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fatuismooches · 7 months

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omg omg omg i’m brainrotting so hard abt arlecchino rn im so sorry if you’ve already been sent smtg similar but hear me out: childhood friends to lovers w the one and only knave <33

growing up w her in the house of the hearth, ur the only person she has a soft spot for <33 even when she began ascending the ranks of the fatui u know she’d always come back to you <33 i’m entering delulu land but im LICHERALLY going crazy over the idea that the reason arlie killed the previous knave was because they threatened you and she was not having that dgjskdjdjd im scratching clawing at the walls of my enclosure

BONUS: whenever u show up to fontaine’s hearth all the kids get very very excited bcos they’re going to be able to break SO many rules and arlie will mostly let it slide since she’s just so damn weak for you <33 all u hv to do is bat ur pretty lashes a little and she’s folding like a wet paper towel (“another story surely won’t hurt the children 🥺🥺 please?” “………fine”) one of the kids accidentally called you ‘mother’ once in front of her and her brain did a hard system reset for like 5 entire minutes LMFAO lyney is SO tempted to set up his idiot pining father with a special in-house magic show but lynette is a 100% sure arlecchino would straight up murder him if he tried (though she does agree with her brother in that father should just confess to you, because there’s no way you would ever say anything other than i love you too)

AHHMAKAONDW DW ANON I TOO AM BRAINROTTING HARD ABOUT ARLECCHINO AND I ADORE THIS HAHAHA CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS ONE OF MY FAV TROPES EVER 🤭 ooohhhh im words i cant describe rn…

Going to the House of Hearth and seeing shes always the quiet, solitary, speak to no one kid and your interest is piqued right away!! Yeah she ignores you for a while but you keep following after her so earnestly! On the missions, during playtime, during mealtime when she leaves to eat somewhere by herself but somehow you find her anyway… how can she not start to warm up to you? :( slowly but surely that cold mask of hers starts to melt just a tiny bit… you two are inseparable at that point, she refuses to work with anyone else <3 Arlie is… s-s-soft for you 🥺

AND UGHHHH her not forgetting about you even when she’s a higher-up, and a Harbinger 🤭 everyday, when she’s learning to adjust to her new duties, learning to deal with more incompetent people by the day… Arlie can just come back and rest her head on your shoulder and relax ❤️ (lmao regardless if it’s the former Knave or a random person they will be GONE hehe 😈😈)

AHHHH ANON THE BONUS IS MAKING ME GO CRAZYYY AJAIAIBDW I WOULD ADOPT THOSE BABIES IN A HEARTBEAT, THEY LITERALLY GET SO EXCITED BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS WHEN THEY HEAR THAT YOURE COMING!!! Help I would so be the parent who lets them break rules (within reason of course)!!! We can stay up past your bedtime!! Pillow fights and spooky stories and everything!! We can bake cookies together and playfully fight!! There are so much possibilities omg and Arlie is just like 🧍‍♀️yea there’s no way she would let this happen usually but,, sigh, the kids are literally beaming in happiness and crowding you and you’re laughing and smiling and looking so soft,, so fine, she’ll let it slide. But don’t expect her to join! (She’ll pop up around dinner time ❤️) (you *may* get her to join you for that one last story time, but it’s a very big *maybe*)

THE CHILDREN CALLING YOU MOTHER AHIAIVFW YESSS YESSS like bro you just give off motherly and parental energy to them, you are the parent they never had :( I always hc Arlie’s partner as being hella overprotective of their kids, like they are NOT getting hurt on your watch!! Making them separate meals if the regular food isn’t to their fancy, making sure their clothes don’t have holes in them, tucking them into bed and all :( Please the child would act as if they just said something normal and you’re just smiling really hard and blushing a lil bit and Arlecchino is just like 😐 outwardly but inside her heart is racing a bit ANISJAIAI. Like it just clicks for her that you’re really so wonderful… omfg she loves you so much.

And omg omg I would sooo love to be around baby Lyney, Lynette, and Freminet, they deserve the whole WORLD… you would clap and be surprised when they come home and show you all the new tricks they learned… you’d be their willing member from the audience to join them!! And Freminet, he’s a shy baby so you would just read him stories and help him with the big words :( you’d help him find more mechanical stuff to play around with and fix! And although Arlie doesn’t like when kids cry… the kids love you because they can cry into your arms and you won’t tell a soul 🥺

HAHAHA LYNEY BEING HIS FATHER’S WINGMAN 😭😭 he would so do it but Lynette reminds him every time that his life would be FORFEIT if he ever tried doing such a thing! Lyney is still thinking about it though 🤔, even the younger kids have caught onto Father’s pining for you! Like bro… Arlie, it is so freaking obvious how much you two like each other just kiss already smh (the kids have bets on who will confess first 🤭)

#smooches talks #arlecchino love notes <3 #im literally shaking in excitement to see arlie in the archon quest😭#i havent been this hyped in a while and this made my brainrot. SO MUCH MORE WDBEWBD

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buneok · 7 months

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For Wren!! (Some of these can apply to AU Wren, too, if you like! 💖)

(🐓) do they have a favorite farm animal? (🌶️) how do they feel about becoming a farmer? (👔) what do they think about morris? (🤢) how do they react when they're given one of their hated gifts? what do they do with it? (🥛) what's their reaction to drinking the iridium milk? (😐) anyone they tend to avoid, but are generally still nice to? (🗣️) who do they socialize with the most during festivals? (💚) has your farmer had any other relationships before they got together with their partner?

I'm using my PC while asking this, so I'm copying and pasting it for you to answer it easily, haha 🙏🏻 Also, because I have bad memories of which emoji is which 😭 Sorry for asking too much, but they're all so interesting, I would ask all!! 😂😅😅

MY GWORL WREN <3 i mainly wrote about her main version but some of these can be applied to au wren too, others obviously not

(🐓) do they have a favorite farm animal?

wren loves all her farm animals but she can't lie about not being biased towards her ducks ‼️ she loves them they have so much personality especially her familiar

(🌶️) how do they feel about becoming a farmer?

i answered this one for main story wren so i'll talk abt au wren 😩

she is EXCITED. she knows nothing about farming but she's mainly just excited to be living on her own now. she's in her 20s and has lived with her mother all her life hardly ever out of her sight so she's finally getting some independence

(👔) what do they think about morris?

wren...DOES NOT LIKE MORRIS...at first. she's bitter because she was fired from McJoja and kinda takes it out on poor morris. she eventually realizes that he has nothing to do with her being fired so she lightens up on him. he's becomes like her uncle.

(🤢) how do they react when they're given one of their hated gifts? what do they do with it?

another one i answered for main wren hehe so au wren is back

she's a lot nicer about it than main wren LMAOAO she just smiles and is like "...thanks...i love it...so much..." but she's not good at hiding her true emotions so it's very awkward and forced. she gives the item to someone else or uses magic on it LMAOO

(🥛) what's their reaction to drinking the iridium milk?

YUCKKKKK. EW. she doesn't even like regular milk by itself now she has to drink iridium snake milk ⁉️ she just stares at mr. qi for a good 2 minutes and holds her nose as she drinks it. she probably passes out later from disgust

(😐) anyone they tend to avoid, but are generally still nice to?

wren usually avoids olivia because she gets the feeling that olivia doesn't like her 👁️ she's like "...y'know she used to work at joja too so maybe she knows about the whole situation that happened when i got fired ‼️ or she's seen one of my...provocative ...photoshoots and thinks i'm a bad influence on victor ‼️"

(🗣️) who do they socialize with the most during festivals?

at first she usually hangs out with sebastian and friends during festivals because she's closest to him (he sells 🍃💨 to her LMAO)

as she befriends the entire town she's all over the place

(💚) has your farmer had any other relationships before they got together with their partner?

yeah but nothing too serious 🤭 just some situationships here and there. probably had a bf or gf in high school. isaac's really the first relationship she's actually cared greatly about as bad as that sounds 😭😭

au wren hasn't dated before 👁️ due to a combination of living alone with her mother, never having the time, and her mom being strict with her. she's had a lot of crushes before and reads a lot of romance books LMAOO

#farmer wren #bunanswers #wren would absolutely have done one or two sexy photoshoots as a model i'm sorry #how could she NOT

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absentmoon · 9 months

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confession hugs and love letters for yes man

ask game

HIIIIIIIIIIII gets scared. yessy .......

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

URRGHHGHGGGGH GHH ggmb Ok. i think <- visibly struggling. thinking about this makes me ill I THINK they were definitely friends first before anything:) Spades lovesss robots and found him "just fascinating!", and Yessie took a bit to fully warm up to her... but they got along!! he basically only knew Benny (gayly) before her, so it took a second for him to fully trust her. since Benny 😐 liked them though that helped speed things along.

i think.... the confession itself is so challenging. i don't think there was necessarily a "confession scene," exactlyyy. he would have nudged BennySpades to have something like that, but with himself and Spades, they just slid together naturally!! there's probably an official little thing at somee point but its more of a quiet scene than anything big :)

i think... yes man was the most different out of the three of them back then, if only internally. he's definitely much more open and honestly social now, rather than being more distrustfully friendly like he was before.

hugs — are you and f/o affectionate / open about your relationship in public?

FALLS AND DIES. mmm Spades and Yessy aren't as social as Benny (even when Yes Man gets more outgoing), but i think theyre pretty visibly affectionate! they're not the type to refer to eachother as their partner just... offhandedly? but Benny is there. So people know.

love letters — are they good at expressing how they feel? what’s their best way of letting you know they love you?

HEHE i think he's verrrrry good with words:) hes vghfrgghghg very eloquent in his own way and also knows that Spades really really likes his voice. um. so yes. hes good at expressing himself ☹️. hes less pamper-y than Benny, and tends to go with words and physical affection to express himself. sometimes he just picks Spades up bc hes a giant freaking Securitron and he can Do That

#THANKGYOU UUYRRRRGGHHGGGGH #i cant like do this. hes so #daisy.txt #moot tag #donnie #📺.yesman

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sadgrlsclbb · 9 months

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RIDDLE ME THISSSSS

Seen a tt of a man saying they men cheat on their woman, not for pussy but for peace…😐 , bc there’s so much going on w THEIR KIDS, work, and etc😬

My question is…why are you w someone who doesn’t bring you peace?? If you feel like you can’t come home from a long day and your woman and kids can’t/don’t bring you peace and or brighten up your long day…why stay?? Why search for something in the side in secret when you could just…leave??

And then have the nerve to believe she’s gonna or HAVE to stay w you. And it’s mind boggling to even IMAGINE her “going to go find peace” also. Cause now she ain’t worth a fuck and she’d used and for everybody…and nobody wants someone that’s for everybody🙄

Like idk where this thought that when it comes to being in a romantic relationship shit isn’t equal.

And what I mean by that is, if you can have multiple partners, why can’t I?? Or like, I do most of the cooking and cleaning while also having a 9-5, so why can’t you?? I take the kids out by myself all the time, why can’t you take the kids out??

Like where’s the balance?? Why do y’all love the idea of having 1 person doing w.e they want and the other just complying with their orders?? Like 1 person only doing the cooking and cleaning and the other person just works.

Idk abt yall but me and my partner(when I get one😔)…doing everything. And taking over when one of us needs a break, sick, or just tired. We’re BOTH working. We’re BOTH cooking and cleaning. We’re BOTH taking care of the pets. We’re in a partnership. We do this together. And pick up where the other slacks when need be.

#k rantss

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hoodharlow · 1 year

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Jack knew Miriam had the hugest crush on Kehlani I relate to this line, Kehlani has taken the spot as my girl crush 😭

"I'm in love with a stripper." Jack began to sing, making Miriam fold over laughing. He continued singing the chorus. "She poppin, she rollin, she rollin. She climbin that pole and I'm in love with a stripper. She trippin, she playin, she playin. I'm not goin nowhere girl, I'm stayin, I'm in love with a stripper. She poppin–" I can see his corny ass really doin this 💀

Jack: "Good, that means I can beat my meat." He said.

Also Jack: "I'm shy, Miriam." I really can’t with him 💀

"Well it's not…it's funny that…" she trailed off. She looked down at her cue card. "That's all the questions I have for now." And that Ladies and Gentlemen IS HOW U SHUT A BITCH DOWNNNN 😭

"That was so rude of you, Jack." Neelam scolded him when she caught up to him. BITCH! You ain’t got no right callin NOBODY RUDE 😐

"It was a joke!" She exclaimed. Jokes are supposed to be funny, that shit wasn’t funny. If anything THAT WAS RUDE u dum hoe 😑

"Can you not talk about Miriam like that?" Jack told Anitta. "I let a lot of shit slide but one thing you're not going to do is talk shit about my partner. Miriam hasn't done shit to you and yet you're talking down to her and treating her sexuality like it's some kink and not part of her identity. It's fucked up. I would appreciate it if you stopped and left us alone." JACKMAN STAY PUTTIN CRUSTY ASS BITCHES IN THEY PLACE!! This a real king defending his girl & shit 🤭

They had been caught going at it in the back seat of her G-Wagon. Why did my dumbass think that, this part was abt her parents getting caught having sex in HER CAR?!? 😭

All in all, just mind your business and learn to shut the fuck up when you're supposed to <3 yes I will be using this quote all 2023, shot it might even become my new bio 😭 THESE ARE WORDS SPOKEN BY A TRUE QUEEN

"This whole time I thought that was her name." He hummed, So did I my ass googled her 😭

ALSOOO I HOPE THAT FUCKIN PROFESSOR WOULD ROT IN HELL, WITH THEY NASTY ASS 🤢

Thank you for tagging me luv 😘 u know I love me some Jack & Miriam 🤭

ty for reading, reblogging and sending your thoughts, it means so to me <333

I relate to this line, Kehlani has taken the spot as my girl crush 😭 you're just like me lmao

I can see his corny ass really doin this 💀 he's so unserious lmao

I really can’t with him 💀 😭😭😭

And that Ladies and Gentlemen IS HOW U SHUT A BITCH DOWNNNN 😭 she was too stunned to speak lmaoooo

BITCH! You ain’t got no right callin NOBODY RUDE 😐 lakjsfhdjskl

Jokes are supposed to be funny, that shit wasn’t funny. If anything THAT WAS RUDE u dum hoe 😑 no bc EXACTLY, who does she think she's fooling

JACKMAN STAY PUTTIN CRUSTY ASS BITCHES IN THEY PLACE!! This a real king defending his girl & shit 🤭 as he SHOULD

Why did my dumbass think that, this part was abt her parents getting caught having sex in HER CAR?!? 😭 naurrrrr

yes I will be using this quote all 2023, shot it might even become my new bio 😭 THESE ARE WORDS SPOKEN BY A TRUE QUEEN como dice ari, yuh

So did I my ass googled her, i found last night when i was googling her bc i was making sure she was queer lol

#awhoere4more 😌😌😌#jack and miriam thoughts

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acaiasahi · 1 year

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WOOHOOO I FINISHED MY EXAMS !!!!!

other than that, i just found out that ppl were making more rumours abt me and this senior i went to camp w 😭 nah cuz why is there so many rumours of me dawgg 💀 and who's the one starting them 🤨

anyways, how r u?? <33

- 🌱

yayyy congrats!!! tell me how they went when u get results back!!! <333

it's gotta b someone who dislikes u or smth bc 1) there's nthn wrong w dating lots of ppl at ur age!!! (even if u aren't dating), ur young n shiii, no reason to be tied down n if i wanna b, nthn wrong w that either!!! do what u want, this person doesn't have a life... n also doesn't slay as hard as u, obviously!!! 😭

cw: rant, racist/toxic/annoying-ass coworker 😭

doing okay, my coworker (she/her) at my boba spot is fr putting me in a weird position bc she js got broken up w their partner (they/them), n ngl, my coworker's crazy af like she needa go to therapy frfr. she told me that one time, she js started crying randomly and hid in her car while hanging out w her s/o n when her s/o came out to check on her, she locked them out even tho she said she wanted their company??? and another situation, she got upset over the amt of gifts she got for her anniversary... n her s/o still gave a thoughtful gift bc it was smth that he liked n assumed she would like too n she was being a total bitch abt it 😭 n this one time, she started crying while her partner was DEPRESSED and made it abt herself like BOIII 😭😭😭

she also keeps asking me if we're friends to the point where we can hang outside of work n... no, not to b mean but i don't view her as a friend, js a coworker that's easy to talk to. she trauma dumps on me and only talks abt autism or neurodiverse topics n makes self deprecating jokes that yas r funny at times but not all the time. she wants constant reassurance from me, it gets tiring. one day, we were talking abt kpop n i told her that i don't rly like skz music one way or the other, i could care less if someone else did but i js don't like their music n i think that's valid/don't need to explain myself but anyway, she literally said "how do u not like skz music but i like nct's??? their music is literally shit, basically bg noise" n i was so upset n take aback bc i didn't even shit on skz's music, i js said i didn't like it, didn't even say "hate" lime what??? 😭😭 n she constantly shits on bts' newer music that's obviously targeted towards international folks like fuck off AND she's racist too bc this one older filipina lady came in and it was obvi from the get that english was not her first language n so i had to slowly speak her thru the menu, the milk options we have, etc. and by the time we made the drink, wished her a good day, and she left, my coworker literally was like "omfg could she speak any fucking slower" n i was like "well, be open minded bc eng is not her first language, obvi." n my coworker fr said "well eng isn't my first language n i don't suck 😐" GIRL BFFRRRRRKFDISN OMG N THIS ONE TIME I HEARD HER HELPING A CUSTOMERS IN SPANISH N I WAS LIKE "oooh when did u learn spanish," n she deadass said "my s/o's mexican, i have to learn it" AND HER PAETNER DOESNT EVEN SPEAK SPANIS H TO HERRENEIDNSKWMEK SHES JUST A BASKET OF RACIST OMFG

ANYWAYS SORRY FOR THE RANT BUT TY IF U MADE OT THIS FAR 😭😭😭😭

#[ 💭 ] asks.#[ 🌱 ] anon.#[ 🫙 ] anons.#[ 📢 ] answered.#[ 🎲 ] rants.

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goblinselfshippr · 9 months

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Sorry I never had a cool aunt growing up (I have one bio aunt and she is the definition of an uptight asshole) so I’m gonna keep talking abt Iblis.

If the f/o is A Certified Good Boye (like Simeon or Wrecker), she’s super sweet and calls them honey/sweetheart, probably brings something for them too

If they are A Certified Rat Bastard (like Cicero, Al, or Dante even tho he’s a friend) she’s ice cold, doesn’t acknowledge them, if they try to talk to her she’s like “What [do you want] 😐” It’s giving Sagittarius vibes hhjbjhb

Like if Simeon brings flowers for me she’s like “omg what a sweet partner, you’re such a gentleman” etc etc. but if Al does the same she’s like “😒 bare minimum.” If she even acknowledges him. Everyone has to be warned if Iblis is coming lol bc she’s gonna let her opinions be known.

#❤[kannst du die engel sehn?]#❤️[mr. doctor man]#❤️[dwtc]#❤️[absolutely smitten]#💚[téir abhaile riú]#💛[pinnacle to the pit]

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gogolstoelicker · 2 years

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Obey Me! Brothers with an Achlys(oc)! like reader

(that's how my oc, achlys look like btw!)

here to know more abt achlys and her world lol

warning(s): meantions of death

a noble vampire, respected and feared by many, you're more than what meets the eye. You might look quite intimidating at first but you're quite well known among your peers for being playful and friendly. You could be quite the troublesome one too according to Dorothy and your partner in crime, Lovis.

While you love having fun, you also know when to be serious. You were naturally selected as a leader among your clan, successfully leading them for centuries.

But no matter how playful you are, you hold quite the grudge against human beings for hunting and killing off your clan and those you hold dear for. Ironically, you fell for a human witch that could never return your feelings.

Lucifer

one look and he knows you're not a human

come on, your fangs are poking out and those things under your eyes are way too obvious

not only that, you're also the leader of a whole vampire clan and from another world, how can they possibly let you stay here?

diavolo however, is ready to take on the challenge to let you stay. lucifer can't really go against diavolo's words, so he just hesitantly agree with a sigh

though that may be the beginning, he is quite pleased with having you around

you know how to act accordingly and the way you carry yourself and lead the people around you is really refreshing for once

this eased his headache a little

if only you weren't such a prankster

you always prank him when he least expected it

popping out of nowhere upside down from the ceiling is another bad habit of yours

not to mention, you always fly around the house without a care in the world😐

what he hates the most is that you're able to make the bats in devildom to do as you wish to prank him

you also prank random demons in devildom and its making him want to rip all of his hair out

well at least you get your work done i guess

you told him stories of how much troubles you've caused with your best friend, Lovis and he's suddenly thanking the sky above for not letting him live in the same world as you

He wants to meet Dorothy who have to keep you and Lovis in line all the time

When he finds out you have to watch the people around you die because of the vampire hunt tho,

his face was like this😦😟the whole time

your hatred for humans reminded him of a certain brother of his

though you're not on his level, he have to admit, you are quite powerful

he still remembers how you blasted a low ranking demon away with just a small kick because they tried to mess with you

growing up in a place full of dark and evil creatures, you surely know the weak points of a demon and you would always use it to your advantage to prank lucifer

how do you feel about getting hanged from the ceiling🤗🌹

Mammon

he's confused as to why they let a vampire stay but eh he got used to it

it's really fun being around you anyway

plus, that flying ability of yours help him get out of trouble whenever he needs your help

you tease him from time to time

but its mostly just booping his nose and calling him an idiot in a lighthearted tone

yeah he fell head over heels for you

you always seemed to know what to do and how to help him whenever he needs it and he's really grateful for that!

you told him he reminds you of your best friend, Lovis one time and how you feel less lonely around him one time

he's kind of pouty about being compared to Lovis, to which you ruffle his hair and say you're not replacing anyone and making anyone a replacement

he adores u for always being there for him

even tho he's really bad at expressing his emotions(no matter how badly he wanted to be able to be honest), he's glad that u didnt get offended and knows exactly what he feels and means

he finds out what you did back in your hometown, Ghost Town and got really hyped

he really wants to meet your clan and Lovis! And especially join the both of you in one of your pranks!

but wdym yall sometimes steal?🤨you're a noble, why would u need to steal from someone?

and wdym ghost town dont have any actual laws so y'all can just freely steal??? what kind of-

Dorothy kind of reminds him of Lucifer from your stories...scary😟

you also told him how dorothy is the one keeping everyone in line since the town doesn't have any actual laws

and you're just kind of helping a little bit while also causing problems

he wants to be there🤬it sounds so fun!

like no law? he can STEAL? HELL SIGN HIM UP

you told him about your hatred for humans and he tried his best to comfort you when he heard what they did

while he did not feel any bad feelings towards humans, he can sympathize as to why you feel that way

your ability to turn into a bat is so cute but he'll have to be caught dead before he can ever admit it

Leviathan

You look so cool. You look so cool. yOU LOOK SO COOL-

you have this "I'm expensive and you can never afford me" aura and he lives for that

your suit looks so pretty and expensive!! that lipring and those ear piercings you have are so cool too! you have this noble and intimidating aura around you and he just thinks that's so cool!!!

he doesn't give a damn that you're not a human, all he cares about is how cool you looked

you're like that one noble vampire in an anime and he's ready to just grovel beneath your feet

and the way you tease him from time to time gives him a heart attack

are you teasing him or flirting with him rn????

actually, why would you even want to flirt with a yucky otaku like him?

he doesn't really mind your pranks as long as it's not directed to him, he thinks they're pretty funny

especially after seeing lucifer's agitated face like LOL DID YOU SEE THAT??

he finds out you're the leader of your clan and have all these people who respects and loves you and go iTS NOT FAIR🤬

when you told him you hated humans but accidentally fell for a human witch who is apparently the lover of your king, he feels kind of bad

because 1. that's actually so sad??? and 2. bcs he thought it was similar to this one anime he watched once and he feels bad that he even thought of that

he hears you talk about Lovis and is suddenly all sad and gloomy

ofc you alr have a best friend😔

he probably doesn't even look like ur best friend. hell, probably not even as cool as ur best friend is

sadly rants abt it to his fish

apparently ur world dont have any technology like phones??? dude hOW can you liVE WITHOUT THEM??

he teaches you everything about technology and thank goodness you're a fast learner

heard of your story about that outlander, Hanjian and is suddenly so interested in your world again(even tho u hate that poor guy for being a human)

Satan

best friends.

well mostly bc hes interested in your cultures as a vampire and all that

also bc u prank lucifer so much its so funny and satisfying for him

your ability to fly and turn into a bat is making him make actual blueprints of what pranks he can do on lucifer

you often tell him stories about your world

but wdym ur world also have a demon king and u apparently live in the underworld before(which is probably ur world's own devildom)?

apparently that king of yours decided to step down from his position and let all of his subjects roam around free from the underworld so now you and dorothy are mostly in charge of that town

he quite admires how you can lead that many people(well, creatures) and have fun at the same time

he rants about his problems to u sometimes and he really appreciate how you actually listen to everything without interrupting and how you try to make him feel better after

he heard of kyo, the zombie that you pranked a lot to fish a reaction out of them(since they're a zombie so they don't really feel any emotions)

he really wants to meet this kyo person(well, zombie), he's quite interested in their culture as a zombie and all

you're quite powerful and he quite enjoys watching you put someone in their place once they tried to mess with you

he was cheering you on in the background with lightstick and all

you don't really read books but he introduced you to some good ones so now you're hooked

he finds out about your hatred for humans and what caused it

while he does not feel any bad feelings towards humans, he does feel salty along with you

Asmodeus

you're HOT(not as hot as him ofc) and he instantly flirts with you the second he saw you

and the fact that you return it? YES.

FINALLY. someone who he can rant about skincare and beauty products who would not only listen but suggest him some good brands

he really likes your style! it gave off a very expensive vibe and he thinks it really suits you!

you guys often talk about fashion trends

sometimes you guys would even pick out each other's clothes and that's an honor bc asmo won't just let anyone do that

you guys even do each other's makeup sometimes

while he does enjoy ur company, pls don't appear out of nowhere upside down while hes putting on his makeup again

he smudged his lipstick one time bc of that:/

you guys flirt with each other as a joke thats not really a joke anymore...

you always come over his room for many reasons

you guys are giggling at 2 in the morning

you told him how much of a beauty dorothy is and now he wants to meet her

you rant to him abt the vampire hunt and how you have to watch the people you care got killed in front of you

he's salty with you

Beelzebub

he often have to hold u down per lucifer's orders bcs u keep fly around and mess things up for fun

when he tried to attack mammon for eating his custard(?or tard or is that the same help i forgor), u attacked him too so mammon won't get hurt

its like trying to defeat thunder with a stronger thunder if that makes sense?

you are now his sparring partner>:)

you're a great sparring partner too!! he really enjoys sparring and working out with u

you often bribe him with food so he can assist you in your pranks

and then fly away from the scene with him in your arms

he's kind of surprised but at the same time not by your strength

he's not used to being carried but he can get used to it!

lucifer sometimes have to bribe him with more food so he can get you to stop making him do pranks with you

its a game now and neither of you wanted to lose

beel is in the background eating all the food he was offered

you told AND made him some meals from ur world and he is HEAVEN

well, hell but u get what i mean

you guys had some fun nights eating snacks and just chatting away

its most just u blabbering about the events that happened in your world but beel talks here and there about some stories years ago too

he learned about the vampire hunt and how your hatred for humans started there

he's not really good at comforting people but he tries‼️

he awkwardly gave u some snacks and pat your back as you rant sadly abt what happened

and then he learned u like a human back in ur world and almost immediately got reminded of his sister(but u didnt get to be with ur crush since they're taken)

you dont need any protection but he'll be there to protect you no matter what u say‼️

in return, u protect him too even if he doesnt need it‼️

great partnership amirite

Belphegor

are the demons blind now that they can't recognize what's human and what's not?

bcs the one standing right in front of him rn is clearly not human🤨

there goes his master plan ig🙄😔👎

oh well he was shocked but it goes away eventually

you got to visit him a lot since u always just turn into a bat and went up the attic to meet him almost everyday

you don't really need sleep which confuses him like how can anyone live without sleep

but not like hes gonna complain much about it

i mean since u dont sleep much, so you'll at least be able to accompany him🤷‍♂

it gets pretty lonely up here anyway

and since you have so much freetime, he makes u visit him pretty often

mansplain manipulate maleboss his way into making u visit him everyday

"what would u feel if u were in my shoes? come onnnn, visit me more often"

u were amused but just went to visit him anyway

probably survived him trying to kill you too

blasted the man and destroyed the floor to where his brothers are gathering

everyone seeing belphie:😦🤔‼️

tbh hes not exactly over it but oh well should've known

you're not even human he should've known that much

when u get it through his head to not do smth like that again, you guys became pretty close again

pretty quickly too

bonds over ur hatred for humans

watch out human world, u have both belphegor and Y/n on their way to destroy you

which was put a stop by lucifer awh man:(( no fun

#obey me #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #belphie #asmo #obey me levi #obey me x mc #obey me x you

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