I'm back!!! God, I need vacations already!!! How many more semesters for this to be over???
*actually looks it up*
A lot. A whole fucking lot. I am slowly dying :))
Anyway, Harry Styles' concert was fucking amazing!! I am not one for this kind of things but I loooved it!!! And I bought a little pin with a pride flag so yeeey🥰
And I also got around reading DML!!
I can't get over the fact that Alec is just shit at figuring out who is queer 😂😂
Listen David, you better stop this suicidal thoughts right the fuck now, love, or I'm going to go there, kill Albert and kidnap you myself if I must!!
OH GOD ALBERT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN THE WORLD AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH ITS ON SIGHT 🔪🔪
“I want to convert all the institutes around the world into gay nightclubs,” David replies nonchalantly. Do it!!! Don't let your dreams be dreams!!!
Max would 100% be into this idea😏
Me taking notes on everyone I need to kill for David to be free: uh-huh. Noted and on my way 🥰
“I hope you find your reason,” Alec manages to say. “A reason that is worth taking on that risk.” 🕯️manifesting this🕯️
The whole train wants David dead and apparently, David wants David dead too?
Today i barged in on these two ppl having some aLone tiMe in this empty classroom because for some reason my brain doesn't see what my eyes see so i did NOT SEE TWO WHOLE PEOPLE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and i deadass said "yeah nope we're staying hERE and if Annie wants to come, she WILL" and i was halfway into pushing my friends in the class when i realized there were t w o (2) whole people there looking so terrified of my dumbass energy.
So, in conclusion, today i channelled the Power of Magnus Bane: the cockblocker™ King.
Certain signs I'm In Too Deep in this fandom: a sudden burst of fic ideas. To date, I have:
the Magnus-centric 2.17 coda I started to resolve Dot's offscreen fate that season 3 has not yet jossed
the hurt/comfort leading up to porn that I started because I wondered if Alec and Magnus ever have mundane couple fights over stupid things
the five times one with Magnus in Alec's spaces
the obligatory longfic with Clary/Izzy that I really want to get off the ground
the sudden Renaissance Italy AU that I want to fight but that keeps coming up
and today, I started writing immortality angst because I finally knew the angle I wanted to take.
So, snippet of the day:
"Even if I knew how," Magnus says, hoarse, "do you think I'd do that to you? That I value you so little? You, Alexander, of all the people in the world."
Before Alec can parse any of that, Magnus is through the door. Alec sinks to sit on the couch, his mind a roar of confusion. When he finally moves, it's to grab his phone and stare at it numbly for another minute before he makes the call.
Izzy answers against the background noise of the ops center, but some sisterly instinct pings at his tone, because fifteen seconds later she's somewhere much more muted. "What is it?"
"I—" Now that he has her on the line, it's suddenly hard to speak. "I think I really screwed up, Iz."
my hella arbitrary list of fav malec moments ranked, just because i felt so aaaaaaand i have an unhealthy obsession with lists that is definitely diagnoseable but ssshhhhh
37. “you stupid Nephilim“ (c)
36. “I think the autumnal theme would be nice” “ABORT, ABORT, Isabelle, are you insane?” (c)
35. Hall of the Accords kiss in CoG
34. subway mugging attempt from the very first date
33. the way you just know book!magnus enunciates word “Alexander”
32. this absolute gem of an interaction
31. Magnus somehow figuring that enchanting his sister’s whip with magical protections would be the best gift to Alec for his birthday
30. The simple fact of Alexander Gideon Lightwood turning out to be wild AF, and having a certain proclivity to tearing Magnus’ expensive wardrobe pieces right off him, while in throws of passion
29. “Wow, you and Monogamous Bane make me tired. He’s even dumber than you are” (c) Lily
28. When Clary invented a rune to temporary present herself as one’s most beloved, and Alec saw Magnus, even though it happened mere months in their relationship
27. Magnus coming to the Institute to see Alec off to Alicante in CoHF, even though they were broken up
26. “Alec Lightwood loved one man so much...” cause duh
25. “He is not my warlock” cause DUUUHHHHHH
24. general population of the Downworld sometimes subtly reminding Alec about Magnus being slightly out of his league (e.g. “Punch above your weight a little, huh?” (c), etc.)
23. but at the same time, the journey from “STOP HUGGING SHADOWHUNTERS IN FRONT OF MY PLACE OF BUSINESS” (c) TEC 1 to “Get a room, cute boys!” (c) TEC 2
22. Mere fact that in spite of all the convoluted and complicated history Magnus has had with Nephilim over centuries, he eventually somehow ended up being married to their highest authority figure like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
21. “I do not ever want another love“ how dare you sir
20. the fact that Alec instantly knew(c) with Max, and Magnus instantly knew(c) with Rafe
19. and that it is physically impossible for them to come by an abandoned child, and stop themselves from adopting on the spot
18. Alec’s behaviour during warlock sickness in TDA
17.
16. ELYASS
15.
14. “The Voicemail of Magnus Bane” cause legendary
13.
12. “Catarina gave Magnus a delighted look over Alec’s shoulder. “At last”, she murmured. “A keeper.” (c)
11.
10. unforgettable “Since I am the Consul now, I guess I make the rules.” [...] “Was that flirting?” Magnus said. “Because I have to tell you I’m more in than I thought I would be.” [...] “Yes.” Said Alec. He paused. “No. A little bit.” [...] ‘’I mean I make all the rules. I’m in charge now”. “I told you already I was in“ (c) QoAaD
9.
8. I wanna say the entirety of tRSoM, which main plot premise was “two poor clueless idiots are just trying to screw each other in peace, but kept getting cockblocked at every turn”, but am gonna say Rome Hotel Scene, for reasons
7. also, the marvellous fact that the cockblocking torch was passed down from demons/cultists/princes of hell to malec’s very own precious infant heir
6. aaaaaaand of course let’s not forget to mention Simon Lewis in that particular regard
5. the general level of thirst throughout the whole saga
4. Yes, this one, this one fits, after all the stumbling around and searching, and here it is. (c) What to buy the Shadowhunter
3. The Land I Lost (”his first kiss and his last”, “but he could imagine, in some faraway future, the face he loved best”, “hey, my baby”, “once he’d said “my betrothed” and felt like a total idiot”, feel free to stop me at any point)
2.
1. [...] I spent days dying in chains, thinking you would never know this, so let me tell you now. I will love you as long as I live. However long or short my life may be, it seems to me that I could never find time enough to love you as you deserve. Loving you made me believe in eternity. Aku cinta kamu. (c)
As someone who just finished reading TRSOM, I think I’m qualified to host this year’s annual ship awards. In the category of “most cockblocked ship”, I hereby declare Malec as the winner!!! After being rudely interrupted time and time again by demons, warlocks, even Malec themselves, this ship (consisting of Disaster Gay Shadowhunter Alec Lightwood and Freewheeling Bisexual Warlock Magnus Bane) has made it to the top of our list!! Since neither member of this ship is currently here to receive this award, as they’re finally getting the alone time they deserve, this award will be taken by Jace Wayland/Lightwood/Morgenstern/Herondale, Alec’s parabatai, as the character who finally got laid in book six.
hdbdudnd ok but this person is so right and when i first watched it i was also like "damn alec u fucking suck at this repression thing huh". like he just immediately not only went "yeah that sounds fun", no hesitation (sidenote i think this might be the first time alec said the word fun lmao) but ALSO immediately went "when" like homeboy was SO EAGER. and when magnus said "right now" alec was turning and you could TELL he was about to do it. he was gonna be like "sorry clary gtg goodbye forever, i have to uhhh do stuff" (magnus: im stuff). but of course Clary Fray, Queen Of Cockblocking, had already ruined it before he could even say anything
which is why i find the "playing hard to get, i love a challenge" line particularly hilarious because not only was alec not playing hard to get, he was actually EXTREMELY eager????? he was ready to Just Go without a thought and then like when they had drinks alec actually fucking ditched his mom for him with barely any protest. if anything i was like "damn that was easy" and meanwhile magnus is like "hmmmmm, maybe hes playing a game or smth" which i get cuz he went from "yeah Lets Go" to "gtg bye" in two seconds flat without explaining why, but still. hilarious
another thing i love about this scene is the way magnus introduces himself??? like "we met before, with the demon". magnus. magnus. you are magnus bane, high warlock of brooklyn. he KNOWS who you are and would have even if you hadn't met. but after you've met and it 1- was literally less than 24h ago; 2- left uhhh.... quite a mark all things considered, ALEC FUCKING KNOWS WHO YOU ARE LIKE DIDNDKDNDOD. if i didnt know any better id say that magnus was nervous and idk i just find that kinda awkward introduction really cute, especially with that little pause
like "i'm magnus... we've met before. with the demon". idk it's just sweet. you can tell it was a spur of the moment decision and magnus was like playing with his book throwing it in the air meanwhile and you could tell he kinda didn't know what to say, especially with the "you seem.... sympathetic" dudbdind. magnus was SO interested in him but he had no goddamn clue what to say especially cuz as far as he knows alec might be in denial but like. damn if they didn't have chemistry and that moment where they held hands and the magic sharing was so intimate and easy and Off The Shits didn't draw magnus' attention. and he just really wanted to see the pretty guy again udndidnd iconic
i'll most likely write male or gn reader, so it's fair for everyone
give me a small description of what you want. i'm down to write some lgbt+ as i'm part of the community. if you want me to write the request as a mini series, tell me also
i'll try and write smut, but i doubt it. i'll write close to it (so basically a cockblock) but i'll see how i feel about it
i apologize if the requests take long. it's either because i've been a bit busy, writers block being a pain in the ass, i've been feeling unwell, or work has me drained
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