#mha sweets! 🍬

[crybaby-bkg]

I love jealous Bakugou who starts peacocking after a while to get all of your attention.

going to a party and Kiri carelessly picks you up to spin you during a dance, drunken laughter shared between you two. Bakugou watches on the couch the whole time, eyes slitted as he nurses the same beer he’s had all night. he listens to you giggle over the music about how strong Kiri is and—fuck it, he’ll show you strength. he takes the opportunity to scoop you off of your feet next time you guys are out and there’s a puddle in the middle of the road, puffs his chest out a little as he cradles you against him, when you let out that lighthearted giggle but for him this time.

Bakugou catches you chatting deku up, squeezing at his biceps when you tease him about how big he’s been getting. you only do it bc you know it flusters the green haired man, and you think it’s cute how he looks like a strawberry whenever you coo at him. But Bakugou only sees that as the push to go to the gym more, focusing even more on his arms, wearing all of his tanks around you. puffs his chest out again when he puts his arms behind his head and you pat at the bulging muscle and find yourself tracing the veins on his arms.

He sees you dancing with Sero at another squad gathering, something fast and sensual, your arms around his neck while he holds your waist. his face is buried into your neck and it makes you giggle whenever he whispers where to move your feet next. and does Bakugou take that as an active threat against his crush on you? of course he does. finds himself holding you against him at a party, swaying with you, way out of his comfort zone but he wants to show you that he can dance too, damnit.

Denki makes some offhanded comment about holding your bags when you go out to an amusement park, something else about going with you when you need the bathroom too. Bakugou is most definitely shoving him out of the way, manhandling all of your bags from you as he pushes you in the direction of the bathrooms instead. finds his chest practically spilling out of his shirt when you hug him by the end of the night, thanking him for being so kind, telling him that he’s the best friend you could ask for.

and does his heart drop to his ass when he hears the word friend? maybe. just a little.

#a hint of angst in the end lol a little unrequited love if you will #I wrote this last night while sleeping meds were in my system #so I hope this makes sense #I was thinking about jealous peacocking bkg tho all day yesterday #bc I wore this cute ass maxi dress and was like #he’d be so pressed to say that he was my bf lol #I want him obsessed just a liddol 🤏🏾 #oh and I loveeeee the thought of dancing with Sero so so so much #like hip to hip #faces close as you breathe in the same breath #and he’s smiling down at you all cheeky bc he sees how flustered you are just from dancing #I’m slowly becoming a Sero simp omg o vant #I CANT #what the hel is o vant #anyway #I wanna either do my makeup today or keep writing my original story #not enough hours in the day :( #have a great one guys!!! #—another tasty treat! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[jointhearumanati]

MHA CLASS 1-A PLUS TEACHERS TYPE OF PARTNER

👁️Aizawa🚫: Loud Blondes (Hizashi)🏳️‍🌈

🗣️Hizashi🎙️: Antisocial Grump with Heart of Gold (Aizawa)🏳️‍🌈

🔞Kayama💤: She will sleep with almost anyone One night stands are her type (Chaotic Pansexual)

💪Toshinori🇺🇲: Sweet Women with half up ponytails (Straight Ally)

🦵Midoriya⚡: Ochako and Todoroki (Bisexual)

👩‍🚀Ochako✋: Midoriya (Straight Ally)

🏃‍♂️Iida💨: His complete opposite to balance him out (Pansexual)

🐸Tsuyu👅: Brains and common sense (Bisexual)

❄️Todoroki🔥: Midoriya (🏳️‍🌈)

✨Aoyama🧀: Iida and Midoriya (🔥🏳️‍🌈)

💢Bakugo💥: Kirashima (🏳️‍🌈)

🪨Kirashima💪: Tough Guys (🏳️‍🌈)

⚡Kaminari🔋: Purple Haired Edgy Goth (Disaster Bisexual)

💪Sero🕸️: Party Girls (Straight Ally)

💗Mina😈: Party girls and boys (Pansexual)

👂Jirou 🔊: Kaminari and Momo (Disaster Bisexual)

🪆Momo📕: Jirou (Lesbian)

👥Tokoyami 🌑: Brains and common sense (Bisexual)

🐙Shouji💪: Brains and Common sense (🏳️‍🌈)

🗣️ Hitoshi 🧠: Loud Blondes (Kaminari and monoma)🏳️‍🌈

🐒Ojiro🧍‍♂️: Hagakure (Straight Ally)

🧤Hagakure🥾: Ojiro (Straight Ally)

🍬Satou💪: Girls who like his cooking (Straight Ally)

🐦Koda🐜: N/A (Aro/Ace)

#Midoryahasmainprotagonistharempower

#Everyoneisatleastalittlegayformidoriyaandbakugo

#Momoandtodorokirichgaysoledarity😎

#LoudblondesintheAizawafamily

#erasermic #inkomight #izuocha #tododeku #iidayama #dekuyama #kiribaku #kamijirou #kamishin #seromina #momojirou #shinmono #my hero academia

[pervysenpaix]

What's Your Flavor ?🍬

Looking for something sweet ? Well, let's see what we have in stock !

NEW FLAVORS COMING SOON 🍬🌚

#pervysenpaix #mha x black reader #obey me x blackreader #obey me smut #mha smut #mha x reader #obey me x reader

[bitesizedlovezine]

🍬 Bite-Sized Love: A MHA Valentine Mini Zine is bringing a variety of sweet treats to your digital doorstep, free this February! Our contribs are finishing up in the kitchen. You won't want to miss their labors of love this Valentine's Day. 🍭

#bnha #mha #bnha zines

[thatonegaytheaterkid]

Hello again its your person 🍬☃️ (Candy sownman). I decided to read old posts of yours (that I've have and haven't read). I really love alot of your fluff mha ones most lol. Off topic a little but I've been reading a lot of older posts of people I follow as of lately. All of them are really fluffy scenarios thats overall sweet. The one thing I find so sad with the ___ x( insert any pronouns for reader you want) reader. Is that you have to search ___ x reader fluff. For overall sweet or comfort scenarios. Like a year-and-a-half ago 90% of the posts on that, you didn't have to put fluff it was just sweet scenarios but nowadays it's a lot of smut. I find it really disgusting I know some poeple like that but what happened to the overall sweet x reader community that it was. I knows a lot of people who like that stuff apparently but it's just the fact that the community has changed so much in so little time. It just makes me sad.

Sincerely

~ 🍬☃️ (Candy sownman) ~

I know exactly what you mean!

every single time i try to find anything it's literally always just smut

Personally i don't really mind reading smut but like, c'mon man every single time

Like it's so hard to find any fluff now, and even when you do find some it still manages to have smut in it somehow like ☹️

#ALSO THANK YOU- #I'M ACTUALLY EMBARRASSED BY A LOT OF MY OLD WORKS BECAUSE THE WRITING ISN'T REALLY THE BEST BUT THANK YOUUUUUUUU<333333333333

[rinphoria]

Hello can I get a matchup? (Well done for getting 1.4K followers :D) Can you match me up with someone from MHA. I enjoy playing games, baking and writing books in my free time. I tend to act differently around different people on how they would prefer me to act. Like playful around my friends and quiet around very talkative people.🍬 (Also I don't have a preference for the gender)

i match you with… momo !

a relationship with momo is full of nothing but love. she’s sweet and caring and always wants to show that through her actions. she’s not too well-versed on games, but seeing that you enjoy them makes her want to learn how to play. you could spend the entire day explaining the rules her and ultimately throwing the game just to see her cheer about her win. baking with you is one of her favorite ways to spend time with you. whenever she sees cute cookie cutters at the store, she picks them up and excitedly shows them off to you. she loves taking pictures of the final product and feeding you the first bite. she’s always peering over your shoulder when you’re writing to get a sneak peak of how your story is progressing. she’s takes an interest in just about everything you do. her ultimate goal in your relationship is revealing the real you, the one who doesn’t feel the need to adapt to the people around them.

event is closed!

#milestone.celebration #sender.anonymous

[crybaby-bkg]

Week Four, Day Three of Kinktober 2022

Mommy Kink: Boku no Hero Academia: Denki Kaminari

Word Count: 900

Tags: mommy kink, missionary, tit sucking, mention of lactation, casual fuck buddies

It had started off as a joke. Something you had seen on one of your social media apps, asking your friend Denki about it since he always seemed to be knowledgable about the latest trends. Asking him why everyone would comment mommy under your posts whenever you posted something with your chest exposed. And he had explained it, albeit a little awkwardly since he was trying really fucking hard to not stare at your tits, but you had found it funny. Thought it was hilarious even, to which the electric blond even started calling you that whenever he saw you. 

It was supposed to be a joke. 

So why the hell are you coming so hard around Denki’s cock when he calls out mommy one day while you’re having sex? You two were casual fuck buddies, screwing around whenever you wanted to let off some steam, just enjoying each others company, but he had never used the term while in the bed. Because it was supposed to just be some stupid inside joke between the two of you, not something that made you cum whenever you heard it. 

You don’t talk about it, but it happens again the next time. Denki is above you, your legs thrown over his shoulders, his cock sliding pleasantly against your walls. He grunts and mutters little things under his breath that you’ve learned to ignore, but you can’t help but tune in this time when you hear a familiar word shared between the two of you. 

“Fuck, mommy you feel so fuckin’ good around me. Fuckin’ love your pretty ass tits, shit,” Denki groans, eyes fluttering open to stare at your jiggling chest from every thrust inside of your leaking hole. It makes your breath stutter, cunt clenching down a little harder around him, so much that it makes his eyes roll into the back of his head and his back curl into you. 

“Why do you keep c-calling me that?” You whine to him, hand hanging onto the headboard behind you to keep from hitting your head against it. Denki finally unrolls his eyes, dazed, biting at his bottom lip as he starts to fuck you a little faster than before. 

“Calling you what?” He asks through a moan, barely able to keep eye contact as he glances down at your tits again. He stops trying to resist temptation and finally just grabs one in his warm palm, rubbing roughly at your nipple with his thumb as he squeezes and gropes the fat there. It makes you whine in sensitivity, reaching a hand down to start swiping at your clit as you can already feeling your climax creeping up on you. 

“Don’t play dumb, Denks. You k-keep calling me,” you swallow before spitting the word out. “Mommy, and it—its supposed to just be a joke between us.”

Denki’s golden eyes are round and wide when you finally spit it out, and gasps a little under his breath when he repeats the word after you just to feel you clench up again. He narrows his eyes at you, slows in his thrusting to level you off with a look. 

“Do you not like it? Because you came last time when I said mommy.” He spits the last word out with a sly grin and pairs it with a rough thrust inside of you, so hard that it sends you up a little higher on the bed with a gasp. You sneer at him as much as you can, trying to quiet your moans when he starts picking up his rhythm again, cocky and smiling, as he watches how a simple word starts to do you in. 

“You do like it. You fuckin’ love it when I call you mommy.” Denki tells you, accusatory. You want to deny it, but its hard when it makes a shiver wrack through your body and your cunt spasm so hard that the both of you groan and falter. Denki doesn’t stop though, just keeps fucking his cock inside of your slick walls while you keep rubbing at your pulsing clit. 

“Does it turn you on that bad, mommy? Huh? Makes you wanna cum all over my cock doesn’t it?” He teases, grinning wide like a Cheshire Cat. You want to smack the look right off of his face, but its hard when your orgasm suddenly knocks into you so hard that your vision blanks for a moment. Denki whines in the back of his throat from how tight you’ve suddenly gotten, quieting his noises when he swoops down and sucks your nipple into his mouth. 

He groans around it, balls still smacking against your ass until he feels himself teetering on the edge. Denki only has to imagine your nipple sticky with milk to do him in, eyes rolling into the back of his head as he just collapses on top of you, body spasming as he releases his seed in your still twitching walls with a long drawn out groan. Minutes pass before he finally rolls off of you, laying a hand over his stomach and one over your own, turning his head to look at you. 

“So I guess calling you mommy casually is out the door, huh? Might cum on yourself in the middle of the agency—” he’s silenced by the pillow you shove over his face, but sadly, doesn’t stop his giggles from erupting throughout the quiet room. 

#crybaby.bkg.kinktober #denki treats! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #cw: mommy kink

[crybaby-bkg]

Week Four, Day Four of Kinktober 2022

Hate Fucking: Boku no Hero Academia: Shinsou Hitoshi

Word Count: 1.3K

Tags: hate fucking, enemies to fuck buddies, frottage, mean insults to each other, mentions of blood and violence

Shinsou tries to ignore the quick pattering of feet behind him, but it’s hard when you’re practically fuckin’ gaining on him. He doesn’t stop his long strides though, just waits for you to catch up to him, which will hopefully be never once he ducks into his office and locks the door. But of course, you catch him right as he steps inside, shoe in the door to stop him from closing it in your face. 

Ooh, and what a mean face it is, he thinks to himself as he looks at you tiredly. He already knows what the issue is, what your personal issue is, and he can’t say that he really feels like hearing about it right now. He should be celebrating this, this win, this promotion of his own office space and becoming head of the underground heroes department. A promotion in which you thought you were more deserving of. 

“You know I should’ve gotten that fuckin’ promotion, dead eyes.” You spit up at the man, unafraid to poke your finger into his hard chest. Shinsou only looks down at where your finger is still on him before only flicking his eyes up, staring at you through his purple fringe. 

“And what makes you think that?” He asks sarcastically, tone leveled and dry, giving you nothing to combat against. That makes you even madder though, as you take a step forward, expecting him to step back, but he only stands his ground, so now you’re barely two feet apart. 

“You stole that fuckin’ villain from me last night, and now because of that, they think you’re more qualified for the position but you’re not.” You sound like a petulant child, he thinks, as he stares down at you from the bridge of his nose. It’s cute though, your little tantrum, as you try to puff your chest all up and convince him that you’re just as big and bad. His little smirk only infuriates you more, as you take another step to him until you’re chest to chest. 

“So what are you gonna do about it?” Shinsou drawls lazily, mouth quirking up on the side as he watches you damn near blow smoke out of your ears. You’re so goddamn cute, like a fucking chipmunk with their cheeks stuffed, with your hands balled at your sides, and your feet stomping quietly in place. 

He doesn’t know who makes the first move, but suddenly his mouth is on yours and you’re kissing him with so much anger and passion, he fears it might knock him off of his feet. Shinsou drags you into his office, slamming the door and then slamming you against the back of it, securing the lock as you both devour each others mouths with an intensity that’s so great, it could make fires burn bright, melt the building, create an explosion to be seen across continents. 

“I fuckin’ hate you.” You mutter to him when he bites hard at your lip and pulls until it snaps back in place. You can taste copper on your tongue, and it only fuels you more, diving in for his mouth once again, bringing him into you by clawing at his nape. Shinsou hisses when he feels you draw blood under your nails, and vows to kiss and bite you harder until you’re the one that bleeds the most, until your crimson mixes with his own and he can’t separate the two of you. 

“Feeling’s mutual.” He groans against you, hiking your leg up until it rests on his hip, humping his cock against your clothed mound until he hears you moan under your breath. He chuckles at that, at how you’re such a fucking spitfire and hate him so fucking bad, up until you can feel his cock rubbing against your desperate little pussy. 

“Fuck is so funny, dickhead?” You snarl at the purple haired man, leaning down to bite at his neck, sucking at the wound until you’re sure a bruise will form in the shape of your mouth. Shinsou throws his head back and groans, one hand under your knee, the other pulling you closer to him by your ass. 

“How desperate you are for my cock.” He huffs, feeling impatient enough to just rip your pants down, taking your panties with him until they bunch up around your thighs. “Try to act so mean and nasty to me, but you’re humping my fuckin’ leg like a—”

“Say bitch in heat and I’ll bite your fucking tongue off.” You spit to him, eyes lit aflame as you pull back to stare at him. Is it bad that Shinsou almost cums at the sight of you? At the sound of your mean and nasty words? Is it bad that it only makes him groan and rip his cock out before he bullies it between your thighs and starts humping in between your slick lips before you can even register what’s happening?

“Fucking me is a privilege,” you sneer in his ear, where you fit your mouth against the lobe, holding on tight to his shoulders as his rocking hips keep pushing you back into the door. You wrap your thigh even tighter around him so that he can have a smaller and wetter space to fuck his cock against, rubbing the head and shaft of it on your clit cruelly. 

“Like how having my position is a privilege to you, too? Only thing is, I’ll be in this pussy sooner than you would get your stupid fuckin’ promotion.” His words are mean and it makes you bite at his shoulder so hard, he has to clamp a hand over his mouth to keep from howling. You practically want to maul the man, want to shred at his skin until there’s nothing left and they’d have to put you in his position. 

But his cock feels so good and his mouth fits so well against your skin, all you can do is hump his cock thrusting between your folds and take your anger out on him by sucking another hickey onto his bruising neck. 

“I’m gonna get that fucking position, asshole.” You snap at him, pulling back so that you can breathe against his mouth without properly kissing it. Shinsou only chuckles at you before he groans, fucking his hips against you quicker as you can tell he starts to chase his orgasm. 

“And I’m gonna fuck you raw.” He grins, watches how your eyes widen before you glare at him, despite your cunt telling him all that he needs to know. 

“Like hell you would.” You sneer at him, clawing at his nape again as you can practically taste your orgasm on your tongue. Shinsou looks downright evil now, as his eyes glow some ominous purple before he whispers against your soft lips, 

“I could say the same to you, sweetheart.” Oh the fucking bastard, you think to yourself, glaring at him again before your eyes roll back from your orgasm. Shinsou crashes his mouth against yours to quiet your noises, grunts spilling into your own mouth as he cums and paints your inner thighs and clit and the door white with his cum. His hips stutter against your own for a few seconds before he finally slows, pulling away from your mouth with a sigh as strings of saliva slap against your chin and his bottom lip. He looks at your sweet little fucked out face, smiling at you, before you both seem to come to your senses. Hurriedly, clothes are pulled back on and you’re scurrying out of his office, not after throwing a final comment over your shoulder,

“This isn’t over, dead eyes.” And shit, Shinsou really hopes this won’t be the last time you guys do this. He could get used to your mean insults and sweet little whines. 

#crybaby.bkg.kinktober #shinsou treats! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #cw: blood mention

[crybaby-bkg]

Week Four, Day One of Kinktober 2022

Foot Kink: Boku no Hero Academia: Midoriya Izuku

Word Count: 1.1K

Tags: foot kink, mentions of drinking/drunk Izuku, foot jobs at breakfast table

Izuku doesn’t drink much, hardly ever if you really think about it. Maybe for occasions, like celebrations, and parties, and UA get togethers. As often as he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t get drunk either. You’ve never seen him sloppy or stumbling or crying, just smiling more and definitely clings to you like a koala. 

Last night, though, he was trashed by the time he made his way home. Stumbled in, crying about how much he missed you, sloppily kissing at your face and cheeks and neck with too much spit. You couldn’t help but laugh though, and clean him up as you got him ready for bed. As you did, he said something to you. A little comment that made your face warm and your heart skip a beat, mainly because of the lovesick look on his face that he only got when you agreed to try out one of his weird kinks again. 

You shouldn’t be so surprised that he tells you about his foot kink. Honestly, you two have tried less kinky shit than anything dealing with feet, but it must’ve been something really bad for his raging hormones if he kept it from you for this long. Izuku lays in your bed with his head at the end of the bed, your foot grabbed in his strong hands tightly, holding it against his face as he peppers kisses along your toes. He finally falls asleep when you stop wriggling them and let him hold your feet, him content and happy, you annoyed and grumpy that now you have to sleep with his feet in your face. 

He obviously forgot about the whole situation by the time he wakes up. In the middle of the night, he must’ve changed positions, because his back is to your chest when you get up. You wriggle away from him, getting up to put some water and headache medicine on his bedside table, before you make your way into the kitchen to make breakfast. 

It’s about an hour before he finally wakes to the smell of breakfast, groaning and moaning about this and that as he drags himself behind you to cuddle into your neck. He doesn’t mention the feet thing, and neither do you—for the moment. Only direct him to grab a plate and another water bottle from the fridge, before you’re both seated at your kitchen table across from each other. 

You ask him how his night was, if he remembers anything. Izuku’s too busy digging into his food like a man starved to pay your slick look any mind, too busy guzzling down everything you cooked to notice. He shrugs about this and that, laughing about memories he can hazily recall, shaking his head at the more embarrassing ones. It’s when you make your move. 

“You remember this?” You ask him with a teasing lilt to your voice as you lift your foot up until it rests in his lap, right where you can feel his heavy cock laying. Izuku pauses, eyes widening as his entire body locks up. He looks at you through dark green lashes, his cheeks stuffed and full to capacity with food, scanning your face as you feel a twitch beneath your ankle. Izuku swallows hastily, damn near choking, as he splutters when his mouth is finally cleared. 

“Remember w-what?” He tries to chuckle through it, but you can see the sweat on his brow and feel how he tries to shift his hips away from your foot. You only let the weight come down harder, watching how his eyes flutter, as you smile softly. 

“How much of a pervert you are, Izuku.” You never use his name, so it makes his entire body shiver when you do. He drops his utensils finally, slumping back in his seat as he grabs your ankle, looking at you with little shame this far into your relationship. 

“Can you really be that surprised?” He asks, far past stuttering and stumbling when his kinks are discovered. You both embrace it at this point, chuckling at his haste in lifting his boxers and pulling them down so that he can feel the arch of your foot against his shaft. 

Izuku settles more into his seat now, tip of his cock resting against his belly, eyes locked on how your sole starts to slowly caress and stroke the veins on his length. It’s an awkward feeling, with your knee bumping against the top of the table and having to angle your foot a certain way, but Izuku obviously doesn’t seem to mind it. 

Only grabs your ankle tight between thickened fingers and starts to slide the tip of his cock against the back of your toes and the now slick sole of your foot from his precum. He groans under his breath, bare pecs heaving as he finally gets to live out this dirty fantasy he’s been keeping from you for who knows how long and gods knows why. 

“So many kinks with you, can’t keep up,” you pout at him, letting him use your foot to grind against, watching how his stomach tenses from the other side of the table when he starts to buck his hips up. Izuku only grins at you, dimples and bright smile blinding you, despite defiling your foot with every rut against it. 

“Sorry,” he murmurs, and he’s so unapologetic it makes you snort. “You just bring out the worst in me. Everything about you’s so fuckable.” Izuku groans at that, head thrown back as you start aiding him in rubbing his cock with your foot, even deciding to bring your other one up so that he can slide between the arches of your feet. 

“Or maybe you’re just a lewd bastard. How about that, huh?” You tease, focused on cupping your feet together as tightly as you can, watching how Izuku falls apart before your very eyes. Breakfast is long forgotten as he curls in on himself, panting, eyes screwed shut, as he focuses on bucking his hips and fucking his cock between your arches. 

Izuku cums with a gasp, his fists tightening up as his body lurches hard, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. You only watch him though, feel drips of his cum coating your feet all the way up to your shins, biting your lip when he looks at you between his fringe with a huff. He inhales deeply once more before he falls onto the table, cheek smushed against the coolness, barely missing his plate. You reach over and pet his hair, humming under your breath. 

“You spoil me.” He murmurs, eyes slowly closing like he’s about to go back to sleep. You only laugh though, and massage his scalp. 

“Yeah, I know.”

#crybaby.bkg.kinktober #deku treats! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #cw: feet #cw: drinking

[crybaby-bkg]

𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐺𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝𝑠 (𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑠)

𝐷𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠

Giving them lap dances

Sleazy masseuses (KiriBaku)

Big boobs and bumpy car rides (BakuSquad)

Fighting over you at a party (ShinBaku)

Polygamy with two heroes (DekuBaku)

Threesome (BakuKami)

Hysterical Literature (DekuBaku)

Hitchhiker AU (HotWings, Bakugou, Deku)

Drunk, sloppy sex with Perv Deku (DekuBaku)

Blackmail (BakuSquad, Shinsou)

Deku‘s a little obsessed (BakuDeku)

Cute little nerd (ShigDabi)

Physical therapist AU (Baku, Kami, Shinsou, Kiri, Shouto, Dabi, Deku)

Being a brat (KiriBaku)

Bullies (BakuSquad)

Lingerie party (BakuSquad)

Cheesy porn but good role play (KiriBaku)

Platonic nudity (KiriBaku)

Referring to your family as ‘my girls’ (KiriBaku)

𝐹𝑖𝑐𝑠

“On It” (ShinBaku)

#—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #mha sweets! 🍬 #I use ship names but these are all still x reader!!

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: sleazy baku n Kiri, kinda dub con

When you had marked the ‘any gender’ box on your form, you honestly still expected the same woman you’ve gotten a few times beforehand. The biweekly massages you got were something that was damn near a necessity—working constantly and sitting around on your laptop and weird sleeping positions will definitely do that to a person. So when you finished your form and waited for your name to be called, the last thing you were expecting was to see some big, burly blond standing at the entrance to the massage section of the building. He called your name, looked you up and down, before grunting in acknowledgment and turning on his heel, as you scurry behind him.

He was nice though, a little rough around the edges, but quiet and respectful of your privacy. He knocked before entering after he told you to undress, and was it bad that you were only sitting in your panties now? You sometimes keep your bra on, but your shoulders have been shot to shit after working overtime and you think the straps just might get in the way. He comes in though, with an even bigger and burlier redhead man, who’s all grins and thick hands.

“Hope you don’t mind it, but he’s a new trainee and is required to sit in for a few sessions. Toward the end, he’ll have his turn with you. That sound okay, sweetheart?” The blond, Bakugou he introduced himself as, tells you as he helps you turn onto your stomach while keeping the thin blanket tucked around you. His words make your heart sink a little though, as you glance at the redhead, Kirishima, who sits in the corner and smiles at you politely. Your brain tells you that two male masseuses who could easily overpower you isn’t really a smart idea, but you’re tired and your body is sore, so you just agree quietly.

Bakugou is good with his hands, you realize quickly. They’re thick and warm and soft from the oil he pours onto your back. You find yourself humming more often than you usually do, in a trance like state almost, from how relaxed his magic hands are.

Things go on normally until he pulls the blanket back to rest at the top of your ass. You’re too relaxed to tell him his hands shouldn’t be slipping under the cover, and he only answers your inquisitive hum with a reply about this being apart of the massage.

You should feel a little panicked too, when you hear the chair in the corner squeak with the weight of someone standing from it. You feel another pair of even thicker hands softly parting your thighs, feel how they sink into the cushion of your thighs, digging into the meat of your thighs, pulling and pushing and kneading and—fuckkk.

They haven’t even touched you through your panties, and the fabric is already sticking to your lips. You moan under your breath, eyes fluttering closed as you hear two damn near evil chuckles behind you. The globes of your ass is suddenly being massaged by warm hands, your panties being pulled aside to watch the strings of your slick stick to the fabric.

“Great first lesson, ain’t it, bro?” You hear the redhead say with a soft laugh, when he snaps your panties back in place and rubs a single finger over your lips to feel how wet you’ve become.

“Shut up, you’ve literally been here longer than I have.” Bakugou snorts quietly, pulling your panties up higher and higher until the outline of your lips is transparent to their greedy eyes. You should fucking freak out, once you realize that this must be some sick shit that they like to do, but you’re too relaxed and everything feels too damn good and fuck, you haven’t been touched by a man in a while. What’s the harm in letting them feel you up and give you the happy ending you deserve?

In only a few minutes, you find yourself on your back, panties and blanket gone now, as Kiri sits at the foot of the bed. He’s got one large paw kneading at your soft thighs, the other pumping two thick fingers inside of your soft walls, cooing down at you with every little mewl you can’t keep in. Bakugou is behind you, hot hands massaging your tits as you reach a hand back and stroke him through his thin pants. And honestly? Yeah, this was definitely the happy ending you fuckin deserved.

#this is kinda poopy but the most I’ve written fic wise in days lol #and omg baku’s bday is literally in less than two days #and I have TWO really good wips for him #but I can’t seem to get the words down correctly #and it’s so disheartening :( #I’m gonna try and write it tomorrow tho #hopefully it’ll be good and I’ll like it lmfao #anyway #I love them when they’re sleazy and working together and you don’t even know it #I also really love massages and I really need one rn lmfao #okay gn!! I took some sleep medicine and I’m feeling woozy now lol #—another tasty treat! 🍬 #mha sweets! 🍬 #krbk treats! 🍬 #kirishima treats! 🍬 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—stocked in the back 🍫 #tw dubcon

[crybaby-bkg]

wanna do that TikTok video “I need some money nigga” w Bakugou/Kiri/Deku or omg even Todoroki and mid video, they just empty their pockets without even blinking an eye and you immediately start backtracking and feeling bad bc they already spoil you and no no no why the fuck do I need an extra four hundred as spending change when you don’t even let me pay for anything in the first place—

just. in their face. yelling the words. snapping like fuck. and they just whip out all this cash, deku n Kiri smiling all sweet, baku grunting n rolling his eyes, todo just 😐

#PLSSS #THIS IMAGE IS SO FLEAR IN MY MIND #being dramatic as fuck all in Baku’s face #NAUR cause I’d feel so bad given all that extra cash wjsjdjdjd #like bro it’s just a video bro pls #he still ends up cash app’ing the money to you later bc you wouldn’t take it #crying #and deku all confused on why you’re not taking it as if he doesn’t make TOO much damn money #i wont him #so bad #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #mha sweets! 🍬

[crybaby-bkg]

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[crybaby-bkg]

getting mad at Bakugou and only half joking with him that you’ll forgive him if he tattoos your name on his ass. he comes home the next day with your name on his right cheek in small cursive font. it’s extremely smackable whenever he’s in the shower, or bent over whenever u peg him ❤️

#this has been on my mind for a lil while #but I low key have reservations for writing on here again #so I was v hesitant to post #but I rlly did laugh at the thought of this looool #mha sweets! 🍬 #bakugou treats! 🍬