#oh dude ive missed this

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Gamzee promotes Faygo

GAMZEE: OkAy BuDdY! WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of FaYgO?

KARKAT: NEVER TASTED IT.

KARKAT: [GETS SHOT BY CANNON]

GAMZEE: [PoInTs SaId CaNnOn ToWaRd ThE oThEr TrOlLs]

GAMZEE: NoW. WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of FaYgO? 

GAMZEE: ThIs MaChInE wIlL mAkE yOu WaNt FaYgO. :o)

TEREZI: NOT M3! 1LL-

TEREZI: [H34RS GU1LLOT1N3 DROP]

TEREZI: -...H4V3 4 GL4SS R1GHT NOW.........

VRISKA: I’ve got four aces! Can you 8eat that?

GAMZEE: I’vE gOt A bOtTlE oF fAyGo!

VRISKA: [Gets shot]

GAMZEE: NoThInG bEaTs FaYgO! :o) 

#source: Wilkins Coffee Commercials #submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #gamzee makara #karkat vantas #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #mod dave #oh dude ive missed this #god this was submitted so long ago its format is the legacy post editor #for all the shit staff has pulled. being able to edit tags was one of their only smart moves

[bbg100]

I know I know we have already clowned on this person so much, but like step away from disco elysium brain for a second. The idea that stories have to be uplifting and palatable to all is bad. It closes your eyes to so much art that is vital to understanding people throughout cultural boundaries. Disco Elysium is a complicated, distinctly non American story that makes you step outside of your base assumptions and question the unquestionable. The story does this deliberately. Wanting that story to erode into something simple and idyllic- that is a cruel neutering. I feel like American progressive culture focuses too much on demographic diversity, and not enough on diversity of experiences and history. The need to make a checklist- you play as a disabled, non man! Queer themes! Etc. That takes away your ears towards a wide variety of stories that ARE queer disabled non white etc. Because you are looking for a hamfisted, virtue signaling obviousness, you are missing the intricate stories told by people who don't have your background. Your phd in politically correct American english. By valuing the ability to speak this progressive language, and policing the words used to describe someone's own experiences - you're not listening. You're missing out on art.

So yeah. If you close your ears to disco elysium because it's a grimy detective story with a white man (it's...not set in America but let's just let the concept of whiteness stay for simplicity). Then you're not actually accepting of diversity. You're accepting of the checklist.

#disco elysium is like. Not fucking brooklyn 99 or whatever. #also hey man what fucking cultural background is witch. or did you just say that so you could imagine someone in the beauty of the Alps #without that pesky swiss/italian/etc culture #central conflict? oh a missing cat #becauze what kinda media would make you face the issues with addiction and addicts and war and - #okay ive got off track but come on dude #disco elysium

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

#origins smp #i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅 #beeduo #otubbo #oranboo #beeduo fanart #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR EAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE thats all i remmeber ANF ALSO RNE can i call you senpaaiiii bit thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye

[luck-of-the-drawings]

AHAHAHH FINALLY ANOTHER NEW DOODLE PAGE. A COLLAGE OF OLD DOODLES, NEW DOODLES, DOODLES WITH MINIMUM EFFORT, AND DOODLES WITH ALOOOT OF EFFORT. SOME DRAWN ONA TABLET, MOST ON A MOUSE, BEEN IN MY WIPS FOR AGES JUST TTAAAAAKKEE IT BRO I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE. ANYWAY HHEEELLLOOOOOO CHIPS GROWTH OVER 100 EPISODES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT?? BECAUSE I SURE WILL. IN MY TAGS.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #jrwi show #jrwi riptide spoilers #cw blood #chip jrwi #BARRK BARK BARK STARTED THIS WAY BEFORE EP 109 OKAY HHOOOOLY SHIIITT MY BOY.. MY BABY BOY.. #HE HAS COME SO FARRRR CAN I BE HONEST? NEEEVER SAW THE FIRE MOTIF COMING #WHEN HE GOT THE WAVE TATS I WAS LIKE awweeyeaaaa ive been headcanoning him with a single shitty faded wave tattoo on his fore arms #BUT TTHEENN THE SECOND ARENA AND THE FIRE AND THE AAARURUGHHGHH IM SSOOO HERE FOR IT #BUT LISTEN TO ME AND LISTEN TO ME WELL RIGHT NOW. I BELIEVE THAT CHIP IS NOT THE FIRE HE IS THE MATCH. #THE THING THAT FUELS THE FIRE. THAT GIVES IT GROUND FOR WHICH TO THRIVE. CHIP IS SO FOUNDATION TO ME #GILL MOON JAY SUN CHIP EARTH!!!! IM RIGHT!!! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME I BETTER SEE SOME HHHAAANDS!!!!!! #I HAd so much trouble drawing his tattoos oohh my GOOODD those were the biggest reason i didnt finish this for so long #even now im still iffy but WAHTEVERRR. i love just drawin chip all beat up and sad #hes so tragic and unfortunate. remember when before they entered the black sea. the dude asked if anyone would miss chip. and he went 'no' #like just on impulse. n then jay n gill were like what?? dude no?? youve built up so much? what about all the friends along the way? #n chip was like oh. huh. yeah i guess so. HES SO USED TO BEING NNOOTHIHNGGG remember when he started getting sensitive abt #getting called bastard. OHH REMEMBER HIS SAD BOY ARC.. all the pressure all the ridicule all the misfortune all the failure and guilt #all crashing down onto the head of some wannabe pirate #oh my boy. youve grown so much! and in such a distorted way. what will arlin think when he sees you now? #OHH HOW I HOPE OTHERS NOTICE THAT LIL DOODLE WITH CHIP TAKING HIS FIRST KILL. SLOWLY PLUNGING A BLADE INTO MEAT. #ITS HARDER THAN YOU THINK BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND. AND THEN ITS EASY. JUST SO SO EASY. NOT MUCH BLOOD. IT TRAILED DOWN TO HIS SLEEVE #YOUR FIRST KILL WASNT A BRUTAL BLOODY MESS. IT WAS SAD. IT WAS SCUFFED. BUT IT WAS CLEANER THAN SOME. A BREATH SILENCED IN MERE SECONDS. #IT LEFT A STAIN ON YOUR SLEEVE. THATS ALL THE KILL LEFT BUT YOU CARRY THAT. YOU CARRY THAT INTO A NIGHT OF CHEER AND JOLLY #YOU CARRY THAT STAIN. YOU STOLE THIS BLOOD. YOU TOOK THIS LIFE. CERTAINLY THIS HAS TO STOP AT SOME POINT. AND IT MIGHT ASWELL END WITH FIRE #LOVE U CHIP MWAH #EDIT: IF U SAW ME FORGET TO DRAW CHIPS MISSIN TOOTH IN THE TOP RIGHT: NO YOU DIDNT

[mqfx]

ok I was looking for this post bc I thought I had to recant some stuff but it turns out past me is still correct, amendment 1 ("I concede") is basically the point I'm making rn

amendment 2: it would be really fucking funny if all this was true up until like 2 minutes before xie lian ascended a third time. you know damn well that as soon as that bell was cut in half, they probably entirely forgot about heavenly discord DMs these gidiots ran straight to each other's palaces and missed each other hijinks-style until suddenly the static in mq's ear is ringing and before fx can even get a word in edgewise mq's like "shut up" "i haven't said shit!" "sparring tree. Now" "already here" or something. it's like tacit understanding (hostile)

#hewwo #mqfx #sorry i can't shut up about the two dudes who barely had 3 words combined this episode IVE MISSED THEM #oh these are the perfect conditions to start writing again. captive audience...... plenty of material...... a relatively free schedule..... #anyway i think i have a pretty solid timeline of events regarding their relationship but im keeping my cards close to my chest #at this time #tgcf #third amendment is it takes them 50 more years to finally actually be in a relationship if they do. like cmon

[nerosdayinanime]

more jjk sillies bc theyre fun

#neros art tag #jjk #spoilers in tags #oc: icarus #oc: aether #jjk oc #'dead guy' being potato junpei whos actually still alive to their surprise #drew/redrew a few of the incorrect quote things we made of them #didnt get to do the misery/reeses puffs/cpr joke [pensive] (junpei icarus aether respectively) #also all of the old ones had the hair parted to the wrong side lmao #explanation/context again: icarus has a ver of the gojo special eyes and can see how cursed energy flows- mahito cracks the soul open to #transfigure people(not canon- my interp) h icarus can mold the souls he's cracked open. they resuscitate junpei and become a little curse #user trio- they teach junpei how to properly use cursed energy and such- then during the culling games #yuuji & junpei reunite- them & aether go to find hakari while icarus offered to go find megumi for him #megumi does not trust strangers #its been fuckin ages since ive read the manga i havent kept up w it outside of snippets i see on tumblr i have no clue whats going on #'HEY MAN WHAT THE FUCK. DUDE. I WAS SENT BY YUUJI YOU DICK- i stfg if my appendix ruptures bc of that youre paying my medical bills-' #oh yeah also i missed it when i was looking back Aether can also bite people to sap cursed eneegy. when she bites tho it becomes Hers #instead of just withering away. void & icarus do their own thing- run a little shop that dissuades small cursed spirits from ppl & makes #life a little easier for some. theyr not anything big theyre just trying to have fun & help a few ppl out along the way #oh ya first set they were watching yuuji & nanami go ham on mahito #'we probably shouldnt fuck with that..'

[antisocialgaycat]

quite interesting how someone ive never met and probably never will meet knows me better than anyone else

#just a load of garbage #really says something about me doesnt it #me and my trust issues #i mean if someone doesnt know who i am they can't judge me #the only person whos come remotely close to knowing me that well is sarah #then behind her is jade #god i miss jade #im literally seeing her on sunday but chances are she'll be the same as last time #ignoring me bc her phone is more interesting #anywho #can we just notice how the only person ive trusted since december is someone i dont know #hm what happened in december i wonder #oh yeah #my auntie got killed #and why did she get killed #cos she went to israel #which i found out when? #after she'd been dead for weeks #maybe i dont trust people cos it seems like no one trusts me #even though i know they do #or at least i think they do #god who even knows at this point #i sure as hell dont #oh did i tell yall ive started praying again #everythings gone to shit so may as well hope for divine intervention #probably wont work but gonna try anyway #maybe the big dude in the sky does care after all #dont mind me yall

[s0fter-sin]

idk what it is about x-men ‘97 but something about the animation style reminds me of archer. like the style is highly detailed but doesn’t match the skeleton underneath? like the model is moving less than the animation suggests

#i dont know its just putting me off a bit #im only on the first episode so maybe ill get used to it #but god ive missed gambit so much #hes so perfect in his slutty little crop top #ive seen people being like oh theyve made him woke #gambit?? #you sure about that? #bc being fruity is practically in his character bio #and man wearing crop tops was in fashion in the 90s #you just have no idea about anything and want to cry about ‘demasculinising’ male characters #which is very pathetic #especially when the guy youre talking about wears hot pink and makes hot pink explosions #you cant get more flaming queer than that #also they heard all the racists having a go and storm and went hold my beer bc holy shit they went off with her #turning the sand to glass with her lightening?? dude #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #peace was never an option #xmen #x men 97

[nomaishuttle]

ooo im all wobbly now. good thing i am out of beer Lest the evil demon who livedin my head

#everytime i get inebriated a little demon in my head goes One more hit would be fine. one more drink would be fine. one more gummy woudl be #fine... and its like Devil stop saying that lest i traumadump to my father abt HIS parenting. itll get awkward #luckily im less likely tom traumadumop to mydad now due to being 2500 miles away from every single person who loved me and cares abiut me #oh gd i miss my dad dude i need to call my dad.i cant right now bc im drunk adn also its 3am for him but i rly miss my dad #i havent talked to himbasically since i last saw him :[[[ #sry this is the stupid part of me talking #but man i wish i hadnt stopped talking toh im after thezoo bc i rly rly wish i had talked to him more yk #but also glad i did bc well Literally hearing his voice sent me into a panic attack after that #adn like ill never forgive him but also #im like #.idkkkk its so complicated. i love him sm hes the only dad ive got and ill necer forgive him for that but also. i still love him #i hope he knows that yk #even when he didnt love me i still loved him #yk. sry tumblr. ignore all this

[fatcowboys]

i might fully become another person when i play dai. that was my comfort game for so long i did so many long ass playthroughs like. i think i did like four seperate playthroughs just dating dorian. i havent touched it in years but the act of replaying it might instantly transport me back in time and turn me into me but when i was deep in the dai sauce.

#i am not responsible for who i am when i am in the dai mode #like. no other dragon age game did that to me. ive only beat dao like three times. i think i have only beat da2 Twice #why did i play dai so Much. i wish i played on steam so i could see exactly how many hours were spent in it #but like. just thinking thru romances i dated dorian at least 4 times. cullen once solas once sera once iron bull at Least once #had a josephine playthru. who am i missing #i dont have a cassandra playthru bc anytime i played a dude i just dated dorian again instead lmao #OH i def dated blackwall once #like. its a long ass game. the amt of Hours i sunk into it???? #i may have done a nightmare mode playthru once bc i was just. in the sauce. craving a challenge #what did that game do to me that for just like a Long Time i was replaying dai

[sereina]

Yveltal is not one to be bothered by those who 'cheat death'. Miraculous instances have occurred where people have managed to add time before the clock reached zero, however...

He is a scarily patient man - he is no fool either. Death always collects in the end, somehow, some way. He will wait, and wait, and wait, for as long as he needs to do so. Death always wins.

#💀 yveltal | ic. #🌹 status. #guess who im missing today 🥹 #BOTH of them really!!! i owe a reply here but also if anyone wants to plot anything then hmu 💃 #gotta focus a tad on work here but im feeling the writing urge!!! #also this is random af but ive been watching an almost 9 hour fnaf lore dump vid #and the dude brought up how afton was trying to 'cheat death' and im like. oh yvel would get his ass so fast. fuck william

[mangostar]

I will defend sakura with my life

#like. STILL seeing sakura hate in the year 2023.... #i havent watched naruto or been in the fandom in years but the sakura hate has to end #oh sasuke too if u hate sasuke i hope you fall down #uggggh i kinda miss naruto but i would rather die than rewatch it again #oh but i did get the whole dragonball dvd collection from my brothers gf so i might watch that #ive only seen like. a few episodes when im brother was watchibg but apparently that was like the third series #i remember the purple cat dude and vegata and they were like . just chilling ?

[todayisafridaynight]

NOOOO RIGHT 'CAUSE LIKE... the way the Arakawa Family specialize in faking deaths already, I'm sure Jo was so on top of everything. And who better to walk Masato through it right... flight's the perfect time to get started if it's gonna take like fourteen hours...

BUT YES. YEAH. Like The Day Of he's just paralyzed with worry and caught between wanting to do something and not wanting to go against Aoki... maybe at most he chances calling Arakawa telling him to be careful, because that's not too conspicuous given his role in the dissolution, but Arakawa just gives him the old I'll Be Fine Worry About Yourself... and, you know, why shouldn't he; they've always had their enemies and he's Arakawa the Assassin, he can handle himself... he can let himself have that fleeting hope, but deep down... and THEN he finds out and has to act like he didn't mean anything to him and has to go back to his duties like nothing happened... OUGH

Can I just say. Literally such an insane fucking series of scenes in Coin Locker Baby. Because you get Jo's despondence when he's saying he might have killed Arakawa--he's being a bitch to provoke Ichiban into a fight, but it's also an admission his inaction played a part, isn't it... and then you get him expressing that he's familiar with Ichiban's need to protect Arakawa... and then you get the sheer desperation and insistence in his voice when he says he could never kill him... and then you get--I'm not totally sure how clear it is in English--but you get him actively saying his feelings go deeper than Ichiban's without really explaining how... and then you get the tinge of fondness when he's thinking back on the old days when Arakawa lived up to his name... Like. Why Did They Do That. Any Of That.

ALSO. GOD. I've gotten so much shit the past couple days because I said I want to lock Jo, Kume, and Tendo in a room for five minutes For My Entertainment. Reading those tags felt like coming home honestly 😭 Like, even Ichi was ready to kill someone over Arakawa, and Jo was out here threatening to disembowel people [in the dub]. And I Think They Should Be Allowed To. As A Treat. So FOR REAL the biggest "I'm so glad we get to talk" 😭😭😭

On that note genuinely so funny that I took an extra ten minutes re-rendering the video because I forgot to put the "flashback" part in Arakawa's subtitles at first but then nobody read it 😭

But it's also something I've been mulling over because I'm delusional. Getting actors as high-profile as Nakai and Takei back for just A Flashback is kinda crazy to me because Arakawa and Jo's screen-time took up a full four percent of the entire game [over ten percent of the cutscenes] originally. But then if it's multiple flashbacks equivalent to that... what exactly is going on here that the past is so intertwined...

And Because My Brain Is Evil there is the fact that technically speaking, Yokoyama only said that line was from a flashback, and specified Arakawa wouldn't be appearing in the main story. Now of course a normal person would interpret that as him reassuring the audience he won't appear in any present-day scenes, but part of me was like. Oh So A Side Story Is On The Table [<- it's not it's fucking not it will not be in a million years]

JUST. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS COOKING WHY IS THE KITCHEN DOOR CLOSED WHY ARE THE WINDOWS BLACKED OUT

ANYWAYS that's enough from me for today I am [as always] glad you enjoyed One Missed Call and Kyouen, ABSOLUTE bangers

YAYA THATS WHAT IM SAYIN YOU GET IT. UNSURPRISINGLY BUT YOU GET IT ಥ▽ಥ

no but thats what i MEAN like i already was jokin with myself like 'jo and arakawa probably had A Thing right lmao' BUT THEN THE WAY JO TALKED BOUT ARAKAWA AND OBVI THE GENERAL FACT HE COULDNT KILL HIM REALLY JUST MADE ME (。・∀・??) AND REAALLLY LOOK AT EM CLOSER THE SECOND TIME AROUND like genuinely for what. it will fuck me up until i'm dead and gone SOOO unnecessary and yet they did it..

wack that people wouldnt want to see kume and tendo stuck in a room with jo like. from what i know everyone is a part of the We Hate Kume gang so. cmon. kume will be shredded into candy floss within five minutes. it'll be fun (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)

OK BUT NAKAI AND TSUTSUMI'S STATUS WAS A BIG REASON WHY I DIDNT THINK ARAKAWA NOR JO WOULD BE BACK FOR LAD8 THAT'S SO VALID TO CONSIDER THAT its that idea that just has me especially wondering what the plan is. im not expecting them to have MAJOR parts (or in arakawa's case too many flashback segments) but they MUST have a SUBSTANTIAL amount to warrant bringing them back right..

#long post #snap chats #when it comes to Famous Persons Coming Back i was also just like 'theres no way they could get george takei back right' #LISTEN i know the eng dub is not to be spoken of but it exists and it cant be denied takei's REALLY prolific in the states yeah #so i HAD to ask it was WORTH asking myself. unless they decide to swap arakawa's eng VA but w/e its not overly important #moving on. its ok most people dont read anyway no worries about missing a subtitle </3 a painful reality but. we take W's where we can. #OH BUT TO END /MY/ NIGHT THO i LOVED One Missed Call UGH such a good horror movie #i wanna watch it with my dad so bad he loves horror/suspenseful movies and we used to watch em whenever id visit him #KYOUEN'S A DARLING OF A SHOW SO FAR I THINK IVE SAID THAT ENOUGH but yeah......... BIG love........ #i'm almost done with it. if i said i finished it earlier i think i lied i cant remember POINT IS I JUST HAVE THREE EPS #i plan on watching them before stream time tomorrow so that'll be cute :] #buuuut speaking of finishing watching things i Just finished watching the first We Make Antiques movie and UGH #love. love love love it was so silly but also really fascinating to watch... team of forgers thats WILD and i loved it.. #i wish i had access to the sequels tho like PLEAASE i wanna watch these two be losers more.... #they became domestic with each other so quickly like goddamn.. money can do anything #it can make two dudes trying to con each other work together.. its beautiful..... #ok now thats all from ME for tonight. id talk more on the jo and aoki bits but theres a good chance ill do that during stream #or. ill draw it during stream. me drawing is the same as me talking now innit Let My Bullshit Speak For Me etc etc #ok thats all from me fr this time BYE

[pebbltree]

Peb, I miss crab. Have you tried crab before? I love crab. I want crab.

ARAH HI <333

i have actually not tried crab before! i would potentially try it one day i think. however i have caught fiddler crabs and have been pinched by some other random crab. ive also seen my fair share of horseshoe crabs, they’re fascinating creatures

#hi arah!!! #dude i miss crab too i need to see one #🦀🦀🦀 #what’s the texture of crab like it’s been a while since ive been with someone who ordered any #it’s good to see you my beloved friend i need to remember to dm you more <3 #oh and are you excited for mcc scuffed?

[geffenrecords]

theydid not lie that misgend3ring does slowly kill you overtime

#imtoo scared to come out to anyone because everyone is terrible andso now i just want 2 die. garh. #zyz #ive been at such a low lately i had to go to my one friend for my relationship issues bc simone is so fucking awful at advice for dating n #shit. everytime i complain shes like oh well dude you just always look so upset. and yr always so miserable. no wonder he says that to you #like thanx. #like im sorry im pissed off everytime i interact with you its because i see you literally twice a day cause you cant stop ditching me for #every single other friend you have for some fucking reason. and then go off about how much you miss me. #okay im sorry my wrist has been fucked up for the past week so i cant use my journaldiary and its fucking me up. goodnight.

[comphetthings]

i had a dream about a male celebrity (one that i don't even find cute?? wtf) getting horny by me and now i feel grossed out and confused as fuck because what if im straight and i'm actually pretending to be gay

#this isnt the same but one time anon..... one time..... oh my god.... #i had a dream about some actor who is objectively handsome #i will share it was justin baldoni who like i am not ashamed to say is a very handsome man #and in my dream i was like oh my god what if i have actually been straight this whole time #idk what happened i think i was in some play and had to stage kiss a dude #and during the stage kiss i was like this is not disgusting #and then i was like omg what if ive been lying to everyone about being gay #and in my fucking dream i was like hold on i can test this #so justin baldoni showed up out of nowhere and i was like #okay this is objectively a fine man like i can find no faults with him #if i kiss him and like it then ive been lying #if i kiss him and dont then im still a lesbian #so i kissed justin baldoni in my fucking dream #and i was like no offense justin baldoni again you are a beautiful man but i am in fact a lesbian #he was cool about it in my dream #but also like mildly disappointed like he was like oh uh okay alright #which like i know it was my dream but he was doing charity work letting me test my lesbianism on him #like i dunno what part of my brain decided justin baldoni needed to be sad he didnt successfully de-lesbian me #hes not missing out #anyway anon you arent the only one with stupid fucking dreams