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mydearzero · 2 years

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hiya! i was the anon that requested the chubby reader, and since you said that you're a chubby person yourself, i feel more ✨ comfortable ✨ with requesting this stuff here rather than any other account :>

idk if you would be okay with taking an another request from me, but this time could i request (again) gender neutral chubby reader, but when the reader sits on eddie's lap (for example while he waits for the rest of hellfire club to show up), and mike makes an unnecessary comment in lines of 'aren't they going to crush you?', and eddie defends the reader? this would be mostly fluff and angst if you're okay with that :D

I'm so glad you feel comfy requesting from me! 🥰 Thanks for another request!! it's a bit short, but I hope you like it :)

You're Out | E.M. x Chubby!GN!Reader

Summary: Mike makes an unwanted comment about readers weight. Eddie quickly steps in.

Angst + fluff

No warnings, just a comment about reader's weight being made.

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You were comfortable in your relationship with Eddie. He loved you and all your flaws, no matter what they might be. People questioned you both on your relationship. Wasn't Eddie a freak? Didn't you have a bit much meat on your bones for a skinny guy like him? Why were you even together? You loved Eddie, Eddie loved you and that was that.

You accompanied him often to Hellfire, even when you didn't participate. You didn't always stay for the entire thing, having a life of your own to live. But you did often help Eddie set up and make the room dark to set the mood.

Which was what you were currently doing. You strained as you pushed the curtains against the windows and taped them down to let the least amount of light possible pass through.

Eddie sat down after he finished placing the last figurines, admiring his work. He clapped and rubbed his hands together. "You're the best, babe. Everything's ready, right on time. The boys should be coming any minute." He smacked his lap a couple times to signal for you to take a seat.

You draped your legs over his sideways and sat with him for a moment taking in the insane campaign laid out in front of you. "You've outdone yourself with this one, Eds."

"I know, isn't it amazing? I can't wait to see their reactions." Eddie's eyes lit up with a childlike glimmer. You heard the excited chatter of the rest of Hellfire come down the hallway. You were about to get up, but Eddie held you down by the waist. "You're staying for the introduction, right?"

Eddie had worked so hard on this campaign for weeks. He at least wanted you to see a bit of it in action. You'd helped him work out the details, after all.

"Of course, I'm staying. Wouldn't miss it for the world" you pushed your forehead against his and quickly pecked him on his nose. You made yourself comfortable on his lap, waiting for the boys to fill the seats around the table.

They fawned over Eddie's new figurines, excited hollers erupting through the room over the new campaign. Dustin noticed you and waved. "You're staying?" He asked with a grin. "Yeah, not the entire evening, though. Have some things I need to do before next week."

You heard a laughing scoff coming from Mike. "I mean, not like Eddie's legs would survive if you did stay." You knew by Mike's tone it was meant as a joke, but you could feel your heart sink to your stomach. You tried to laugh it off, but the tears had already reached your cheeks.

"You're fucking pathetic, Wheeler. You're out." Eddie spat. His grip on your waist tightened as you tried to get up. "Stop, Eddie. I'll just go."

"No, you're staying. Wheeler's leaving. Aren't you, Michael? Why're you still standing there? I'm pretty sure I just told you you were out." At first, some of the boys laughed, but Eddie was dead serious.

"You're kidding, right? It was just a joke." Mike looked at Eddie with a perplexed expression. Dustin gave a disapproving glare. "I think he's being serious, Mike."

"You too? What'd I do? It was just a fucking joke, jeez." Mike raised his hands in surrender like he was being attacked.

"What'd you do? What'd you do? You see this?" Eddie pointed at your face. "Tears. Thanks to your stupid 'joke', Wheeler. I understand you're an insecure little piss boy, but keep your ridiculous jokes to yourself next time, or there won't fucking be a next time. Understood?"

Mike gaped at his club leader.

"Did I make myself fucking clear, Mike?"

"Y-yes. I'm sorry. It won't happen again." Mike sputtered as he took a seat.

"No, you don't apologise to me. And sit over there. I don't want to fucking see your face right now." Eddie waved to the seat furthest away from the head of the table.

Mike turned to your tear-stained face. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you." It didn't sound the most genuine, you knew he was just scared of Eddie's wrath.

"It's okay." You muttered and turned to look at Eddie, who was obviously still fuming. "It's not fucking okay, Wheeler. If I ever hear you making comments like that again, about anyone, you're dead."

Mike nodded and adorned the seat far, far away from your boyfriend.

"Calm down, baby. I'm okay." You whispered as you stroked the hair at the back of his neck. He put his hand on the back of your head and pulled you down into a quick kiss. "You're gorgeous, you know that, right?" He pleaded. "Yeah, Eds. I know. I love you." You smiled. "I love you too, babe. So much." How did you deserve someone like him? Willing to threaten his friends over a stupid joke that just made you a little insecure?

"Now, enough pre-game drama. Time for the real deal." You sat in the chair next to Eddie's as he threw his whole body into the storytelling of the new campaign. He might call you gorgeous, but he was a beauty of his own. Passionate in life, vigorous in love, devoted to you.

#eddie munson oneshot #eddie munson #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson x gender neutral reader #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson x chubby reader #eddie munson angst #eddie munson x y/n #stranger things x reader #stranger things #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fanfiction #mike wheeler is a dumbass

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significant-ace-nnoyance · 2 years

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Dustin: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.

Max: a ray of hope for Mike

#no thoughts head full of rocks 🤩#and 🏳️‍🌈gay thoughts💅 for his bff❗️❗️#mike wheeler is a dumbass #max being the og mike wheeler hater #and we love her for it #he needs to be taken down a peg sometimes #wlw mlm hostility at its finest #dustin just wanting to share a cool science fact like the adorable nerd he is #stranger things incorrect quotes #byler #byler incorrect quotes #<< not really but you get it #mike wheeler slander #in the best way #mike wheeler i know what you are #not my idea i saw this on a pjo post but i forgot where 😩

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byler-is-endgame7 · 2 years

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mike wheeler would jump to hit the doorframes in all the hallways at school

max trips him every time

even when she doesn’t he still misses somehow

and hits his forehead on the frame

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kiirotoao · 2 years

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HOLD ON-

Mike and Will have the same shoe size.

(Yes, yes, I know that rental shoes give or take like 1/2 a size but still, they’re both rental size 10)

So imagine Mike and Will live together. Mike pulls a really early day job and he hates it because he’s so tired. And due to rushing out of the house in the dark, he accidentally puts on Will’s shoes.

Suddenly Will can never hear the end of Mike’s “awful, horrendous, no-good” day all because he was forced to wear Vans. Will laughs.

#mike wheeler is a dumbass #mike wheeler is an idiot #mike wheeler is babygirl #I am DYING at the fact these are all common tags #byler #byler headcanon #headcanon #stranger things #stranger things hc

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gay-idi0t · 2 years

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Mike Wheeler can't cook for shit. I'll forever stand by that.

#mike wheeler #stranger things 4 #stranger things #mike wheeler headcanons #is it really a headcanon if it's just true?#byler #mike wheeler is a dumbass #hot take! that boy is helpless

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andiwriteordie · 2 years

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Chapter Three | California Dreamin’

Summary:

Mike’s brain short-circuits.

Somehow, he becomes all too aware of just how damn close Will is to him now. Will, his (best) friend who’s finally grown into his limbs and isn’t the tiny little boy Mike used to know from their childhood and who has completely different hair now but who somehow still has the same exact smile that has never failed to make Mike smile in all the years they’ve known each other. Will, who… hasn’t been the same over these past few months and who has been so far away from Mike is suddenly right here—and Mike…

Mike just doesn’t know what to do with all of this.

Or:

The first day of spring break brings Mike to California, where he's forced to confront just how much El, Will, and he himself have changed.

new chapter!!! welcome to california, mike wheeler, you confused little idiot :)

catch me projecting how i react to friends being weird around me onto mike wheeler. if he comes off as an asshole and i relate to how he acts, does that make me an asshole? 😬 hehe woops. it’s okay. i promise mike doesn’t mean to be a jerk to el and will. he’s just insecure and struggling, ok?

hope you enjoy, besties <3

#byler #byler fanfic #mike wheeler is a dumbass #(affectionate)

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tisforpterodactyl · 2 years

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sometimes when i'm sad i go to tumblr, click on the tags button, and type, "Mike Wheeler is" just to see all of the autocomplete tags. y'all really believe in "Mike Wheeler is not straight" supremacy and i love u for it

#mike wheeler is in love with will byers #mike wheeler is not straight #mike wheeler is gay #mike wheeler is bi #mike wheeler is fruity #mike wheeler is a boy kisser #mike wheeler is a dumbass #byler tumblr #will byers

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n04hw4sg4y · 2 years

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The things is,, Mikes life kinda did start the day he met El in the woods. He worded it SO wrong, but well. And I don't mean that in a good way, but like. What his life is currently, all started that day, and the day before when Will went missing.

He went from a random kid who has a few friends and likes playing DnD to someone who had to run away from the literal fucking government, had to burry a dead guy, is driving through the desert so that his girlfriend with superpowers can banish her brother back to basically hell. Like, that all started that day.

He's right, but not in a positive way, and he shouldn't have said it. Just some thought lol.

#mike wheeler #mike wheeler is a dumbass #stranger things

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bethhiraeth · 1 year

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Dustin is book smart, Lucas is socially smart, Will is emotionally smart and Mike is tactically smart and that is why they work together so well

#they are all incredibly intelligent in different ways but also dumbasses in others #will is also smart in different ways too but i think that fits him best #like he is pretty street smart too #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #lucas sinclair #dustin henderson

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donkey-art · 4 months

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thinking about how mike wheeler went to wherever they sell cards and SEARCHED to find one that says “i like you”

the dedication goes further than words with this man

#i can imagine he would ask the store person like #“i need a card that says anything but “i love you’’#store person would be like ‘um sir it’s valentines day’#mike would be like ‘GIMME THE GODDAMM CARD’#byler #stranger things #byler endgame #mike wheeler #dumbass mike !

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elmoshipsbyler · 1 year

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vecna vecna-ing will

fake mike: *calling will slurs* and that’s why i’ll never love y-

real mike, evaporating from his current state of existence and transcending into the mind realm: oh shut the fuck up i say a lot of stupid shit but i would never say that *shoots vecna*

#like mike is canonically a dumbass but he would never accept that level of slander #anyway #stranger things #byler tumblr #byler #mike wheeler #will byers

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nyxi-pixie · 2 years

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no because literally mike is the Least observant mfer like the guy is so smart but by Fuck hes dumb sometimes. like??? how are you not going to pick up that ur gf is uncomfortable w her 'friends'??

but then when it comes to will, mike would literally notice if he changed the way he folded his socks or smthn😭😭 "you were rolling your eyes" mfer do u have a 6th sense for when will is sad bc he was BEHIND YOU HOW DID U EVEN SEE THAT😭😭😭😭😭

#mike wheeler i know what you are #just him paying So Much attention to will while pretending to not be focusing on him at all #'im going to completely blank u and only talk to el all day but if youre sad i will immediately notice❗'#idk its giving fruit salad #byler #poor el tho bro💀💀💀 shes going thru it and her dumbass bf doesnt even notice it💀💀💀💀

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uselessnbee · 1 year

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every time i venture outside of my little circle here on tumblr where we all love Mike and go like on tiktok or pinterest or something and see all the Mike hate and slander again i just need to come back here and say how much i love and appreciate my boy

everyone say i love you Mike Wheeler you deserve so much better

#it's so wild out there guys #i always forget people still hate this dumbass and i'm so surprised like are we really still doing this shit?#mike wheeler #byler #mike wheeler protection squad

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byler-is-endgame7 · 2 years

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FINN WOLFHARD SHOW YOURSELF I KNOW YOU'RE HERE