#ok bby good for u??? i guess???

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congrats on your 1K you deserve it‼️‼️

when you have the time could you write for lewis hamilton + nepo!reader ( male or female ) who is an actress / actor?

king of my heart — lewis hamilton

pairing. lewis hamilton x nepo baby!actress!reader

genre. social media au

face claim. gigi hadid

warnings. mentions of age gap, swearing, some online hate, lewis and reader are literally the hottest couple ever, daniel lowkey trolling lando, sex jokes ??, mixed up met gala years sorryyyy, some inaccuracies with race outcomes shshsh

author’s note. hello anon! thank you for being my first request for my 1k event 🥰 i wasn’t sure if you wanted an imagine style thing or not so i’ve gone for a social media au. hope that’s ok ! if not just let me know and i can redo this for you <3

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They Do What in Where?: Attack of Kings Beelzebub Prologue *Spoilers*

TW://kink involving Autassassinophilia is mentioned

Guys. Lovelies. Girlies. Peeps. Everyone. This is only the fucking prologue and I have so many emotions but only one thing on mind.

Fucking the ever-living s h i t out of Beel.

Welcome back to Avisos, everyone. We got a good dose of it during the Beel event, but yeah yeah

Beel sniffing MC will never surprise me nor will bother me because yeah sniff away.

Horny from smelling hair? I love him. He could literally smell anything on you and would get hard this is amazing to me

So what's going on rn is that MC and Beel are on some kind of date and he's showing them around Avisos and the little stores and such. He's like having so much fun and being very clingy. May I add.

MC keeps talking about him like this and I'm like Oh...yeah same brain cell because everything about him is u g h h h hgh hsoidnk

So let me get this straight. "Everything" is legal. Like think of the worst thing you can think of and that shit is legal here. BUT being a homewrecker is where they draw the line 💀 I'm just throwing this out here, TW btw, but imagine getting thrown in jail for seducing someone else's partner to be with you but the guy across the street that literally raped and murdered someone is walking around free.

I guess that's just Avisos??? Lol

Moving on though, MC and Beel are walking up to the first store and the sign says

NGL I thought this meant something else because it's BHM in the US (hey hey all of my blk peeps out there that follow!) and I had my own joke in my head about it...BUT it's its about fucking eating demon cum as a sauce.

That's a lot of fucking sauce.

Next we have

They don't even explain what the forest of mushrooms is about. MC just says "that's all about men..." (i can imagine it's literally a fucking store full of dick) and Beel goes to explain the shop that's next to it where you can drink demon spit that's been distilled.

He's even tried it a few times and there's not much to go around.

i can imagine why...

MC is pretty much worried about other shit though and wondering what was their end destination. And well-

Hello my angry bby, yes he would be mad.

Because apparently MC was having tea with Sitri and Ppyong and the tea was too strong so Ppyong was flipping out and that's when Beel made his entrance..

Just "HEY WHATS UP?" and took them away.

With his random ass, I love him.

When Beel gets this way I always wanna cuddle his face and give him praises and kisses and words of affirmation because I feel he needs to hear that he's loved and needed along with physical touch.

But MC also wonders why everyone else seems so chill that he's just walking around when they're normally flipping out that Beel is in town. Turns out he may (or may not) have put a spell on himself so no one notices him.

So my theory is, he's simply just diguised as a common looking devil of Avisos and not himself so that's why everyone is still running into him, bumping shoulders and not paying him any mind and MC is just MC.

Or...they both could be cloaked at the moment because I'm sure they'd recognize MC maybe...but I'm only going off how they interacted with MC during his Bloodshed card at the carnival. Also he starts sniffing up on MC again and it's getting him worked up so much...

Time after time, MC is always goddamn wet around him. Idk how he fucking does this or how he manages this, but it only happens with him and I love that quirk about their dynamic.

But honestly...the fact those are his three favorite places to smell has me wondering though if he likes unwashed parts (armpits/genitals) because there's a stronger smell, and during times when someone ovulates...if he likes that scent too.

UBIASJBFKJSABFKJSDNAKZJNFKAJSNFK JS HELP??????

I'm crying he's so fucking cute. He misses MC and that's why he's being so clingy and sniffing and being close and went to find them c h ok in fg

And MC starts going through the motions, even thinking about Minhyeok (HELLO WE ARE WITH BEEL RN FOCUS) and then finally tells him that they miss him too, and Beel is just all casual like "Yeah that's why I came to get you :D" c u t i e.

So they approach a store next where there's a knife, possibly surgical because Beel explains this

Ah, so this kinda debunks my theory that the demons here can just change their gender without any kind of surgery (you know just magically change or shapeshift that sort of thing) But it seems that the Avisos' devil's reason for swapping is for spicing up their relationships. Though, I'd like to think it's there for reasons of just devil's wanting to change their gender regardless.

Which Beel brings up "it doesn't matter if you're a man or woman, the devils of Avisos will love you either way" and it's like breaking the fourth wall for us players ^^ because they wouldn't care.

So now we're coming up on another store, and a picture of a noose shows up. Now, I made a joke to myself saying this is a fashion store for the devils of Hades...but uh seems this store is-

So I paused and was like...oh like those suicide assistance capsules we have IRL...?

And well...I didn't take all the screenshots but in short, it's a cafe that panders to those who get off on the act of dying/Asphyxiation/ being killed etc. I found the closest kink name for it: Autassassinophilia. (btw if someone else knows the closer exact name feel free to educate on this!) But yeah I was like huh, that's really not surprising that they have that there. It is Avisos. It is Hell.

Here's where it gets interesting tho-

OHHH the owner is one of Luci's bois? (probably not a noble from what it sounds like...but what if...)

And MC asks if that's okay for a devil that's not from Avisos to be having a store like that here and Beel is just like

LMAO POOR BAEL. Beel literally just lets him do everything and he can't be bothered to even know or care about the rules of his own country („ಡωಡ„)

So the date seems to come to a stopping point, and Beel calls it a "shelter". Well..

First I turned the sound on (I keep it off if there's no voice acting involved) and well the sounds from chapter one's porno thing MC was watching was used for the devil guy and chick that are randomly fucking in the "shelter" when MC and Beel first enter.

MC is literally me because they're like "Oh uh I think we're in the wrong place." And Beel's like :D NOPE!

And then there's also me, noticing that the couch is covered in fucking whatever and I'm like

im sorry that's fucking nasty please clean the damn couch 💀💀💀💀

So the reason he tells MC to say this...is because he slips their shirt off just all casual like and is teasing "Oh were you trying to help me???" YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU AIN'T SLICK. (lovingly)

This is the last screenshot I took because anything else was mostly just MC being like "wow so uh this is about to happen isn't it..." and then it cuts out as the end of the prologue.

BTW what I learned by getting the Bloodshed cards and having read the prologues to them beforehand, they literally give us the first story node in the unholy board to read so one could pretty much skip reading it when they unlock it (unless they didn't take a peek at the prologue but that's just my observation)

I'm personally gonna wait until they make it in the regular gacha pool, but I did peep that the first 10 pull is half the amount of seals...which is a good tactic to getting folks to pull with the seals. I'm saving them up though for something I reallllyyyyy want possibly a Lucifer card or something in the future. But already....Beel's is making me feel some things and seeing his sprite with that tank top is having me act the fuck up.

ANYWAYS happy pulling everyone ^^ see you when I do Levi's prologue next~

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb beelzebub #whb spoilers #whb screencaps #new card stuff! #beel is so damn hot i can't #i laugh at stupid shit sometimes i swear #tw kink mention #cw bodily fluids

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(Context: im thinking abt my post canon au, i explained on my ao3, u dont even have to read it just know its there)

Mizu revealing her being a woman to taigen AFTER he confesses his feelings to mizu AFTER being bested during their duel once again is literally so fucking personal to me. Jesus fuck... FUCK. Like. How overwhelmingly loved she must feel. How SEEN. Truly for once n not just but loved and wanted!!! Its so personal to me. Just. Taigen, losing, n then immediately leaning in for a kiss. Mizu is lost cuz what?? Why?? N taigen just. Confesses, but hes holding back cuz mizus reaction was not great and he doesn't wanna ruin the friendship they've formed these past months, they've grown so close so fast n its scary but so exciting n so right but if mizu doesnt want this then nothing is happening n its ok he has a CHOICE. Like. FUCK!! N then mizu telling taigen to wait and that night she reveals it. And its just sooo fucking intimate. Its so soft. And maybe taigen is confused but one look at how small mizu is making herself, like shielding herself from him. Like he gets it. The danger of it all. And its his promise to protect her if she ever needs to that does her in cuz. SHE HAS A CHOICE. TO BE PROTECTED OR NOT. THATS SO IMPORTANT TO HER. Yes, she can protect herself. Yes, it feels good to be protected. Yknow??

Mizu revealing her being a woman to akemi totally by accident AFTER they just had an argument abt women's choices in society AFTER mizu accidentally took one (1) big sip of sake, n then deciding fuck it im gonna win this argument, guess what akemi. And that's how akemi finds out. N Mizu thinks akemi is going to hate her, n she does for a bit in silence, but mostly shes just hurt? For herself AND for Mizu. Cause she understands, so suddenly, so intimately, how hard being a woman is and how mizu has had to hide as a man to survive (not even for plot reasons that we know, mizu being mixed AND a woman? Death sentence). And she just hurts. And they thought they'd always have this weird rift between them but they cry and they let it out (for Mizu, for the first time in YEARS) and its just. Its so emotional n so important and so personal and intimate. Its maybe winter all over again, a year has passed since theyd seen each other in kyoto, so much has changed and yet not rly and. They've grown but in different ways. Akemi, in taking life by the reins n being assertive and strong and so dangerously intelligent like shes always been but now, now its crucial to be that. And Mizu in realizing that she truly, truly wants to be loved so badly but to be loved is to be vulnerable and thats what scares her the most, to be weak; but ure only strong if u can be weak too, and thats what she learns. And i think this is where they really get deep into their feelings. Before it was a crush, an annoying one. Now? Oh bby theyre down bad. Yes they are.

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #akemi blue eye samurai #taigen blue eye samurai #akemi x mizu #taigen x mizu #hey look i posted a thing #come get yall headcanons #love how once they become actual friends i feel like mizu n taigen would fall for each other so fast itd scare then #but akemi n mizu have more of a slowburn cuz they're both denying the possibility of being with the other person so its just daydreaming now #n then akemi n taigen actually just stay friends cuz i think its hilarious #they can unlock their true potential as chaotic besties now #ringo is just living his life btw. hes kinda lost rn my poor darling #itohs just like “i love my wife. wait is she fucking the onryo” proceeds to be confused and lost n “confronting” her with teary eyes #(he saw them smile at each other) #akemi just inviting him to the polycule like “can u be cool abt a lot of things real quick” #and it takes time to process but he eventually is just like. this. kind of rules. dont tell my mom i said that tho #always scared his mom is gonna find out abt thier shenanigans as if she isnt the mother of the shogun now shes got shit to do #(being the second choice always oof. oof oof. best bet im playing with thattt)

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co-star soulmate - t.c (part 3)

Face Claim: Dove Cameron

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

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Now sis you know you gotta give us the ☕️ on how last night happened!!!

GIRLLL. i got dickkkeeddd all the way deown!! 🙈🙈🙈 but this is what happenneeedd

ok so as soon as he step through the door we hug riighttt, then he says i smell good, like bby it ain nun new but tyy. he did too oml 😖 but yhh he askin me hru and shi and i do the same, im leadin him upstairs to my lil palaacee 🙈🙈 music was already playin the led lights was on toooo🤞🏾🤞🏾 he said “damn u really set the mood” i saaiiiddd “i js wanna have a good time” i smiled at him too, he told me i had a nice smile im not letting it go to waste !! 🙈🙈 so i lay down on the bed and i feel his hand on my ass im like sir..

but anyways i pass a controller to him bc im tryna chill first and he took it, we played a injustice 2 for a bit and he said “who wins, chooses the other person a piece of clothing to take off”

it was corny as shit but i agreed so we playedd and guess who won.. him. 😞 he told me to take off my shirt and i did blah blah he saw my tattoo and said it was pretty cool, he won again and i took off my shorts bc he said sooooo, i won this time and im telling him to take off that shirt bc i cant get over his chest tat omggg 😖 he won again.. ☹️ aannnddd the underwear haddd to go. 😕 so ms.bertha (my p$$y 💁🏾‍♀️) was js out.

“change of plans, play by urself. see if u can focus.” idk what he means until the match starts and i feel his fingers pushin against ms. bertha.. like you just awoken her, ain no goin back.

so he start fingerin me and lord. i put the controller down bc he know what he’s doing!! but he stops. 🧍🏾‍♀️ “focus” im whining bc hello? i’m tryna get fingered and u stoppin.. but yk i picked that damn controller up and started playing again but now he kissin on my damn neckk, “if you win, you dont need to worry bout allat shit.”

that pissed me off but hey. the dick was worth ittt!! so blah blahh i won and i laid the fuck back and let him finger the shittt outta be while he tonguing me downnn. hes such a good kisser 🥹

skip that shit now he inbetween my thighs. 🙈 when i tell u, HE KNOWS HOW TO EAT SUM PUSSY. oml i didnt wanna grab his hair bc what if he dont like it? but then he says “u can touch me” so i took that opportunity, i kinda tugged on it accidentally bc it felt so gooodd and bro like whines kinda!? omg. that woke me all the way up bccc 😫 bro would not let up either i had to push that mf away!! 😭

im sensitive bc i came like twice already and now im js jerkin him off while we kissinnn and then he pulls away then smiles. U GOT ME READY TO RISK IT AAALLLLLLL. cuz u still playin wimmie? ☹️☹️☹️

but yeaaa he asks for consent i said yh he slides it in and says “shit you’re wet.” oh baby ik but girl. GIRL. he filled me right tf uppp, he waited a while then he started moving and lemme tell u. ooo chile im hooked onto him!! 😖

im over here moanin n shit, soundin smexxyyy and omfg. bc tell me why this mf sounds so pretty. hes like quite kinda but you can still hear him grooaaannn ☹️ lord he was pushin down on ma stomach n urr thang, bro put my leg on his shoulder too!! oh u goin deeeppp 😖 but we wasnt in missionary long before he let me ontop, first mistake. 🙈

put that hang in reverse and took my joy ride (u get it 🤓😭😭😭) , bc lemme tell u. this nigga slaps hard as hell . AND I MEAN IT. bro slapped my ass mf hard i still saw the print when i looked in the mirror. LIKE HELLO?

oml the accent. THE MF ACCENT.. ugghg bc why is he sayin “just like that princess” HE CALLED ME PRINCESS THE WHOLE TIMR HE WAS THERE oml ☹️

so im doin my thanggg, spellin coconut with my waist a few times bc thats what really got him🤭🤭 touching all up on me i tell u 😓 thenn i lean down on the bedand threw that shit tff backk!! oml no bc i was abt to cum right so i told him, i swear when i came this nigga is talking me through it omfgg! “there you go princess” “let it out” SIRRRR. his voice was so soft im telling you!! i love me some men with nice ass voices. 😩

so we still goin and im sensitive asl so im getting loud and he is with me 🤭🤭 yk blah blah blah he nutted on my ass 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ we kept the position and he put face down ass up after i had anotherr orgasm

and he fuckin my shit up oml. he told me to keep my arch i swear i could nOTT. he had to push on my back!! yk he nuts a few times i do too blah blah and swear i was on the verge of screaming when he slowed down, like he was still strokin my shit so good but slow as helll. my nigga.. he fucked me so good i called him daddy 🤭 he made me repeat that shit too like sirr. 😭 now he in my ear tellin me “nut on this dick” “you can do it” “cmon princess gimme another”

shii i did!! 🙈🙈🙈 and guess what? he nutted with me 💁🏾‍♀️🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

trust me this was so much longer than written but he after careddd, made sure i peed blah blah

he was watching tiktok before he started kissing on me again and slid my panties deoowwnnn, he hit it from the side yk thatt i got a grip on him the way he sayin my shit so fat 🙈🙈🙈

we both came blah blah same thing every round, we rested for a lil bit

i asked him if he could take me downstairs but i was just joking!! so tell me why this nigga fr carried me downstairs.. 😛

we spent a lil time together, crackin jokes before he came up behind me, hiked my leg on the counter yawwpp, but we had to stop bc his food was done. 😒

he asked me if i was hungry but i wasnt any more bc i fucked up some cheezits

but yh we went back upstairssss and talked for a while before he laid down he woke up around 3 and already touchin on me 😞 but my friend was right we stayed like that for a while until he wanted to start playin with ms.bertha.. 😛 yk i give in immediately bc he knowsss how to use his fingers real good 😫 that middle and ring inside + the thumb ontop combo zont play!!!

ykk im pressin my ass on his print bc he got me so needy and for what? he got my face down ass up again and a notification popped up which showed my friends message, and me told me to reply.. 😞 and obviously, i did. liv u can see that 😭😭 but bro threatened to stop like no sir u gon keep goin.. ☹️

so yeppp after that i immediately fell asleep omg. he did too but guess who woke up firstt 🤭🤭 big valerie!! i wanted to brush my teeth first bc i found it a lil nasty to do that a dirty mouth. 😒 luckily he ain wake up and yk i craawwwlll under them sheets and got the fuck to work!! 🤭

he woke up and already grabbing on my head n shii. im deep throating and strokin his balls or whatevaa, got him moanin and cussin. 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ he told me he was abt to cum and yk i js stroked him bc i dont got time to be havin literal kids in my mouth..but i do for them to be on my lips!

u said my lips was attractive? oh worrddd? bet. 😩 my lips was on his tip right im trying so hard not to smile bc lord the hold i had on him!!! 🙈🙈🙈 he buss all on my shit, licked them lips and he kissed me right afterr 😁

he asked me if i would be ok by myself, i told him yh bc im not tryna have my roommates see him 😭 ugh i wish he staayyyeeeddd. ☹️ but yk he took a shower and i washed his clothes 🤞🏾🤞🏾

anddd bae left around 12 ☹️☹️☹️ his tongued me tf down before leaving too like sir dpwm i will take u right back upstairs 😒

THATS IT 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ @luvliv4lifexoxo here girl!! hope u woke ya ass up

#˗ˏˋ꒰ val you got a message ! 🫂 ꒱

[otakebi-cam-wao]

pd101 japan the girls ep 6 by a harowota

let's go brain flowing

after this we will get 35, okay okay, i dont worry (lie)

i wonder if one twin stays and other doesn't

ohhh positions interesting

cannot get used to Momoka's hairstyle...

so they must do a lot

extra 100k votes?!

ohhh first love by utada hikaru

oh so double points for run run

if they don't get 1st they get 0 votes, that's like... cruel, at least 1/2 of the votes idk...

of course kassa goes first to choose

in order makes sense

they trying to guess what she chose

i love how everyone gets while one goes for a song

awwww Momona and Kokoro are so cute

Kassa going for a rap one wow

Ran ran to chose a song?

rocketeer? if she choosed run run i could have done a pun

Miu trolling Ran

lol Kassa being Kassa

Suzu and Ran

ohhhh Tsuzumi loud funny bby

oh Amuro Namie Hero

AYANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cute ayane

Koto went for the challenge!!!

Nagomi bby!!

nice first love

Nagomi is so cute i cant

First love is full now, no one can take it ooooo

nice Keiko and Rinon back together (sad, no Fuka)

everyone is surprising everyone lol

Kotone got worried somehow?

so sad to see the song u want to get full before you can choose

egg bby Hina!!!!!! (for me she's a chick bit wanting to fully leave the egg tho 🐣)

this goes too fast for my writing!!!! nice

KOTONE!!!!!!! w Kassa!!!

the pun!

Momoka wanted rap so bad but got full both, sad

Kokoro hugging Momoka awww

they get full quickly aaaa

wanna see what Haruka chose

OMOKAGE WITH KOKORO let's goooooo

Yurara... wadada??

ohhh she chose RUNRUN

wadada has no one! lol

(me not knowing other song than first love and antifragile? maybe i do but not by title or artist well i now amuro namie but can't remember the sing lol)

the remaining ones got wadada ofc

okay antifragile team

Ayaka doesn't want to apparently

Miyu leader agai, she was nice, good leader

whos center? everyone (ok no)

pls not Rimika (dunno why)

lol everyone vote for themselves

they went to request help to decide

Miyu center and leader nice (NICE NOT RIMIKA)

FIRST LOVE TEAM!!

lol no one wanted to ve leader, they just saw at Rino, all introverted

I can't choose a main vocal, but Ayane or Nagomi pls

ofc Ayane wanted to (but the only one who wanted to?)

i somehow get her

oh omokage (kokoro leader?)

mena and kokoro candidates for main vocals?

calm bby (mena)

kokoro is so nice

okay Shut down, so kassa leader? big bby becoming leader is surprising

kokona wants main rapper, not surprise, but Kotone?

ohhh i remember this song cuz of tiktok

okay, Kokona, but yes, give your best Kotone!

rocketeer now, big group

main dancer/center? who? Ran? (who's leader btw?)

Ran is amazing, i agree Rin

yes center ran

hero vocals is yui

and bijin rapper keiko

wa da da center ayano

shine a light... i think everyone is scared to anything

chiharu leader ooo

so organized!!! writing all

run run center?

they're the risk takers

freestyle to decide

i can't choose myself

JOA CENTER! good luck

but sad everyone specially koto, c'mon, you can do it!!!

Evaluation already?! (like if i didn't know already)

lol sleepy rio

im amazed at the people

OMG THE ALIENS DRESS KAELA!!!

何それ？そのエイリエンドレス！カエラやっば

let's go everyone!!!!

i wanna see the fits for everything lol

nakasone explaining run run's trick

wa da da time

name name? madada... lit what they want

karen let's go!!!

ofc training first

before hand, i hope Mikoto and Rin get it, but also Karen

ohh now I remember this song (i need a p101 playlist on apple music, cuz yeah why not)

LET'S GO KAREN!!!

i want Mana to leave for unreasonable reasons (slightly looking like someone i know irl and hate)

they won't sing a thing then? fr?!

LETS GO MIKOTO!!!

sad Karen, she's a vocalist and it's in the bottom of the ranking! poor Karen, wanna hug her

who's the loner with hard tome?

ohhhh Rin, poor Rin, her suggestions are rejected, that's sad and i know that cuz school

c'mon nakasone, give them the words they need

nakasone stop being so mother

i want you as a mom and i have no mommy issues (as far as i know)

nakasone saving a group

new rin suggestion got accepted

yumeki is too tough, boy you're younger than mana!!! feels weird (i hope he's just evily edited)

show time, gonna just watch write after

nice, i was as nervous as nakasone

i can't see any appeal on ranka!!! talent yes, but appeal nope, even I'd say it's negative appeal, even if she's sweet spoken

hope karen has more votes than ranka, and maybe mana

VOTES!!!!

7th mikoto and 6th miyu? nooo MIKOTO NOOOOOOO

karen 5th and rin 3rd

ayano 3rd

RANKA GETS THE 10K VOTES?! (yes, I can't like her)

Hero team!

Heroes is the name... ª

training time

Yui leader lets goooo

a vocal battle between tsuzumi, yui and shizuku

yui main vocal

shizuku is funny even frustrated for not getting the main vocal part

they'll arrange it

poor mayu, she's not good singing

this groups feels so nice to hang out with

shizuku trying to escape from the classical training? wow or kinda escape from it

one day i'll compilate the H!P girls every produce girl remins me of

i'm just mesmerizing this group cuz i love singing and people singing

awwww tsuzumi is sorry cuz she was called to ad libs practice for ad libs added on yui solos?

and yui is worried, i mean, yeah, it's kinda weird but, both can do it, i know it

poor Tsuzumi, she's such a cute emotional bby...

thelma!!!! lowkey missed her lol

thelma is being the nice neesan tsuzumi needs

awwww tsuzumi gets letters from the other ao haru girls (eliminated)

shizuku can get away and stray from classic

mayu has it hard, but hong ee, and thelma support her, they're both cute trainers

btw, i forget shizuku dyed her hair blonde

let's go!!!! i have faith on Mayu's improvement

let's goooooo

wiiiiiii yui!!!!!

woooooo tsuzumi

i got the chills w mayu

and shizuku singing less classical

iodawuisrbfghiodfshgiudfsh yui

aaaaaa shizuku i got even emotional

the harmonies between tsuzumi and mayu, or shizuku and yui

and shizuku and tsuzumi

tsuzumi's ad libs!!!

i wanna cry, i got the chills!

oh my, i want the 4 of them to get 1st of the group

positions... osdfbhgyuhdfs

ofc mayu last, shizuku 3rd, is sad!!!! i don't want to

yui 1st! even tsuzumi is happy, yui don't cry!!!

run run's team?

yes, w fighters nice name

let's go risk takers

i just feel so much problem here to come up with something, or idk, something?

i can't see this, is something, idk

sakura's acrobatics, okay

nooo yuuki and koto feel preassure

nakasone time w the group, after yumeki being a bit tough on joa

nakasone group therapy for improvement, makes me emotional

joa can't find herself?

time to watch

1st: WOW

2nd: wanna rock those outfits as well

and the end poses wow

JUST WOW

i don't one anyone to get last

yuuki's words

Mitsuki gets 0 votes sad.... i just can't with these risk takers, i want all of them to be 1st of the group

congrats joa

this is too tense!!!

shine a light team!

hina forgot to use her mic, so cute, the egg bby

i hope miu is not evil edited here

so miu became leader tho chiharu was originally, miu main vocal tho

i'm curious bout the arrangement

really raised up the key...

ohhh so how miu ios working made chiharu feel weird bout being leader

lee hongii makes me laugh he's cute helping the girls, like that funny uncle or something

poor chiharu, i cant

hazuki's low notes

okay show

ohhh hazuki got out of key a bit

and chiharu

hina's voice makes me want to hug her (well her existance, she's bby)

this also got me the chills, emotional and all, less than hero, but a lot

yeah thelma, kuyashii

positions, i want hina 1st, but doubt it

i don't wanna say

HINA FIRST!!!!! BBY FIRST

🥚BBY FIRST🐣

so cute, sorry bby, i doubted you!

i want next episode soon for first love!!!

Ken the 390 needs to be shown more as trainer!!!!

NAKASONEEEEEE MOTHER!

#produce 101 japan #p101 jp #produce 101 jp the girls

[sardonic-sprite]

*evil cackling* I present to you: Fanfic ask game

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

&

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Hmmm ok. So for B, I guess "Adopt A Rescue" was inspired by my seeing rescue cats at a pet store, and reading how some needed to be kept together and I immediately thought of bby Jay and bby Timmy. Welcome to Gotham U came to me as a fever dream in lab one day, but nothing in it has ever actually happened to me, it's just... *flails hands around* lab

But OH

OH

I fucking forgot

Alright buckle up babies lemme tell you about Deliver Us From Evil

This bitch.

so last summer we took a family trip to a bunch of national parks in america. hiking, sightseeing, wildlife tours, photo tours... and white water rafting (wwr)

Now, I'm not adventurous, but i LOVE wwr, and it brings out my daring side like its my last day on earth. it's my family, plus i think 2 other parties, and one of those parties has these two middle school boys.

our guide and the boys are having fun messing with each other, and the guide offers everyone chances to like, go up to the front of the boat, sit on the edge, hold on for dear life, and the boys do it, and i won't be outdone by two infants who probably still think excrement-based humor is the pinnacle of comedy, so i also do it and love it. adrenaline is PUMPING i have never felt more alive, i have the biggest, wildest grin.

we reach a calm spot in the water, and the guide, who's been teasing/threatening the boys with teaching them about rapids classes the whole time, offers to do it now. he gets permission from them and their parents, and then one at a time, gets them out of the boat, holds tight to their life jackets, and starts dunking them underwater and pulling them back up, same number of dunks as class of rapids.

we're all a little shocked, but i was clamoring the whole time to also learn rapid classes, and, like i said, i am NOT going to be outdone by self-righteous munchkins. the guide really did not want to do it, lol, but i insisted, bc my absolutely BONKERS writer brain was going RESEARCH!!!!

my poor mother thought i was clinically insane, and she's probably right, but like, i'm fine, so.

anyway, that, folks, is the story of how i got myself consensually waterboarded so i could write about torture :)

Seriously, never, never, ever do that at home, though, people, like, do not. I'm giving y'all the notes I wrote the second I got my hands on my phone, so if you want to write about waterboarding or drowning, USE MY FIRSTHAND ACCOUNT NOT YOUR OWN!!

Dunked many times right in a row. Throat hurts, stomach hurts, nose runs, can't breathe, coughing, might feel like you wanna throw up. a few seconds of a break didn't help, you'll beg to stop. Barely any time to take in a breath, doesn't even help much. Frightening even when you are in control of situation. Water blinds you for a few seconds even if your eyes were closed. Disoriented and clumsy for a minute. All this was with someone going easy on me. Shivering and teeth chattering in even with water at 65ish degrees. Could maybe lead to hypothermia or get water in lungs. Being hauled into the boat scrapes you up a lil, especially if the person isn't being careful Going out of the boat you go under for a second, even with a life jacket. Hauled out/shoved down by shoulders of life jacket See water droplets in the corner of your eyes Might warm up a lil but you can get back to shivering even out of the water Hair still wet for a good while if longish Hands and knuckles start to hurt from holding onto the rope Might grit your teeth for a while Blasted heat makes it better but can also be hard to breath through your nose Chest might feel a lil sore

Q, you probably got SO much fucking more than you bargained for lmao, all I can hope is that I may have *inspired* you ;)

And as for N, yes. I desperately wish some writer fairy would just poof The Light Isn't Fadin' into completion, bc it was a hugely ambitious and nebulous project that I genuinely don't know what to do with, but that so many people have asked me about/told me they want to see continued that I kinda feel obligated now.

#sprite said #ask #thanks for the ask! #fanfic writer ask game #waterboarding #its not what it sounds like tho i swear #ao3 writer

[inkedmyths]

S1: E18 “Something Wicked This Way Comes”

Brought to you by Trade Anon, who started playing Cold Steel thanks to my influence. This one goes out to you, bestie

This episode featuring: Copious Shakespeare quotes, sick children, retail, and Dean’s guilt complex

Uh oh praying baby child. Never a good start

And thou, all-shaking thunder, Strike flat the thick rotundity o' the world!

Oh a spooky claw

NO NOT THE BABY CHILD

[ Shark has never seen Supernatural, and has no idea what's happening. They are imagining a disembodied Jurrasic Park raptor claw dismembering a child. This is not what happens, but it sure is one hell of a mental image. ]

Tis one of the weird sisters

Dean you're one to talk. You're also a smartass

"I'm the oldest which means I'm always right" LMAO DEAN

Oh? The park is empty? What's up with that?

Ohhh uh oh a bunch of kids are sick?

Oh I see its a spreading illness

Who are we impersonating today?

BIKINI INSPECTOR?

Dean I somehow don't think that's going to work

Damn ok I guess

WEIRD SISTER!!

Oh they're impersonating the CDC

Real Hansel and Gretel moments huh

Breaking and enteriiiing

Aha spooky handprint

OH BABY DEAN?? FLASHBACK???

[ Aspen also has little to no context, and is imagining a flashback like that one scene in Ratatouille. This is... not completely incorrect? ]

Oh baby Dean is still a sassy little shit

Little Sam....

Okaaaay interesting interesting

A strega?

A WITCH

Thats a lie Dean

NOT THIS RUNNING JOKE AGAIN. NO

Two Queens jesus christ

[ Crepe says it only gets worse. This is deeply upsetting to me. ]

Dean taking care of tiny Sam :(

They are so tiny...

Shtriga

Okay they're sucking out life force

Dean.... Dean buddyyyyy

Fair is foul, and foul is fair; Hover through the fog and filthy air

Sneaking around a hospitaaaal

Its not this old woman that would be too easy. They're just pointing a gun at some random lady

Lmao yep. Sorry ma'am

When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Yet another shitty Halloween decoration come to life, this time its one of the crones

LMAO SAMS LOSING IT AT DEAN

Uh oh the little brother

THE WINDOW YET AGAIN

Ah yes parallels with Dean again

WOAH MY AUDIO GOT SO DYSYNCED

[ We now take an intermission. A long one. This is because I had to go to work. Yay, retail. ]

1893... Heidecker??? OH THE DOCTOR

Right Michael...

[ Crepe freaks out, before I explain its the kid. I can only assume this means there is another character later named Michael. Jonny Sims Syndrome. ]

Dean?? Dean guilt complex???

Ohhh no bby Dean went to the Arcade and something happened right

AHA IT WENT FOR SAM

Oh ok so John shot it...

Ahhh so Dean feels guilty abt the incident years later bc he left and put Sam in danger...

Aha I get it now

Sam is RIGHT Dean u were only a kid

Oh poor Michael having this explained to him. Poor baby child

Ohhh he saw it..... :(

Poor baby boy I want to hug him

"You're a big brother? You'd take care of your little brother, do anything for him?"

"I would."

Man.

When the hurly-burly’s done, When the battle’s lost and won.

By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes

Look at them ugly ass moldy carrot fingers

OH SHIT IT MOVED

OHHH IT ATTACKING SAM ew gross

Get its ass Dean

"You okay little brother?"

Ew its deflating. Gross

Yaaaay all the kiddos are good

"Sometimes I wish I could have that kind of innocence."

"If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could too."

Yaaay ok ep over

-

Winchester Patented Guilt Complex (WPGC)

Very interesting insight into Dean as a person. Not his fault tho, he was a kid.

#on the highway to superhell #yes i spent half of this ep quoting shakespeare. dont worry about it. #supernatural #spn

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

thousand autumns donghua, episode 6~

shen qiao: bro why did u poison me? :) yu ai: lol what?? POISON?? whaaaat??? no waaayyy, i would NEVER!!! here drink something i prepared with my poisoner hands pls shen qiao: 🎶MAYBE I SHOULDN'T SAYS CÚNLA!🎶 past!yu ai: yes…..YES! DRINK IT!! DRINK THE POISON BOOZE!! BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA >:D past!shen qiao: bby bro ilu, actually ur just as good as i am, so u look after everything for me, ok?? if i die u take over my position and everything will be great, i trust u with my whole heart :) :) :) past!yu ai: ….....uh-oh ngl yu ai has a really cute face??? actually i might…..i might think he's a teeny tiny bit cuter than shen qiao?? I DON'T LIKE HIM MORE!! but idk i feel like….maybe they fussed with shen qiao's face a bit TOO much and got a weird effect? (i say this as someone who often fusses too much over my drawings' faces and ends up with a weird effect ;A; it's a curse 😔) NOOO SHEN QIAO DON'T GET SICKER!! poor bby sorry i criticised ur appearance so much ;A; awww he doesn't want to be bros anymore ;A; i find it interesting how he's willing to be forgiving of strangers, but not his former bro. not that the former bro really deserves it, bc he's being awful ;A; but its interesting to me, how different ppl approach betrayal!! I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT U SHEN QIAO. TELL ME UR SECRETS PLS. yan wushi is so relatable lol. he watches all this and goes 'what an idiot!' and it doesn't even matter who he's referring to, bc he's right lmao shen qiao poor bby ;A; he cough so much ;A; someone get my mans a glass of water ;A; HOLY SHIT YU AI JUST ATTACKED HIM WTF???!!!!! DID DID HE CALL HIM A-QIAO AS WELL?? WHAT A RUDE JERK!! THAT IS UR SHIXIONG, U BRAT!! >:V yu ai: 'i don't want u to leave!' *makes shen qiao spit blood* 'i don't want to hurt u!! come on bro, just stay here with meeeee uwu' ITS THE OLD MAN! HE'S HERE!! aww he help shen qiao up ;A; so cute ;A; uh sir u need to learn to take 'no' for an answe--OK NVM HE'S JUST WHISKING SHEN QIAO AWAY BY THE WAIST ONCE MORE THAT'S FINE. I GUESS yan wushi, king of evils??? LMAO more like king of dramatic hoes 'the evil gang' ….idk what i expected it to be called really DID HE JUST DID HE SLAP YU AI FOR CALLING SHEN QIAO 'A-QIAO'????? THATS AMAZING a bit hypocritical BUT STILL AMAZING AND HILARIOUS DO IT AGAIN!! DO IT AGAIN!! he's such a badass omg ;A; also he has such great accessories!! such good taste in fashion rly!! lol now it's yu ai's turn to spit blood!! serves u right for being a jerk smh lol i LOVE these random side characters who just look like normal ppl in comparison to these bishounen pretty boys. 10/10 artistic choice oh we've met a new friend! yuanchun! hello sir!! he's quite handsome, even if his spine is made of jam SHEN QIAO WILL U WHIST I CAN'T HEAR THEM OVER UR INNER MONOLOGUE yws: i'm gonna help u, then hurt u, then help u again, then ruin ur day and make u cry >:) shen qiao: …….. :( get me out of here pls :( yws: *evil laughs triumphantly* i just want everyone to know that every time yan wushi evil laughs, i laugh too🤣 'YOU SHAMELESS GUUUUYYYYY!!!!!!' amazing oh ok we're we're just gonna fight now. ok cool fellas, is it gay to touch fingertips with ur bro while wreathed in spiritual energy?? GHOST SWORDS!! i do love these pretty sequences with all the martial arts…..stuff lol. i wish i were clever enough to describe it but. just know that it's all very spiritual and neat ;A; aww shen qiao is so cool ;A; ilu my lad! ur a good boi!! WH SSIR SIR WHY ARE U GRABBING HIS FACE LIKE THAT WHOOOAAA UR GETTING REAL CLOSE TO HIM THERE SIR oh i see, the devil whispering in ur ear is actually yan wushi trying to make u be his wife, it all makes sense now!! yws: A-QIAO COME BE EVIL WITH ME. IT'LL BE FUN A-QIAO I PROMISE. WE CAN BE EVIL TOGETHER A-QIAO. I WILL BE THE EVIL HUSBAND AND U CAN BE MY EVIL WIFE A-QIAO. ARE U THE ONE FOR ME A-QIAO??? I THINK U ARE THE ONE A-QIAO. A-QIAO the old man moves fast, not like he's got unlimited time left i guess OH MY GOD HE'S LITERALLY CARRYING HIM AWAY LIKE A BRIDE in summation:

✨THESE BITCHES GAY✨

#birb watches #thousand autumns donghua #qian qiu is this liveblogging?? is that what im doing here??? #yu ai is a BIIIIITCHH he really should stop poisoning ppl!! what's his PROBLEM?? >:V #WAIT I SHOULD #i should explain #'maybe i shouldn't says cúnla' is from an irish song that is very old and was probably meant for night visiting #(when ur bf would come see u after dark for canoodling probably. maybe. who knows) #'cúnla' being the bf's name in this song #the verses are the gf saying like 'who's knocking on my window? who's putting the kettle on? who's tickling my feets?' #and cúnla going 'it me gurl!' but like. irishly. #and then the chorus is like her going 'cúnla dear don't come any closer' and him going 'actually i totally will tho' #it's NOT noncon tho!! it's just a game!! like a courting game....thing!!! #the chorus of the english version is a bit different #the lady goes 'cúnla dear don't come any nearer me' #and the last line is 'maybe i shouldn't says cúnla' #lol i......have been known (when sufficiently anxious and without any other outlet) to #LOUDLY SHOUT THAT LAST LINE. TO EXPRESS MY RELUCTANCE TO DO THINGS OTHERS SUGGEST #some ppl (my mother) find this hilarious #others find it very annoying #i'll let YOU decide lol #god it took me ages to get this to post #it BETTER work now or i'll be VERY ANNOYED >:V

[planetdream]

DREAMIE!! it’s been a long ass while!! what’s new?!?! I’ve been listening to anxiety – megan on repeat recently and it ain’t been it – 🍓

ok not 2 rant a lil but october was the fucking worst. between a death in my family early in the month to my mental state severely declining around the same time, i’ve just been,,,, 😐so i had to disappear for a little bit. not to mention work is stressing me the fuck out and then certain movies i watched did NOT make it any better :(((

the new halloween movie? ASS. the new hellraiser remake? obvi i had high hopes (😐) bc hellraiser is one of my FAVORITE movies (despite being an…interesting-for lack of better words-franchise as a whole), and after seeing the night house at the end of last summer, i was looking forward to what this new hellraiser could be and well….it was underwhelming and lackluster at best (ahem…where’s the body horror, where’s the eroticism??), though there were some good parts.

basically october has not been kind to me but on the bright side i’ve been writing more often and i LOVE the things i’ve been writing (but currently having a fear of sharing them ??? lmao torn between making a new blog and leaving entirely tbh) and i treated myself to some new things recently so i guess there has been some good in october

ANYWAY,,,, i hope u have been better than i have bby !! love u n hope november treats u kindly

#[💌] ˚｡⋆ #💌 — 🍓 #sorry if this seems scattered lmao #i just wanted to talk abt the new horror movies i watched lmao #kinda fucked that one of my favorite months was the meanest it’s ever been 2 me :(

[skulkingfox]

Episide 17

- Communication! Well done you 2 for actually talking about Bbj's injury!

- Gregory is creepy as fuck

- Ok she's mega evil but kinda hot when about to kick Gregory's ass

- Oh no this isolation policy does not feel great

- This government is as dumb as the Uk's

- Them getting sad about losing their outfits :(

- Rogue hero, rogue hero!!!

- Aww Antonio blushing! I love how comfortable Ivan is around him too!

- Ben!! I missed you!

- Yuri you need some therapy bby :(

- Aww "We're still buddies right?" Kotetsu that's adorable!

- Thomas you frustrate me to no end >o<

- I really like the new ending song! Romantic trip for the boys again too.

- WELL I GUESSED THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

Episode 18

- Thomas needs a good shake or a slap

- Sure 3 extra pairs is enough Barnaby? Why not 5??

- Oh Kaede be honest with your Dad :(

- Dinner date finally??

- oh noooooo discrimination :(

- Finally someone helps them consider Gregory is causing the trouble!

- Old dude got his money lol

- Operation - find the boozehound!

- Had to guess it wasn't gonna be that easy!

- Mattia was acting sketchy all episode, hmmm

Episode 19

- Aww Barnaby stucking up for his friend, bad timing but still nice to see

- Ryan deffo believes in conspiry theories lol

- Poor Mattia :(((

- Damn girl passing her mind around like a parcel

- Gregory u ungrateful bitch

- Aurora is making her move! Seems a little suss though

- Yuri is such a good son ;-;

- Well fuck! Yuri's Mama! :(

- Saito speak up! XD

- Yass! Go guys gooooo!

- Bitch those jam biscuits are not yours!!

- Fuck the police!

- oh poor Yuri. u-u

#tiger and bunny #spoilers #tiger & bunny

[the-travelling-witch]

HELLO BAAAABYYYY

Ok saw the matchup thing and instantly my brain went to one answer: Childe (not because of the earrings LOL )

So so ok listen LISTENNNN u guys have the perfect balance every relationship needs

Wait no scatter brained let’s start from the top

U guys are defo enemies to lovers cuz my athletic bby (u said u used to play quite a few things right?) would want to win whatever competition u two have and obviously as we all know that’s instant heart eyes from him to u so although ur all

“Fuck I have to beat him” he’s giggling and twirling his hair and tossing sly comments here and there but eventually u give in after seeing how kind he is to his family and how he acts in private

Once ur in a relationship u tots are always bantering and poking fun at eachother and planning fun dates, he loves ur quick witty remarks <33

OK BUT TR??

Remem ages ago AGESSS ago I never got to ur matchup for my event cuz my brain collapsed??? Yeah well I had ur matchup in mind and it was koko <33 (this is practically a matchup to make up for that btw sorry Angel</33)

I think he would be so absolutely smitten w u, ur this little ball of pure sunshine T^T he loves takinf u shopping not cuz he’s materialistic he just loves how u dress and wants to see what u get so he can get similar items for his wardrobe and then y’all can match

Also ur one smart cookie (even if u say ur not 0_0🖕) and he would love studying with u for ur exams and school work whilst bringing u study snacks n water

Me thinks that he would find ur light hearted nature so refreshing, it probably mirrors the lifestyle of love that he actually wanted before getting stuck up w all that gang shit. He’s smart, your smart the teasing banter between u two never ends although he does like to throw in a lil Mischievous one here and there to see u flustered he’s a lil shit

Anyways yes <3 there bam end scene good bye heheh🤭🥰💕

DARLING!! i don’t need a match up when i already have you ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭

childe’s competitive ass and my competitive ass would be the perfect combination for enemies to lovers; he’d be so smug and such a show-off, it would make my blood boil and make me want to wipe that smirk of his face at first

i totally wouldn’t take any of his advances seriously because surely he’s just mocking me but then something happens and all of a sudden the possibility of him being genuine doesn’t seem so far-fetched anymore, the confidence with which he acts is somewhat attractive and i guess he can be quite charming if he wants to be…

relationship dynamic: we’re always having some playful banter, being sassy and sarcastic with one another, but if somebody else dares say something against childe/me, oh boy, then we’re out for blood

also lots of rough housing and play fighting, do we look like actual adults to you??

childe and koko? now you’re just spoiling me >///<

okay but “ball of literal sunshine” is making me cackle like a witch; so many people online have said that and honey, you’ve got a big storm coming because i’m as much sunshine as a rain cloud is… but i guess with the right people there’s some truth to it… <3

anyway, koko fuelling my fashion obsession? yes please!! i’d love to go shopping with him because he actually knows his stuff and he’d tell me straight away when something does or doesn’t look good on me

also ahem, helloooo? matching/coordinated outfits! matching jewellery!! we’d slay, you just know it; put together is our middle name lol

with koko next to me, i might actually have the motivation to study ㅠㅠ

despite my nickname/ contact name for him being koko chanel, i’d love to shower him in genuine affection and positive affirmations; there won’t be a second where he can doubt his own worth with me because i’ll always be there to remind him that he’s so much more than just a money making genius; he spoils me and i spoil him with all the love and care we can give ♡

also i’d be absolutely weak for his smirk and his teasing, he’d take such pride in flustering me so easily; running his thumb over my rosy cheeks as he tilts my face toward his, so i’ll look him in the eyes while he coos about just how cute i am

okay bYE

match up ask game ♛

#coffee & tea break #my regulars ♡ #letter from: the gorgeous crown ❀ #my baby spoiling me absolutely rotten #which one of them? #well all three of course!! #crown you just ㅠㅠ #casually dropping in two of my faves and expecting me to be okay #(𖦹_𖦹)

[daegall]

omfg. every time i go to write and update u about my life i’m like HOW IS IT GOING MORE DOWNHILL ??? but it somehow is😭😭 so i’m not gonna focus on that but the good thing is i did manage to dodge covid (by some miracle, my dad was barely isolating which was rly annoying) but glad it’s over now

PLEASEEEEE THE TRIPLE JENO IS SO JSKDSNDJKEMF jeno be like 👁.👁 BUT !! i have the same jeno agent photocard and i TREASURE THAT BAD BOY it’s so good, but fr jeno has forced his way into making it ur jeno era sorry

AND ITS OK- u don’t have to apologise for late answers i’m literally the exact same, but i’m ok!!! just been working and sleeping so the usual, just mentally prepping before the next semester starts because i knowwwww it’s gonna be a shitstorm

more importantly- how are you !!!!!! - no sleep anon <3

HI MY LOVELY NO SLEEP ANON !!!!

downhill!?!??! what am i beating up today idc im going to punt it's ass so hard OMGOMGMGO YAY YOU DODGED IT!!! but make sure you keep safe either way, okay? and keep your dad in a room oh my god 😭

TRIPLE JENO!!!! AT FIRST I WAS LIKE 'well,,, okay i guess' but now hes an absolute treasure istg im going to sm and thanking them for blessing me iwth triple jeno oh my GOD YES THE AGENT JENO CARD ITS SUPER CUTE IAHKFADKFH

LITERALLYYYY MY HAECHAN ERA MY JENO ERA MY MARK ERA I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE MARK CAME FROM HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IFUAHDFUDKJ

i'm getting ready for the new sem too!!!! we start in about 2 weeks, im so not prepared in any way so haha pray for me too bby i think i need it IADFHIADFKH good luck on your term too tho my love!!!!!! though its going to be a shitstorm, i fully believe you will do well even with all the obstacles :) we can go through it together >:)))

i went out today with a couple of friends to the city!!!!!!! it was super fun we went to this roller rink kind of museum?? idk how to explain it but we had rollerskates and overall it was just a place to take pics HAHA we took a shit ton of pics and videos

mmm pretty tired after a whole day of walking and skating and bus/train taking (it was my first time on public transport so it was super fun!!!!!!!! new experience ^^)

ALSO I HIT 1K

how are you? ^3^

#asks! #no sleep anon ?!

[nyanggk]

that’s good to hear!!! actually u can call whatever you like bby HAHAHA i dont really mind tbh also ive been busy redoing all my navigation headers instead of writing lmaooo so i guess it’s still productive????

LMFAO OK I'LL DO THAT *@('EP(×'?[ ALSOomg btwww I loooooooveeee your navigation banner thingyy ITS SO COOL HELP jake in that photo is so hot and to add to that,,, I've literally been on jake gf stan so 🙈🙈🙈 me can only swoon IT IS PRODUCTIVE DW

#btw i also love your username #i have no idea why but it looks really cool to me #[ hannah° ] #@: 1800–jaeyun #♡ \\ inbox 📥

[seokmins]

eeeeelv am running here bc I just woke up 0.2 seconds ago from a really good (but kind of stressful) svt dream 😭 I got another Joshua dream like I’m super convinced my subconscious officially gave him the boyfriend/husband role bc most of my dreams that have a love interest, it’s always him

Anyways! i dream of husband/fiance!shua and he was the sweetest I would cry :’(

The tl;dr of the dream is that it was in the middle of us planning our wedding but it’s super rushed. I guess we were dating long term and it was a matter of when the question will pop 😭 but we had to speed it up bc of a pregnancy scare! like I guess both of us were not ready to go down that road yet even though we were like happy and in love w/ each other. Shua is also a very busy guy bc of work/internship (iirc it was either he was a lawyer or a med student) so he couldn’t plan everything with me. I was so stressed out bc of planning without him and the pregnancy scare lmao

So, we all decided to book an appointment with the clinic just to see if we were really about to have a child and our options. and I was really scared, mainly bc I felt we weren’t ready yet and marriage felt so real like— u know when you’re not prepped for something and instead of being so overjoyed, you overthink and doubts come through and you get stressed? 😂 + family expectations but Joshua was so sweet :(( he pulled me aside so we could talk in private and basically was like “hey, whatever decision you end up with. Whether this baby is real or not, i’ll support you. Don’t worry. I’ll be here for you because I love you and we’ll get through this together” but u know he also said he’s excited to become a father and joked that we won’t be sooo terrible at raising kids 😂

Like lich rally cried :’( bc dream!me was having a panic attack in the bathroom (bc all everyone could talk about was the baby and the wedding) and he was like it’s ok darling. I’m here we’ll get through it together bLARGH OMS 😞 he was so sorry he couldn’t be super hand on with the wedding prep too that he said he’d make up for it and will do everything he can on his end :((

Everyone should have a husband!Shua in their lives if my brain can give this a sequel I hope me and husband!Shua are living a happy af life together 😭 also I think we were making up hypothetical names for the kid (bc I never got to find out if it was positive or not) and we both agreed on a name but I can’t remember 🥺 it was a really beautiful name tho

Kk that’s all I’ll see if I can dream some more! Mwahhhh elv ily and I hope you’ll have a great day 🥺💓 — chia 🐏

omg chia 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

^ gosh this picture made me think of your boyfie/fiance/husband joshua <33333 ur brain is literally sooooooo sexci for dedicating that role to him because it's so apt!! although 🥊 at it for making u so stressed even in a dream!! it's always so fascinating how emotional a dream can make someone but i loveeee that joshua is just as sweet and kind to you as he should be - i hope your subconscious knows i will fight him if he's anything less 😤 also a pregnancy scare is sooo stressful esp during wedding planning which is already stressful on its own 😭 you're right - everyone deserves a joshua-like partner that is comforting and supportive no matter what - i am hardcore manifesting this for u bby

i hope u get ur sequel 🥺 i think joshua would come up with the loveliest names for your baby. i am softly patting your head! i got super excited when i saw the notif for your ask hehe i couldn't answer it until now tho 😭

#i hope ur day is as lovely as u r !!!!!! #chia 🍋 #elv's mootz #elv's inbox