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ultimatepinkgirl · 1 year
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I know pearl splatoon can't win. I know. but. she will always be pinkest girl in my heart. she blew up a murderous ai with a body count of at least 10,007 by singing a little song with her gf. and that's got to be worth something.
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SPLATOON.????
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spreens · 9 months
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Cellbit: Did you do something in your past that you regret? Like have you killed someone- have you like, torn someone into limbs and hidden the pieces around in a public park? Have you done something like that before?
Foolish: Uh-
Cellbit: Have you ever eaten someone, like when you were in jail, have you eaten someone? Like human meat? Have you even eaten human meat?
Foolish: Not like purposely
Cellbit: I mean- accidental cannibalism. Like it's a thing.
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Cellbit: Sometimes you're like, curious about the flavour and like you eat a whole person. To if it tastes different, like if you'll get used to it. You'll never know! Like maybe it tastes like chicken in the beginning then later it starts feeling a little more like- uh- a specific kind of meat, you know?
Cellbit: If it's available for you, you know?
Foolish: Well yeah- I wouldn't go out of my way [for human flesh] y'know?
Cellbit: [Quieter] Yeah that'd be crazy…
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thinking about if you gave König a massage it would start off with him being incredibly tense, rigid like a steel rod and end with him just being a melted puddle 
he wouldn’t be particularly loud, more just the occasional long sigh and groan with some mumbles in german under his breathe because it feels so so good he doesn’t want you to stop and occasionally your thumb will run over a scar on his back and he should not be this fucking horny right now but it makes him shudder
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wormtime123 · 2 years
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grian’s theme this season being nostalgia/the past and the content generator giving him “creeper” “scar” and “bait” okay. yep. uh huh. okay. i’m normal thanks for that
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protagfolly · 10 months
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limbusclan don quixote, SUNSTRIKE!
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mystical-one · 16 days
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HE'S GOT THE LESBIAN CLAWS
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the-darklings · 2 years
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I had a thought for an AU for tibyim:
An alternate universe where whoever cursed the Wanderer- after seeing her do everything possible to save The Dreaming and numerous others- sees this as her redeeming herself and changing her curse into a gift where she can still walk dimensions but is able to do so painlessly and is finally able to have a home. Her moniker changes from The Wanderer to The Traveler.
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r-truth · 2 years
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minimujina · 8 months
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OKAY MAN.
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boltgunkiller-archive · 4 months
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i just thought about the fact finn didn’t become an actor like he wanted and he felt like such a failure and i’m listening to you get what you give from the graduation album and thinking about how hopeful he was singing that song only to be crushed by his rejection and i started sobbing
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Still can’t get over this
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qulizalfos · 5 months
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"Bound"
Do you think heaven is a place Of clouds and pristine faith Or perhaps is it hanging between us like an oath, a curse A solemn ignorance of fate Do you think we were always doomed to fall  Or did I slip up on the way Maybe we could be suspended in absolution now If you told me what to say So you don't have to wear your new self like a shield. Ash settles so bitter and so close to home I know it's not real, but I wouldn't have minded Another day of keeping you close
posting another original and shitty poem before i can talk myself out of it uh who cheered!! explanation in tags if u want <3
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binch-i-might-be · 26 days
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every time I try to work on this thing it gets LONGER
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felicityphoenix5 · 1 year
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hwat .
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absentmoon · 5 months
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yeah amd he has a matching monogrammed towel set for you. because you two bathe together so often. ✈️
malicious plane. incident
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astro-inthestars · 1 year
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Why... is everyone's iteration of Aubrey just...??? Amazing??? And wonderful, and incredible, and heart-wrenching, and grabs on my heartstrings and just SO so amazing? Like zipsunz's Aubrey?? madnoposts' Aubrey??? Like. EVERY artist, and even writers. The way my friends draw Aubrey, the way they write her. Sometimes different from canon, smetimes not, either way... The way Aubrey is portrayed. Almost every time. I'll find myself just... oh h my god why is she so amazing as a character good god I am weak I am in love with Aubrey Omori in every universe without fail, because she is just THAT amazing and every person that creates a version of her retains that and-
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