#on this 3 days before my wedding

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

come get yer Laughin'stock! get it hot off the press! free Laughin'stock right here!

#biting and ripping and tearing and maiming and wailing and sobbing and flopping around like a dying fish #Thank You to this round of requesters! banger ideas the lot of you! #this lil 'excersize' made my night a lot better <3 #all of these were so much fun to do #the tango one and the winter one especially! #if you dont see yours here have Patience! #im not done! #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #ive actually thought soooo much about them getting married and how they'd go about it #and each time i come to the same conclusion #on the day of. like ten minutes before theyre supposed to walk down the aisle #howdy bursts into wherever barnaby is waiting and is like 'this is a hassle - lets skip this show' #and barnaby is all I Thought You'd Never Ask <3 #so they straight up run away from their own wedding. hand in hand and laughing like idiots #exchanging rings in the woods and sneaking things from the bodega for a picnic #in a more modern setting i imagine theyd just sign marriage paperwork at a courthouse #and then go to the nearest high-rated cheap diner #hard cut to everyone at the venue like 'where the fuck are they???' #finally frank notices that the ring pillow wally is holding is devoid of rings. where did they go. shrug #actually in a modern setting i think theyd skip the actual wedding altogether #too much money + too much effort #the store closes for a few days and then they show up on monday with rings nbd

[compacflt]

idk if this question has already been answered or not but idrc, would your ice have considered it "talking about it" to admit his physical attraction towards mav? like calling him beautiful or genuinely complementing him. this goes for mav too

i do feel post debriefing ice would call mav beautiful openly or some sappy bs like that

love your writing 💌

anon i need you to know this ask was so cute it made me physically nauseous. i was sick all week thinking about how cute this ask was. thank you for sending it.

i actually had a couple drabbles where yes ice both pre- and post-TGM mission is like yeah im physically attracted to you, but it’s less like “oh my god you’re so hot 😍” and more like “i mean, yeah, you objectively look like tom cruise so it’s not like i really have a choice.”

but “beautiful” specifically i had not thought of, and it has knocked me off my feet and made me go feral/rabid/undomesticated for a few days straight, so i will be writing something about this. thanks.

#the reason there is very little of maverick in ch9 of wwgattai is because it would all be 100% fluff. #that’s the whole reason i started writing the drabbles. #i had to play up the ‘oh no we’re still not really together’ bit for the plot but #by the late aughts/early 2010s these are two old men who are extremely consciously in love #& just can’t say it out loud because it might change everything/have an effect on their careers #something that Should Be Done before they die but they both know so they don’t really HAVE to talk about it #I still don’t think i hit that feeling exactly which is disappointing but whatever #cutest ask ever anon. ill be thinking about this for months. #i clearly didn’t give their pre-2000s sex life a ton of thought but im sure ice was calling him ‘pretty boy’ in bed from day one #jsyk #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #top gun maverick #asks #edts notes #ANON!!! You sent this ask two months ago & this has just been sitting in my drafts sorry sorry sorry #first 3 are pre-tgm and last one is post-tgm (mav retiring ❤️) #anon—i just want you to know how seriously i took this ask; two/three months later. i wasn’t planning on writing out their wedding night #at all #this ask was what made me write their wedding LMAO

[ponysongbracket]

This Day Aria Line Tournament

#mlp #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #mlp g4 #This Day Aria #Princess Cadence #Queen Chrysalis #A Canterlot Wedding #polls #polls on tumblr #tournament polls #This Day Aria Line Tournament #In my heart there is no room #We must escape before it's too late #0x4v0x5 #Youtube #This Day Aria Round 3

[warmsol]

i miss makoa and elia so much but my motivation to story tell is at zeroooooo

#what if i just. skipped to wedding and baby aha. HAHA. what if #what if i just… you know.. did that.. nvm #the temptation to drop the story and move to gen two is so high at the moment?? wow #i just get sad because i don’t have the time to make story posts as often anymore :( #which sucks because i write sooo much for them again but finding the time these days to translate to the sims is so hard lol #and so it takes me a year to move forward.. sigh #anyway. i'm missing 2019 isa when i posted twice a day sometimes #well. i guess the good thing is that at this rate my blog will die before i let them die heh #okay i’m gonna update my mods and such 😒maybe do something in game. or open bg3. we'll see. ily have a happy friday <3 bye

[dirtytransmasc]

its so weird thinking about childhood best friends you don't know anymore. like. the girl and her siblings who lived next door for year, who I used to considered my sister, who now looking back on it was probably my first crush ever, who swore we would grow up together, who was only 'visiting' her family for a month, turns out her parents lied to us, I never saw her again. the girls I went to summer to summer camp with every year and now I can barely remember there faces.

like. how are they doing?

I still can't conceptualize that these people who mattered *so* much to me are just... gone... chances are that I will never see them again, especially my best friend who's back in Pakistan, and even if I did, so much time has passed that I would most likely not recognize them even if I did see them.

#in my mind they're frozen in time #who knows where they are or who they've become #to me we're still 8 years old playing Minecraft in her basement #or 11 and going to the beach #or 12 and im sitting next to her at the dinner table #im 10 and meeting up with all my friends at summer camp #im 13 and its my last year at camp and we all sorta know we'll never see each other but we won't say it #im 14 and scrolling through my old Instagram trying to find a sliver of hope that I'll ever talk to her again #I miss her #I miss them #im forgetting her voice #how is one of the most important parts of me. of my childhood fading away? #currently sobbing #if fatima. who loves unicorns and dogs and the color purple and popcorn and brownies and left for a wedding and never came back. Hi. #your best friend misses you. More than you could ever know. #I still have those friendships necklaces that were supposed to come in before you left. they came 3 days after. I still have them in my room #I never gave the pink one to rose. I never saw her again either #personal vent

[viovio]

could also be that the story was warped from hospitals and caretakers mistreating the elderly when they think they're too decrepit for anyone else to care, maybe she was just a cruel caretaker who neglected his needs. but honestly aswang is more likely to me..... not that that interpretation doesn't stand today

#speak iza #especially back then oof #my mom will also tell me about how she saw the headless figure of an electrocuted photographer she met the day before a wedding she attended #when she was 3. shes fucking insane about everything else but that much i believe for her. her side of the family has tons of experiences #with the supernatural its insane #its kind if why i was always timid and frightened as a child in her family home. i loved it so much back then but i was always afraid yknow

[mushroomgothic]

i have have set my phones language to german to try and help with my mission of “learn as much german as possible before fiancés exclusively german grandparents arrive for the wedding” and let me tell you, i am getting a hit out of “Rebloggen.” poor little german boy who

#they’ll be here in just over a month #and will be here for 10 days before our 3 day wedding event #and then just me and my fiancé (at that point husband??? wack) #take a 9 hour flight with them back to germany #not stressing at all lmao

[yeonban]

I was joking around about marriage in the last post and everything but then I realized in all of my years as a rper on tumblr (10) I have only once rped a wedding, and only thrice a marriage proposal... that's flabbergasting.

#* ooc. / posts. #The most ??? part is that I've /had/ lots of ships since 2013 and up until now and I've also had HUNDREDS of muses #and yet... only 3 of them proposed/were proposed to and only 1 actually got married... that's so wild in hindsight #And the wedding was IN 2016. A whole 7 years ago... someone hold me before I fall to the floor #I'm fr taking the slow in slowburn to real life standards at this point (<- guy whose fav part about a ship is the build-up to it) #but ykw my muse type being ''pray to the gods for even 1% of a chance of getting him to open up and stick around'' may have a hand in it #One day... one day I'll write another wedding... #A 4th marriage proposal is coming soon tho bc Naotora's been :/ ever since Soma upped him and proposed to Seiroku before he did to Naoe #. This made me remember most of my ships are 3+ years old (irl time) and yet the ones that are a few months to 1 year old already proposed #@ My older ships you're so funny for that actually. (<- knows my muses are the ones w the highest chance to propose instead of their s/os)

[khruschevshoe]

My Hot-Take/Controversial Ranking of Doctor Who Seasons (excluding specials bc my special order is really unhinged)

3 > 1 > 10 > 4 > 5 > 8 > 11 > 12 > 9 > 7b > 2 > 6 > 13 = 7a

Disclaimer: I have favorite episodes that come from every single season on this list, including 7a. For example, even though Season 6 is low on the list, the God Complex, Almost People/Rebel Flesh, and Impossible Astronaut are some of my favorite of the show. I do really love the Power of Three. These are based on season arc/average feeling per episode/rewatchability on a subjective level.

#doctor who #listen seasons 1 and three are basically perfect television for me #season 10 is one of the most fun of the show and bill is my second favorite companion and I love the twelve/missy arc #season 4 is full of banger after banger and journey's end slaps it just doesn't quite hit for me personally like seasons 1 3 and 10 do #season 5 has some episodes i don't like (victory of the daleks for example) but the fairytale vibes/beast below/amy's choice/big bang SLAP #Season 8 has some great episodes/good arc but i just really don't vibe with how cruel the Doctor is sometimes/Danny deserved better #Season 11 (other than fucking kerblam) i really enjoy! it has some weak writing in places but i love graham&ryan's arc & the smaller vibes #Season 12 is objectively better than season 11 but has weaker character arcs and some weaker episodes so eh #season 9 has one of the best finales in the show/some fun two-parters (i adore under the lake/before the flood) but the arcs feel off #7b is...fun & i like a lot of the episodes but i don't like the name/day/time of the doctor & it drags it down + clara's not fleshed out #season 2 is so good in places (cybermen 2-parter/school reunion/new earth) but has so many weak episodes & not as much character developmen #season 6...I love some episodes but I DESPISE the pregnancy arc/let's kill hitler/wedding of river song & how little agency Amy & river hav #season 13 is just...FINE. I enjoy some of the side characters (vinder bel karvanista) but the flux itself felt weirdly...boring? no emotion #(Jodie was SO GOOD in this season though btw) #and season 7a...asylum of the daleks dinosaurs on a spaceship & angels take manhattan are on my least favorite episodes list. like bottom 1 #and I'm sorry but a town called mercy and power of three can't save that #amy and rory should have left with the god complex/christmas special and popped back like martha did in season 4 #i said what i said #wow i really went off in the tags on this one #meta #rankings

[bunnyb34r]

Well glad to know I'm not the only one not feeling the Christmas season this year. Mom isnt either

Now we dont know why, but here are my guesses. Feel free to place your bets.

Is it:

Bc our aunt/great-aunt died and essentially dissolved the family

|_> Bc of this we've faced so much bullshit from the surviving family we have left.

Bc the only remaining family we have are major assholes aside from like 4 people.

Long covid?

Work stress/ working under a tyrant piece of shit.

Bc I'm an adult now so the *magic* is gone?

All of the above??

#marquilla #we still havent made cookies and are like i want the cookies but i dont want to make the cookies... #so we agreed we can do it after christmas if need be #i really think it's all of that combined. like my g-aunt dying really tore this family apart. we weren't like close close before but i mean #everyone started taking sides (the executors (my mom) vs my cousins. like listen you motherfuckers she left you [insert number bc i also #got this amount and am not disclosing]. you little freaks need to get over the fact that she loved me as much as if not more than you. #maybe bc i wasn't a fucking entitled brat and was always a polite well behaved child (for her) and didnt take my mommy/daddy issues out on #her. you already got: 2 free cars. 3 fully paid for weddings. 4 college degrees (one that you're not even using bc you havent worked since #college bc you became a tradwife. (not dissing stay at home moms im dissing her making college a BIG DEAL for her and then just #essentially saying haha thanks for the 100k in tuition but no ❤). COUNTLESS hours and money poured #into your lives from her and our g-uncle. amongst the 4 of you. (only 1 is not a brat but thats bc they pretend she doesnt exist bc shes #annoying and autistic so a drain on them they were ever so happy to dump on their dad) #you aren't entitled to any of that. that was a GIFT. your inheritance was well thought out. it is an insult for you to suggest otherwise #anyway so theyre being whiny brats and oh boo hoo you exects are SO MEAN to poor Ally who didnt sign the fucking will and thus held up #$50k FROM A CHURCH. and my uncle (not their dad. their moms brother) is taking their side. his wife is a massive piece of shit ab it too. #dont know whose side dog cousin is on bc shes close to my mom but very close to them. and i know lesbian cousin is on moms side to some #degree. and idgaf what Murderer cousin thinks bc that bitch can and will rot in hell. #so anyway any one we could possibly spend time with this season is either dead or hates us. or lives states away and won't be in til after #and only for a day anyway. and we just dont have the fucking energy to deal with anything

[thirstworldproblemss]

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#not me at 1:33am exhausted but unable to sleep despite knowing there’s <4hrs before I have to get up & drive to la for a medical procedure #or medical testing rather—the procedure will come later #and we have only 3 days left in which we must complete all remaining school stuff; clean the house; and pack for a combo wedding/camp/trip #…and one of them is being used up by this stupid test #thanks i hate it #plus we have poor littlest kidlet who’s sick and will have to be dumped on oldest sister who is supposed to be homeschooling while i’m gone #good times all around #(but at least i have a lovely friend willing to listen to me whine about it and help me remind myself that it’s all gonna be okay 🥰💕) #twp sneak speaks #twp bitches about real life #hello anxiety my old friend

[ur-humble-overlord]

every time i feel like im ready to explode i am granted a new horror to my shit sandwich

#lost in the sauce but its me drowning in every new layer of things happening in my life rn #at first it was a bachelorette on my birthday that i cannot afford. and then we were told it was one night. it was originally all weekend #then i got told we're moving #ok. i already have time off for my birthday. so i guess i have time for all this now. #now the new apt has water damage and i cannot move into it on my long weekend. i do not have the pto to get another long weekend. #ok. fine. i will pack on my birthday. #no. you have jury duty that week. you COULD'VE got pto for that but you have too many important things to miss. #ok. #ur jury duty would've rlly helped your moving btw. if that was happening anymore. #ok thanks. #like anything else? genuinely? anyone else have something they need me for this month before i spontaneously combust? #anyway im going to make dinner #so i can go to my cousins baby shower. #so i can go see my in laws #when i haven't seen my own family in like a month but ive spent the past few weekends with them. #and will continue to spend my weekends with them for this wedding my partner is in. #which im not but since we're engaged im expected to help without any of the recognition of being in a wedding. its cool. #like 3 of my precious pto days were used for this but its good. #i just am not allowed to take unpaid days off without a writeup. #even if i feel like i wanna die i am out of time off. #its soooo good im sooooo in a great place. #biting and biting and biting and biting the pto system at my work

[scalpelsister]

being out of the closet as a lesbian but not as masc sure is. a cool experience to have. around family.

#i finally found a dress to wear to a wedding this weekend that i dont hate #fingers crossed it arrives on time. its supposed to get here a day or two before the wedding so #picked out bc its very modest and all black. no cleavage allowed lmao absolutely not #like sure ill look attractive in a nice dress with a full face of make up on (I have to practice makeup again its been like three years) #but at what cost (my dignity and comfort) #this is going to be extra funny bc even when i wore make up it was just like. grungey alt emo kid shit skfjhkfjhskjf idk how to do #classy high femme at ALL lmaoooo #anyways im going to make the best of it but. oh to be able to wear masculine clothing without judgment <3 #my post #eta: for the record if i do end up looking hot. im going to share photos anyways lmao vanity wins fskjhfksjhfksjh #if i cant be my masc self around my family. at least ill pretend to be a hot femme :)

[killbaned]

ok i drank another boost and won a battle with the gut demons i’m getting back in bed good night

#thurs-sun are work and eat days #mon-wed are sleep and eat as little as possible so you can eat for energy for work days #im going to mention that when i go to the gi next month i think #i think that's the best way to explain it #that yeah i AM eating but only on work days because i can't not eat #my couple missed days at work were related to not being able to eat and thus nearly passing out during my shift #and having to call out the following shift bc of it #so i just guzzle meal replacement drinks on my off days and maybe have one or two meals for the whole 3 days #bc otherwise i end up so bloated and fucked up i can't eat before/during work