#loooove creepy femininity

[marshmellowtea]

did start reading again and i’m glad i did this is aggressively up my alley lmao

#loooove creepy femininity #obsessed with it really #marshy speaks

[horrorartsworld]

Hi! I’ve read quite a lot of your works and I’ve got to say, you’re a great writer, like oh my god!

I was wondering if you could write a one shot of Alastor with a female reader wife who’s like Beetlejuice? Appearance wise (but more feminine), personality wise and power wise as well. Maybe he hadn’t seen her full power before due to no one chanting her name, but during extermination day, as a last resort, someone does and she kind of just goes full on “beast mode” to protect her husband? What would Alastor’s reaction be? Would he like it?

If you can’t do it, that’s alright! I hope you have a great day! ^^

( ≧ᗜ≦)₊˚⊹♡ OMG NONNIE!! you do not understand how excited i was to write this for you hence beetjuice being one of my favorite movies hehe and thank you so much i hope you enjoy this one !!

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ghost with the most !

alastor/beetlejuice f!reader

warnings: slight angst, mentions of blood and massacre, some fluff towards the end!!

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“Wait…sooo you’re telling me chuckles over there has a wife?!” Angel Dust asks his voice raising in disbelief towards the chipper blond in front of him who just so happened to spring this unbelievable information on him.

“Oh sure!” Mimzy raved, with a sort of twinkle in her eye that she only got when she started to gossip. “Under all that creepy and murderous exterior there’s a big ol’ sap! Can’t say I blame him ether — his wife’s a real firecracker! Me and her use to get into all kinds of trouble when we were living!”

She sighs reminiscent on her past looking like she was lost in thought before Angel erupts in bewilderment once more, “There’s no fucking way! I can’t believe i’ve never heard about this…”

Then he suddenly glares at Husk who was unamused by the whole thing. “What?” He huffs with an eyebrow raised, using a towel to wipe off the innards of a dirty glass.

“You knew about this didn’t you…” He eyes him with the worst stink eye making Husk snort, “Listen…I did but that women is bad news and if anyone bothers to say her name three times it’s over…” The cat then places the glass delicately amongst the others before Mimzy gestures for a drink earning a scowl out of him, grabbing the glass once more. “Besides why wouldn’t i know…”

Angel Dust rolls his eyes, resting his cheeks in a pair of his hands taking all this new information in, then sitting up straight again. “Wait? why three times..”

Mimzy giggles delightfully like a toddler clapping her hands seeing Husk place a full glass in front of her. “It’s like her way of a contract honey, to make sure you truly need her when she’s summoned and she’s not all that bad Huskie she’s just a little eccentric and bizarre is all, but truly a fun gal!”

Husk lets out an annoyed huff turning his back to her as she downs her drink in one big gulp with a small hiccup following. “Besides no one’s seen her in years, bless her damned soul…” Mimzy goes back to being reminiscent once more, but this time with a frown forming on her face which was unusual for her.

“Anyways tits, are ya joining us tomorrow? Gonna be a riot.”Angel Dust attempts at changing the subject though he still wanted to know more, seeming that his question somewhat spooked her she started readying herself to leave.

“No, no, no sweetheart! As much as I loooove a good brawl, this one is just not my cup of tea, kick ass though, choa!” And like that the tiny little blonde broad was gone out the door.

Leaving Angel to stew on all this information he just consumed, his eyes then wandering on the grouch in front of him with a smirk playing on his face.

“Wanna fuck before we die?”

“No.”

“Worth a shot.”

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On Extermination Day it wasn’t looking so hot for the Hazbin crew.

Each and everyone getting hit down one by one like a domino effect without really too much that they could do about it with their fire power seeming to not be enough like they thought.

Angel Dust looks along the battle field, spotting most of his friends injured or worse and none other than Alastor actually getting his ass kicked. Causing the spider insane amounts of uneasiness, when suddenly an idea clicks.

“Y/n…..,” Angel Dust hesitates thinking back to what Husk said about you and how this could possibly turn out. “Ah fuck it….Y/n! Y/n! Y/n!” He gives in shouting it as loud as he possibly could and within an instant the sky above the hotel swirled in green, causing many sinners and angels to look into the direction of it completely in awe of what it could be.

Alastor holding his chest as the gash across it starts to burn profusely, he notices everyone had stopped for some odd reason making him look in the direction of what had caught everyone’s attention, and if that man’s smile wasn’t permanently on his face already you would’ve saw the biggest grin known to man.

Suddenly a loud noise of a playful accordion rips through the air in a circus theme. ( https://youtu.be/gwsR5gOKK1U?feature=shared sounds something like this if your curious.) “Attention Kmart shoppers!” Your sweet yet sinister voice echoes throughout everyone’s ears with a menacing giggle following. “CLEAN UP ON ISLE SEVEN!! ,” Everyone looks around confused without noticing your form appearing in the middle of a bunch of the Exterminators, Angel Dust finally getting a good look at you causing his jaw to drop. Green hair flowed down your shoulders, a white and black striped dress hugged your body as two large mallets adorned both hands with a mischievous grin that could put Alastor’s to shame, then spinning both mallets around before giving quick blows to each and every dumbfounded exterminator that you saw, leaving an absolute massacre in your wake. Chest heaving with golden blood on your face, when you suddenly notice them, quickly wiping the blood with your striped sleeve and made your way over.

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(dress ref!!)

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Your green cloud forms behind a unsuspecting Adam with a pointed black nail coming out to tap his shoulder. He looks around aimlessly before facing Alastor once more, and then suddenly a large golf club appears with you on the other end of it with a golfers cap on your head. “FOUR!” Is shouted from your lips as you suddenly swing it with much force sending the douche bag flying lord knows where.

You hold your hand over your eyes pretending you saw where he was going, but then quickly snapped out of it to tend to your lover. “Always know how to make an entrance my dear,” Alastor says rather proud of his wife for being able to keep her cool all while kicking ass. “Oh you know I can’t help myself when there’s a crowd!” You dust yourself off before you do your best to help him up seeing his gash slowly dissipating into nothingness leaving just the rip in his nice dress shirt making you frown. “Awww Al, he ruined my favorite shirt!” You then loose track of what you were upset about and start playing with the hole delicately skimming your fingers across his skin, making him shiver as you made it seem like a mouth making ‘nom, nom,nom’ noises until Alastor cleared his throat.

“Sorry babe..” He chuckles down at you while then patting your head, before you wrap your arm around him taking him back to his friends.

“That’s quite alright…now how about we do some catching up, i want to hear all about your adventures,” He says looking down at you feeling how much he really missed this, missed you, clinging to you close like he never wanted to let you go again while you two walked.

Your eyes light up, bouncing up and down giddily next to him before jabbering on the rest of the way about things like almost getting eaten by a sand worm and practically ruining a recently deceased married couples start on the after life.

And of course Alastor was happy to hear all of it from his precious wife who he adorned and loved very much…

#☆⋆｡𖦹 my writings #☆⋆｡𖦹anon’s #☆⋆｡𖦹 alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel fanfic #hazbin imagine #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor x reader #hazbin hotel alastor x reader #alastor imagine #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

[studyblrorwhatever]

feeling insane and academic and i have things to say.

- robots (and aliens) are so often used in fiction to represent marginalized groups, namely autistic and nonbinary people. they represent people as inhuman because that's how they see them; they view gender as so intrinsic to the human experience that to make a nonbinary character they can't possibly be human even though like... all nonbinaries are human. and i love the game don't starve so deeply but they do this, their one robot character and their one nonbinary character are... the same character. aaaagh like it's not bad to be like yeah this robot doesn't identify with gender the problematic thing is that it's a pattern across so much media!! and autistic representation is so BAD the only good one is abed nadir. media just looooves dehumanizing marginalized groups :-\\

- something something sexy female robots something something male gaze. is the fictional sexy robot girl a feminizing of the robotic or an objectifying of the feminine? men desire a female form that they can control. reading the souls of the cyberfolk by thomas foster and that shit is so good like he says the most interesting stuff i am going crazy. like bro they really do represent women as inanimate, men hate women being real people and having opinions and personalities.

- i'm writing an essay on how fallout 4 depicts robots and i have so much to say but i can't cover everything but ugh i'm so interested in the robotic feminine and the male gaze i wanna write about it now ;;;;

- i wrote this in my brainstorming doc bc i had to get my thoughts out but i can't use it in my essay: Curie’s sex appeal is problematic… Curie’s sex appeal is tied to her status as robot. Men like the idea of femininity they can control. Fallout 4 fans on Reddit complain the body she’s placed in isn’t pretty enough. They don’t like her short hair so they make and use mods to make it longer, to control her femininity and fit it to their ideas of attractiveness. Another way her sex appeal is disturbing to me is that she is almost child-like, having just gained her new human body and all the feelings that come with it— it’s almost like puberty. She only just gained the capability of romantic/sexual attraction, so reciprocating it feels like taking advantage.

- i also think about this one episode in the show silicon valley where there was this ai who had this creepy ass creator who was weird with her and she didn't know it was weird and then she realized and freaked out and was like help me. gross incel men do want women that are kept in the dark and made just for them.

- and i think about the movie ex machina and how every robot he made was a woman who fit the same model of attractiveness, they differed slightly in things like race but body type was always basically the same. and ava's weapon was her sexuality, that was all she had. the only way for her to escape was through seduction. there's really no reason why ai should be assigned gender or given a body at all. but if the ai were in the body of an old man, or a little black cube, would caleb have helped them escape? the idea of an innocent naive hot woman who is easily controlled is so alluring to men. until they realize that's not what it is at all

anyway it's 3am and i have a final exam tomorrow but my brain is like buzzbuzzbuzz so uhhhh i will try my best at sleep

#me saying things #im p sure i have a tag for that but idk what it is #fallout 4 #thoughts #my post #that was the tag i forgot #but it's not very good #i don't say things a lot anyway

[flying-elliska]

Wlw couples I would like to see :

- Feral wildchild x girly girl. Possibly both monster girls (werewolf/vampire would fit, or two vampires as well). They bring each other flowers and braid each other's hair and delight in being different kinds of uncanny and eat creepy men together.

- High femme knight × soft butch princess

- Just more epic long term love. Like that classic mlm fic trope of comrades in arms who find themselves separated by decades of war and trauma and impossible circumstances and remain each other's compass through it all. Bonus if childhood friends.

- Impulsive volatile daredevil with a heart of gold × scheming emotionally wounded genius (this is just fem!Pynch ngl)

- They're both neuroatypical and find a safe space + understanding in each other ! Talk about their special interests and give each other stim toys and joke about their therapists and help each other thrive !

- Amoral nihilistic nasty bitch × idealist crusader who is also a hypocrite. Very dysfunctional very sexy no role models to be found anywhere.

- Just more wlw that aren't conventionally attractive thin white feminine upper/middle class able-bodied neurotypical cis wlw. Also nonbinary wlw ! Asexual wlw ! Intersex wlw !

- Paranormal investigator x cute but scary eldritch entity who has a weak spot for this particular human

- Middle aged women being extremely competent at their jobs and professional rivals who hate each other at first but need to become allies to take down a common ennemy and find first grudging respect then loooove

- Dramatic artists who are obsessed with each other and their art in equal measure, whether they're rivals or partners or muses

- Rival spies. One is a femme fatale and the other is more butch and ruggedly handsome. Lots of drama and angst and tension.

- Two bisexual women in love who recognize and celebrate each other's bisexuality

- Charming rogue x shy bookish librarian OR charming rogue x arrogant brilliant scientist

- SLOW BURN !!!! Pining ! Insecurity ! Angst ! Almost-confessions ! Misunderstandings ! Simmering chemistry ! Shared interests and deep friendship ! I'm tired of instalove !

Feel free to add more. If you have seen any of those somewhere please let me know I am tired of reading YA and Overly Wholesome Good Representation TM

#wlw representation #lgbt #wlw #queer #wlw rep #wlw ship

[femsolid]

I’ve been asked by several women why Hope (STEVEN) is included in my post about autogynephiles. Well, it’s because he’s a disgusting autogynephile. Just because he acknowledges he’s a man doesn’t make him any less of a misogynistic fetishist. He’s not a trans activist that’s true. But he’s still part of the creepy autogynephile club and he deserves to be exposed just as much. 

As for him “backing women’s right since day 1″ let me tell you something... The first time I saw Steven was in a liberal feminist group on Facebook a few years ago. He was spamming the group with pictures of himself, just pictures, no text, waiting for the compliments to come (and you know how much libfems loooove to praise men in dresses, so he got what he wanted from them at the time). All the photos were repulsive, sexualized, him almost flashing his dick, wearing porn inspired outfits mixed with little girls’ stereotypical clothes and poses.

Now that he’s trying to appeal to radical feminists instead of liberal feminists he’s adding some political statements to make it okay.

OMG give this man a cookie ! Or look between his legs...

Why do you think he’s always so close to flashing his dick ? Because he cares about women’s rights ? I had a conversation about him with 2 friends of mine and I think they nailed it :

“He's getting the validation of being included by women by stealth rather than violence, but to the same ends. Isn't it amazing that all a man has to do to be feted by women is to say he knows he is not a woman. He can still perform his fetish in public, still perform femininity in a pornified way and women will friend him and support him. Are we really so easily fooled?” 

“This is nothing but a sexual thrill for him. He may stay out of the women’s toilets and loudly applaud himself for that, but he’s invading us with every thinly veiled dick pic he posts.”

How is this acceptable ? Even domestic violence is just an opportunity for him to pose like this... It’s not about your rights it’s about his dick.

And by the way, the minute you call him out on anything he has no trouble attacking feminists (liberal or radical). A lot of us ended up blocking him.

Oh and he’s a former (?) neo-nazi.

As for him being an “ally”...

So yeah, sorry but he won’t be receiving any vegan cookie from me. By the way, I’m not attacking the people who objected to him being exposed, I’m just responding here because I don’t want to make the original post longer than it already is. But this guy has been infiltrating feminist spaces for years and I’m not okay with him being considered an “ally” after witnessing his creepy behaviour.

#hope lye #steven

[francesderwent]

A TVD ask for you! Top three romantic ships? Your three least favorite canon romantic ships? Three favorite female characters? Three favorite male characters? How would you rank the seasons from favorite to least favorite? And finally - name three unpopular opinions about the show :)

Thank you!  This washarder than I anticipated!

Top 3 Romantic Ships

Damon and Elena – the best redemptive love story I’veever encountered.  when they’re epic,they’re earth-shatteringly epic, but when they’re soft, they’re so soft.  

Alaric and Jenna – they made each other so happy!! and shewas so patient with him in his healing but also never took any shit!!

Matt and Caroline – she sings to him at the bar, okay?? itdoesn’t get any cuter than that.

3 Least Favorite Ships:

Jeremy and Anna – particularly while Anna was a ghost.

Jeremy and Vickie – try as I might, I cannot like Vickie.

Jeremy and Bonnie – they’re not as bad as the other shipsin this category, but they’re also not very interesting.

(Somewhere in between favorite and least favorite you willfind Klaroline and Steroline, both of which I really like in principle andwhich really do have their moments, but which were tragically really, extremelypoorly executed, and Bonnie and Enzo, who were very cute together but have themisfortune to exist only within the Worst seasons) 

Top 3 female characters:

Elena – Elena is so beautifully feminine.  it’s impossible toreduce her to just an action girl or a “strong female character”, because allher strength comes from love.  she seesthe good in people, she brings it out, and she’s courageously unselfish,always.

Caroline – Caroline’s journey from anxious insecurity to perfectlypoised confidence is absolutely one of the best arcs on the show.  she is such a generous friend, she lights upevery scene she’s in, and she’s so incredibly lovable.

Jenna – it’s possible she’s a favorite of mine because Itotally relate to her frazzled grad student persona, but whatever!! she’sawesome!

Top 3 male characters:

Damon – romantic love embodied – fallen, but still humanand capable of being redeemed.

Alaric – I love that his story begins with him searchingfor revenge, but ends with him as a protector.

Jackson (from The Originals) – I know this is cheating,but all the guys on TVD tend to have really downward arcs (Tyler and Matt, I’mlooking at you), and so it’s difficult for me to love them overall.  Jackson, on the other hand, was a trulydecent guy, and he loved Hayley and Hope so much!! 

Seasons, from favorite to least favorite:

3 – not the best season, but my favorite.  the season-long arc was good, and I live forthe almost-ness of Damon and Elena this season!

2 – objectively the best season. Elena and Katherine as foils! Katherine and Klaus as big bads!  thecentral season for Damon’s redemption!  

1 – a really solid opening season!  the tomb vampires aren’t especially gripping,but all the foundational character work that happens here is glorious, and Ilove early-days Delena episodes like Friday Night Bites, Bloodlines, and MissMystic Falls.

6 – I loooove the overarching marriage theme, I love Damonand Bonnie being friends, and the anti-magic spell is clever.  the rest of the season can go rot.

4 – this is where the quality of the season-long arcsstarted to go downhill, and the Originals started to feel extraneous.  I don’t enjoy either the sire-bond arc or theno-humanity!Elena arc.  there is goodstuff this season, but it’s wrapped up in a lot of really bad stuff.

5 – the Augustine institute is the crappiest big badever.  Damon’s character choices don’tmake any sense.  Enzo, even though I dolike him, doesn’t serve an obvious purpose.  Katherine narrowly misses out onredemption.  the finale’s good, though.

7 – the skipping back and forth between present and futurewas a sloppy device to hide the fact that the plot was boring.  I like Bonnie and Enzo, though.  and even though mystical pregnancy is alwaysa bad trope, Caroline is a good mom.

8 – this season is creepy. I haven’t finished it completely, but I doubt they’re able to resolve itadequately since the solution to “the sins I’ve committed are bigger than meand I cannot redeem myself” is actually the Cross of Jesus Christ Incarnate, trueGod and true Man – God so He can forgive my sins, and Man so He can representme.  (I’m not kidding, this is literallythe biggest reason I take issue with this season.)

Unpopular Opinions:

There is more sex in this show than actually makes sensefor the characters.

Kai isn’t a good villain or an interesting character.

The plot definitely pushes Bonnie around, but the vastmajority of the characters (Elena included!) treat her just fine.  Caroline takes way more personal abuse.

#asks #meta whine and rant #3 #4 #5 #tvd #thank you for sending this!!!! #it was fun!