#milas thirsty thursday

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

Heyyyy! Any sexy Headcanons for first time with Daddy!Elvis…..???

let's go bitch (this one gets a little spicy so please be careful reading. tw: blood, a little violence, crying, just general aggressiveness)

you think he's gonna be gentle? absolutely fucking not. he is here to wreck your brains out

he's gentle beforehand, telling you what's gonna happen, how things are going to work. but you're not sure whether he's just trying to be nice or explain the process to you so that you don't inconvenience him with questions while you're fucking

"bend over baby, lemme see how nice ya tight ass looks for me"

you do as he says, obviously, not knowing what else to do. he was experienced, after all

but from the first smack of his palm onto your ass, you know you're in for a rough night.

i wish i could say that it was a gentle, romantic, enjoyable first time. but it's not necessarily so. he's rough as hell, grasping onto your hair to pull your head back + arch your back. he slams into you without mercy pretty much.

honestly, you probably bleed from the combination of his force coming into you it being your first time. you might even shed some tears from the sheer force of the experience

even tho he's rough as fuck, he still wants you to know that you're doing a good job, so he's constantly praising you.

"that's a good girl/boy" "take it like the lil slut ya are" "ya doin so good baby"

ngl first time with daddy elvis is only about elvis. he cums and then its all over. he pulls out of you, tear stains drying on your cheeks

you just sort of fall over onto the soft sheets of the bed as he goes into the bathroom to clean up

but when he returns, you know the aftercare is all there. he gently wipes your tears, cleans you up, pulls you underneath the covers and wraps his arms around you

i think SDE isn't just about the sex, but he wants a friend, too. someone to just be with him in between the lonely moments. someone who won't ask questions or challenge him. complain about him, etc.

he just strokes your hair, holds your hand, nuzzles his head into your neck. hell, he might even enjoy being the little spoon sometimes, just letting you take care of him. since he spends all his time taking care of everyone else

#answered #this is sinful shit #milas thirsty thursday #dirty deeds #sugar daddy elvis #milaselviscontent #milaselvisheadcanons #milasheadcanons #milasthings

[adoreyouusugar]

It’s fucking thirsty Thursday !!!! Mila nation rise !!!!

#thirsty thursday

[cybertronian-cupid]

dang, it seems i’ve missed the window for thirsty thursday requests. ah well. for next time then; how do you feel about writing a steamy little scenario from a bot’s point of view? still with the reader obviously, but we hear more of the big’ns thoughts and affection for their human? going with TFP OP i think (i know everyone is requesting either optimus or ratch, we’re just whores for the dads)

maybe s/o ain’t doing so hot brain-wise? she’s feeling like dead weight, like she’s unable to help around the base or the field, and OP is all “oh no. nope. come here you precious thing. that’s my human you’re talking about and i’m not about to let you get away with that ‘useless’ nonsense”. lowkey maybe reader tries to fight him a bit but he’s is NOT having it (i’m in need of assertive appreciation i’m sorry🥺)

Assertive appreciation is top stuff! 👌And coming from a DILF like Optimus? With his soothing presence? That deep rumbling voice? Ohhhh it gets me all tingly!

However, *glares at the bot in question* SOMEONE has been REFUSING TO COOPERATE when it comes to getting the scene on the paper! We've been trying to write this one so many times and it just isn't working! ~Gregoria🏩

He's being wholly uncooperative, and after a few months of trying to wrangle words into sentences, we just have not been successful, we are sad to have to decline this request.~Mila💟

#Anon #cupids answer #*shakes fist at Mr. 1/13th of a demigod* Optimusssssssssssssssss why are you like thisssssssss~G🏩

[bespokeredmayne]

Reviled and revered

Today’s Throwback Thursday marks the 5th anniversary of the release of Eddie Redmayne’s cult classic performance in Jupiter Ascending. His role as the raspy-voiced, alternately shrieking-whispering space capitalist Balem Abrasax earned him a Razzie Award for the year’s worst supporting actor performance.

Perhaps no performance of Eddie’s is more analyzed to this day — even he has expressed doubts on his over-the-top choices for the character, including the voice: 

“His larynx had been ripped out by this wolf man, so I made this slightly bold choice—which I thought was right—of talking like this for the whole film, which I felt suited the costumes and the extremity of the world. But in retrospect it may have been too much?”

Still, some critics, such as Kevin Lincoln writing for Grantland.com, saw brilliance: 

“Redmayne plays the role as one part sexual deviant, one part reality-show judge, and a little bit Richard III. Without any explanation, he delivers almost all of his lines in a two-pack-a-day voyeur whisper; the rest of the dialogue, he shouts, like a crazy person. In a movie that otherwise appears to be taking itself seriously, Redmayne is unadulterated camp, and it’s glorious. The moments when he’s onscreen aren’t just better than everything else; they feel like a guide to what the movie could’ve been — a heightened and hysterical dip into the absurd, rather than an overdressed and underdeveloped fairy tale.”

In November, 2019, Vanity Fair lamented Eddie’s mea culpa, guessing that he had been “bullied” into feeling he had failed in his villainous portrayal:

“In Jupiter Ascending, Redmayne—who had by then become known as a Serious Actor, thanks to films like Les Miserables and My Week with Marilyn—transformed himself into a mercurial space autocrat in a gloriously high collar and cape—sometimes with a shirt underneath, and sometimes not. He mastered lip pursing in a way that could make even Miranda Priestly sweat. His presence reverberated against the walls of every cavernous room he occupied as he shouted things like “I CREATE LIFE!!!” before immediately snapping into a raspy languor to murmur, “. . . and I destroy it.”

“It was that raspy voice that many haters latched on to. As Redmayne explained, ‘My character had had his larynx ripped out by this wolf man, and so I made the slightly bold choice, which I thought was right, of talking like this’—here, he put on a raspy voice—’for the whole film.’ Redmayne said that he thought the voice “sort of suited the costumes and the extremity of the world—but in retrospect, it may have been too much. But I love the Wachowskis. I’ve never felt so free on set.”

“Like everything else about Redmayne’s performance, though, the voice was actually pitch-perfect. Unlike so many dull, safe studio-wannabe blockbusters, Jupiter Ascending was willing to take risks—big ones. The plot revolves around a family of humanoid-alien royalty bent on harvesting the Earth’s population in order to make youth serum, which they bathe in to stay young forever—and one humble cleaning woman’s quest to stop them. The woman, Jupiter, is played by a delightfully thirsty Mila Kunis, who longs for a wolf-human hybrid played by Channing Tatum,who also had shoes that let him fly through space. By the end of the movie, Jupiter owns the planet Earth—but still chooses to clean toilets, because she’s found a new appreciation for life, or something. The idea that this film would have been improved by Redmayne playing his part in a more conventional (read: boring) manner is absurd.

“And so, Redmayne, in the words of Mean Girls’s Kevin Gnapoor: don’t let the haters stop you from doin’ your thang—especially if that  thang’ involves weird voices.”

#eddie redmayne #jupiter ascending #tbt #five-year anniversary #balem abrasax

[ao3feed-victuuri]

I won't ever be the same

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Mu0iAW

by IncandescentAntelope

Viktor hated mating season, until he met someone new.

Words: 8389, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Thirsty Thursday

Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri, Georgi Popovich, Mila Babicheva, Yuri Plisetsky (Mentioned), Christophe Giacometti (mentioned), Sara Crispino (mentioned)

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: MerMay, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Victor Nikiforov, Omega Katsuki Yuuri, intersex omega, Oviposition, Mpreg, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, I tried with the biology don't hate me pls, Breeding, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating, Pregnancy Kink, Nesting, Very very very very vague phichimetti, Minor Mila Babicheva/Sara Crispino, Loss of Virginity

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Mu0iAW

#ao3feed #fanfic #victuuri #victor nikiforov #katsuki yuuri #yuri!!! on ice #yuri on ice #yoi

[ao3feed-yurionice]

I won't ever be the same

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Mu0iAW

by IncandescentAntelope

Viktor hated mating season, until he met someone new.

Words: 8389, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Thirsty Thursday

Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri, Georgi Popovich, Mila Babicheva, Yuri Plisetsky (Mentioned), Christophe Giacometti (mentioned), Sara Crispino (mentioned)

Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: MerMay, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Victor Nikiforov, Omega Katsuki Yuuri, intersex omega, Oviposition, Mpreg, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, I tried with the biology don't hate me pls, Breeding, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating, Pregnancy Kink, Nesting, Very very very very vague phichimetti, Minor Mila Babicheva/Sara Crispino, Loss of Virginity

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2Mu0iAW

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #yuri on ice

[n3rdlif343va]

The Skaters Silly (not-so) Secrets

For the second part of @atelerixe requests for headcanons, I have decided to make a list of “little known” secrets about our favorite skaters. (Some of these could easily turn into drabbles or ficlets if anyone wants to see them!)

Leo – can line dance and taught Guang Hong how to do so as well. Sometimes when they are at the same competition, they have line dancing dance parties in one of their hotel rooms

JJ – has a series of really innocent things he does with Isabella. They read series of books together, taking turns reading chapters out loud (including all of Harry Potter and the Wrinkle in Time series). They have a long time running score for Rummy 500 and a travel set for checkers.

Emil – can play the guitar and sing. He mostly sings love songs and has a YouTube channel. Everyone wants to know who he is singing to and why there is always a Mickey Mouse plushie sitting on the top of this guitar.

Mickey – secretly loves Emil (oh look here, it is another ship!) But he doesn’t even realize that it is love. It starts out trying to shove Emil away, but slowly, he starts watching every one of Emil’s YouTube videos and leaving comments (great range, man!). Sometimes, he will text Emil with song suggestions that fit with the love theme (he is also slowly killing Emil and does not realize this either)

Mila – sometimes shaves shapes into her undercut. After she starts dating Sara (yes I ship them) she has her hair dresser shave Sara surrounded by a heart into her undercut. She purposely wears her hair up around Mickey

Sara – can break dance. If it hadn’t been for the dress she was wearing at the Sochi banquet, she would have challenged Yuuri then and there. She also took a pole dancing class and was part of an online group who posted their pole dancing performances on YouTube while wearing masks (Mila was personally responsible for the videos going viral)

Seung-gil –obsessively follows dog blogs and donates to animal rescue efforts in multiple countries (his dog is a rescue animal). He has a t-shirt that says “I rescue animals, what’s your super power?” and a water bottle that says “my child as four paws”

Phichit – has practiced his ice show with his actual hamster. He even made them a stage. It is the single cutest thing that has ever happened

Chris – has days of the week underwear with sexual innuendos on them. (HUMP Day Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Scream My Name Saturday)

Georgi – has a collection of first addition story books. When he is feeling happy, he will go to the stories with happily ever afters. When he is upset he reads nothing by The Brothers Grim

Minami – has a Disney obsession. He knows every movie, every D-Com, and can sign every song. He has a bed full of plushies, and collects Disney snowglobes. His dream is to be a part of Disney on Ice one day

Yuri – watches YouTube videos to learn how to do his hair. He also owns so many hair products that Yakov mutters about Yuri’s responsibility for the hole in the ozone layer. Sometimes when he is messing with his hair, he will angrily whisper about how it must be better than Victor’s

Otabek – is a huge nerd (again… I don’t want to spoil my plot for my catfishprompt fic… but trust me HUGE NERD)

Victor – collects anything poodle related. The bathroom hand towels are covered in poodles, and they have them in seven different colors. The waffle maker makes poodle shaped waffles. There is a pancake mold and high thread count pillow cases with pillows on them (when Yuuri moves in, Victor has a pillow case printed of Yuuri and Vicchan – there are some very sweet, appreciative tears). As Yuuri starts to run out of poodle themed ideas (the poodle shaped clock now hanging in their kitchen was a last stroke of luck), the gifts start becoming even more random. Poodle salt and pepper shakers, poodle underwear, poodle pajama pants… Victor has it all.

Yuuri – cheats at Just Dance. The dance calls for a hip twirl? Yuuri is grinding, “accidentally” brushing against Victor’s hip as he does it. Every move is deliberate and if Victor somehow manages to cling to his self-control, Yuuri steps slightly forward making sure that he is in Victor’s line of vision while dancing. One night, when Victor was really on his game, Yuuri stripped while playing, without missing a beat. The game was abandoned

Yakov – has broken stress dolls by throwing them. Mila gave him one that was supposed to be indestructible but after Georgi’s third meltdown of the day, Victor and Yuuri’s seventh attempt to sneak off the ice to make out, and Yuri and Mila’s ninth wrestling match, he throws it against the wall so hard it explodes. All the skaters run.

#yoi #victuuriwriters #fyeahyoi #yuri on ice #answered asks #this was funny in my head

[fanficgalore]

Viktuuri #65

Vitya’s Yuuri [Fluff] When Katsuki comes to St Petersburg, Yakov doesn’t think much of it.

New Tricks [Fluff] Yuuri Katsuki might not look like a shameless harbinger of chaos, but nothing Yakov's seen in the last year is enough to make him rethink his first impression.

Last Thursday night [Fluff] Victor does not believe in preserving the timeline.

The Unknown Unknown [Fluff/Humour] Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

We Two Boys [Fluff] Yuuri talks about his crush on Victor Nikiforov while recording an episode of his and Phichit's podcast We Two Boys. It's not a big deal until it Becomes A Big Deal.

An ocean away, Victor falls in luv.

Backflip [Fluff] The captain of the football team and the head of the cheerleading squad are supposed to be together. Everybody in high school knows this to be fact. Yuuri, who’s head of the cheerleading squad, knows better than to believe it. He keeps interrupting Viktor Nikiforov setting up Prom-posals for a mystery crush, after all.

Peeping Toms [Fluff] Victor’s favourite thing about where he lives isn’t the location, or even his own apartment.

It’s the raven-haired beauty who lives across the street.

Victor finds himself completely enamoured, and unable to look away.

Kingdoms of the Sun and Moon [Fluff/Angst] Yuuri is the Prince and Heir to the throne of the Sun Kingdom. Before his twentieth birthday, he is due to marry Princess Mila from the Moon Kingdom, to whom he's been engaged since childhood. Despite the fact that he isn't even attracted to women in the first place, it seems that Yuri's future is completely set in stone. However, when the princess and her entourage arrive at the Royal Sun Court, she is accompanied by two unexpected guests-- her two brothers, the younger Prince Yuri and the eldest Prince Viktor, who is also the Heir to the Moon Kingdom's throne. With such a short grace period before the wedding, will Yuuri gain the courage to possibly forge a different future for himself?

Love’s not a competition (But I’m Winning) [Fluff/Angst] Victor Nikiforov is the leader of the best burlesque revue in the city, and well on his way to achieving his dream goal of a Upper-Level Lesser Kardashian-level stardom, complete with his own reality TV show. So when rival burlesque dancer Yuuri Katsuki scoops Victor's theme night and refuses to back down (or fire those hips that will not quit), it doesn't take long before war is declared—a tense and glittery battle featuring anarchic stagehands, orange light gels, fake eyelashes...and some occasional hate-sex that may not be hate-sex at all.

Michigan Weather [Fluff] “Good morning, I’m Victor Nikiforov, here with your daily forecast. It’s shaping up to be a chilly day of yet another volatile week, let’s take a look at our satellite radar. Hamburg at 14, Ann Arbor at 16, Essex at 10—” 

His voice (oh God, even his voice sounds like an angel’s) worms its way into Yuuri’s head, and he wonders what his regular voice sounds like, what it’d sound like in the—

“You’re thirsty for the weatherman, aren’t you?” Phichit waggles his eyebrows suggestively. “I don’t suppose I deserve a thank you?”

#FallingForFame [Fluff/Angst] Introducing my Reality TV show AU where 15 celebrities are housed together for a whole summer and the world comes to a conclusion that they're all helpless idiots.

#Viktuuri #victuuri #yoi

[shirosucc]

can we get more fuckboy yuri/softboy beka hcs please

uh u BET u can (original fuckboy yuri/softboy beka ask here)

fuckboy yuri is probably an econ or business major. he shows up hungover to ALL his Friday discussions, bc delta chi bros take thirsty thursday VERY seriously. he spends more time sending obnoxious snapchat selfies (’showed up to discussion even tho im hungover as shit.’ ‘dead.’ ‘im dying.’ ‘this is what i get for going shot for shot with mila’) than actually paying attention to the TA and it pisses everyone off, especially because he somehow manages to consistently set the curve on all the exams, and how did he even ace advanced econometrics when nobody has ever seen him take notes during a lecture? he secretly has a heart of gold tho, he’s head of philanthropy for his frat and probably spends most of his time organizing events so he can donate more money to underfunded tiger sanctuaries overseas. + he always has a ponytail on his wrist so he can tie back girls’ hair when they throw up in the bathroom, because there’s always at least one girl throwing up at any given point during a frat party. 

softboy beka has caught glimpses of yuri here and there- it’s frankly hard not to notice him, when he exudes confidence like that (his steady stream of cheetah/tiger print outfits probably helps too). otabek looks at yuri and sees the kind of person he might eventually like to be, someone who is self-assured and always seems to know exactly what they’re doing. they probably meet in a computer science class, which otabek is taking for his major and yuri is taking to fulfill a STEM requirement for his degree. yuri shows up 15 minutes late to the first lecture and beka very pointedly tries to remain outwardly calm as yuri plisetsky sits in the seat directly in front of him. a week goes by like this, until one day after class, while otabek is diligently packing up, yuri turns around in his seat and points a finger at otabek. it takes a moment for him to process, and the confusion must show on his face, because yuri immediately rolls his eyes and says, ‘listen. i’m going to need some help if i’m going to get through this class with my GPA intact. you’re clearly smart, and the only person in this class worth a damn, not to mention i can feel you staring at the back of my head every fucking day. so are you going to be friends with me, or not?’ otabek’s glad his skin is dark, because he’s sure he’s flushing down to his neck now because oh no he thought he was being indiscreet and for some reason he can’t help but think that in another universe he might be the one saying those words to yuri instead, but he manages to control himself long enough to give yuri a nod with what he hopes is a Cool and Casual™ expression before grabbing his backpack to leave. he only manages to make it to the next hallway before a dopey grin breaks out on his face.

#anonymous #fuckboy au #otayuri #im sobbing im emotionally attached to this au now how COULD you #this got long and im not sorry about it

[kilt-this]

Miss Mila Skyy bringing fishiness to Thirsty Thursdays at R Place! #Seattle #nightlife #drag #dragqueens #SeattleQueens #lgbtq #badassbitch #dragtours #dance #liveperformance #thursdays Dragtours.biz (at R Place) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4OD0lLJIKd/?igshid=emo27iaiim2g

#seattle #nightlife #drag #dragqueens #seattlequeens #lgbtq #badassbitch #dragtours #dance #liveperformance #thursdays

[thotyssey]

Thursday (10.4.2018)

UPTOWN

WEST END: Nicole Onoscopi (9pm); The Ultimate Drag Pageant (10pm)

BOXERS UES: Carlos the Uber Driver & Tiffany Anne Coke (9pm)

BOXERS WH: DJ Eric Abobo (10pm)

SUITE: Karaoke with Jackie Dupree (10pm)

CASTRO: TURN UP THURSDAYS (10pm)

GIN FIZZ: THIRSTY THURSDAY urban party (10pm)

TOOLBOX: Vinny Vega (11pm)

HELL’S KITCHEN

HARDWARE: Shuga Cain with Jess Station (7pm);  Shequida (11:30pm) 

MOM’S: Megami (8pm)

INDUSTRY: Will & Grace viewing party with Jackie Cox (9pm);  QUEEN “Witches” theme feat. Holly Dae, Phi Phi O'Hara, Bootsie LeFaris, Sherry Pie & Black Widow (11:30pm)

BARRAGE: DJ Eugene Edo (9pm)

VSBU: Phillip Henry (9pm);  Chaka Khanvict (11pm)

POSH: DJ Nandi (9pm)

ATLAS SOCIAL CLUB: Primo Boys gogos (10pm) 

RISE: VJ Natazu (10pm) 

BOXERS HK: DJ Steve Sidewalk (10pm)

THERAPY: Brita Filter, Rosé & Lagoona Bloo with Andrew Christian (11pm)

RITZ: Morgan Royel with DJs T-Boy & Zeke Thomas (11pm) 

EAST SIDE

LIPS: Dinner With The Divas starring Jesse Volt (7pm)

CHELSEA

EAGLE: GEAR night (10pm) 

REBAR: THOT MESS feat. Tammy Spanx (10pm) 

BARRACUDA: Tina Burner hosts STAR SEARCH (11pm) 

WEST VILLAGE

PIECES: Jasmine Rice with Holly Box-Springs (7pm); Pissi Myles (11pm)

ROCKBAR: Loretta Stoned (8pm);  ONLY KYLIE feat. DJs Tanc & Dexter (10pm)

STONEWALL: Karaoke downstairs (9pm);  Logan Hardcore upstairs (10pm) 

MONSTER: SPUNK or TBA (10pm)

HENRIETTA HUDSON: DJ Tikka Masala (11pm)

DUPLEX: Lauren Ordair (11:30pm)

EAST VILLAGE

SLIPPER ROOM: BOYS NIGHT burlesque (7pm)

CLUB CUMMING: FAILURE feat.Ragamuffin & La Llorona with Angelica Sundae, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dezi 5 & MiscAllaneous DomTop (8pm); DJ William Francis with Lola Michele-Kiki & Amanda Lepore (10pm)

NOWHERE: DJ Patty (9pm) 

PHOENIX: QUEERPONG with Misty Meaner & Mocha Lite (10pm)

COCK:  DJ Scott Ewalt (11pm) 

NARCBAR @ THE STANDARD: MISS GIRL feat. Rify Royalty TBA

TRIBECA / CHINATOWN / FINANCIAL DISTRICT

TOWN: Mila Jam video release party (9pm)

BROOKLYN

SYCAMORE: Q TRAIN Bingo with Shay D'Pines (8pm); DJ Gogo Gadget (10pm);  Angel Elektra (midnight)

JUNO: Gassy Bordeaux (8pm) 

METROPOLITAN BAR: STRAIGHT ACTING 4th Anniv. feat. Tammie Brown & more (9pm)

DEEP END: FEMME TURF (10pm)

MACRI PARK: FUR FACTOR feat. Ayana Love & Jenna Tonic (10pm)

ROSEMONT: TBA

QUEENS

TRUE COLORS: Karaoke with Victoria Chase (8pm) 

HOMBRES LOUNGE: Tiffany LeClerk (8pm);  LATIN MANLY THURSDAYS (8pm)

FRIENDS TAVERN: Karaoke (8pm)

ICON: Drag queens from NYC Gay Mens' Chorus feat. Mama Mela, Ellia J. Garlands & PhilEsha De Lox (8pm);  Karaoke (10pm)

ALBATROSS: Wii Game Night with Avant Garbage (9pm) 

NEW JERSEY  

TIO DADDY: Lady Keyante (9pm)

FEATHERS: Latin party feat. Kristy Blaze & Darilyn LaFontaine (10pm)

EL BALCON: DKabaret Noche LGBT (10pm)

GEORGIES: Lady Marisa (10pm)

Full List Here

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

hear me out…

austin reading aloud to reader and thumbing her clit casually because he knows how worked up she gets from his voice 🫣

stop i love this. i want this 😭

you literally just wanted to hang out and do something relaxing. it's a rainy day and there's no reason for you to feel motivated to get anything done, so you just ask austin if he would read something to you.

of course he says yes, so you cuddle up together on the couch. since it's a rainy, cold day, you're just wearing one of his old t-shirts and a pair of socks with nothing else. ultimate comfort for this lazy day inside.

he starts reading, his voice low and still with a little southern drawl to it from his time as elvis. it rumbles through his chest and down his body so that you can just barely feel it through your skin.

you're laying with your head on a pillow, eyes closed, and your legs strewn across austin's lap. his hand is gently stroking the inside of your thigh, but not sexually, just sweetly.

you think nothing of the fact that his fingers are crawling down your thigh, trying to immerse yourself into the world of the novel he's reading.

that is, until his thumb just starts to gently swipe across your folds. your eyes fly open and you glance at austin to see him focused on the words of the novel. you settle back down, assuming it's just a habit.

you don't really mean to, but when his thumb remains on your clit, drawing tiny circles around and around the sensitive nub, you let out a little breathy moan.

austin continues to read, and you imagine the dirty dirty words that have slipped out of those luscious beautiful lips while he was fucking you. you let out another moan and bite your lip.

his thumb presses deeper into your clit, and your hips instinctively start to move against him. you can hear his voice grow a little shaky as he rereads the same sentence three times. you can tell his attention is focused more on his fingers circling your clit than on his eyes trying to read the words on the page.

you fall into a rhythm of heavy breathing and moans, arching your back as the pressure builds in your stomach.

after rereading the sentence for the fifth or sixth time, austin physically throws the book onto the ground, grabs tightly onto your ankles, and pulls you onto his lap.

story time was nice while it lasted, but this adventure seems like a lot more fun.

#answered #milas thirsty thursday #dirty deeds #milasthings #milasheadcanons #milasaustincontent #milasaustinheadcanons

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

okay but has anybody mentioned the Vegas bedroom scene where Elvis is losing his mind and storms out in the hallway holding a gun and when the side chick asks what’s happening he’s just like “nothing baby, just go back inside” or smth CAUSEEEE 👀 he was paranoid right there BUUUUT the thought of overprotective Elvis jumping to defend you, gun ready, if he sensed *any* sort of danger at all…..it’s uhhhh……it’s a THOUGHT. 👀🔥🔥🔥 y’know?????

YES this simultaneously scares the shit out of me and arouses me

(tw - mention of guns + violence just fyi!)

i literally dont know what i would do tbh. i'd be like.....im gonna go now okay bye!!! but the way he says "nothin baby" fueiaphfi

elvis will literally wreck anyone if they cross you (esp sugar daddy elvis 👀 ) you should never have to worry about your life with him. he's extremely overprotective, which can sometimes be annoying, but you know he just cares about you so much that he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect you.

if you ever feel the slightest bit in danger, you just let him know and he's there. he totally is the type of man to do the arm seatbelt during driving too. i see 50s and 60s elvis physically beating people up but 70s elvis will straight pull a gun out

this gives me mob!elvis vibes too which makes me think of him literally beating the shit out of anyone who even thinks about violating your honor. i don't think so bitch, taste metal in your mouth and then a bullet

#answered #milas thirsty thursday #protective elvis is coming soon! #in part 5 of asg but probably in SDE too tbh

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

i ain’t even gonna hide

Austin!Elvis can take me in the damn kitchen, bend over the counter you say, bet💖

thoughts???

emmy mae💜

hehehe i'm surprised the bending you over a counter hasn't come up yet actually cause this is such a normal experience but its SO HOT 🥵

you're sitting at the kitchen counter doing some boring task, like sorting coupons or recipes or folding laundry or something, just not even paying attention. it's late at night and you're in one of elvis' t-shirts, nothing else cause that's comfort.

let's say that you drop something on the floor, and you're being all cute like "damn it" and hopping off the stool to grab it, and of course you don't realize that you've just flashed your whole pussy at elvis, who's just sitting on the couch minding his own business, staring at you lovingly and waiting for his much needed attention for the night.

but damn you figure out your mistake soon enough when he comes rushing over, slithering his hands onto your hips and pulling your body against him before you even have a chance to stand upright.

"damn lil mama. i didn't realize i'd signed up for a show tonight"

you just throw him a little smirk, snatching up the item you'd dropped, and tilting back up, making sure to press your ass back into his body.

"well it ain't a free show," you'd say. "oh yeah, what's the price, baby girl?" he asks. "why don't you make an offer and we'll see"

his answer is to take full advantage of your coy response and back you up harshly against the wall, pressing himself into your body as he attacks your neck. you have to admit that you like him like this, but you need more.

"well i think my show is worth a little more than that. fellas would pay a pretty price for a pussy this nice, you know."

you hit him with the double tease: making him jealous and playing the hard-to-get game. you're gonna get it rough after that. he jerks you off the wall and walks you back into the kitchen, pointing to the table.

"bend over." you do as he says, but slowly and teasingly, stretching your arms out over the counter before you. he walks up slowly behind you and gives your ass a nice flat smack.

"good thing for you i have expensive taste," he says. "and this is certainly top-notch entertainment"

girl, i agree tho, take me anywhere boy. my body was born ready for you specifically + i'm also gonna have to put this into a fic cause this is way too hot

#milas thirsty thursday #dirty deeds #emmy mae 💜 #also a psa to everyone whether youre into dudes or not there is nothing more comfortable than sleeping in an extra large men's tshirt #milasthings #milasheadcanons #milaselvisheadcanons

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

nooo but like imagine a tipsy and vv horny elvis.

i love this i want this

he would be totally unaware of the fact that he's wasted. he doesn't get drunk that often because of Gladdy, so it's a rare occasion to see him like this.

he can't hold his liquor very well, tbh. so after a shot or two of vodka, he's feeling pretty good and sees nothing out of the ordinary about his behavior.

but he gets REAL handsy. he wants to have a hand on you at all times. he wants to be able to touch your skin and feel your warmth.

and you're pretty much a goner when he latches his lips onto your neck. somehow, when he's drunk, he can find that sensitive sweet spot so easily, without even trying.

his hands are always trying to slip onto your thighs, curling around the skin and squeezing hard. he's obsessed with your ass, too. lots of playful spanks.

drunk elvis is SUUUPER playful. we all know how goofy he is sober so it's just amplified times like a thousand when he's drunk cause he has no worries and no filter.

one minute he'll go off talking about how much he loves you and how utterly obsessed with you he is. how perfect and wonderful you are. and the next minute, he's making everyone's stomaches ache with his jokes and tomfoolery.

this bleeds into sexy time, too. he's so funny during drunk sex. but he's also very, very insistent on getting consent from you as frequently as possible. he's constantly asking if everything is okay and reminding you that "we can stop if somethin don't feel right, okay baby?"

he's also a sweaty mess during drunk sex. his hair gets easily touseled and sweaty, and his eyes get all glazed over. and he just looks at you with a mixture of lust and love that makes your heart skip about a thousand beats.

he's also extra tender and loving during drunk sex. again, he wants his hands on your skin at all times. he wants to physically be as intimate and close with you as possible. he truly makes you feel like you're the only person in the world worthy of his attention at that moment.

#milas thirsty thursday #dirty deeds #milasthings #milasheadcanons #milaselvisheadcanons #i love tagging TT when its friday afternoon 💀

[sassy-ahsoka-tano]

THOTS on daddy elvis sticking three fingers in your mouth while he f*cks you?🔥

YES. my thots are yes. and i had to write a lil blurb because please

You feel your eyes rolling back into your skull as he slams into you, each thrust harder than the last. You can't help but let out whimpers and moans as you grasp at his wrist, tightly latched onto your neck.

"Quiet," he hisses between thrusts, and you clamp your mouth closed, although you don't know how long you can keep it that way.

You clench your jaw, your teeth scraping against each other, as his dick mercilessly slides in and out of your wet folds. You can't help it and let out a moan, your head curling back against the pillow beneath you. "I told you to be quiet, little one," Elvis growls, unlatching his fingers from the tender skin of your neck.

You know you'll have bruises there the next morning. His fingers trace up your neck and along your jawline until they graze your mouth and then push the two swollen lips apart. His fingers slide into your mouth, the tastebuds on your tongue picking up the salty flavor of his skin and the sweet juices from your wet pussy. You swirl your tongue around his fingers, closing your lips around them and humming in pleasure, as you climb higher and higher.

Two fingers isn't enough for him, because he sticks a third in, pulling your mouth open wider. You moan against his lips, loving the way the vibrations from your own sounds reverberated against his skin and back into yours. You stick your tongue everywhere you can, in betwen the fingers, tracing the indents in his skin. You hear him his, throwing his head back.

"Fuck baby, you're so good..."

#answered #this is def going in sugar daddy fic #milas thirsty thursday #dirty deeds #milaselviscontent