#ok bye i need to stop

[romqnticstylez]

hello i got the hidden oracle from the library i am winning at life

#i’ve been preparing to get that book from the library the WHOLE WEEK #and like #it was the ONLY percy jackson book there. can u BELIEVE #unfortunately my friend who i have forced to read lightning thief did not get lightning thief #anyway hands guy is so dumb actually #hist teacher thought my friend was absent so she gave her paper to hands guy so he could check it and see if ma’am made any mistakes or wtv #but my friend was present. #we thought he was gonna give it to her but then he literally started checking lkke ?? #and my friend is really shy or something so she was like bro my paper 😭 tell him to give it to me 😭 #and i’m like it’s YOUR paper?? #anyway in the end i was like hey (hands guy) is that (friend)’s paper. ‘yea’ ‘then give it to her??? 😐’ #the worst part. #the monitor dude wrote her name in the absentees list bc she came late and hands guy was literally the one who erased it #😭😭😭😭😭 #anyway today was so fun(ny). #so many things #one of my friends was lkke rose are you gonna top in everything #and now that i think about it. sounds suspicious out of context #ok bye i need to stop

[choccy-milky]

bruh i need to vent about a rude comment i got on my recent chap and also about clora, cuz its something thats been on my mind for a while now. it has spoilers to my most recent chap tho so im putting it below

so in my most recent chap clora gets hit by the killing curse but thanks to seb sacrificing himself for her, it doesn’t work/she survives. and I got a rly rude comment about how that’s super cringe and that clora is a "shoe horning of every possible manifestation of Mary-Sueism I have ever seen." theyre dropping my fic after almost 500k words bc apparently THAT’S where they draw the line and that "just somehow pulling it out the bag and surviving a killing curse from the power of love. In simpler terms, it’s absolutely cringe worthy" and "forgive me if I rolled an eye at the yet again invincible nature of Clora Clemons-the-one-eighth-Veela-extraordinaire"

BUT LIKE LMAO TELL ME U DIDN’T READ/WATCH HARRY POTTER WITHOUT TELLING ME. that’s literally what happens to harry??but its only cringe when it happens to our "mary-sue" clora? like yeah sure love magic might be a bit cringe but IM LITERALLY JUST PULLING FROM THE SOURCE MATERIAL. of all the things to take issue with in my fic and interpretations, theyre taking issue with something that’s canon BAHAHA.

and since im on the topic of clora being mary sue can I just say I hate the misogyny/internalized misogyny that i've seen some people (NOT A LOT, THANKFULLY) treat her with. like i get it, im not pale and blonde and as conventionally pretty as clora is, but even if I was, is that a reason to hate me?? and does being beautiful and well-liked = mary sue? bc as far as I know, mary sue is a chara who is just naturally amazing at everything and doesnt need to try hard and theyre just inexplicably great for no reason (like mc in the base game BAHHAA) if anything the mary sue in MY fic is seb LMAO (but hes a boy so its ok). like clora has worked hard and studied magic all her life due to being a squib and wanting to make up for not being able to DO it. she isnt good at flying, seb is still better at her than duelling, shes really short sighted when it comes to doing/thinking whats best for others and can be a huge idiot.... and like. the only guys that have even shown interest in clora on a real scale have been seb and leander (and then lawley for blackmail purposes, and also bc he hates seb) so its not like literally everyone is falling over themselves for her?? like her interactions with the main cast of boys (ominis, garreth, amit) theyre all indifferent to her LMAO but still, the fact that shes pretty and guys here and there might look at her and go o shes cute! doesnt make her a mary sue SORRy thats just called being attractive idk its just annoying that ppl automatically see a nice kind beautiful female character without any VISIBLE flaws and go SHES TOO PERFECT!! MARY SUE!! WAH IM JEALOUS! and like I get it bc when I was younger I probs would have been annoyed by clora as well due to my own insecurities and internalized misogyny but hey, how about u just realize that’s ur own problem and your own jealousy, and not a real one HAHAH anyway ive since evolved bc I used to be a ‘not like other girls’ type girl back in highschool. trying to be super tomboy-y bc I thought being feminine was cringe and too basic but now ive embraced it and love girly things and dresses and charas like clora who are still strong and showcase their strengths and weaknesses in subtler ways, and I want to smooch her and make out with her. get behind me clora ill protect you🤺🤺🤺

#choccytalky #finally using that tag #tho its more like CHOCCYRANTY holy this is so long BHAHAHA #also one more thing idk why ppl think its ok to give unsolicited criticism to fanfic writers. like these are stories we're writing for US #and for free like u dont have to rudely declare how unhappy you are with it and that youre stopping. like what do u want me to do #do u want a refund?? BYE!! JUST GO!! like. i also wouldnt want unsolicited criticism or critiques on my visual/drawn art #and ppl understand that. so whys it so hard to understand ppl ALSO dont want it on their writing? both take effort #and giving actual valid criticism is a skill (which is why it was literally a CLASS when i was in uni) #i need a drink #and by that i mean COKE ZERO BABYYYYYYY #AND MORE DRAGONS DOGMA 2

[todayisafridaynight]

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bonus:

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #daigo dojima #masato arakawa #masadai #snap sketches #nature's healing im drawing masadai <- nature is on fire actually #I WAS SUPPSED TO DRIVE HOM THREE HOURS AGO LOL its fine i love driving late at night #road's empty as all hell ..... #anyway legally needed to draw these two this weekend before i drown in Stuff I Have To Do #i was just gonna stop at the comic since i was inspired after trying to piss in full goth gear for the first time in Ever #but then i saw the pose ref'd in the first one and .. lol .. #ok bye im gonna go get ready to leave

[andy-clutterbuck]

Andrew Lincoln as Christopher Lovell These Foolish Things (2006)

#here ya go anons!!! #THE COSTUMES #Andrew Lincoln #* #These Foolish Things #i dig the stache with the time period and the clothes ok #sue me #i'll win #excuse me but the nose™ #i am defenseless against a man in a waistcoat #HIS BONE STRUCTURE #THE HATS #ANDY LOVES HATS #THE COATS THE SUITS #BYE #THE UNIFORM #I NEED TO GO #and stop yelling #also he was so soft so soft

[dreamedofyou]

Only Friends Textposts: Ep 3 (1/2)

#I know that last one isn't technically from ep 3 but since it's in the end credits it counts ok? #I just needed to include it because ever since I saw that post I couldn't stop thinking about it in relation to THAT shot of sand #k bye #only friends #only friends the series #ofts #bostonnick #ray #mew #boston #chueam #sandray #topboston #sand #also there are so many scenes in cars sksksksks

[asterdust]

i just finished ep 6 and this is the fastest ship ive ever shipped in my history of shipping. this is NOT a ship. this is a goddamn torpedo.

#dreamling #sandman #NO PLS IM NOT DONE WATCHING YET #BUT THE BRAIN ROT IS SO FAST #CENTURIES OF FUCKING PINING THAT IS SO GAY #years of reading danmei have finally paid off #THE WAY DREAM'S FACE LITS UP WHEN HE MEETS HOB AGAIN IM FUCKING SOBBING #morpheus #hob gadling #dream #the way they broke up in 1889 had me sobbing #I really need to stop #ok but the way hob got jealous when dream walked away with shakespeare #okay STOPPING BYE #morpheus x hob

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

#origins smp #i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals WHAT EVEN HAPPENED i was only there for the first one😅 #beeduo #otubbo #oranboo #beeduo fanart #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR WAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE and they were being really Funny thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye

[ricopop]

don't you trust him? just look at that smile!

@cephalonheadquarters @superbellsubways

doodlss under cut. As Usual.

#oscillo with straighr teeth. Heart warming 🩷 #oscillo #virtual assistants #virus #rico art #ocs #rico ocs #webcore #web #computer #I wanna get more oscillo drawings done w our guys i miss them. Hi guys ^_^ #coppy and oscillo Brain Rot #as usual. #ive been thinking of coppy having something he needs to deal with and absolutely cnnot take oscillo with him #nor leave him alone .. so he gets clippy to look after him and the tumbeast for like. a couple days. and oscillo Kills Clippy #just kidding But I don't think clippy would be too joyous abt babysitting oscillo. and neither is oscillo He'd cry abt it non stop #Poor thang has attatchmwnt issuss 🙄🙄🙄🙄Amog us #oscillo hates clippy bc hes a milk enjoyer #Alos osciklo would sneak into the office sometimes i think. That jusr semsz like something theyd do #ok thank y guys bye

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

evil flash game from 20XX found on angelgames.ht (au explaination here)

#deltarune #my art #deltarune au #triscript #noelle deltarune #ralsei #i might make something stupid with this idk... #its like. a cooking game. but it gets evil and scary i guess #i need to stop watching youtube horror series 😔 #.ht stands for hometown cause geographically castle town is in hometown. ok bye 😮

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

𝔉𝔄ℭ𝔗: 𝔍𝔬𝔢𝔩 𝔴𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔫 𝔦𝔫 𝔶𝔢 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔶𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫-𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔦𝔯𝔱𝔶-𝔰𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔫, 𝔶𝔲𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔊𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔲𝔰.

#vargskelethor #vinesauce #vinesauce joel #it is as ye old scrolls say: yat man is verily a gamer #did you know that ye is actually pronounced “the”? #this is because the letter y was commonly used in print as a replacement for the letter “thorn” #thorn was not used in other languages like german or french so thorn pieces for printing presses were rare at best #history lesson #now you know one of the useless facts i know #anyway im too high im going back to my fuit punch soder #i need to stop adding new tags #ok bye #oh i forgot to add that thorn is pronounced “th”

[brionnne]

note that i will only ever call mithrun "stupid" jokingly. by "stupid", i only mean "frustrating behavior that i am immensely familar with". seeing him do something that makes me groan aloud, closing my eyes, sighing "stupid (affectionate, mournful)". like when he fucking... his dumbass "i don't want to [use the bathroom] right now, so it's fine." oughh. i know you! i know you! that's not how that works!!! and he's smart!!! he's so smart... but god, god... he's kind of an absent professor. he's kind of a cloudcuckoolander. i love him dearly. he gets called a dummy, a little idiot, and i flick his forehead, a little bonk of hard-heads, like "try again, idiot. that's not how bodies work." and "ooh, 'that's not going to work'. yes it is. shut up, stoopid. stubborn little man, my god." rolling my eyes forever.

#mithrun #i'm not devaluing his intelligence #i feel like both can be true - that someone can be really smart but also take really stupid actions conversely #i fucking KNOW i do all the time #and i don't think there's anything particularly wrong with the word #it's not that his intelligence is compromised in any sense or that i think he's incapable #and it is solely #the fact that he is a stubborn little guy who doesn't listen and just goes 'that won't work' / 'i don't want to' / etc. #like... BUDDY... #buddy BOY #dummy #you are NOT a good judge of this ok? #zip ya lip little man #i know what you are #and i ain't fuckin listening to ya! #god. 'that won't work'. blah blah blah. okay sleepy. see you next panel. #fuckin knew that was going to happen #'i'm not tired' (his body stops working and he doesn't know why) #oh. OH. you're NOT? buddy i KNOW what happened ok? you need some fuckin rest #like - i'm gonna kick your legs out from under you + you're going to fall gently into bed + i tuck you in and smooch you #but i also fucking complain because OF COURSE YOU'RE TIRED ! you bastard ! go sleepy bye #it's his poor decisions and i know why he does them - because he doesn't know - but by god #it's also a little like please... listen to yourself... #on the one hand he doesn't know and never will #on the other hand ... you have been awake for hours and hours without sleep... please get some rest... #but yeah as someone who forgets needs and has little sense of that it is like... objectively a stupid experience #and i don't say that with judgement in my heart but it feels REALLY stupid when your body does something and you don't know why #it's not the disability though that makes me say as much - it is fully the fact that he is SO STUBBORN! SO STUBBORN!!!! #you say you're not tired and fall down? hm? then maybe you are? i know you don't know but whatever. let's get you to bed boy. ok? #caring for him + shaking my head like i get it so much but you gotta sleep! 'this won't work'. ok liar... i already know it will.

[todayisafridaynight]

(o゜▽゜)o

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #masumi arakawa #snap sketches #i THOUGHT id at least draft the small comic i wanted to do tonight but i actually just wanted to draw arakawa smiling #because DESPITE me making a specific note about it i never actually draw it as i noted #maybe its cause i try not to make arakawa do full smiles like this..... #whatever my reality now im letting bro smile wide and yokoyama's gonna have to kick my door down personally to get me to stop #every time i draw 90-2000's arakawa tho i just.. NEED him to have a chain necklace... like i know he wears one in the 80's #but king keep it. keep it on it wouldve been swaggy.. #yeah ok im sleepy. bye.

[irkedisaac]

prey is so funny. yes one of my completely ordinary and normal human abilities is to move at 300% speed while being totally unable to tire

#prey 2017 #combat focus is transparently the best ability in this game #ha ha hee hee i dont need any alien superpowers i can just sprint at mach fuck across the station #oh theres a nightmare here? bye im literally already two full sectors away #whats that you say? i HAVE to kill the nightmare? ok lemme use this shotgun like a fucking machine gun while it can't move #and also like actual stealth purposes - you moving faster than the detection meter can register you is very handy #its like bend time in dishonored just so easily the best power #give me a time stop and ill give you up to 8 corpses and an unexplainable burglary

[dumbanddev1n]

Sometimes, the amount of fandoms I’m in makes me legitimately dizzy

#like #how can my brain support all that???? #it doesn’t seem like it should be possible #I don’t understand lmao #(I had this tagged with a lot of my fandoms but bc of my unreasonable fear of getting reprimanded literally anywhere I took them off) #and I know that getting a nicely worded email that smth I did isn’t cool is not a big deal in the long run. but the idea of it is freaking #me out lmao #I need to stop venting in tags #ok bye

[gregoftom]

pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

#tomgreg #where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go. #so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him. #who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal. #who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now. #he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that #would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out. #he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love? #a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case. #and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl. #you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you. #you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you. #the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic. #and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god #they are so annoying. anyway #the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!! #what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul. #then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE #or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye

[spacedlexi]

idk what people expect when they comment "other ship better" on my art. like ok? youre blocked now and im laughing at you

#so stupid so goofy like...ok? bye #now u dont get to see my non ship stuff #like i dont care. byeeeee #especially when i think vi is such a strong love interest like do you want me to feel defensive? i dont need to be :) shes perfect :) #like no notes. good job team u made me eat crow on my 'theyll never be able to write a good LI for clem so they should stop trying' #best crow i ever ate tbh #actually when people comment that 'my ship better' stuff it makes me think Theyre being defensive like its silly and sad #like do you feel better now? small moment of power for you? #we all only have so much time on this earth and youre using it like this #i get these comments a few times a year and they always get the same reaction out of me. an eyeroll and a laugh. and a block #like bro we are all here to have fun. just move on. its ok you dont have to say anything rude i promise go pet an animal or something #it speaks