#make it make sense dipshits

[fuzzyunicorn]

Lmfao got some more info on u girls: u know how I’ve been saying all along it’s ur places 2 eat shit & like it? well lol I just got word u literally eat literal shit 4 ur black magick spells to work against me I’m howling bc they obviously aren’t working & ur so desperate 2 get a hit on me ur fucking eating shit every night lmao what the fuck??! So that means ur consuming a lot of it. No wonder God said ur full of shit he meant it literally… What the fuck is wrong w u? 😭😂 So ur eating shit on a nightly basis?? omg I haven’t laughed this hard since my grandpa passed

#God literally showed me u hunched over eating shit like a little fucking rodent u r and prove 2 b omg I’m geeking rn #now just imagine the plate shards as ur chips & the shit as ur salsa omg u know what I want 2 say but can’t 😭😂 #this just keeps getting better and fucking better on god #& 2 clarify the feds told me I cannot legally say my favorite phrase anymore but I can continue making posts about this satanic cult/coven #don’t u just love that? I sure do #no fuckin’ wonder satanist wear black robes so it’ll hide all the shit stains literally all I can think about rn is the South Park episode #when Kyle first finds Mr. Hankey (who is a literal turd jus Christmas themed) and while they’re fighting Kyle gets shit smeared all over him #that’s what I’m imagining as u cast ur black magick spells u fighting a turd & getting covered in shit while u scream @ this turd 2 kill me #omg I’m dying laughing & can’t stop I’m actually wheezing n cackling this is just too good #I cannot wait to meet u girls face 2 face 😭😂 #I know ur cult will kill u if u can’t make good on your promise 2 kill me or get me to off myself so I get ur desperation but to literally #eat shit? yeah I know about the fake death certificate ur crooks made (the crooks here r also members of this satanic cult) #Satan is coming 2 collect payment & since u can’t pay up his toddler tantrum will be taken out on u all since he knows w great vexation #payment is not possible when it comes 2 me being the sacrifice & im letting the cult members know rn their daddy Satan is pissed off & #looking to take the anger out on u all. ur dumb as shit 4 serving such a cruel master who the fuck signs up 4 this kind of shit? what does #that say about u all? u seek 2 serve an entity who despises u and wants 2 cause the absolute maximum suffering possible and ur all so #surprised 2 find out he’s actually cruel?? and u think none of u will ever b a recipient of that malice? like u r dumb as fuck. U all #think you’ll be the brides and husbands 2 these demons when they take u 2 hell? that’s not what happenes they put their witches thru the #worst torture possible and u all get out on that fuckin torture rack that is ur intended fate by Satan and his demons what about Satan hates #his witches so bad they get worse torture than the innocent souls they take there 4 shits n giggles & im gonna let u in on one of Satan’s #secrets he keeps from his witches: 1 reason why he makes sure his witches n warlocks get the brunt of the worst treatment bc he is punishing #u all 4 being so stupid and easily tricked. they will literally impersonate other entities just so they can trick u and have their fun w u #it’s hilarious to them all how stupid u all r. like y the actual fuck r u so willing 2 serve beings who view u and treat u like that? how #do u possibly think you’ll never be a target of theirs? u r nothing but an expendable tool to them y do u think u hold power over them? #the demons got cast out of Heaven 4 loathing humanity & 4 refusing 2 protect them & all of u witches n warlocks r literal humans… #make it make sense dipshits #like do u really not c this trap 4 what it is? they seek out humans so they can fuck on them #God wants the cult members stalking my tumblr 2 know if u choose the good side and wish 2 convert sides he will allow it and protect u like #he’s protecting me and that’s not a trap being laid he wants u 2 think about how intensely u all have attacked me and not a single thing has #happened 2 me and he wants u 2 realize that is his proof of his prowess but it’s up 2 u 2 take the leap of faith this isn’t a laid trap like

[sapphire-weapon]

>open Twitter >open DMs to send a message to a buddy I haven't spoken to in a while >there's a shitton of messages that I never got notifications for that I just straight-up missed over the course of A YEAR >goddamn it Twitter >this is all Elon Musk's fault >anyway >one of them is from the Project Umbrella guys >remember the big stupid bitchfight I got into with them last year >oh Jesus what the fuck did they want back then that I missed >open DM >HE'S DEFENDING THE RE ARCHIVES >NO FUCKING WAY LOL

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE RE ARCHIVES SAYS

THIS IS WHAT THE RE ARCHIVES SAYS:

And that's NOT what happens in Leon's RE3 epilogue. THIS is Leon's RE3 epilogue:

Oh but wait!

There's more!

This guy then tries to go on to defend the "Adam Benford kidnapped Leon" argument. Let's see how well his argument holds up.

So let's check his facts. Let's do a search for Jun Takeuchi.

Interesting. So Takeuchi became an executive around 2017. RE6 came out in 2012. So Takeuchi wasn't an executive at the time RE6 was written or released.

In fact

looking at this

Takeuchi didn't work on Resident Evil 6 at all. So... if he didn't work on RE6, then that would make anything he writes about it... fanfiction... wouldn't it? Otherwise, what gives him word of god for RE6's story? The fact that he was employed at the company at the time? Does this mean that any random environmental artist has word of god over the story? Do the Monster Hunter guys have word of god over RE6, too?

And what about Tsukasa Takenaka? Well, he's not even a big enough name to have a Wikipedia page to begin with. In fact, looking him up, it seems like he had a minor hand in writing RE5, produced Revelations 1, and worked on RE: The Mercenaries 3D.

yikes.

Okay, well what about this dude's other claims?

Adam Benford was director of the CIA in 2002 (according ONLY TO that airsoft ad written by the guy who did not work on RE6; this is NOT stated in RE6 itself), and his position in 1998 is unknown -- implying that he was not actually the director of the CIA in 1998. But Leon was kidnapped in 1998 by the CIA. So if he wasn't the director... then I guess he wasn't behind the kidnapping, was he?

Our friend from Project Umbrella then goes on to make a bunch of other claims right in a row, so let's go down them one by one.

>"Leon and Adam working together for a decade is only an approximation" Okay, but if you're approximating, the number would be closer to 15, not 10. Benford died in 2011. 2011 - 1998 = 13. So the rounded number would be 15.

>it's okay if RE6 gets the date wrong because supplementary material gets it wrong >implying that the game does not have more people working on it to ensure accuracy than random supplemental material. You're telling me that no one on the team of hundreds that worked on this game remembered that Raccoon City happened in 1998?

>RE6 is off by a year re: Chris killing Wesker

Is that true?

No, actually. That's not true at all. RE6 says it happened in 2009. And, wouldn't you know it. RE5 takes place in 2009.

So, what do you think, Mr. Project Umbrella?

Is that enough research that I've done for you?

Maybe the next time you want to go into a woman's DMs to mansplain at her and call her hysterical, you might want to get your fucking facts right first, you self-important misogynistic piece of human fucking garbage.

So.

In conclusion.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FUCKERS WHO CONTROL THE WIKI

THEY JUST FUCKING GO ON THE INTERNET AND TELL LIES

and talk down to women, apparently

#resident evil #resident evil 6 #leon kennedy #i suppose i'll have to add this to the 'leon's wiki is filled with lies and bullshit' page #but holy shit this was not what i expected to encounter today #this is your 'authority' on the canon #THIS is the fucker who's telling you that all supplemental material is canon and all devs have word of god #THIS fucking idiot #the wiki actively makes RE fandom worse #this is why this series's story doesn't make any fucking sense to people #because they're learning the story from this complete fucking dipshit moron #who puts every contradictory fact he can find together in one big pot and says 'THAT'S THE STORY' #no #the story is ONLY in the games and the movies AND NOTHING ELSE #IF IT'S NOT IN THE GAMES OR THE MOVIES IT'S NOT CANON #IF #IT'S #NOT #IN #THE #GAMES #OR #MOVIES #IT'S NOT CANON #DON'T EVER QUESTION ME #NEVER EVER QUESTION ME

[the-meme-monarch]

damn, that sucks. misgendering sucks. I really wish people would remember that frisk/chara/kris' pronouns are they/them

not because they're the fill-in for the player, but because literally everyone calls them those pronouns. jesus.

anyways you're right I wouldn't touch xtale with a 10-foot pole

i appreciate the ask bc someone Literally just gave me the most misinformed and dumb fucking take

#‘I’m trying to be as respectful as possible’ you are telling me #a nonbinary person. that misgendering a nonbinary character isn’t a big deal #also they literally called me annoying? fuck off dipshit #people gotta stop following me and then getting mad that I have firm boundaries #the monarch’s court #also putting your own gender on frisk makes no fucking sense when they also have like. a name and defined look already #if any character was to have a gender based on your own interpretation it would be your vessel. you know. the one you expressly built befor #before being stuck with kris. telling you no one can choose who they are in this world

[majorasnightmare]

from one mineru lover to another ... can i pleek hear the headcanons you have for her

KICKS DOWN DOOR

YES ABSOLUTELY

some loose context for the headcanons i have for her

the zonai hail from the silent realm and formed 3 major settlements originating from the decaying trial gates, one in the sky islands, one in faron, and one below in the depths (using the eldin gate that had since been buried under hyrules changing landscape). by the time of totks ancient era, the zonai had been slowly and steadily migrating back to the silent realm with mineru and rauru being the last to stay

hailing from the silent realm, the zonai culturally place a massive emphasis on self betterment through trials, self inflicted or otherwise, as a way of marking time through growth, in service to the goddesses

im using the oot elements, so the gerudo get spirit (which manifests as lightning) and mineru gets shadow, linking her to the sheikah and the technology theyll create

rauru and ganondorf are exes who had an EXTREMELY messy breakup before rauru founded hyrule

i can elaborate on that more (and will later) but for NOW

MINERU

so i headcanon mineru as this character thats deeply atheistic and autistic. which doesnt make a lick of sense until i explain it further lmao

mineru, to me, is this person thats deeply materialist, whereas her brother rauru is deeply idealist, and sonia is a staunch spiritualist (which is why her and rauru make such a good match for each other). minerus primary concern is The Real. the golden goddesses are Concretely Real but their influence is negligible. mineru grows up in a culture that dedicates themselves to spiritual self growth through trials of self betterment for, ostensibly, the sake of three goddesses no one will ever see or talk to or be touched by. they exist, surely, because the triforce exists, because their power exists, but mineru will never see them, hear them, talk to them, touch them, or see their hands mold reality. in every aspect she would care about, They Are Not Real. and so ascribing to a cultural norm of "betterment through trial" (needless struggle and self doubt) just. doesnt click for her. why chase spiritual enlightenment when theres shit to do RIGHT here?

shes this kind of gruff, non social person who nonetheless cares deeply and intensely but wants to dedicate her effort and energy to things she considers important. her brothers important. her work is important. vague divine approval? unimportant. shes more concerned with how things tick than the Grand Plan of it all.

a lot of this makes itself manifest in her role (in my headcanons and aus) as the sage of shadow, if you understand shadow as Unseen (Concealed) Truth. why do the islands float? how does zoanite work? what can we do with this energy? what can we make? how can we build on it? shadow magic, imo, requires a strong thread of creativity. its what makes OoTs shadow temple so brutal and the history behind it so heinous. but it isnt inherently bad. its creativity, imagination, the Unreal. its the drawing of a curtain and the throwing it aside. this underlying current, the need to understand How and Why, is what makes minerus cutscenes with this understanding so much more enjoyable to me.

mineru is this character defined by her inventions, whos headpiece mirrors the goggles purah and robbie wear, whos role as shadow, the creator the inventer the counterculture, will be revisited when the sheikah create technological wonders that will spread throughout hyrule. she makes a mech to house her soul to survive the thousands of years into the future. whereas other sages choose a successor, mineru says "youll see me there in the temple my damn self." because if you want something done right you do it yourself!

i headcanon mineru and rauru as hailing from the sky island zonai civilization, and theyre the last hyrule dwelling generation. she grew up watching these senseless tests of courage that just risked major injury for no good reason, and then her baby brother goes off to better himself because he wants to make a meaningful impact in the world, and it just cascades into a dominos of bad decisions. she doesnt put any stock into divine intervention because the only people who can save anything are us. i picture her being endlessly fascinated by her home and the constructs and that curiosity being the foundation for a lot of what she does from there on out. becoming a fantasy mechanic, an inventor, getting down into the nitty gritty of a machine and getting covered in grime and oil but not caring because theres a problem that needs fixing and she has a wrench. voraciously tearing into any book she can find, any historical record, being this treasure trove of information and trivia and history because she cant help but come back to those questions, how?, why?, again and again.

itd be easy to hear her described as anti social and gruff, and see her interpreted as a little standoffish and blunt, and end up viewing her as kind of an ass, and you wouldnt be wrong per se but its really just that mineru only really puts effort into a relationship she cares about, and she really REALLY pro cons that shit. her first and foremost concern is rauru, her little brother, and as the zonai migrate back to the silent realm, her last remaining family. when rauru descends to the surface in search of problems to fix and Be Of Help, mineru correctly assesses his budding relationship with the gerudo royal is one fated for disaster, because nothing good comes from entering a relationship just to "fix them" regardless of how well intentioned and kind hearted you may be. because of this she doesnt invest much into getting to know ganondorf as he interacts with her brother, because shes expecting it to blow up and doesnt want any of that blowback. nevertheless when that comes to a head in the WORST possible way (a situation in the au that results in the creation of the gibdo queen, the first blood moon, the deaths of several gerudo guards and the eventual deaths of koume and kotake, a situation that will then contribute to The TotK situation) mineru beats herself up every day for not being more involved. her brother is sweet, and truly believes in the ideals of the zonai he was raised with, that to struggle is to overcome trial and better ones self, and such an effort is a spiritual responsibility of those hailing from the silent realms, created by divine hands, because of the power theyre capable of wielding. she cant fault him for that, because rauru IS capable of great good and he WANTS to help people so bad, but as mineru surmised years earlier, when your inundated with this concept that You Have Power and your Obligated To Use It, you never stop to think that maybe you arent the best person to solve this issue. you cant use a wrench for a screwdrivers issue. and knowing that, knowing rauru is driven to help but too inexperienced to know what he CAN help with, mineru feels responsible for not stopping him from biting off more than he can chew. (rauru, on his end, solely blames himself)

so shes a bit More Present when he meets sonia and when his idealism leads him to found hyrule, she stays close, but she really can NOT be assed to be dragged into politics because jesus christ. no. but she continues to be like. Peak Older Sister. every time rauru has a problem, shes the one he turns to. every time rauru wants advise, he asks mineru. he loves her a lot and relies on her guidance because he considers her one of the smartest people he knows (she is, along with sonia) and even though most of the time its rauru once again trying to fit a square peg into a round hole, theyve basically been abandoned by the rest of their people (who have written hyrule off as this kind of Fun Ordeal but Not Worth It as they go on being fucking. philosopher kings in a realm of Eternal Silent Trial where you can freely perfect whatever magic bullshit you want without worry of a body count or, ya know, consequences because very little is physically tangible there). mineru isnt going to like. continue that trend, and just leave rauru to it. hes a grown adult for sure, but that just means its his responsibility to grow and change as a person, not that he cant ask for help. especially because she doesnt want him to handle everything alone

so shes hands off with the hyrule business, and plus sonias got a good head on her shoulders, shes a nice balance to raurus Impulsive Do Gooding and helps him move from individual action to Systemic Good (tho that in itself is another one of Raurus Bad Impulsive Ideas because founding a Divine Kingdom of Good is a fools errand). and for the most part mineru is fairly assured that it wont blow up too horribly (*loud incorrect buzzer*) but man. when they show up with zelda.

so raurus very much a "im divinely obligated to help people" and sonias v much a "fate ordained our meeting" type and mineru is very very much Not That. but zelda? zelda is so much closer in personality to mineru, so when rauru and sonia show up with this girl from the future that theyve basically adopted, minerus like "alright you are once again Back On Your Bullshit so im NOT getting Into It" AND YETTT. zelda ALSO cant stop asking how? and why? (because light and shadow are closer than most people think), and zeldas so invested in what makes this tech work, how it functions, what makes it go, and while rauru and sonia try to give zelda the best they can, zeldas also similarly thrilled to get her fancy white dress all gunked up with oil cuz theres a plug that needs reconnecting and mineru cant get her hand thru the gap. they get on like a house on fire and despite herself mineru loves zelda. absolutely adores her. which was NOT on todays to do list, for sure. and so despite herself mineru is now including zelda in her (very small) circle of family and similarly mineru is this gruff no nonsense figure zelda can earnestly talk to whos similarly concerned with the Real and the Practical and how it can be applied to solve our problems instead of omens chasing and prophecy fulfilling. which is why mineru goes out of her way to help zelda in a way she generally doesnt for sonia because well. zeldas basically her niece. and sonia can handle herself. and also zelda loves hearing about weird programming quirks in the constructs. so its really just kind of inevitable

but minerus pursuit of knowledge is why she knows about draconification (and rauru doesnt), and why rauru comes to her for help because thats kind of his habit. its a lot like asking big sis to beat bowser for you cuz you cant get it, and like she clowns on you for it but still takes the controller.

and when rauru and sonia are like "the ganondorf situation is Our Problem and we arent involving zelda" mineru is 100% behind that because uhh YEAH rauru it IS ur problem this is YOUR ex and your series of Questionable Decisions, but also why she throws herself into it because she does still carry that responsibility. she still feels that guilt for not protecting rauru from himself as his older sister, and that so many people suffered, and that now more people she cares about ARE suffering and WILL suffer. a feeling thats compounded by raurus sacrifice sealing ganondorf

understanding how the sky islands float was a childhood dream of minerus, to understand the hand of the divine and make it tangible and real, and while she achieves that, with the help of someone who really truly gets her and her work, the context surrounding it is so grief stricken and heart rending it thoroughly spoils the joy of scientific pursuit, which is probably why it isnt something mineru records in a lot of detail. in a lot of ways mineru loses all the people she considers family to that same Hand of Divinity, which imo makes mineru being atheist more richly thematic and adds to her character. its this combination of "am i being punished for my lack of faith?" alongside this determination to assert your individual power in SPITE of divine influence, taking herself to the present by her own craft and the sheer power of ingenuity and creativity and the aid of an equally learned peer. also her spirit bond is on the middle finger. i love that for her

this is long as fuck so im throwing bonus thoughts in the tags

#totk headcanons #mineru #mineru totk #mineru headcanons #totk zonai #zonai #totk spoilers #throwing my random commentary in the tags #literally i see shit like ''mineru comforting rauru after a nightmare'' thats like all soft and cutesy #and im just there like She Would Not Fucking Say That #MY mineru says fuck. and calls ganondorf a dipshit. my mineru hears zelda talk about rhoam and calls him a dense motherfucker #she isnt someone that shows kindness easily. but she IS still kind #she doesnt talk to people easily and doesnt play etiquette or politics. #shes a very I Follow Rules That Make Sense both socially and otherwise #it has to have a function a purpose a reason #including religion! why worship the gold trio if they leave you on read? make it make sense says mineru #yeah god may be real but god wont fire mega demon flamethrower at a molduga. i do that. me. #and until god DOES that then all three of em are CHUMPS #in the au i have with laura sonia becomes the light dragon and carries zeldas soul to the present along with the master sword #and her and mineru have a very emotional reunion #which. is EVERYTHING to me #ALSO I CAN AND WILL ANSWER FOLLOWUPS. I LOVE CONVERSATION #BUT LIKE A VAMPIRE. I MUST BE INVITED

[mamawasatesttube]

kon :)

#im rereading rots for the first time since i actually like. got into comics #<- started with rots and sb94 bc something is Wrong with me (kon disease) (instead of brain there is only kon) #and it's incredible how much more sense it makes when you actually know things about comics #but also kon is there and he's being such an obnoxious little dipshit and i like him so much. my baby boy who is so so so annoying #rimi talks

[klaeus]

ㅤㅤdue to being an original, klaus' blood is very potent; any supernatural that drank it would feel power they've never experienced before rushing through their veins. it would also basically give them a high, and they'd be extra energetic and more powerful for as long as his blood remained in their system. and naturally, anyone, including humans, would have any injuries healed basically instantly upon consuming his blood. it's important to note that due to being the original hybrid, his blood also contains werewolf venom. this would normally be a big issue for any vampire feeding on him, considering how negatively werewolf venom impacts vampires. but luckily enough, klaus' blood is of course also the cure for a wolf bite - so a vamp feeding on him would basically be simultaneously getting a bite and being cured of it at the same time. overall, it won't harm them, just basically gives klaus' blood a bit of a kick. think of it kind of like the supernatural version of hot sauce. spicy, but worth it if you can handle the pain.

#i know in canon werewolf venom is only produced in the mouth but as always im taking liberties jdfka #plus klaus is already so unique; why not add another thing? also his blood is literally the cure so i feel like it could make sense? #idk even if it doesnt pls leave me alone im small and dumb 😩 #this was originally saved as a draft that said “talk abt klaus’ blood dipshit” #bc i kept forgetting to do so lmao #does the hot sauce thing make it obvious that i dont take anything seriously? fdksa #headcanon.

[jewishbarbies]

irish people propping themselves up as paragons of morality because they have some fetishy relationship with palestine only to turn around and go full white supremacist with a hate mob based on false information and chant "irish lives matter" because they hate immigrants that aren't white is top tier irony

#g talks #some dipshit on twitter was like 'they stand with palestine so irish lives matter' #like?? #they only matter because they support your cause? #not bc they're human beings? #okay #but yes let's perpetuate white supremacy because the supremacists like something i like #make it make sense #racism #antisemitism #AND THIS COMING AFTER AN IRISH POLITICIAN SAID HE'S GLAD THERE'S SO FEW JEWS IN IRELAND #holy feckin shit

[cowlos-reyes]

Before i go to bed, i just wanna say something:

If you are ever in a situation where you feel the need to use bigotry to prove your correctness, or in retaliation for some slight, you were never right to begin with. You have no moral highground if you are ever willing to resort to spewing absolutely vile slurs.

Which is why, every time someone resorts to transphobia in situations like this, it reassures me that I'm in the right. Because they have no arguments other than hateful vitriol.

Displays of bigotry automatically prove people wrong because, more than simply being shitty, it shows a fundamentally flawed worldview.

#this makes no sense because I'm very tired #but I'm so serious being transphobic is shitty but it always convinces me even more than I'm right #some dipshit on tumblr isnt going to manage to convince me that 'oh im a freak with PRONOUNS' #bc that's not how that works. all they do is convince me that theyre an idiot.

[the-acid-pear]

I love when I hear people worry about "accidentally plagiarizing" something like brother that's inspiration. That's just what taking inspiration from someone is. You see something it sticks to your brain and you want to make something like that too because you liked it.

#luly talks #to me the best example is that one vinny clip where he explained how he wrote s song and he really liked it #and then was showing it to some other ppl and they were like this sounds verbatim like nirvana #and they were right it really fucking does #but Vinny was just like well it makes sense i love nirvana. like yes my beautiful generic looking man its as deep as that #art influences you you will imitate art we dont exist in bubbles this comes free with our humanity dipshit

[technicolorxsn]

"it was lazy writing and a plot hole" have you considered that humans are complex and flawed? and that the decision makes sense for that specific brand of asshole? god.

#'ohh why didnt he do the completely rational thing' bc humans are irrational dipshit #and that specific failing makes a lot of sense for him #bc hes a deeply insecure egotistical little bitch who projects like a fucking movie theater #especially given its pretty well implied just by the timeline that all this shits actually his fault #that doesnt rly have to do with his not film bro approved totally rational and perfect decision but i like ragging on him so #anyway #hes too caught up in brooding to make good decisions whoda thunk! #plus it wasnt planned in the first placr #id like to see you make better decisions on the fly asshole #okay anyway #sorry i hate killjoy filmbros like this #'uhum acktually theres humanity in the movie which is bad *cinema sins ding*'

[cortexreaver]

what fucking planet is this person from because none of this sounds accurate to me lol it encouraged it for sure but it didnt invent or even popularize the concept of bigotry as a joke and there is no fucking way it was anybody's introduction to that concept

#not a defense of the show nor denial of its influence back when it was way more mainstream #just hung up on the idea that it exposed kids to anything they hadnt been exposed to already either irl or in other media #nitpicking. im nitpicking. they used the phrase 'some of you may be too young to remember' earlier in the post it set me up to get annoyed #trying to be informative while patronizing your target audience awesome move also youre in your mid 20s dipshit #does any of this make sense ive barely articulated anything i give up ✌️

[punchline229]

Im connecting dots and having lore revelations about my own characters

#lydiaposting #Vivian Black #you fucking ingrate #you fucking dipshit #fuckin failure homosexual #it all makes sense now #and she's literally so stupid #i need to hit her with rocks till she can get it through her thick skull

[theramblingvoid]

Thinking about how much I love weight gain as a symbol of healing in fiction. Your superhero character having a dad bod in his happy epilogue because he's retired from the biz now and can live a full life instead of training for the cameras and to not be killed by villains 24/7. Your dystopia YA heroine becoming chubby in the peaceful world she built because she is no longer running on fear and adrenaline and has the space to become soft and comfortable. Your character who went through emotional hell in the first and second book of the trilogy and is relearning how to care for their body and nourish it and love life again in the third. This also applies to characters who were never "skinny" or "underweight" beforehand btw. Less weight gain in fiction as an indicator of "letting yourself go" more weight gain as an indicator of how far you've come.

#writing #weight talk #there's just something so comforting about it #i had a character a few years ago from a massive project that never really got its finish who was this immortal fighter recruited to #*protect his country way too young because the government were dipshits who believed a magic ring more than common sense #but anyway they worked this poor kid to the bone and so much went down before the need for him ended #but he was still immortal so there were still a bunch of people hunting him for a while or whatever but that's not the point #the point is that imagining him with a bit of soft tummy makes me so happy #to be able to put down roots and relax and live as his own person and not as a weapon #it just Gets Me yknow #I wish this was done in a positive way more often in fiction

[englishflagcumrag]

for reference:

#excuse the anglocentricism i just find this dichotomy interesting #because i'm uk but us terminology makes more sense to me. start at 1 dipshit.

[joan-deactivated20230204]

blanket statement so far that everything people complained about wrt jojolion is the stuff i really actively like about it

#oh the art is weird #oh the story doesnt make sense #oh the stands are batshit #oh theres no main villain for most of it #yeah. yeah. it fucking owns. dipshit #jojolion

[wilberave]

i mean i do love them, but on one hand i really think the haha autism funny memes on here are like… genuinely doing more harm than good in terms of how autistic people are treated. like, it’s great that people with lower support needs who don’t present symptoms in a traditional way are being recognized and getting diagnosed but at the same time, this website lacks absolutely any and all critical thinking skills. so people think “well i’m autistic and so obviously i have the same experience as every other autistic person, and if anyone implies differently they’re an idiot” which is why we end up with people making stupid ass fucking posts like “i’m the cool kind of autistic not the trains/steven universe/whatever other thing i’ve deemed cringe type of autistic :)” and people making fun of childish or weird special interests or people not reading social cues or just all kinds of shit that they’ve decided they don’t want to cloud this new Cool Edgy Autism brand that’s being built and it’s SO bizarre??

it reminds me a lot of the transmed shit honestly, in that being part of a marginalized community doesn’t mean you don’t need to unlearn your internal biases toward that community.

like how is calvin garrah bullying some non-binary kid with rainbow hair because they “make the trans community look bad” any different from you bullying some fandom blogger because “not all autistic people are cringey weirdos and they make us look bad”

#idk man i have a lot of thoughts that idk exactly how to articulate #i’m sure someone else has said it better #but i hope this makes sense #also because i know this is always some dipshits first comment this is not in response to anything anyone said to me #i myself have pretty low support needs and can mask pretty well most of the time #and i’ve found myself doing this exact shit!! #i think a lot of it is internalized ableism and also just like second hand anxiety #like if you’re stressing about masking and appearing neurotypical and then you see someone. not doing that. you stress for them in a way #which is helpful for NO ONE #idk man can we just be fucking like. chill. for once. treat people like human beings