#my fave Scorpio

[sketchy-pieces]

woe, tech boy be upon you

#seto kaiba #happy birthday scorpio icon #yugioh #yugioh dm #i thought his bday was last month but i still left this so late to the date #Yugioh Duel Monsters #anime #Fanart #this was a perfect excuse to listen to the dsod soundtrack on repeat its the best #im back from holiday with my favourite colour scheme and fave pathetic guy

[bebemoon]

h a p p y   b i r t h d a y  ,  k o n v a l i a  !

#OKAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVE SCORPIO MOON AND MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MUTUAL #it's been a BLAST watching dramas with you and screaming at each other through the messenger #i hope you had a wonderful day my love :* :*: *: *: *: *: *: *:* #infinite love<3333 #konvalia #mb #mine #my gif #look ania it's deng wei >.>

[likesummerrainn]

ROH | 01.04.24

#ROH #Scorpio Sky #Ethan Page #Men of the Year #Lexy Nair #my gifs #MARIE #can you believe. scorpio sky cutest man alive... #just him having fun in the back it's so cute i can't even watch #love of my life scorpio sky #and all of my faves in one frame!

[theirmadness]

my bullying has finally worked and @knownasbeacon has joined tumblr so y'all go follow my boo and shower her with love. she's amazing xoxo

#out of character. #blue's clues. #alex is my fave scorpio #i love two scorpios #and they are the bane of my existence #but honestly give her a follow she's one of my OLDEST ever rp friends #legit we met when we both were wee minors rping out there lmao #its been so long now we both geriatric #i FINALLY GOT THIS BITCH TO JOIN TUMBLR #go follow ok mwah

[scare-ard--sleigh]

what should be my real housewives of beverly hills replacement once i catch up? keep in mind that this is to fill a reality tv specific hole in me and i watch that show bc i love Mess !!

#silver jelly #going back and forth and back and forth lmao bc like #new york was orginally definitely my next but it has 13 seasons and that feels like A Commitment after 12 seasons of rhobh #potomac only has 7 and it has the bonus of being in maryland and that's really fun for me #i'm open to rh shows taking place anywhere else but if it's not one of those 2 i'm leaning toward something 8 seasons or less #ideally 5 or less tbh unless the drama is REALLY REALLY good. #also for people wondering i'm almost done with s9 and lisa rinna is my FAVE rn but eileen davidson & adrienne maloof are my all-time #faves. erica would be up there but acab. hatedddd brandi but i thought the season with carlton was particularly juicy. #let's see; rhobh did a vanderpump rules 'crossover' event for the brandi/scheana confrontation and to be totally honest i did not enjoy it #but i'm willing to give it another chance if it's good. i don't know anyone irl who watches this stuff lmao #so i've got like no point of reference. #i was super obsessed with project runway growing up and did a partial rewatch like 5 years back #and i still absolutely lovedddddddd it despite not being fond of michael kors or nina garcia #js and ultimatum are explanatory; i'm here for The Drama tbh #it's maybe fucked up but shows about other people's interpersonal conflicts are really good escapism for me #it's why i was so into succ lmao #i need like A Problem To Solve even when i'm in rest mode plus it's really inspirational for writing effective conflicts/misunderstandings #(these are very scorpio sun/gemini rising things to say ooooops) #anyway vote away even if you've never seen any of these !!! i also love controlled chaos !!!!

[lesbian-gnf-archive]

The way george CALLS DREAM ON STREAM TO ASK HOW HE SHOULD CUT HIS HAIR 😭 like its YOUR HAIR??? There was no reason for you to call him and ask him the exact style you should go for 😭

Like. This is what my parents do /gen. My dad calls my mom or she's there and She gives all the input on how his hair should be cut bc he doesn't really know what looks good and he wants to look good for her Like 🤕

#my parents fave colors are also green and blue . #tho technically switched by who acts like what #my mom is also a leo and a slytherin and my dad is a ravenclaw Tho he's not a scorpio so there's that 🤕 #kore.ask #dnf #dreamnotfound

[nycorix]

some people write slice of life fluff for comfort. i write slice of life h/c for. amusement and catharsis

#ignore me #LMAOOO #it's true tho #i have accepted it as my Brand #sickfic is my go-to subgenre because it is the ideal relatively low-stakes way to torment my faves and see how they react etc. #this is where my evil scorpio energy really comes out huh #kase rambles

[afraidofchange]

Oh hey it’s Grace’s 83rd birthday today lmao.

#OOC. #[ the fact i've been rewatching the series w someone i'm dating has been a treat hahah ] #[ grace and nikita are my fave scorpio women on my roster ]

[honeyedlashton]

Not too bad ig 😅

#there was little to no contest #wish Taylor was below bruce hut I listened to lover and folklore a lot in January so I guess that showed #oh well #we win some we lose some #hoping to replace her entirely with someone else actually #ofc I’m an enthusiast #goddamn my scorpio loyalty #my faves all where they need to be #the fact that caramel and efyts are even in my top 5 when they aren’t singles is wild and proves how much I love them #god I love those two songs more than I love myself #tmh compleete mess caramel and efyts all deserve that place #but goddamn mm&I it’s only cause I listen to the released singles on repeat nonstop when they’re released oops #(didn’t do that with older and it shows lmfaoo) #would rather it have been bad omens #playlist

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

Guess whose ankle gave out for no discernable reason while walking to the parking garage at 2am after a bartending shift?

Guess who has a torn ligament now (and possibly something called connective tissue deficiency syndrome which I just played off as me being both active and clumsy all my life) and lost an entire source of income JUST before finally becoming somewhat mentally and financially stable?

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

I was blessed with many things: I'm pretty cute, I tell an okay story or two, I'm fairly athletic, I have blue eyes and a high IQ (even though I believe IQ tests are a scam but I digress), I have a wonderful son, a beautiful and supportive partner, several loving family members to balance out the abusive ones, and the best friends a person can have. I've got a good work ethic and I'm charismatic when I want to be. I'm resourceful (even if that's from the ✨trauma✨)but...

One thing I was not blessed with? Luck.

I blame my four retrograde placements and the possibility that I leveled a small village in a past life.

In other news, Min Yoongi is ruining my life with his dilf era and long hair (also he's so big now? Sir you were supposed to be my smol kitten boi) and I cannot believe I ever trusted a man, all they do is lie and I cannot think about Changkyun's new tattoo without breaking into hives. Also the latest SKZ album has NO SKIPS and I don't take criticism. What's going on with Jackson Wang? He's suddenly like GHOST on social media when he used to thirst trap us every 45 seconds and then he drops Blow, the slut anthem of our generation? Jackson did you date a Scorpio again? Sleep deprived just home from the ER confession: Tae lip syncing First Class in that insta story seemed like a personal attack bc I love that song and my friends clown me about my inexplicable attraction to Jack Harlow at all times. Don't @ me I don't want be attracted to him.

Bisexuality isn't a choice, it's pride month.

I've been legitimately working 80 to 100 hour weeks between two jobs and commissions but rest assured, I'm still peeping my head into kpop to see what's going on.

Anyways if you stuck out this long, rambling, "I'm badly injured and have had three hours of sleep in two days and my mental stability is hanging by a thread" post, hello. How are you, lovelies? I hope your luck is at LEAST 100x better than mine.

I'm praying to all the gods that my mental health meds (which my psych is still adjusting dosages of) starts working overtime, because I'm an Aries/Scorpio and being unable to move around much and having to rely on others for help is my personal hell.

Have a lovely Saturday, stay safe, keep your chins up, and remember you're valid and beautiful and I see you and love you.

*also if you're double-jointed or have frequent sprains or dislocations with seemingly no cause, research ligament laxity or CTDS. My whole life makes sense now. Well, some of it. A not so fun fact: CTDS has a high percentage of sufferers who have complex PTSD.

#bts #unlucky #my ex called me Jinx for a reason #torn ligaments 0/10 do not recommend #stray kids #monsta x #venom is probably my fave on the skz album #and if you're wondering it's not bc Jack Harlow is cute he's not but he does have the audacity and i enjoy that #i told Jackson to stop fucking with Scorpios but does he listen? no. he's an aries we can't listen

[w1redsmile]

26 days till suz's birthday 🥰

#// thats my fave lil scorpio ♡♡♡ #˛ ⠀ * ⠀ ♡ ⠀ ⠀ 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸𝚃 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝙺 ; 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝚃 𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙴𝙳 ⠀ ⠀ —— ⠀ ⠀ headcanon. #˛ ⠀ * ⠀ ♡ ⠀ ⠀ 𝚂𝙾𝙵𝚃 𝚂𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙴 ; 𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙼 𝚂𝚄𝚂𝙸𝙴 ; 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙱 ⠀ ⠀ —— ⠀ ⠀ out of character.

[gfcheol]

i’m not sure if you’ve ever watched haikyuu but dk reminds me so much of bokuto. they’re both chaotic (in a good way) and have pretty high energy levels. they’re also goofy as hell and i love that

(ps: i’m also a scorpio and one of my favorites is also coraline, hey twin)

haikyuu omg😭 i used to read it all the time damn </3 bokuto as deekay is honestly not an association i'd ever thought abt but!!!! i can so see wym

lovable, good natured "!!!! DHHSDBNSN !!!!" guys

#also omg hi fellow scorpio who loves coraline #i completely forgot i've shared my fave movies w/ you guys #💌

[dreamdripdistance]

🪄🪄🪄

Under-worked and over-sexed // I must express my disinterest // The rats are back inside my head // What would Freud have said? - Pedestrian at Best by Courtney Barnett

#a close second from the same song would be: #'im a fake // im a phoney // im awake// im alone // im homely // im a scorpio!' #THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVE SONGS AND ALSO IS SUCH A MOOD THANK U FOR THE ASK SHU!!!!! #asks #words #shuchelle

[ablednt]

Thoughts on scorpios

I like their energy lowkey my fave sign tbh

#astrology tw #idk if that needs a tag ahifohgfi #anyway my favorite signs other than mine (aquarius) is like #scorpio virgo capricorn and pisces #gemini taurus and aries are also neat but not my favs #least faves (tend to clash with people more but it's of course not like adifohd set in stone) ara leo and libra #i am not one of those cringy bitches who will like full up stop talking to someone over their astrology ahdiohgiodhfg #or rlly judge ppl honestly when it comes to ppl i more believe in it just for fun

[1discolover]

being a pisces rising is so funny cause all i attract are earth signs (esp Virgos) it’s like they can feel i’m not all here on earth and want to bring me down and ground me 😂🫣

[skyburger]

my silly little baby girl shes a leo shes represented by the sun arcana shes a serial killer shes an arsonist shes delusional her dad fucking sucks shes just like me. and her name is TATSUYA SUDOU ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

#i mean personally. to me? shes not a leo... shes a scorpio. i have reasoning behind this #first reason is she doesnt have a canon birthday just a year. and my go-to for when my sillies dont have birthdays is to give them MY bday #so all my canonically birthdayless faves are scorpios to me #second reason is just like Wouldnt it be really fucking funny if he was king leo #and like everyone associated him with leo as a star sign #and then it turns out hes literally not a leo hes not even close. like idk that would be funny to me #sorry for she/her-ing tatsuya sudou for half of this post btw... hes just so girl to me #im gonna start rambling about her (again) so im gonna quit while im ahead. SUDOUHEADS ROLL OUT! #muffin mumbles