#omg they're back

[ashinthewindcomic]

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#aitw comic #ash in the wind comic #webcomic #original comic #comic #omg they're back

[andsoigotabutterfly]

heyyyy

-🧞‍♀️

Haiii!!

I've missed you! How you been darling?

#answered #🧞anon #me chatting #omg they're BACK

[investingestincest]

man journalism ain't what it is nowadays. the invited people on my TV keep yelling at each other and look like they're second away from mauling each other. the interviewer straight up had to intervene and reprimand them like they're little kids like. grown ass people ???

#this law is driving people insane omg #if they start throwing hands i wouldn't be surprised #i was about to turn it off and go study but now i think that im gonna keep it on JUST a little bit more #oh shit they had to transition to an ad #are they gonna put them in timeout while the ads play ? #omg they're back #they look calmer now #did they kiss #ok yeah no they're normal now i think im gonna turn it off #twas still a lil funny to watch #oop nevermind they're fighting again #this has been going on for almost an hour now #im having so much fun watching them argue. this is the equivalent of a comedy show to me #the interviewer looks so close to laughing his ass off this is fucking ridiculous #sobbing they had to put another ad break WHILE they were arguing literally what the fuck #it's not even been 10 minutes #all of this over a stupid ass law made by a stupid ass president #holy shit wait i think they straight up threw them out cause now they're changing the subject. they're on a completely different headline #oh my god they actually did. there's a completely different person remplacing them #funniest shit ive ever seen #grown ass people

[ranarenee]

Lol when your cool ancestor is hella dead.

#I'm back with my bad jokes #this would totally happen btw #It's true I saw in a vision #they're very funny to me and not enough people draw them being idiots #leoichi #yuichi usagi #rise leo #I had a tiny eye spill bcs I looked at my screen for so many hours while drawing stupid stuff #not important but it need to be putted out there lol #omg the quality looks horrendous wtf

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!! #me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool.... #and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!! #there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson.... #you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 224

DCxDP

Now Booster Gold would like it known he is Not father material, or even responsible adult material. That is Ted, and even then they seem to share a single braincell when they're in each others presence.

But again, NOT anything close to father material. Which he repeats to both himself and the eldritch Time Entity who just handed him what he Knows to be pretty much an unborn child of its species. look, he Knows about Realms Beings- Espranto was literally his first language like many others of his timeline- so he knows the inherent dangers.

But Somehow him becoming a time-cop of sorts has endeared him towards this primordial one, thankfully. Less thankfully, it has given him a whole-ass CHILD. A BABY. HIM. Of all people!

Ted he needs help, he doesn't know if this counts as mpreg or something and he's freaking out man!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #de aged danny #boostle #Somehow they are now raising an eldritch bby together #Bg: I would be a horrible dad #Also BG: omg we need yo get every possible supplies and blankets and a crib and- #Space core Danny #Does this perhaps mean unknowingly liminal Booster? Maybe #Clockwork is sitting back to watch this romcom-found family-action show now #He happens to LIKE Booster #Finds him entertaining & funny AND he picks up after his time messes unlike SOMEBODY #booster gold #michael carter #blue beetle #ted kord #they're gay your honor #They're raising a child together your honor #They're engaged your honor #Done so during a drunken celebration of OH HEY- WE'RE NOT DEAD HOORAY

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

A cold winter day, and for some reason Howdy is unusually fluffy and Barnaby loves it

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND i think about them w/ winter coats So Fucking Much its not even funny-

#FLUFF² #double the fluff... double the fruitiness... #them separately: ugh i hate having a winter coat its too warm & sheds horrible #them when they see each other: omg winter coat 💘💘💘💘🥺🥺🥺🥺🤌🤌🤌🤌 #perfect for huddling up outside to keep warm <3 #and ignore how uncomfortable it'd be when they go inside #they're standing across the room from each other mutually like 'i love you but youre too warm rn' #but step back outside? glued together babeyyyyyyyy #rambles from the bog #scribble salad #laughingstock #i feel like their colors change slightly too... #i imagine howdy's green is more blue-leaning than its normal yellow-leaning hue #and barnaby has a tinge of purple to his blue #i imagine that they're constantly like 'omg youre so soft... omg youre so plush.... omg youre so cozy... omg youre so handsome... omg-' #anyway this was an Excellent warmup thank you!!!! #and a great excuse to finally scribble them Fluffier!!! thank you!!!!! #k im gonna go have dinner since im starting to get lightheaded & rewatch some SW:Rebels uhhhhh enjoy enjoy!!

[prettybard]

GUYS!!!!!! THEY!!!! GAHHHH!!!!!!

#IM GONNA END IT HOLY SHIT #FUCK THEY'RE BACK OMG #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #ofmd spoilers

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

#THAT FACE IS THE ACTUAL IRON THRONE #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™ #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #HIS N E C K #bram stoker is rattling my 90s ouija board i've got in the closet #he wants to talk #biting....things #after a particularly hard thrus- #who is talking? #shut up omg #you need jesus #lucky for you he's supposed to be back soon i think or something #it's not even Sinday #that T E N D O N #bless every line on your face #they're all beautiful and sacred #the waves #the flippy little curls at the ends #the grays!! #his ability to grow a gorgeous beard probably makes other men cry #his little scars #wearing entirely too many layer lbr

[urfriendlywriter]

To Him.

i hated that i was always the poet and never the poem.

but whenever i hear your name from across the room,

my gut wrenches with emotions I've never known.

i tell myself you don't feel that way, but oh that look in your eyes..

tired of being the poet, but you make my heart fill with melodies, imprinting

like ink on paper, your gaze on me,

my heart, oh painted with a color redder than art.

oh dear dear lord, if this is love, then in it im lost all apart.

#yallll I've sm tea #just no time to actually spill it to u OMG #he likes me back ??? #insaneee #and HIS ENTIRE FRIENDGROUP KNOWS #and they're SHIPPING US #im such a goner #if he'd ask #oh lord #I'd say yes. #YES A MILLION TIMES #but yes is hard #i like him but its like #do i rly want to... do this? #JDNAMSNANS THAT BASTARD HAS UR GIRL OVER THINKING AT ZERO O' CLOCK #my friend yesterday asked me #all giggly and shit #“lucky bastard pulled you somehow huh?? lucky ass mf” #THAT HAD ME BLUSHING #gasping FOR AIR. #this MF has me writing poems for him #like MAKE A MOVE DUDEE ITS AB TIME

[alecz-obssesionz]

♦️HK GIJINKAS | HORNET & LACE ♠️

◇ + HORNET ALTs ◇

◇ Original Sketch Page ◇

#ok I know people tend to give Hornet more dynamic clothing for fighting bcs it makes sense but I'm a sucker for fancy puffy sleeves #anyway I love slapping rose patterns on everything so that adds up #UGHH I WANTED TO DIGITALIZE THEM BAD I JUST LOVE THEIR FITS AND WANTED TO POST GIJINKAS AGAIN #lacenet (((implied???? sorta they come as a package do not separate))) #I'm just still rlly ashamed and shy about my gijinkas in general #LIKE THEM GRIMM ONE WAS MY PEEK BUT I WOULD CHANGE ALL THE OTHER ONES #THE* #might to an extended version of this ref only to add the back of the jacket #Lace is Lace over-the top is her element #they kinda match like dance partners #omg they are partners #they're my favorite type of toxic yuri enemies to lovers #hollow knight #hk #alecz'makingz #alecz'gijinkas #hornet hk #lace hk silksong

[natelia-aldelliz]

Guys imagine, Roach died, before the creation of 141, but Soap is able to see his ghost. He was originally following Ghost around, really annoyed that he was using his death as an excuse to not get close to anyone, but when he found out Soap could see him and talk to him he started following him around instead.

And they get really close, like two peas in a pod, except they have to be discreet about it because no one else can see or hear Roach, and they'd think Soap was crazy if they saw him talking to no one.

They use that for shenanigans too: Roach will go follow someone else and report back to Soap, Gaz is genuinely starting to believe Soap has superpowers or something. It's really useful on missions as well, and Soap managed to successfully rescue team members thanks to Roach being able to move through walls and everything.

(Roach is not the only ghost Soap is able to see btw, just the only one he's talking to.)

And then Roach is witnessing his past lover trying really hard to not fall in love with Soap, and Soap trying really hard to not do anything about the love he already feels, and he has to try and convince Soap that he is dead. During that conversation he finds out that something else that keeps Soap from doing something is that he feels very confused about everything because he also has feeling for Roach.

So now Roach has to try and convince him that even if he was still alive he wouldn't have a problem with that. He's known for a while that he was polyamorous, but he hadn't really dared talking to Ghost about that because he thinks he's jealous and possessive.

And Soap is like "oh yeah, you want me to go say to Ghost 'don't worry about your dead lover that I'm not supposed to know, he's actually polyamorous and also in love with me, I know because his ghost told me!' ??? I'm sure he's gonna take that well!"

But Roach is nothing if not resourceful and he manages to put Soap in situations where he's forced to interact with Ghost, and eventually they kiss and their relationship is beginning to be something. They're not really sure what.

And Roach is sad, because he has to watch the two men he loves being in love without him, yes, but at least they're both happy, and it makes him feel a bit better. And then during a mission Ghost almost dies.

Because he was alone and Soap and Gaz were together, Roach was following Ghost this time, ready to fly to Soap in an instant if there was any problems. But there was and he didn't have time, so he instinctively grabbed the gun being pointed towards Ghost's head and moved it as the person was shooting, saving Ghost's life, giving him enough time to shoot the enemy himself.

But even as the threat is eliminated, Ghost is still looking up from where he's on the ground, staring right through him, looking shocked. No, not right through him, he realises when he moves to the side and Ghost's eyes follow him. He also realises that he grabbed the gun. He's never grabbed anything before, in all his years of being a ghost.

Then suddenly Ghost's eyes move wildly around, and he figures he disappeared from his view. He can still go through the walls, but he's kept the ability to grab stuff when he wants. It gives him a ton of new possibilities, to fuck with people and, of course, to touch Soap.

"I wish you were actually alive," Soap whispers to him, holding his hands against his face as he's falling asleep.

"What the fuck," comes Ghost's voice the next morning, waking both of them up - wait, since when could Roach sleep?

Soap doesn't understand immediately, because he's always been able to see Roach. But Ghost is standing in the door, looking straight at dead past lover.

Turns out Soap is a necromancer and he had no idea, though the whole 'I can see dead people' should probably have told him sooner that he wasn't normal... The more he wishes Roach is alive, the more he actually is. And they all end up happy and together. And Gaz is very happy to have won the bet that Soap indeed has superpowers.

The day Roach says, in a wondering voice, "I... I think I'm hungry" is the day they understand that something is really happening and he's actually coming back to life.

(Also, Soap has no control at all on his abilities, he has no idea what does what and why, he knows nothing. No one knows.)

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #soapghost #ghostsoap #roachsoap #ghostroach #ghostsoaproach #accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au #this is not organised at all bc my head has been hurting for days and i feel like i'm dying (i'm being overly dramatic don't worry) #this came to me when i was watching megamind don't ask me why #anyway i can't even read that again bc the words make no sense to me when my head hurts so sorry if it actually makes no sense for real lol #omg imagine ghost being interrogated bc someone reported him for sleeping with soap and he goes 'do i sleep with my sergeant? #yes i do but i don't only sleep with one of my sergeants i actually sleep with two of them; one having been dead for 4 years' #and they go 'dead as in... pronounced dead but actually alive?' 'no no dead as in actually dead as in buried; dead dead' #'so you *were* sleeping with him in the past?' 'no i am currently sleeping with him. with both of them.' #and then price has to gaslight sooo hard to make it all right they're literally taking years off his lifespan #and when he complains they giggle at him saying that it's alright bc soap will bring him back anyway if he dies for their sins

[reineydraws]

Saw your Mishanks bodyswap art! Very cute and fun! (Mihawk with a genuine smile on his face so so fun)

I imagine Shanks whould have trouble fighting in Mihawk's body at first since it's been years since he's had two arms

yes absolutely, i imagine that too! conversely, i think mihawk would have a little bit of trouble adjusting his balance and reach with a body missing one arm, as well. it's interesting to think about how they both would be forced to change their fighting style, and whether or not they would exchange swords.

mihawk's been seen using yoru with just one hand so he could probably pull it off with shanks's body. also interesting to think about shanks tripping up on having two arms until he naturally slips into his old fighting style again--or would he? because there's also the question of muscle memory, right? would mihawk's body automatically do things that shanks isn't predisposed to doing, and vice versa?

the other thing i find intriguing about body swapping in one piece is the question of whether or not your haki powers would switch as well. they say haki is spiritual presence, so presumably your haki switches if your spirits switch, but if it's the kind of spirit that's tethered to the presence of the body? then consider mihawk having the strongest conqueror's haki out on the blues, or shanks being able to use observation haki at mihawk's level, practically being able to predict the future--or mihawk, able to counter with shanks's haki-kill technique. food for thought!

#rei replies #one piece #mishanks body swap au #mishanks #akataka #dracule mihawk #shanks #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #re: the genuine smiling #i also like to think shanks in mihawk's body would have this moment where he realizes his cheeks ache from all the smiling he's doing lol #bc mihawk's facial muscles arent used to doing it #and when they switch back shanks teases mihawk about it ('you exercise so many of your muscles hawky but your cheeks? they're weak!') #and he manages to get a smile out of mihawk that's mihawk's version of a genuine smile and it's softer and less wide but it's honest #and oh shanks is soooooo in love with him hahaha #BY THE WAY ALSO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS OMG but in this body-swapped au mihawk-as-shanks would 100% shave for shanks #like hell is he gonna let shanks grow *stubble* on *his* face. dracule mihawk with STUBBLE? banish the thought!!!!!! #but shanks doesnt do it up to his standards so there's totally a scene where mihawk and shanks are body swapped in the bathroom #and mihawk is standing too close and shaving his lil pointy sideburns and mustache onto shanks's face #and shanks is having a crisis because that's his own face breathing too close and waaaay to intimately but that look of concentration #is ALL mihawk. shanks can practically his eyes--so familiar from the mirror and wrinkled with laugh lines--glow yellow with how #much mihawk looks like himself right now even in shanks's body. #it's all very strange. shanks has been attracted to mihawk for a long time but it's just blatantly unfair that the first time in YEARS #theyre this close again and it's shanks's own body that he has to look at. on the upside he supposes all he needs to do to ogle #mihawk is to look down. pros and cons pros and cons. #(mihawk isnt having a crisis. mihawk is annoyed that hia beard is easier to do in first person it is to do in the third person. #surely not having to do it reflected in a mirror should be easier and yet for some reason everything feels off! ugh.) #i digress

[merakiui]

What are your thoughts on reverse isekai where Azul really appears out of nowhere in the reader's world/room? It'd be funny if he just loses his mind over it because how did he mess up with his chanting of his ancient spells that he ended up (miserably) there.

And the reader finds him very pitiful and offer a temporary stay for him. He accepted reluctantly.

Omg maybe twst isn't a game in your world, so you have no idea who this strange man is and why he's waving some cane around trying to cast a spell on you LOL. ^^;;; after all of the commotion is settled and Azul stops speaking in spells and hexes, none of which have any effect, the both of you hesitantly introduce yourselves. He's Azul Ashengrotto, a mage who hails from a place known as Twisted Wonderland. That sounds positively absurd, but then to Azul the idea of a world without any magic is just as foreign. How do you possibly live? It's so strange... More importantly, if magic is nonexistent here, does that mean he can't transform back to his original form? Is he stuck in his human form? Not that that's the most pressing worry; it's actually more of a relief.

Even so, despite your reluctant hospitality and willingness to let him stay (for now), he doesn't trust you. You're right to be wary of him as well. Neither of you know the other, and the fact that he just suddenly appeared in your room all because of, in his words, "an incorrect incantation" sounds very suspicious. But he proves to you he really is a mage by showing you the strange stone on the cane, explaining in great detail its purpose and importance. You don't really understand a lot of this, but it's such a detailed explanation. Surely he wouldn't make all of that up...

Azul's ultimate goal is to (hopefully) return home. This is something he sticks with for a while, always grousing over how inconvenient it is that he can't use magic to solve such complex problems (the "complex problems" being laundry duty or washing dishes. He's gotten rather comfortable and lazy in your presence, but he adamantly denies it when you bring it up. He reasons he can be this way because you hardly know him and his achievements or pitfalls, and he'll be leaving soon anyway. There's no point in getting too friendly, and if you're letting him freeload in your home... Why shouldn't he relax in a stressful situation? He can think with his brain later!) You annoy him with your incessant questions and constant disbelief and doubt, but then he also annoys you with his grandiose ego and lofty confidence. Azul cannot wait to get back to Twisted Wonderland. This world isn't so different from his own, but it's without magic and as someone who depends on magic to do specific tasks that require magical aid... It makes his life so very difficult.

But then he actually befriends you. Suddenly, he's something of a roommate, albeit a roommate who's quite the demanding nuisance. Azul thought a magic-less world was the worst of his problems, but now he's actually getting attached to you. To you, someone he couldn't stand initially! Now, rather than being curt and distant, he sits beside you on the sofa to binge movies and shows and the two of you fall asleep together. Now he's helping you in the kitchen rather than bickering over who should cook and how "if you knew how to cast a simple spell, this would be so much easier!" Now he's learning that he's relied too much on his magical prowess. And now, unfortunately, he's not so sure he even wants to go home (if that's an option anymore).

Azul would be much more at ease to keep this relationship strictly business: you provide him with shelter and food while he works to solve this situation. In fact, he thinks he'd be better off hating you and acting annoyed because that helps him feel less attached. But he can't ignore the mounting enjoyment he feels when he's with you. This is the most fun he's had in a long time, and he likes your company. He likes cleaning the house with you, going shopping and grousing over budgets together, exploring the city you live in and seeing what it has to offer, getting to know you on a personal level... He thinks he may have gone insane because he catches himself telling you things he'd never want anyone back at NRC to know. He talks so openly about his aspirations and hopes because he's grown to trust you. He knows you're a safe friend, and it's been so long since he's had this kind of security in a friendship. And you genuinely support him! You tell him you know he can turn Mostro Lounge into a franchise, and your cheers for his success are so authentic and supportive. (And of course he can do that and more! He's Azul Ashengrotto, after all!)

Maybe, if he does find a way home, he can take you with him and show you part of his world. Wouldn't that be so wonderful?

#twisted chit chat #i love him <3 he's so cute omg #imagine he falls back on his usual habits so when the two of you are at each other's throats he's like 'jade. floyd. deal with this mess' #but they're not there and now rather than being angry you're howling with laughter and azul is mortified T_T

[asydicsydney]

I'M THINKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

The intense music, the mostly guest va'd episode even though they aren't in the description, Dylan Marron, a fucking last name?, a middle name?, marine biology major?, HE'S FROM CALIFORNIA?

For real though, I love this episode. I had no expectations and grand whims and they knocked it out of the fucking park. The build up, explaining everything away, becoming this sterilized, normal, shell of a town. It felt like a real dramatic story podcast. And then she's killed with a falling cow. It's perfect, it's return to form, it's Night Vale.

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtnv spoilers #wtnv 230 #carlos dave robles #miss the funny joke but someone noted how robles means oak so oak and palm ok they're cute #middle name is eugh though but aren't all middle names? #genuinely upset he's from California though #you didn't go anywhere! you left home and went to your backyard! #the fucking punked us with the (old friend) crap though #BUT OMG HE'S GOING BACK TO THE DOW HOLY SHIT #all hail the glow cloud

[daily-smallishbeans]

Day 85- Pov: the consequences of your murderous actions

#daily beans #smallishbeans #limited life #etho #cleo #bdubs #tango #scar #they're all there technically #just crunched up #also #daily beans returning from hiatus omg? #possibly #im insane over limited life #this is the sole reason I'm coming back