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dalekofchaos · 1 year

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WWE Women deserve better and so do the women legends

In a show celebrating 30 years of RAW, WWE decided to snub the countless women made this show what it is now. WWE really said they'll be historically accurate and be terrible to women. No meaningful segments involving female legends. Cutting an advertised/highly-anticipated match. And a most random match-up.

The women legends always seem to be left off these Raw celebrations and Legends Nights.

WWE once again let the women down last night. They took away a highly anticipated steel cage match between Becky Lynch and Bayley but kept pointless poker segments and the US title match went on for too long. A disgrace.

Where the fuck was this last night?

Why were the women legends in fucking cameo roles???? Where was Lita? Where was Trish? Where was Mickie? Where was Victoria? Where was Maryse? Laycool?? Candice Michelle? Kelly Kelly? Alicia Fox? Molly Holly? Jacqueline? Ivory? Melina? Eve Torres? Where was Beth Phoenix? Where were the fucking Bellas? So not only do we NOT get to fucking see Becky vs Bayley, we can't even get to see the legends or ANY LICK OF FUCKING RESPECT BEING SHOWN? THIS IS COMPLETE AND TOTAL WHORESHIT

Not even a moment to dedicate to the ones not there anymore, no mention of Chyna or Luna Vachon

Not even a moment to celebrate the women's revolution “But Mercedes and Saraya and AJ aren't with the company” YOU OWN THE FOOTAGE, STOP BEING FUCKING CHICKENSHIT AND JUST CELEBRATE WHAT THEY DID WHILE THEY WORKED FOR YOU, INSTEAD YA'LL DIDN' T DO FUCKING SHIT.

OH BUT THEY HAD THE FUCKING TIME FOR HOGAN STINKING UP THE JOINT, SEX PEST FLAIR AND THE 100TH FUCKING DX REUNION.

They had more focus on the SMACKDOWN Women's Champion than Raw's Women's Champion. Bianca Belair should be the MAIN focus on Monday Night Raw PERIOD. she's the only world champion on the brand and they couldn't dedicate ONE FUCKING MINUTE to her feud with Alexa ..... WHERE THE FUCK WAS ALEXA LAST NIGHT?

Instead of the beat down in the cage, instead we could've got Becky being attacked in the ring when Lita, Trish and The Bellas come to her aid and fight off Damage CTRL. But instead, no women legends and a fucking bait and switch because Hunter didn't want to book Becky vs Bayley as the main event or as a match at all.

WWE sent a message last night. We don't give a shit about our women's division anymore, we don't give a shit about past, present or future. Fuck women wrestling and fuck the fans

The Bellas rightfully called out this shit last night

#wwewomendeservebetter

#WWE #Becky Lynch #Bayley #Bianca Belair #Alexa Bliss #Trish Stratus #Lita #Nikki Bella #Brie Bella #Mickie James #Victoria #Maryse #Layla El #Michelle McCool #Candice Michelle #Melina #Beth Phoenix #Alicia Fox #Eve Torres

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yourfavoritespookly · 3 months

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If CM Punk dated Beth Phoenix, and Beth Phoenix is married to Edge, and Edge dated Lita, and Lita dated CM Punk....

Ladies and Gentleman, we have a love square

#wwe #wwf #cm punk #beth phoenix #edge wrestler #adam copeland #lita wwe #spookly's thoughts #spookly shut up

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legit9thlunaticwarrior · 2 years

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~ Hall of Fame Masterlist

*DISCLAIMER* I WILL NOT ACCEPT ROMANTIC REQUESTS FOR HALL OF FAME MEMBERS

⭐️ - request 🖤 - personal favorite 🎵 - songfic 📝 - "i just exist" 🚀 - drabble

Beth Phoenix🪶

tba

Chyna🦋

📝🎵 ‘Mother’

Dusty Rhodes🇺🇸

tba

Edge⚖️

⭐️ ‘Hear the Calling’ (The Judgement Day)

Goldberg💥

tba

Hart family💝

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Lita🎶

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Mae Young🦹‍♀️

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Mick Foley🆒

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Rey Mysterio🔃

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Shawn Michaels💔

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Sting🦂

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Triple H🤴

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Special Requests🥰

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risesabove · 2 years

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tag dump.

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south-of-heaven · 9 months

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Masterlist

Last updated: 29/3-24

Requests are open

My rules (Check before requesting please)

NSFW Headcanons Masterlist (ON HOLD)

Rhea Ripley

Damian Priest

Priestly

Dominik Mysterio

Finn Balor

The Judgement Day

Seth Rollins

Becky Lynch

Brollins

Charlynch

Charlotte Flair

Andrade

Flair-Idolo (Charlotte & Andrade)

The Four Horsewomen (WWE)

Cody Rhodes

Brody (Brandi & Cody)

Brandi Rhodes

Bayley

Baylor

Baysha

Sasha Banks

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Iyo Sky

Damage Ctrl

Kairi Sane

Lyra Valkyria

The Four Horsewomen (UFC/MMA)

Marina Shafir

Ronda Rousey

Browsey

Travis Browne

Rouszler

Shayna Baszler

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Mia Yim

Jessamyn Duke

The BRE

AJ Styles

Jey Uso

Nikki Bella

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Trinity Fatu

Glowish

Jimmy Uso

Roman Reigns

Drew McIntyre

Sheamus

Natalya Neidhart

Ronattie

Queen of Harts

Alexa Bliss

Bianca Belair

Jadanca (Jade & Bianca)

Jade Cargill

Zelina Vega

A to Z (Aleister & Zelina)

Zekota

Carmella

Trish Stratus

Karrion Kross

Scarrion (Scarlett & Karrion)

Scarlett

Team Bestie (Trish & Lita)

Lita

The Rated R Couple (Lita & Edge)

Edge

Eddie Guerrero

Chyna

Cheddie

Shawn Michaels (On hiatus)

Triple H

Stephanie McMahon

Beth Phoenix

Phoenix-Edge (Edge & Beth)

Sonya Deville

Alicia Fox

RnR (Rhea & Raquel)

Raquel Rodriguez

Moriguez

Liv 4 Brutality

Liv Morgan

Zoey Stark

Starkszler (Shayna & Zoey)

Troey (Trish & Zoey)

Candice LeRae

Indi Hartwell

InDex

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Buddy Matthews

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Malakai Black

Julia Hart

House of Black

Jon Moxley

Moxuette

Renee Paquette

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Toni Storm

Saraya

Jeff Hardy

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ladiesonfilm · 4 months

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Lita Phoenix

She’s as cute as a little button but also incredibly filthy 🤩. Starting when she was 18 she very rapidly got into the swing of things & decided at some point to take the LegalPorno 💶 - and we know where that ends . . . 😳🫢!!

Physically she’s tiny and has a really lovely slim figure with perfect tits & is super pretty and innocent looking BUT of course is willing to pretty much do anything to anything so, yeah, happy days!

Big question then: why isn’t she up there with the Porn Royalty? Simple answer : Not enough content. I mean sure - there is plenty of HD scenes of her, but the extent, variety & quality just isn’t there. Very sad 😬.

She didn’t do anything in 2022 and hardly anything in 2023, so let’s hope for a resurgence for 2024! 🤞

Pro tip: check out her LP with Karolina Star & Nina Heaven. Pretty standard fare but about 3/4 of the way through it’s finally Lita’s turn to take 2 for the team on the DAP merry-go-round. She looks super nervous beforehand - I guess it’s her 1st time & both the guys are huge! Anyway after a little bit of a struggle they’re both crammed in & just look at her face . . . 🥴😣😧!! I guess only the fact that the other whores were watching & judging kept her going 😍 !!

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PSR : 15

PC: R/R/R/S/S

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xesceleb · 6 days

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#lita phoenix

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judgementdaysunshine · 8 months

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Header credits to @romanthereigns

🥺 - Fluff

❤️‍🔥 - Smut

🫂 - Angst

🧸 - Pregnancy

🍃- Marijuana

Jimmy Uso

Beth Phoenix

Triple H

Mia Yim

Andrade

Luna Vachon

Jeff Hardy

Raquel Rodriguez

Kevin Owens

Victoria

Sami Zayn

Naomi

Finn Balor

Shayna Baszler

Eddie Guerrero

Natalya Neidhart

Kevin Nash

Bayley

Christian Cage

Zelina Vega

Solo Sikoa

Becky Lynch

Damian Priest

Stephanie McMahon

Jey Uso

Lilian Garcia

Bradshaw

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Dominik Mysterio

Bianca Belair

Test

Rhea Ripley

Steven Richards

Trish Stratus

Rey Mysterio

Charlotte Flair

Raven

Lita

Edge

Chyna

#wwe x reader #wwe

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last-ronin · 19 days

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[Rolls for people in in the wedding to chose/the ones I have chosen for people!!]

Usher 1: TAKEN by @rabbit-samurai

Usher 2: Free

Usher 3: Free

Usher 4: Free

Usher 5: Free

Usher 6: Free

Usher 7: Free

Usher 8: Free

Usher 9: Free

Usher 10: Free

Flower Girl 1: TAKEN by @lil-lita

Flower Girl 2: TAKEN by @eclipse-phoenix

Flower Girl 3: Free

Flower Girl 4: Free

Groomsmen 1: TAKEN by @the-party-dude

Groomsmen 2: TAKEN by @c0m1c-c0llecter

Groomsmen 3: TAKEN by @sergeant-uno

Groomsmen 4: Free

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Father of the Groom: TAKEN by @r4t-s3nsei

Ring Bearer: TAKEN by @riseleon

Security: TAKEN by @subject-103

[PLEASE let me know if you want a role/ want me to add more!]

#romod speaks

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proserpina-magnus · 2 years

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Sleeping In (J.P)

Prompt: Early morning cuddles with James, a sunset, and a very annoying crow.

Word Count: 0.3k

Content: fluff, G/N reader

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The window creaked as the wind shook it, the day was young and nearly everybody in the quiet dorm was sleeping. Nearly. James' eyes stared ahead, towards the hard ceiling that he swore had patterns in it. Though, when others looked they didn’t see it.

James's hand crept up the low of your back, slow strokes guided down then back up again. He couldn’t sleep, he thought he had full vision before he realised his glasses still sat on his nose.

A black crow scorned as it passed by the window, its caw flying through the early morning sky that was a hue of baby blues and mellow pinks. The clouds sat on the horizon, the sun just about to peak from its rest.

The bird woke you up, your head inching into James's side as your arm clung tightly to his side. “Hey,” his soft voice greeted you, his hand had the softest touch- it felt warm under your shirt as he ran a thumb up your spine.

He tried to lull you back to sleep, a silent prayer on his mind as he saw you squeeze back into him and your muscles relaxed. But then your eyes opened, blinking up at him as you moved to lay on your elbow.

“Hi,” you say, moving your arm around his waist up into the air with a mighty stretch that makes you breathe out in contentment.

“Good morning,” he whispers in his doughy voice, moving himself into a stretch because before he was constrained to your body and vowed to not move despite being uncomfortable.

“What time is it?” You asked, rubbing your eyes as you tried to look at the clock. James beat you to it, his hand guided behind your ear and his fingers sliding along your scalp. “Just after five,” he explains, pulling you closer.

“Mm’ perfect, get to sleep in,” you mumble with a sleepy smile, sinking back down into James's open chest as your leg rolls over his hips. His lips meet the crown of your head, his hand retrieving back down to your back with that same gentle slow stroke.

“Yeah, perfect,” he smiles, his chest rising with a breath and before it takes another you are passed out in his arms again.

“Absolutely perfect,”

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pharawee · 1 year

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I haven’t spontaneously forgotten about my favourite show. I was just gone for a couple of days and could only watch Big Dragon now. I’m so glad I didn’t rush myself though because episode 7 was so, so good. Just the perfect mix of funny, sweet moments and good communication.

So essentially an extra fancy episode of mongbiaw.

But more on that later.

I actually kind of like how Big Dragon has this slight overlap between episodes. It’s not just a rehash of stuff we’ve already seen. The old scene is always interspersed with a previously unseen perspective. It’s like at the start of each episode the scene opens up a bit more, revealing more of the characters and their intentions.

In episode 6 the focus was on the kiss, but episode 7 starts with Mangkorn’s confession: I like you. I won’t let you run away anymore.

And Yai is very clearly touched by Mangkorn’s sincerity. It’s probably exactly what he needs (and it’s like Hong said in the previous ep): between the two of them, someone had to have the courage to make a choice.

And tbh I’m always weak for the single perfect tear trope.

So is everyone else at the Faculty of Business Administration.

I love how Mangkorn and Yai immediately go back to their usual ways, teasing and pouting their way through the conversation (and that’s part of why they’re attracted to each other, right? It’d be weird to take that away), only this time their way of communicating is a bit more careful and considerate. More playful and less biting.

Mangkorn asks about Nine, but it’s pretty clear to me that he already knows that Nine isn’t serious competition. He trusts Yai, and...

Yeah, no.

It’s so nice to see them communicate so well. In previous scenes (like the big “break-up” scene in the pub’s bedroom in ep 6) they went by words alone and completely ignored the way things were said. But here what’s important isn’t the topic of conversation. It’s them building rapport.

It’s Mangkorn doubling down on his confession and making sure Yai knows he’s serious. It’s Yai being his usual bratty self and accepting Mangkorn’s affection. Because more than anything Yai needs reassurance, and Mangkorn knows that now.

Also, the colour grading in this episode was just lovely - all soft and peachy and warm, and very flattering on the usual reds and greens.

We’re treated to a very important (!) montage of Mangkorn and Yai doing MosBank things. It’s like a special episode of mongbiaw, their travel vlog, and I’m pretty sure that’s why they included it. They just vibe so well.

And tbh I’m so glad Mangkorn drives a regular standard motorcycle. I’m so tired of superbikes in BL (except in LITA, where they made sense - and they even had Aprilias and Yamahas instead of the usual overhyped Ducatis... uh, sorry for the rant. Seems like I’m particular about motorcycles now.)

Mangkorn and Yai visit a temple, where they make merit and start creating some of their own “myth” together. Because, you see, not only is this the temple Mangkorn’s parents visited to pray for a child - Mangkorn also told Yai the story behind Hong and his engagement; about why he’s named Mangkorn (Dragon) and she’s named Hong (Phoenix).

Dragon and Phoenix are two of four Guardians. They’re auspicious names given to children intended by their parents to be together.

Yai’s symbol (and his family name), the tiger, is also one of the four Guardians. Turns out Mangkorn’s parents had the right idea, just the wrong symbol.

I’ve used google lens on this. It means dragon and tiger.

That leaves the turtle. Is Nadear the turtle? It can’t be Nine, even though he’d probably disagree. Maybe there’s a hidden fifth mythological animal that’s forever third-wheeling.

Also, I can’t believe this show made fun of itself and referenced the mpreg* in the book. I was legit scared there for a minute.

(*There was no mpreg. Just a couple of chapters on some weird experimental pregnancy drug that randomly made its way into Yai’s hands so of course he decided he needed to have Mangkorn’s babies. He then had some kind of imagined pregnancy and, honestly, the less said about this the better.)

Anyway, the cute mosbank sticker makes its return.

As soon as Yai got out the camcorder (maybe I’m way out of the loop but people still use these in 2022? or is this a vintage thing and I’m getting old?) and said that he’d forgotten the memory card I knew Mangkorn would give him the cursed thing that started all of this. Only now they’ll rewrite it with new, better memories.

And Yai is wearing his favourite shoes again.

On to Nine third-wheeling for 5 minutes straight. Everyone’s making the most amazing faces.

Nadear, you did this to yourself. You have no right to be embarrassed.

The face of a man who just wanted to eat his crab dumpling in peace.

I’m pretty sure Nine bought this place and immediately had it demolished.

But it isn’t over yet.

I mean, it is. Nine just refuses to get the hint and is becoming increasingly annoying about it (I still love you, Big, no worries).

But it’s interesting how the left side of the screen - Mangkorn included - is in green. Nine, in neutral colours, is set against the red side. It’s like he’s surrounded by red and green but he isn’t a part of it. He remains an outsider.

This is Star Hunter’s weekly reminder to give this man his own show. Also, is this his scheming face? You better not be planning anything, Nine. It better not be involving any experimental pregnancy drugs.

Back to the mongbiaw montage:

Same, pigeon, same.

I guess it’s confirmed, both Mos and Mangkorn are certified grandpas.

At this point, they just gave Mosbank a camera and let them loose in a theme park tbh. They certainly know their target audience (it’s me, I’m their target audience).

And it wouldn’t be Big Dragon without another BJ joke. As if you need to ask, Yai (but it’s more polite if you do).

If they ever start selling these plushies it’s over for me.

The bracelets, not so much, but it’s a cute touch.

Plus, it leads to Mangkorn mentioning yin and yang, and the balance of nature - and again the four mythical animals: Dragon, Phoenix, Tiger and Turtle. It also leads to Mangkorn wondering what kind of story they’re a part of... and I wish the translator had made it more clear but the whole thing is another cheesy/clever way of self-referencing the book/show. The subtitles say “A dragon owns Yai”, but I’m pretty sure what’s meant is มังกรกินใหญ่ (Mangkorn kin Yai) - Dragon Eats Yai, which is the title of the book/series in Thai.

Then Mangkorn apologises again, this time for the way they met. And it might be easy to dismiss this whole bit because what is there for Mangkorn to apologise? Sure, he blackmailed Yai into hanging out with him, but Yai’s the one who successfully drugged Mangkorn (and, uh, himself) and recorded their night together (again, what kind of idiotic idea is this even... Nine is dodging a bullet there).

But I think from Mangkorn’s perspective he now knows that Yai needs this far more than he does. Yai needs to feel safe and cherished. Mangkorn’s still the driving force in their relationship, I’d say, but he’s actively choosing to give in. The push and shove between them, the tiger vs dragon analogy, the contrast between red and green, it’s balanced out. The yin and yang bracelets are proof of that.

I can’t handle how soft this episode is. I just can’t. Usually the penultimate episode in Thai BL is reserved for pain and suffering but Big Dragon said nah and gave us MosBank in shades of pink. Thank you, Star Hunter, I owe you my life.

I was waiting for Mangkorn to admit that he’d been crushing on Yai since their freshman year. It was one of my favourite bits in the book. And look at him, he’s so gone. Can you imagine him randomly coming across the Star & Moon pictures (and if all he saw were pictures he probably wasn’t even involved in the contest) and just stopping at Yai?

He must have stared at Yai’s picture for days until he decided to find more about him. And this was years ago. He was hopelessly in love with someone he only knew from afar - who then, once they met, openly hated him. And now he’s holding this man in his arms. Mangkorn is truly living his dream.

This is like Sarawatine minus the high fives.*

(*Don’t get me wrong, I love 2gether and the whole pining for years trope. Plus, Tine is one of my favourite characters - which probably tells you all you need to know about me lmao)

But anyway.

Yai needs his daily dose of reassurance, so he asks Mangkorn to never leave him - to which Mangkorn replies that he won’t.

What a painful bit of foreshadowing. I bet that’s not going to trigger Yai’s abandonment issues at all once he gets wind of the whole going to New York thing. It might even make them worse. After all, if this is a lie, then what about all the other sweet things Mangkorn told him so sincerely? It might be a little thing to other people, but at this point Yai has been so incredibly hurt by his mother leaving/dying that the smallest setback is probably going to seem like being left all over again.

But I love how this scene is a direct callback to the scene in episode 4 where Yai is alone in his bedroom with his hand, his frustration imagination and Mangkorn’s ig as his only company:

Looks like Mangkorn isn’t the only one fulfilling his fantasies.

And I love this scene but that’s got to be the tiniest bathtub ever (and is that a red toilet? Cosy.)

2022 is the year of the finger to lips trope and I am here for it.

Oh look, another bit of foreshadowing:

Mangkorn was so close to telling Yai about New York and it’s going to bite him in the arse. But tbh Yai probably would have been hurt anyway. There’s no way this isn’t going to hurt him, even if he’s trying to be considerate (going by the preview for ep 8). Even after he’s said that Mangkorn’s future is his happiness.

But this bit, this bit right here:

Never mind that Mangkorn probably spent a whole night, drunk and crying, writing this very bad, very cheesy poem (my guess: it isn’t the only one. Come on, this boy spent years pining after the Moon of Business Administration. There’s dozens of these things!).

It’s the Are you being naughty part that Mangkorn says twice and that has Yai sober up instantly. It’s doing things to me. Oh. Oh no. 🫠

And this show better be true to its word and show us more of this scene next week because it’d be a waste if they didn’t.

But also who has 4 metres of weirdly shaped satin fabric just lying around at home? Is Mangkorn a cosplayer, too? Don’t use satin. It’s horrible to sew with.

#big dragon #big dragon the series #mosbank #mangkornyai #bd meta #jane writes stuff #jfc this has got to be the longest review yet #i've avoided all other meta & reviews until i could write this #so apologies if any of this has been discussed already #and that it comes so late 😭

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