#mans shaped like a Dorito

[lklvz]

All of a sudden Danni wanna be the back of a chair in an interview room 👁️👁️

#mans shaped like a Dorito #wide shoulders #mmmmmmm #luke alvez

[ecocharlier]

Sometimes bbgirl is just a 40yo FBI agent with a snatched waist and a resting bitch face 💋✨

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#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #my art #his slutty little waist #my man is dorito shaped and no i accept no other opinion on the matter #srsly there's no reason for him to be standing like that™

[simping-writting-mess]

I just want to be held by wriothesley between those amazing arms of his..... while he fucks me hard against the wall or on his desk and makes me forget who am I and what day is today while he calls me his good and sweet girl~~

#wriothesley x reader #Im so damn bad for this man #Im all his!! #doritoman #like come on!!! the man have dorito shape #like Chris Evans #genshin impact #freya simps

[baura-bear]

I have some things to say

1: being attracted to middle aged men is a curse and Corey Cott is not helping

2: his. arms.

#tell me how he’s shaped like a dorito #my man went from Jack Kelly to spot Conlon real quick #serious red muscle tee… you’re telling me that’s NOT spot conlon? #corey cott #heart of rock and roll broadway #newsies

[sailermoon]

I’m sorry I still think he looked cooler in the manga 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

#don’t get me wrong he got an upgrade for sure #but mappa has a tendency of toothpicking everyone that man is shaped like a dorito

[jpasionr]

Misc sketches from this week (read more of the full sketch and the picture from my switch lite with reference to that plushie beside Tryce

#jpr sketches #splatoon #splatoon 3 #bomb rush cyberfunk #I didn’t tag rise!mikey because I haven’t drawn the turtles in a while but he makes me happy tho 😭 #I sort of drew big man that tiny because I was taking a break before going back to paint in class (triangle shaped like a dorito chip lol) #this was my second attempt at drawing tryce with having my switch on stand by while looking at his character model for a few minutes #I gave him slippers instead of his regular shoes because it was around 5 am when I realized ok I might need to stop lol #a slight headcanon ramble while bel has her phone I like to think that bull plushie belongs to tryce #like when the hideout was just starting out bel suggested that plushie would look cute there #and after a while tryce finally agrees that it does look cute there #I had some extra time because class got cancelled from tuesday #I still went to class because the studio was open but the sudden news and the extension on a project made me go time for more silly sketche

[akkivee]

hitoya’s canon waistline being smaller than kuukou’s, same size at best, has always made me feel some type of way lmao

#this is vee speaking #i’m being generous in the pic on hitoya’s side to account for the angle he’s in #but there wasn’t much space between the standees so i’m not taking foreshortening into account lol #and you can take a few pixels off to account for kuukou’s clothes but even then ☹️☹️☹️ #i’m not complaining about kuukou’s waistline lmao in fact if i ever do know that is an imposter lmao #i reject hitoya’s canon waistline is what i’m saying LOL #he probably has a dorito shape like a stronger upper body #but hitoya in my mind is toned and kinda square and BIGGER THAN KUUKOU SINCE HES A BIGGER MAN #much like his dhbat➕ manga build actually lol #maybe in canon he’s supposed to have a dancer’s body in the traditional sense?????? like the way the more slim ddb dancers look #i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s supposed to have a middle ground body type between kuukou’s more built body and jyushi’s lankier type lol

[caseyjonesbignaturals]

ppl who draw the 2012 turtles with like ripped man bodies are my least favorite kind of technically normal fanart

#theyre literally 5ft tall and oval shaped at what point did you get dorito proportions out of that #its just odd like. #thats not 15 year old michelangelo thats a 30 year old man in a fursuit #ive seen it with the rottmnt turtles too to some degree but like they already have human proportions for the most part but 2012 turtles? #thats just a regular ass turtle body with human limbs come on now

[leowifefang]

well now.

#dont worry this is on my shit file #man has NO ass #shaped like a dorito :( i thought hed be thicker #i kindof want to go sage on my main file but he .hits too ahrd with lances for me to reclass #fe:e spoilers

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Wes & Lucy headed to the stage to fuck shit up

#can we talk about this man's figure for a second? like damnnnn. #the broad shoulders and the cinched waist. like c'mon he's totally not playing fair right? #everybody raves about captain america's dorito shaped torso but don't be sleepin' on wes's statuesque and snackable body okay #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #down the rabbit hole #Black Light Burns #Lucy the Rabbit appearance

[sistervirtue]

you know sometimes i think we overapply the word twink

#nyc knacks #like when i see really serious posts acting as if twink is the ideal body type for men in society....ok Yes #skinniness is rewarded #but twinks are also explicitly gay men who tend to be more feminine who are young + skinny + have little body hair #they are not the 'idea' body type for men in art #they are just the ideal 'nonthreatening gay' to cishet people #i know we're on the gay people website but not every skinny man is a twink goddammit #and hes not a twink if hes shaped like a dorito

[enumchase]

I saw that not only did you vote for Toto (over at Twitter/X), you also see the vision that is Toto/Christian. I want to personally shake your hand and/or hug you. (trent-crimm)

🤝🤝🫡🫡 i absolutely cannot resist the power of two dilfs & enemies to lovers goodness i literally hear the “you’ve got a problem change your fucking car” conversation in my dreams

#also like have ppl seen toto… that man is built like fucking… captain america #dorito shaped mf #thank you mercedes petronas f1 team for always putting their staff in tight white shirts #chase speaks

[splattermouth]

literally volo canonically has the tree trunk thighs but the male model washboard abs and pillow pecs and somehow still skinny ass waist need to fucking Stop im sorry

#theyre making my guy dorito shaped!!!! #theyre making him out like hes fucking captain america shaped and not just A Traveling Merchant in 1800s Japan #i Need you to replay this game and tell me this is a man who would willingly lift #who would willingly go to the gym #snap snips

[the-godparticle]

i have din brain rot right now and am working on a mandalorian battle jacket and apparently a suggestive din drawing

#i just wanted to draw the dorito shaped man and i didn’t know what to do with his hand #so i gave him his spear and it looks like he’s holding his C O C K #it’s gonna get did because i love him and miss him

[gothamite-shenanigans]

thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg

anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident

#I'M SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BRO HOW DO I FACE HIM AFTER I SAID THAT??? #i would rather live in metropolis #AND NIGHTWING BROUGHT IT UP LATER THAT NIGHT I'M GOING TO KMS #he was like “so i heard you like potato chips...” OOPS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO JUMP OFF A BUILDING YEP #gotham #gothamite #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #only in gotham #dc rp #dc rp blog #gotham oc #gotham rp #rp

[tadfools]

So many straight folks are like ‘oh Astarion is such a twink’ like honey the man is shape like a Dorito. Look at the width of his shoulders! Come on now! If you want a Baldur’s Gate twink so bad Barcus is right there

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #baldur’s gate iii #astarion #barcus wroot #bg3 shitpost