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ladyonfire28 · 4 years

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My French music Masterpost

So since half of the population is in quarantine right now I thought I could make a list of some french/ french speaking artists and songs that I listen to and that you could also discover since we all have time to kill.

Obviously I cannot put every single artist and song I know and listen to so it’ll be a bit of mix of my favorite albums/ artists of the past few years but also what i’m listening at the moment !

Pop/ R&B

Angèle

She’s a 23 year old Belgian singer. Her first album was a HUGE hit last year and she got 5 news songs out in November too. She’s also been dating a woman for a few months.

I would recommend to listen to her whole album Brol , it’s quite a bop. Also there are two songs about wlw relationship called « Ta Reine » and « Tu me regardes ». That last song was a kind of coming out song btw, we were all freaking out when we listened to it the first time lmao.

Favorite songs: Les matins, Flemme, Flou, Nombreux, Ta reine, Tu me regardes, J’entends

Clara Luciani

She’s a 27 year old French artist. 2019 was truly her year. She’s has an incredible voice and I just love her energy. She’s an amazing songwriter too. Her first album is called Sainte Victoire.

Favorite songs: La grenade, Les fleurs, On ne meurt pas d’amour, Drôle d’époque, Nue, Dors, Ma Soeur, Bovary.

Christine and the Queens

I think a lot of you know her already. She’s also a queer and pansexual artist. I have to say I really LOVED her first album Chaleur Humaine, one of the best albums of the past decade, but I didn’t love as much her second album (Chris) or her new EP (La vita nuova). I mean they’re good, but her first album was really something else. And it’s also just my opinion !

Favorite songs : iT (it’s in English though), Saint Claude, Science Fiction, Half Ladies, Paradis Perdus, Chaleur Humaine, Nuit 17 à 52, Intranquilité, Amazoniaque, Jonathan, La marcheuse, L’étranger

Therapie TAXI

This is a pretty fun band, their first album has been quite popular. They’re pretty unique and sometimes their songs and lyrics are let’s say... bold lmao. I haven’t listen to all their songs though, there’s like 25 songs in their first album and 15 in their second aha. But they also have so many bops.

Favorite songs: Hit Sale, J’en ai marre, Salop(e), Avec ta zouz

Aya Nakamura

Aya is now a r&b/pop superstar here in France and even in other countries in Europe. She’s 25 and you can hear her songs in every night club and party here. Can’t say her lyrics are very elaborated but her songs are real bops and the best to dance to in your room lmao

Favorite songs: Djadja, La dot, Pompom, Copines, Pookie, Sucette, 40%, Comportement

Lous and the Yakuza

She’s a 23 year old belgian artist. She only has 3 songs out for now, but i’ve been pretty obsessed with them. Her lyrics are pretty great too (and she’s SO beautiful omg).

Favorite songs : Dilemme, Tout est gore, Solo

Yseult

Yseult is a 24 year old french singer/songwriter. She’s has a beautiful voice and the beats are also great. I haven’t listened to all her songs though, I only heard her new EP Noir which is great.

Favorite songs: Corps, Nos souvenirs, Noir, 5H

Indie/electro rock/folk :

Pomme

Pomme is very famous in the LGBTQ community in France, but i haven’t listened much to her songs (yet). She’s a 24 year old french and lesbian singer songwriter. Her songs talk about love, anxiety, and even death. She has a such beautiful voice too.

Favorite songs: On brûlera, A peu près, Anxiété, Je sais pas danser

The Dø

The Dø are a finnish/french duo and also one of my favorite band (they sing in english though). They made of of my favorite albums of the last decade, Shake Shook Shaken, which came out in 2014. Their first albums sounded more folk/indie rock, but their third album is much more electro. And the album is about the break up of the lead singer, Olivia Merilahti, and the musician, Dan Levy. One of my favorite song of all time is in their second album Both Ways Open Jaws and is called Too Insistent.

Favorite songs: On my shoulders, Too Insistent, Sparks, Despair Hangover & Ecstasy, Opposite Ways, Anita No!, Nature Will Remain.

Izia

Izia is a singer but also an actress, you may know her from La Belle Saison, Samba, or Un peuple et son roi. I listened a lot to her third album La vague, that was released in 2015. it’s much more electro that what she used to do before. Her two first albums were much more rock albums. She’s got a new album out but i haven’t listen to it yet.

Favorite songs: Hey, La vague, You, Les ennuis, Bridges, Tomber

Mansfield.YTA

The band is composed of 2 women, Julia Lanoë et Carla Pallone. Julia is in other bands/ projects such as Sexy Sushi and Kompromat. Unlike those two last bands that are very electro, Mansfield is something more nuanced. It sounds more like indie folk and mixes different style. You can hear electric instruments but also violin, harmonium, piano etc. And it’s pretty melodramatic. They sing in french and english.

Favorite songs: Et demain déja, Pour oublier je dors, Mon amoureuse, Gilbert De Clerc

Electro :

Stromae

You might have heard of that Belgian guy. His album Racine Carré (released in 2013) is too me the best of the decade and his song “Papaoutai” was a huge hit in Europe. He’s a pure genius. His lyrics are super deep and usually quite dark but he makes incredible beats that are very electro. If his second album is definitely his most popular album, his first one Cheese, was also so so great and his first single “Alors on Danse” was a huge hit (Kanye West did a remix of it). He also directed Billie Eilish’s “Hostage” music video. That dude is just incredible. But after his huge success his did a burn out and his mental health got very bad. He stopped making music since then.

Favorite songs: Peace or Violence, Alors on danse, Dodo, Je Cours, House’llelujah, papaoutai, bâtard, ave cesaria, tous les mêmes, formidable humain à l’eau, sommeil

Rap :

I have to say i’ve been listening to a lot of french rap this past couple of years so i won’t list all the rappers i listen to, especially since i’m pretty sure most of you aren’t interested in rap. But I still have to list some of them that have been very popular recently. France has a huge and very diverse rap culture.

Fauve

Actually that collective is actually not a rap band at all. They do more like spoken word songs but didn’t where also to put them lol. The band broke up 5 years but I still listen to them a lot today. It’s one of my fav band too. Their lyrics are really well written and beautiful. It usually talks about the “youth malaise” and their frustrations, heartbreaks and anger etc. They made 1 EP et 2 LP.

Favorite songs: Blizzard, Cock Music Smart Music, Nuits Fauves, Haut les Coeurs, Rub a Dub, Voyous, Infirmière, Vieux frères, Lettre à Zoé, Paraffine, Tallulah, T.R.W, Les Hautes Lumières

Meryl

Meryl is a 24 year old french martinican rapper. Before making her own music she used to write and compose melodies for other famous french rappers. She’s very influenced by her roots and and she also sings some of her songs in creole. I love how different and diverse her music is.

Favorite songs: Coucou, AH LALA, Béni, Désolé, La brume

Aloïse Sauvage

Aloïse is a multi talented french singer/ actress/ dancer. She released her first EP in 2019 called Jimy and her very first album Dévorantes was released in February 2020. She’s definitely a queer artist (99% sure she’s lesbian but she’s never confirmed it so anyway + her little sister is 100% a lesbian aha) and she talks about lgbtq issues in some of her songs, but also about her own issues and all. Her lyrics are beautifully written. And she’s also a ray of sunshine so there’s nothing to dislike about her haha.

Favorite songs: Dévorantes, Si on s’aime, A l’horizontale, Et cette tristesse, Jimy, Présentement, L’orage

Roméo Elvis

Roméo isn’t french but belgian. He’s the big brother of Angèle. I actually knew about her because of him. He’s less known than her now obviously but he’s still quite popular. His rap is pretty soft and chill. I preferred his collaborations with Le Motel (who was his producer) more than his “solo” album but he still got some good songs on his last album.

Favorite songs: Morale, Nappeux, Drôle de question, Bébé aime la drogue, J’ai vu (feat. Angèle), Lenita, Chocolat, Normal, Dis-moi

Lomepal

Lomepal is a french rapper. He’s known for writing songs that are pretty elaborated with chill and melodic beats. I also call is rap “soft”. He usually talks about his loneliness and insecurities

Favorite songs: 70, Yeux disent, Club, Trop beaux, 1000°C, X-Men, Plus de larmes

PNL

PNL is the most popular cloud rap band of the past few of years. They’re two brothers NOS and Ademo and they’re famous for using vocoder when they rap. Like a lot of vocoder lol. But they’re also very known for working with some of the best beat makers in the industry. If the way they rap is sometimes pretty hard, their beats are very chill and cool. In their songs they talk a lot of their life as dealers in the french banlieue, their struggles, how tough their lives were but also how their lives today isn’t set and how they’re not necessarily happier today. Their third album “Dans la légende” was a huuuuge hit in France, and their latest album “Deux frères” just as much if not more.

Favorite songs: Recherche du bonheur, DA, Dans la légende, Luz de Luna, Humain, Bené, Jusqu’au dernier gramme, Blanka, A l’ammoniaque, Shenmue, Menace, Déconnecté, La misère est si belle

Other songs that I listen to at the moment :

“Le temps est bon” - Bon Entendeur (electro)

“De mon âme à ton âme” - Kompromat (electro)

“Reste” - Maitre Gims feat Sting (pop)

“Les méchants” - Heuss l’enfoiré (rap)

“C’est plus l’heure” - Franglish feat Dadju, Vegeta (r&b)

“De l’autre côté”- Ninho feat Nekfeu (rap)

“Blanche” - Maes (rap)

“La complainte du soleil” - Laura Cahen (from I Lost My Body OST)

Some french speaking “classic” songs that I listen to and that you probably don’t know (from the 50′s to 00′s) :

“Une valse à mille temps” - Jacques Brel

“La foule” - Edith Piaf

“Chanson pour l’auvergnat” - Georges Brassens

“Je t’aimais, je t’aime et je t’aimerai” - Francis Cabrel

“Ma préférence” - Julien Clerc

“La nuit je mens” - Alain Bashung

“Foule sentimentale” - Alain Souchon

“Mistral gagnant” - Renaud

“Sensualité” - Axelle Red

“Manhattan Kaboul” - Renaud feat. Axelle Red

“Onde sensuelle” - M

“Et dans 150 ans” - Raphaël

“A la faveur de l’automne” - Tété

“L’aventurier” - Indochine

French LGBTQ+ artists

This past few years a few lgbtq artists have blown up here and like 4 lesbian artists have been nominated for best new artist this year at the french grammy award called Victoire de la musique (and one of them one the award, Pomme). Unfortunately i’m not very good at discovering new artists so i’m quite late and i haven’t been able to listen to a lot of them. But if you want to discover them yourself here are few lgbtq artists:

Already mentioned: Angèle, Pomme, Julia Lanoë/ Rebekka Warrior (Sexy Sushi, Kompromat, Mansfield.YTA), Christine and the Queens, Aloïse Sauvage

More : Hoshi, Suzane, Eddy de Pretto, Safia Nolin (she’s from Quebec)

#this is a big ass post i'm so sorry omg #but you should have enough artists to discover for the next 45 days lmao #be aware : some songs on here are very bad lmao #but i love listening to bad music sometimes #aimee listens to music #up the baguette #french music #music #music masterpost

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thinkingagain · 5 years

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“Sometimes a confluence of factors is random,” the Sir said. “Other times there might be an underlying connection that has been overlooked.”

Sir Sleepy of the Bunny Nest (A Novel of the Revolution) Book Two: Empire Chapter 17

After some food and a short afternoon rest, all the animals regrouped at the Beast Media Room to listen to Beastly news reports on the day’s events. The Demesne had never experienced two major engagements in one day.

The Navy reported seven dead, and more than 70 wounded, some seriously, in a disastrous test of a new sonar now likely be discarded. Official Beast voices both in the Navy and outside were claiming that, obviously, the sonar had “serious flaws.”

“As if the fact that it was going to kill thousands of animals was a sign that it worked well,” Sir Sleepy of the Bunny Nest said bitterly.

Most of the wounded Beasts had ruptured ears or collapsed lungs. The cause, the Navy claimed, was severe sound wave ripples that had penetrated the submarines. Numerous nosebleeds were among the common smaller effects. When asked how the sonar could have been so dangerous to those who had merely heard it over submarine sound systems, the spokesbeast responded cautiously. “There is some evidence that sonar can affect people above water. To this point, most stories about it are just science fiction. Still, the sonar in this case clearly had some effects we don’t yet understand.”

“Given the terrible effects on people,” one Beast reporter asked, “will any attempt be made to assess if animals were also harmed more than expected?”

“Animals are hardly the first problem on our minds today,” the spokesbeast said brusquely.

“It wouldn’t have happened if they were,” Lucky said calmly, back to his usual well-adjusted rabbit self, his fur fluffed out. “Ling Ling, have you been in touch with the Aquatics since coming back to the Demesne?”

Ling Ling’s head was bobbing back and forth as she whispered at the media reports. She often talked back rapidly and in great detail at Beast media, under her breath, as if Beast media reporters could hear her whispering. “Chicoutimi says there’s some small level disorientation and physical pain among the whales and dolphins at the main point of the sonar attack. She’s feeling a little woozy herself. No one’s badly hurt. Naomi’s already playing in the waves.”

“I’ll say this much,” the spokesbeast, seeming perplexed and harassed, said to a follow-up question. “Anyone near the water today saw that a lot of marine life is doing fine. Whales and dolphins were numerous, as were both local and invasive fish species in the reefs and the bay. Some must have been harmed, but the sonar bent back on itself very fast. As I’ve said, the science in this case involves elements we haven’t encountered before.”

The Sir stared at the screen as if he too were perplexed. “I agree,” he said at the spokesbeast. He cocked his head curiously. “There’s something else going on here.” He wasn’t sure what he was trying to say.

“For instance,” the spokesbeast said, “The problem might have been caused by a random confluence of factors rather than just sonar. Maybe we’ve overlooked something about the angles of sound in that particular part of the ocean. I’m not saying we have overlooked anything. I’m saying we have to consider all the information before we can reach a thorough conclusion. We’ll find out, eventually.”

“Leo?” The Sir walked over to the big rabbit, who had joined the others in the media room but wasn’t paying much attention to the screen. Instead he was staring at the ceiling, probably working out an idea.

“Yes, good Sir?” The rumble of Leo’s rabbit voice was soothing.

“Sometimes a confluence of factors is random,” the Sir said. “Other times there might be an underlying connection that has been overlooked.”

“That’s right.” Leo was still staring at the ceiling. He looked down as if putting his previous idea aside. “The Navy Beasts can calculate and calculate and calculate, but they cannot imagine that what happened to them today was a result of organized animal resistance. Therefore, their calculations will never be correct.”

The Sir leaned in towards him. “As Magic Animals, we should be conscious of the power of things that get overlooked. Do you find it odd that Beasts attempted to kidnap the Madam right when we were launching our counterattack on the sonar? It could be coincidence, like that spokesbeast wants to believe so it can protect its precious animal-killing sonar. But maybe it’s not coincidence.”

“I follow that,” Leo stroked his beard, “and I agree.”

“The Navy attack was widely publicized among Beasts. The Commandant has enough low cunning—you’ll pardon me if I cannot credit it with intelligence—to have guessed that the Demesne might lead a counterassault. The timeliness of the attack on the Demesne might be the result of informed guesswork.”

“Yes.” Leo nodded. “Or?”

The Sir’s paws gestured vigorously. “Actual knowledge. For instance, the Commandant could have been intercepting the communication system we had set up between Lucky, Ling Ling, and me.”

“The Commandant’s technological abilities are sophisticated,” Leo said. “We can’t rule out that it has discovered a way to intercept our communications, even though Lucky put in a lot of scrambling effects. Still, reaching a temporary communication system set-up would require a lot of hit-and-miss searching.”

The Sir kept his voice low and looked over at his skinny panda friend, who was grooving her head and muttering at the screen. “There’s also the possibility that the Commandant is like Ling Ling, in some ways only of course. Let’s assume, for a second, as we have been, that it did something to cause our distorted dreams. That would mean it has the power to reach our minds. And if it can influence our brain patterns, can we really rule out…?”

“That it can read what we think?” Leo finished the sentence. “I’m not aware of anything that disproves the possibility.”

“Ling Ling doesn’t read minds though, unless those minds are consciously trying to communicate with her and send thoughts her way. But she senses the mental and emotional conditions of others. As you yourself are fond of saying, the fact that two things are similar does not mean they are alike.”

“The conclusions we’re drawing here are sensible,” Leo said, “but also provisional. We know nothing for sure.”

“Which is why it would be foolish to tell ourselves that it can’t be happening.” The Sir shivered, and clasped and unclasped his sword restlessly. “It’s revolting. I cannot tolerate the idea that a Beast—especially that Beast—should be playing around in the minds of those of us at the Demesne. And not only distorting our dreams; reading our intentions. Do you see how dangerous that is, Leo?”

“Yes.” Leo pondered the implications.

The Sir began pacing energetically. “I need to think this through and clear my mind. All this Beast media, necessary or not,” he gestured around the room, “is making me sick.”

“It’s a good thing there’s an outdoors,” Leo said.

#bunny #rabbit #revolution #empire #satire #animals #animal rights #politics #adventure #theory #fantasy #science fiction #environmentalism #sir sleepy

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