#mild qoaad spoilers

[thesinglelogbridge]

The Dark Artifices Characters Ranked by Horniness

(mild QoAaD spoilers ahead)

Julian: Unequivocally the horniest. Nuts every time Emma so much as breathes in his direction.

Kieran: Horny disaster.

Christina: Seems like one of the least horny but is actually one of the most horny. Has Strong opinions about who the hottest fairy prince is.

Mark: Did not engineer the interruption of the harpyia demon and is eager to continue with their sexual congress.

Gwyn: A pretty horny dude.

Emma: Seems very horny at first glance but spends too much time being emotionally and morally conflicted to be all that horny.

Kit: Can’t handle looking in Ty’s direction for more then 4.5 seconds, however knows when to show some goddamn restraint.

Diana: A little horny but mostly wholesome and romantic.

Ty: Doesn’t have time to be horny.

Diego: Only horny for love.

#mild qoaad spoilers #gotta spread the facts before tumblr shuts me down #qoaad #qoaad spoliers #the dark artifices #queen of air and darkness spoilers #queen of air and darkness #lord of shadows #los #tda #lady midnight #julian blackthorn #julian #kieran #jemma #emma carstairs #christina rosales #mark blackthorn #gwyn #kit herondale #diana wrayburn #ty blackthorn #diego rocio rosales #the mortal instruments #tmi #shadowhunters #nephilim #tid #the infernal devices #herondale

[imissthefire]

Building a Home

I finally posted the first chapter of my kierarktina fic that I started, like, two weeks ago! I have posted a small teaser/snippet here and a link to it on AO3 below!

(also, mild qoaad spoilers in snippet below the cut if y’all don’t already know the fate of kierarktina post-qoaad)

Kieran’s brother had been kind enough to give him his cottage. He had felt a surge of gratitude when Adaon had said that would allow his brother to reside there. He sat in the living room that consisted of a torn couch and cracked marble table set before an eternally burning fireplace—it had been an enchanted flame that was set to burn consistently when lit.

The faerie awaited his other thirds, they had convinced him that he needed to redecorate a little, make the place his own, as they said. Kieran initially was a little confused, the house was his own, and it belonged to him now. It only took Cristina calling him her silly person before she explained that it simply meant that they needed to make the house fit him better, and change it up a bit. Kieran was perfectly fine with the cottage his brother had left him, it had two bedrooms, a small stove and kitchen area, and even a little living room with a fireplace. He could make do here—after spending years in the Hunt, anywhere could suffice...

Read the rest on AO3!

#tda #qoaad #post qoaad #mild qoaad spoilers #qoaad spoilers #gabe writes #kieran kingson #kieran of the hunt #kieran hunter #cristina rosales #cristina mendoza rosales #mark blackthorn #kierarktina #non-queued post #non queued post #nqp

[kitroook]

is anyone else bothered by the way qoaad left kit & ty’s friendship hanging because this is definitely going to fester into a wound to be patched up in the wicked powers, and i for one would prefer that it be solved as soon as possible...

#qoaad spoilers #like i get it it's their big relationship hurdle that they have to cross but I DONT LIKE IT #theyre fifteen cmon. leave them alone. let them be Not That Sad #and besides... smth like that can also build into long lasting resentment and i dont want that #likeeee as a recent fifteen year old istg if i left any arguments like that i'd never wanna talk to the person again #stopped talking to one of my friends bc awkwardness and mild anger last year and i literally never want to see her again #ty is not as hotheaded as me so of course he wouldnt punch kit the next time they meet but.... i feel it would be Better if #they didnt leave things like thiS #leaving without a farewell is NOT FUN!!! #NO GOOD #kit herondale #ty blackthorn #text

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Mild Qoaad spoilers

Aline : Why can’t I just do what I want to do ?!

Me : But... you do Helen...

#Aline stop complaining #We all know you get to do what you want to do ;) #the dark artifices #tda #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #qoaad #qoaad spoilers #queen of air and darkness #haline #heline #helen blackthorn #aline penhallow

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Once upon a time was a boy named Mark.

He fell in love with a lamp.

The lamp gave him light in the darkness, and Mark gave it strength to glow bright.

But, one day, Mark’s sister-in-law, Aline Penhallow, threw the lamp across the library in a fit or rage.

The lamp shattered into a thousand pieces, just like Mark’s heart. Then it died.

Thus ended their love

#what a tragic story #mark blackthorn #lark #lamp #mild qoaad spoilers #qoaad spoilers #qoaad #aline penhallow #tda #the dark artifices #crack