I like to think that the reason Artemy will awkwardly call beautiful any female character in the game is because between being in at that time essentially exclusively male university for four years and proceeding to be called out to serve in the trenches and spending months caged in a train with a weirdo old man he just completely forgot how women looked like. In my mind is kind of sweet, he's just this astonished at the existence of women.
we don't talk about [the painful and almost immediate dissolution of our respective gangs as enemy entities following the end of the world-as-it-once-was, the harrowing re-conceptualization of ourselves as intricate to the town and not strangers within it, and the needed peace to be made with the place(s) we now have to inhabit as the world spins on regardless of our grief]. ride's a can of vegetable soup or a breadloaf pay up.
the funniest possible thing that could happen is if mercedes keeps hiring childhood best friends for their team and everybody's holding their breath waiting for them to tear each other apart like brocedes except it doesn't happen bc everyone else is normal about each other and brocedes is just that fucked up that they would've torn each other apart even if they were on different teams