I don’t. I don’t know how to go ‘bout this..
I. I can’t actually lie. I was gonna work on that right before the electrodon attack so uh.
Help
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Went to double check I locked my apartment (on account of the adhd) and someone broke off a key in the building’s front door???? Give me roughly 12 hours to tell you how I’m getting back inside tonight
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“i’m scared of ending up alone”
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immediate headache from the insane sugar contained within the jug
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I am going to beat microsoft windows with a crowbar
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Why did the author kill you off?
Somebody had to go.
Sorry, kid. Really, honestly, I'm sorry. Someone had to die, for one reason or another, and you drew the short straw this time around. This wasn't a matter of surprise. No, your death wasn't meant to be a shock, wasn't meant to rattle the audience to their core. Your life was a debt, an obligation. Somebody had to go, because the story needed weight, needed sacrifice, needed the conflict to have consequences. Maybe you had the perfect balance of "emotional impact" and "lack of loose ends", or maybe the author just didn't know what else to do with you. Regardless... you deserved better. Another writer could have given you more time and a better death, if even a death at all. At least your fans will never forget- at least they will forge their own stories, tales in which you live to see another day.
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Just a quick psa. Don’t message me for the next few days. I am having terrible nerve pain in an arm and leg and realizing it’s putting me in a terrible mood.
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
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worst headache ever, this is such a bad week for making up homework
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okay so my migraine is gone but I just got up to run to the bathroom and the entire ride side of my head is throbbing, it feels like i can feel my brain sloshing around
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