#lore olympups

[something-sappho-would-say]

*Rhea gives Kronos a rock in swaddling clothes*

Kronos (lovingly): rhea, is this really my child?

Rhea:

Rhea: yes.. that's him

Kronos: wow!!

Kronos: he looks just like me!

#greek memes #dank greek memes #goddesses #greek myths #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #lore olympups #love #lo fandom #lo #lore olympus #kronos #rhea

[nachosforfree]

Oh hair go fwoof?

Yeee

Helliants hair just grows whenever it wants to tbh, but they can control it sometimes. Thry cant shrink it though, if they want their hair shorter they gotta manually cut it 👊😔

#asks #helliant #gods' gate #its completely based on persephone from lore olympup #*olympus

[something-sappho-would-say]

*Odysseus comes back to Ithaca after 20 years*

Penelope, in tears: odysseus? is that really you?

Odysseus, taking Penelope in his arms: yes, my love, i have come back.

Penelope: oh! it's been so long! I've turn down hundreds of men, i never let them touch me! i've constantly thought of you!

Penelope: i'm sure you were true to me as well!

Odysseus: ....

Odysseus: yes. that's exactly what i did

#the oddysey #odysseus #penelope #odysseus and penelope #lo #lore olympups #love #lo fandom #lore olympus #greek memes #dank greek memes #greek myths #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology

[something-sappho-would-say]

(The Odyssey)

Polyphemus, calling Poseidon: *crying* DAD, NO ONE BLINDED ME!

Poseidon: Son, are you on crack again?

#the oddysey #homer #odysseus #no one #lo #lore olympups #lo fandom #lore olympus #greek memes #dank greek memes #greek myths #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #poseidon #polyphemus

[something-sappho-would-say]

Concubine: hey... where you going?

Zeus: out.

Concubine: will i see you again? :(

Zeus: baby, i'm like lightning

Zeus: i never strike the same place twice.

#zeus #lore olympups #lo fandom #lo #lore olympus #greek memes #dank greek memes #greek myths #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods

[something-sappho-would-say]

(hades and persephone on the first date)

hades: “persephone...” i like your name.

persephone, awkwardly: thanks... i got it for my birthday.

#lo #lo fandom #lore olympups #hades #hades and persephone #Persephone #incorrect greek gods #greek gods

[something-sappho-would-say]

Persephone: what did the right eye say to the left eye?

Persephone: between you and me, something smells.

Persephone: hehe

Hades:

Hades: oh. haha, i get it.

(moments later)

Hades: *calls hecate for further explanation*

#hades and persephone #hecate #lo #lo fandom #lore olympups #incorrect greek gods #hades #persephone

[something-sappho-would-say]

Zeus: We will all miss Hades dearly. He will always have a special place in our heartts.

Hades: Oh my gods! Stop pretending I'm dead.

Zeus: Sometimes, I feel like I hear his voice.

#zeus and hades #hades #zeus #lo #lore olympups #lore olympus #dank greek memes #greek memes #greek myths #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek quotes

[something-sappho-would-say]

(Artemis, proclaiming to TOGOEM)

Artemis, holding up a bra: THE FIRST STEP IS TO FREE OURSELVES FROM THESE MALE-IMPOSED SHAKCLES!

#artemis #the simpsons as gods #the simpsons #greek memes #dank greek memes #greek myths #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #greek gods #lo #lore olympups #lo fandom #lore olympus

[something-sappho-would-say]

Ares, to Aphrodite:  kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

*insert intense make out sesh here*

#ares and aphrodite #lo #lo fandom #lore olympups #greek myths #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #aphrodite

[something-sappho-would-say]

(Athena, to Dionysus)

Dionysus: Athena, everybody knows that dragons do not attack cars. Geez, pick up a book...

Athena, disgusted: I pick up books like you pick up beers!

Dionysus: Then you must have a serious reading problem!

#the gods af #lore olympups #lo fandom #lo #lore olympus #greek memes #dank greek memes #greek myths #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #the simpsons as gods #the simpsons #homer #lisa sinpson