I absolutely agree. Ovechkin’s face is an amalgamation of so many different shapes and angles and points and slopes that shouldn’t work. And yet.
He's got a very. interesting appearance. Not interesting in a bad way, he just by all measures shouldn't be hot: like he's obviously got the missing tooth and the hair that never seems to fall right and the really prominent bone structure. And Yet. He is soooooooo sexy. Hockey's Sexiest Man. He looks at you and flashes that "let's go, baby," and you are immediately compelled by idk, his alpha pheromones, to obey his will. He's got this sort of bloodthirsty edge to him and he has essentially a PhD and judging by the clip of him fucking around on the Dynamo Moscow football team I'd totally believe the "bred to be a superathlete" conspiracy. AND he's a virgo. Smash.