#my bABY BOI BAKUHOE THOTSUKI

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Have you been asked about your Bakugou headcanons/theories yet? Can I get a link/list summary? I was page stalki-SURFING and I couldn't find the things.

Oho. Ohohohohoho. No, I HAVENT been asked about them yet. Will I take this opportunity to explain, in great detail, every single one of them tho?

You bet your ass I am 3:)

(It’s all going under the cut tho, cuz I foresee this being hella long and I don’t wanna fuck up anyone’s dash)

Ok, so let’s start by getting the fairly popular ones out of the way:

1) Bakugou likes cooking and uses it as a way to destress. 2) He fucking hates the cold/winter in general3) He’s touch-starved as FUCK4) You can pry demisexual!Bakugou out of my cold, dead hands5) Because of the MASSIVE FUCKING EXPLOSIONS LITERALLY AN ARMS LENGTH FROM HIS EAR, boi is going deaf and as a result is learning JSL6) Boi gets nightmares And now, on to my more personal ones. • He and Camie are friends (well, him and the entire group who took the supplementary lessons are all friends, lbr) and he’d rather die than admit it• He gets up scary early in the morning, just to have some peace and quiet to himself. Baku does things like review his notes, go for a morning jog, and more recently he makes breakfast for the whole class on weekends• His closet in his parents’ house is far more diverse than the closet he has at UA. Part of it is that there’s just not enough room for it all, but he doesn’t see the need for a lot of fancy clothes taking up space when he’s only gonna need the workout gear and his lazy clothes. • In a similar vein, he’s got great fashion sense and Kirishima in particular makes him h u r t with his Crocs and his stupid bright patterned shirts and everything. He doesn’t say anything at first (cuz he has a reputation to maintain) but when he does, he says it LOUDLY. • Bakugou likes to keep his space organized. His room at his house has an All Might merch collection to rival Midoriya’s, but he brought almost none of it to UA. (The exception is his favorite All Might figurine, he’s a little superstitious about it and thinks it brings him luck.) His room is just about as normal-looking as Ojirou’s. For the first semester of dorm life, that is. • The next two years see an increase in little knickknacks and personal shit lying around: stuff from the Bakusquad, a framed photo of him and Kirishima hiking (taken by Masaru), scorch marks from when he wakes himself up from the nightmares, stuff like that. • He hates that Kaminari has a higher grade in English than he does• If he doesn’t understand an emotion or how to describe/quantify it, he completely avoids talking/thinking/wondering about it. Complete denial. Bakubitch has the mindset that “if I ignore the thing that doesn’t fit it’ll either go away or solve itself and I can keep focusing on being number one”. It’s a really, REALLY unhealthy mindset. Someone get him a therapist. • He texts with perfect grammar/punctuation• Thanks to Kaminari and Camie, he becomes fluent in Vine• Bakugou actually really likes kids! He just doesn’t exactly know how to relate to them (cuz he’s an 84-year-old man in a 16-year-old’s body lmaooo), but he legitimately wants to take care of them the best he knows how. • He’s one of those organized nerds with playlists to go with every single subject. (I’m actually working on making a general studying playlist for him to go along with Grumpy Cat, can’t remember if I said it here or not.) Likewise, he’s got certain highlighters for each subject (like yellow for English, pink for math, purple for hero history, etc. etc.) and his notes are #Aesthetic. Even Iida is jealous. • His music taste in general isn’t very varied though; mainly rock variations and the studying stuff (I’m making a general Bakugou playlist as well, I’ll link it eventually)• Yes he listens to MCR. Yes he’s unashamed of it. Yes he’ll blow your face off if you try and laugh at him for it. He also likes Green Day and LADYBABY. • Halfway through second year, he finally fucking apologizes to Midoriya for bullying him mercilessly for like ten goddamn years. That’s not a theory, or a headcanon, that’s a deadline. Horikoshi you have until summer of their second year for you to make Bakubitch apologize for telling Mido to kill himself. Do it, coward. • Speaking of middle school, Baku runs into his henchmen from then once when he’s out with the squad. They get pissy that he’s ““replaced”” them so easily, the squad leaps to his defense without missing a beat, Bakugou gets choked up and makes them all dinner with his characteristic bad grace. It’s adorable (also a oneshot I’ve been meaning to write for a while now lmaooo, might post it as a drabble later). • He interns with Miruko!!! Cuz that’s my whole ass wIFE right there and I want to see her interact with my son, also cuz they have really similar personalities and what with her being the number 5 hero, Bakugou has a lot he can learn from her. I think that’s it for now, if I think of any more I’ll add them in the reblogs. Thanks for giving me free rein to ramble my heart out!!! Damn, I should do this more often…

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[shotokimchi]

Peaches and Melons

Pairing: Bakugou x reader

Summary: He loves your ass.

Warning: Suggestive content (this is my first time writing a suggestive fic sorry if its a mess but im still learning so dont attack me ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ) hehehe)

You can listen to FMS while reading this fic, just click HERE!

Well he always loved every part of you but when he saw you teaching the girls ‘how to twerk’ this bitch lost it, he wanna smack the shit outta your ass but when he sees the girls examining it, he just wanna throw you onto his bed and never let you go. He always uses your booty like a pillow or squeezes your thighs while watching a movie, when he feels insecure laying his head on your boobs is the most calming thing ever but he doesnt want to share these things with the others even if its the girls. “Wow Y/n-chan, can i touch your ass?” Mina asks with an enthusiastic tone and that makes you laugh so you let her, bish cuz why not? She is your best friend after all, she knows every part of you and both of you are so comfortable around each other. “Sure babe go ahead!” She immediately grabs one of your cheeks and her eyes widen slightly “Baby you got some cake!” That makes you laugh and Uraraka covers her pink cheeks with her small hands. “How are you guys so confident... I wish i could be more like you Y/n-chan.” That puts a frown on your face and you put a hand on her shoulder. “Baby you are beautiful and you should know that.” She gives a small smile and you turn to the others “Okay girls, lets continue with our next song!” Then you open a song called FM$ by New Boys and Mina starts to shake like the queen she is, you join her and the other girls watch you both with wide eyes and pink cheeks.

Girl you are shaking that ass like a pro but little did you know that your hotheaded bf is still behind that corner watching you like a hawk. He doesnt wanna watch you shake that for someone else so he clicks his tounge and starts to search for his phone, when he founds your contact info he sends a quick text and starts to walk towards his dorm room. So when your phone buzzes in your pocket you quickly open it and the message from your boo surprises you.

Mr.Loudmouth: Come to my room, now.

Excitement floods over you and you quickly make up and excuse, Mina already knows whats good so she gives you a thumbs up and you immediately dash towards your bf’s room. When you reach his room you lift your hand to knock but the door next to his opens abruptly and Kirishima appears. “Oh, Y/n-chan! Its good to see you- Y/n-chan... why are you wearing those?” You quirk a brow and look at your booty shorts and crop top. “Why, does it look ugly?” He starts to wave his hands in a defensive manner and the blush on his cheeks only gets deeper. “N-no ofc not! Its uh...” Then Katsuki’s door opens and he eyes you like a wolf in heat. He glares at Kirishima, grabs you and slams the door shut, then he throws you onto his bed and crosses his arms over his toned chest “Woooah, i guess someone is excited to see me.” You giggle and he glares at you, then in an instant he is on top of you and the way he looks into your eyes makes your breath hitch in your throat. The possessive hand on your thigh makes you blush and you’re still trying to understand why he’s this hungry for attention. “Babe, are you okay?” He sighs and replies “Give me a lap dance.” Your brain tries to process so you stare at him for 10 seconds, then you wheeze and cover your mouth with your hand, this makes him growl and he grabs your hand “Dont make me repeat it, i saw Pinky grabbing that ass and i dont like it when people touch something that belongs to me.” Ohhhh girl, you have a horny and jelaous Bakugou now so good luck with that- 

You laugh and that makes him even more frustrated but before he can say something else you flip him over and now you are on top with an evil smirk on your face. “Awww babe, were you jelaous? I was just teaching them some stuff.” You grab both of his hands and lead them to your hips then you start to grind against him with a slow pace “The real thing is just for you babe ～” He smirks and the hold on your hips tightens “All mine.” You plant a kiss on his lips. “All yours ～ “ Things starts to get even spicier and you slowly take your crop top off while tugging at his black tank top “Katsu, come on...” He smirks and lands a harsh smack on your ass “Impatient, bitch.” You pout and huff “Call me that again and im leaving Thotsuki Bakuhoe.” Just when he opens his mouth to make a comeback the knock on the door makes the both of you stop.

“Bakugou and L/n.” Your teachers impatient tone makes you freeze and you quickly look at your bf but he is as dumbfounded as you are so... Both of you are dead-

A/N: I was horny so... If you want more smutty Bakugou fics like this go read What If? now, I worked really hard on that fic and it turned pretty good ^^

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