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homoqueerjewhobbit · 2 years
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Imagine if your outie ate an edible in the parking lot before work and you just slowly got higher and higher while sorting numbers by emotion and never having heard of the concept of recreational drugs.
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oregano-gremlin · 1 year
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graphic design (and shitty pride logos for fictional evil companies) are my passion
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raspberryluvr · 8 months
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Just finished the season 1 finale of Severance holyshitholyshitholyshit!!!!!! need to find some Severance mutuals bc omg
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strawlessandbraless · 9 months
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Thinking about the face journey’s Mark and Aziraphel have in the Severance elevator and the elevator to Heaven
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chainuuser · 1 year
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the music dance experience is officially cancelled.
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the-collector-blog · 1 year
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also.. one employee in the security control room is "harmony s" (in "d&r" aka "disposal and recollection"). my theory is that harmony cobel used to be a severed employee, and eventually was moved up to management, where severance no longer activated in her brain. (the security room very likely has the ability to do this.) she got severed because it was an objective of her cult- the quote "to heal, one must be cut" hangs upon her wall.
i think she is actually mrs. selvig as well. how? her late husband's last name was selvig, so before, she went by harmony selvig. harmony s. a while after his passing, she went back to her maiden name, harmony cobel. she sympathizes with outie mark because he, too, lost his spouse and was so heartbroken that he elected to be severed.
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sad-hamburger-waiter · 8 months
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On one end, you’ve got your work responsibilities:
Phones! Papers! Rigamarole!
On the other side is your personal baggage:
Aerobics! Children! Church!
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sibella · 10 months
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a real post from lumon’s linkedin
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seasonofthebxtch · 2 years
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Credit to @Spookybri on Twitter. This is cool as hell 👏
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homoqueerjewhobbit · 9 months
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We are a normal company.
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mybluejellyfish · 1 year
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severance
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icantfindmyfish · 2 years
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Welcome to Lumon...
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arip8228 · 1 year
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Ok, new theory/idea. So on the severed floor of Lumon you're not allowed to sleep/nap because it taps into your subconscious and the severance chip can't control that. So sleeping can tap into your outie's life when you're an innie and that's why Irving sees the black goo/paint when napping. BUT that would work two ways, therefore as an outie you could subconsciously tap into your innie's thoughts/memories while sleeping. This could be another downside to the severance chip, frequent nightmares about things you never remember seeing, long white hallways, endless fields of numbers, etc.
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bardsansa · 1 year
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sacrificial lamb.
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chainuuser · 1 year
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the you you are
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va-queer-o · 1 year
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I feel like I don't fully understand severance but like I don't want to fully understand it, there's many theories and I don't want them confirmed because I don't want to limit the possibilities, I want to remain ignorant of certain aspects of lumon industries
does that make sense? I mean... the work is mysterious and important after all...
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