tootin PROUD OF IT (and i mean hes so right for that!) marrying ENYA? he’s so right for that!) though i think the gemstone would have more of a turquoise hue to honor house velaryon and the sea 🌊✨ and the dragon for enya and his marriage into the house of the dragon <3

#🦉: cayman #nightbloodraelle #oc: valaenya targaryen #x: valaenya x aurane #x: auraenya #SO HE SAYS IT WAS TO HONOR HIS HALF BROTHER ✨🤡 buffoon of my heart YOU WERE IN LOVE FROM THAT MONENT ON !!!!!! i love them so much ! #reading the a*soiaf books and that they would meet then WAS AN EPIPHANY it hit me like a truck! #they do meet again in the w*inds of w*inter though ! & the scene of her holding dark sister to his throat while flirting is VERRY there hehe #though now there’s a bit of history ! she’s like oh you again ✨😏 and he’s like hehe 🥴🌊✨💍 thats my wife! #AGAIN TY TY FOR THE ASK DEAR YOU ARE A TREASURE ✨🌿😭 #leg.asks #leg.ocs #leg.txt #at the trial enya and aurane: the apple of each others eyes #and bestie c*ersei looking on like: ✨😠 THATS MY MAN #my dear i adore u but! enya! i mean ITS ENYA CAN YOU BLAME HIM #i don’t blame enya either for going for him like HES SO ✨😵‍💫🥀😌 #i love them i adore them they mean the world to me they do !

[dylanconrique]

need an excuse for angela to tease tim and say “timothy! you’re blushing!”

#*and this is icarly! #the rookie #s5 wishlist #angela lopez #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #like maybe she finds out about them somehow and confronts him about it #very directly too like 'are you and lucy dating?' #and this dumb lovesick buffoon gives himself away when his cheeks turn red at the straightforward insinuation #any reason for her to use his full name again lol

[spaceboyfrnk]

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#i saw a post about how gc2b's quality isnt as good as it used to be #and i was really disappointed bc i was thinking of possibly getting a binder from them #aND FOR SOME GOD FORSAKEN REASON I DECIDED TO VOICE THIS TO MY SISTER #LIKE A FUCKIN IDIOT #A WHOLE DUMBASS #A BUFFOON #A KNUCKLEHEAD MCSPAZATRON #hopefully she didnt say it was weird that i was looking into one #and she was chill about it #BHT STILL ON GOD IM SUCH AN IDIOT #A PENDEJA I TELL YOU #personal #shut up devon

[rczc]

going to office hours for the first time… hope i don’t shart

#IM SO NERVOUS #but like i need to go and build connections with my profs #and this one’s really cool! she’s teaching my global health course and was talking about something i has just done my assignment on #topic of conversation: ✅ #now to actually be coherent and not some mumbling BUFFOON

[hopeeternal]

This coming from the C- list film industry worker who draped herself head to toe in merch of the A+ list musician in hopes of earning money from a back end deal by using his fans to buy her film tickets

#harry #holivia #olivia #stunt #is she that tone deaf or does she just not care that she looks like a buffoon