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#my twin only caught me stealin one thing out of the three items I took 🤣
jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years
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Roy: *Throws balled up napkin at Jason, hitting both Jason and Kori* Got two birds with one stone!
Jason: *Grabs it and throws it back at Roy*
Roy: *Looks at Jason* I am not a bird!
Jason: *Imitating Nixon* I am not a crook.
Kori: Yes you are.
Jason: I know I definitely am.
Kori: The things I've seen you taken from the mall today.
Jason: Oh please, I only took three things.
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