#pheeeew

[bg-brainrot]

**BANGS DOOR OPEN**

I DO DECLARE IT BE HORNY HOURS!!

What is your opinion on Astarion’s fav positions?

Oh and what about him being a bottom!? (Pegging?)

**RUNS AWAY**

Ohoho! Don't run away, we have horny hour headcanons to discuss!

I do think this depends on spawn or ascended Astarion, so I split this up-- NSFW below the cut! CW: Astarion's past and trauma

Spawn Astarion

I've said it before in my headcanon post and I'll say it again and again and again: Spawn Astarion wants to stare into his partner's eyes during sex. Especially as he tries to grow more comfortable in sex, I think he would be open to trying out a few different positions, but ultimately find that he wants to be able to remain connected to them as best as he can, and that means seeing them, knowing that they're enjoying the experience as much as he is. After some time, he'd grow fond of other positions, but not for a while (see: The Thousandth Time).

That all being said, favorite position: missionary. I know people joke about this a lot but I think he really would enjoy it the most! He'd also be a fan of cowgirl/cowboy, and really any position that allows him to kiss his partner throughout, like sitting in each other's laps. He would hold their hand, press cool kisses to the sweaty sheen of their temple, anything to keep himself in the moment. It would be an active effort for a while, but soon it would become habit, effortless as he grows used to chasing his own pleasure without any thought at all.

Now top or bottom? I am of the opinion that Astarion is a switch with a preference to top at the start of his journey -- this is entirely because of the power dynamics at play. He'd been so used to being "on his back" literally and metaphorically that I think that first time in the woods is a moment of taking charge and one that he'd hold on to for a bit. Eventually? I think he would be comfortable as either top or bottom, and would certainly be willing to forgo some control if that's what his partner wants. It would really boil down to: 'I want us both to be happy in our experiences, let's figure what works for us both best' (so it would depend on his partner)

When the topic of pegging is brought up (either by himself or his partner), he would be cautiously excited at first, especially knowing how much his partner cares for him/his relationship with sex and how good it will feel. He's no stranger to being pegged, no stranger to enjoying the sensation, but it would be the first time in centuries that he actually wouldn't feel used by the end of it. So he enjoys it thoroughly that first time, all of his fears melting away with the way his partner coaxes the pleasure out of him, he may even make some noises he hasn't heard from his own mouth in years. Ultimately, it is one of the many ways he reclaims control and, for that, he can't get enough.

Ascended Astarion

Conversely: Ascended Astarion couldn't care less about eye contact during sex. In his act 3 romance scene, he only briefly makes direct eye contact, and it's mainly to get into a better position. To him, it's not about the inherent intimacy of sex, it's about the sensations that him and his consort both feel, that they both bring each other undone utterly and thoroughly.

So his favorite position? Doggy style. He likes deep penetration, and a position that gives him a lot of control. He sets the pace, the pressure-- he would feel every bit the lord he is while his consort begs for more beneath him. Another favorite position is 69, as he loves how he and his consort slot together so well, each heightening the others' pleasure throughout. To him, the more both he and his consort get out of it, the better, and if he can make them squirm with what a skilled lover he is at the same time? Delectable really.

Top or bottom is tricky here. Because I believe he starts out as a switch before Ascension, as Spawn Astarion does-- only I think his relationship with sex takes a different path than Spawn Astarion's, namely because he doesn't metaphorically lay his past to rest in the same way. As such, for a while he refuses to bottom. He sees it as demeaning, beneath him and, as his consort, his partner ought to understand and be willing to accept their place. Then, as he and his consort have more and more sexual encounters, he finds himself growing detached from sex. It becomes a rote power play in which he's more of an observer than an active participant. That is, until he finally lets go of some of that power. When he finally allows his partner to top, oh he enjoys it. A lot. Certainly more than he's willing to admit, but his consort would be able to tell easily enough, especially when Astarion all but demands it. That's not to say he relinquishes control entirely-- while he does enjoy being submissive to his lover, more than he expects, he certainly harnesses what it means to be a power bottom.

Ascended Astarion brings up pegging first, and it comes across as more of a casual topic of conversation than the excitement of a vampire lord ready to come undone. Again, his consort would know though. He wouldn't be able to hide the lustful gleam in his eyes when his consort agrees, he wouldn't be subtle about the way he whisks them away to their bedroom a moment later. He enjoys it in the moment surely, but is surprised by how little it entices him again. Being submissive is one thing, but he's left feeling oddly vulnerable afterward-- he doesn't care for that uncomfortable aftermath. When his consort next suggests pegging he shrugs it off, deciding to opt for something that focuses more on making sure that they get off instead.

Thank you so much anon 🫰🏽this was fun and hope you enjoyed horny hours!!

#anon #anon ask #bg3 headcanons #astarion #astarion x tav #bg3 astarion #astarion x gn reader #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #astarion x reader #astarion headcanon #also sorry gor the wait #i was busy all weekend #pheeeew

[lacteawhy]

@darlinafterdark STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

#I WAS LIKE #PHEEEEW #FINALLY I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT SHERMAN! #AND THEN I OPENED TUMBLR.

[femininominon]

God made me a lesbian because she knew I couldn't handle thinking I'm pregnant. due to the bounds of modern science this is no longer enough 😔

tmi under the cut lol

my cycle is like suuuuuper irregular like the longest I've gone with a predictable cycle is like 3 or 4 months and then it goes wonky again (2 weeks late, 2 periods started and ended within a month, just very unpredictable) and it turns out that this does not mesh well with for the first time it actually being scientifically possible to Actually be pregnant lol. like the girl I've been seeing like... as much as we've both wanted to it's not like I'm letting her just finish inside me like I'm not Dumb but I guess if I've learned anything from adal rafai it's that precum can still get you pregnant 😔✊ (is that his catchphrase or am I mixing him up w someone. no one will know)

anyways classic me googling "historic abortifacients" while pissing, like a freak trying to avoid having to pay for an abortion when I'm only 2 days late only to find there's nothing to worry about literally 3 seconds later when I set my phone down and checked again

#I'm NOT pregnant #but i coulda been #pheeeew #hot in concept NOT IN PRACTICE #i have noooo money that thang woulda taken my savings just for the $500 planned parenthood visit lol

[baldysgate]

Oak Father preserve us INDEED

#halsin #bg3 halsin #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #karlach #astarion #pheeeew damn #this isnt a mod #ty larian for the underwear

[simspaghetti]

Minerva got an opportunity to donate some gemstones to the science facility, so she adventures around town to collect them all up

She puts the reward money towards a charity called the 'Secret Squid Society', being the good-natured sim that she is!

#finally got my game fixed on my PC and pheeeew the graphics are so much better than my laptop! #spent like 3 hours last night messing around with reinstalling the game and editing the graphics rules file #Sims 3 #TS3 #Simblr #TS3 Gameplay #Random Legacy #Blossoming Legacy #Blossoming2 #Minerva Blossom

[koskela-knights]

So right after Jaakko is brutally killed, the player is basically forced to immediately move on lest they'll be killed too. But I was watching some playthroughs of this part and I realized that you can still hear Ilmo in the background (mainly subtitles becos his voice is overruled by Saga and Scratch) It's not many lines and very repetitive (which is totally understandable), but they're so sad nonetheless

And then this one is said again after you confront him about the cult and he just stands there alone 😭

He says it in such a soft but devastated tone of disbelief urghh.... 😭😭

#alan wake 2 spoilers #jaakko koskela #ilmo koskela #the feels man #all the feels man #the whole scene if you play it yourself is so hectic so it's rly easy to miss #but pheeeew ILMO MY POOR SON #i also wanna believe at some point he gets his brother's jacket back #my posts #my ramblings #all the shit of emotions that must've gone thru him and rly mourning wasn't possible yet becos there was still a threat and all and omg #They were separated by bars so he coudln't even get to Jaakko's body immediately to maybe see if he were still alive or smth #aaaa making myself sad by thinking about them

[mondstalgia]

Did someone gif the scene of his girlfriend shutting Miyata's ring box during the proposal? I need it, it was such a highlight 😂 Like they were having a little battle lmfao

#love is better the second time around #i love when women in bl just slay #i was worried we would get one of those deceiving her to stay in the closet plotlines pheeeew #koi nido #hasegawa makoto #koi wo suru nara nidome ga joto

[greypetrel]

My two cents at the prosthetics topic

I did not plan on making one post so soon, but since everyone is doing it I got inspired. Hope it'll make sense.

I don't like magic as a deus ex machina, or as a solution for everything. As many more people have said more eloquently than I could, materials in an historical context similar to the DA one are heavy and sturdy, and they won't allow for anything much comfortable. (even if of course in real life one would go for a solution that brings full functionality back... For stories, I think it's not the most interesting solution. A bias from years of roleplaying, if my characters have a malus, I'd rather have them cope with it. Even if it's less realistic. Pure personal taste tho.)

Maybe an Inquisitor who keeps the Inquisition running could emply resources to get some bamboo from up North, which is a light wood that would be better for a prolonged, more comfortable use? People who actually knows shit about using bamboo as more than "make a covering for your balcony railings" knows more than me, surely.

This is not my case, tho, and I'll speak for my Inquisitor, Aisling, and my choices. Explanations under the cut.

CANON:

In the long series of trauma that is playing as a Lavellan, Aisling decided that Trespasser was her limit. She disbanded the Inquisition and never turned back.

She enrolled in the Red Jennies, but for a year, she wanted nothing to do with it. She had to lick at her wounds and cope with yet another figure she considered family kicking right into her core trauma and biggest fear. It'll take a while to recover and come to terms with what happened and be sure that no, she wasn't over and better off dead, people in her life weren't there out of pity, nobody considered her a dead weight. She had a strong support system and made it out thanks to that, between Cullen's support and Sera snapping and getting her out of her head.

Some attempts at prosthetics were made, but she always found them uncomfortable and just a hindrance: losing time in pulling levers and pinning joints down irritated her, so she just ditched it, told Dagna to not bother making another after the second attempt, and just rolled up her sleeve and adjusted objects around her to adapt to just one hand (the mortar is fixed to a table so she can work with just one hand, she has a clasp for paper when she needs to write and so on). She helps herself with some practical magic, she can be seen frequently levitating things she can't bring around one-handed, found a way to tie very basic knots, adapted the house to be functional for her as well, learnt to ask for help when nothing works (She's a terrible cook so that's at least not a problem).

When she stabilised enough mentally to show interest in going to missions with Sera, she asked for something more utilitaristic. Nothing with a grabbing motion because as above: it takes time and she's for speed, she'd grow irritated. And listen, I liked the solution of the end credit scene. So, she just proposed a crossbow to Dagna (it's automatic, it can be adapted in a way a bow couldn't, if it's stuck to your arm you don't need a second hand to aim), she has pretty good aim from dealing with thunder and so she asked Sera to teach her archery. It took... LONG to be proficient at it, but she managed to be functional. She's not great, but she's functional. The turnback is that she needs to be still and not move around, she need to prop the "damn thing" on something to shoot, because it's too heavy to keep it up in front of her for long enough, and the movements are extremely limited. Also, it's heavy and uncomfortable. Basically, she can act as a sniper, when Sera jumps in more closely to the action. When she needs to step up, a couple of buckles free her from the shoulder-harness, and she's free to jump in, use magic... Her spirit blade is a rapier, so it's already made to be wielded with just one hand. It also took time to learn to move effectively without the weight of half her arm, but she'd rather go without that with something uncomfortable. It wasn't the perfect solution but it was a good solution to her, if a long one to get proficient at.

The real deal comes with the Dark Lady AU...

She lost her arm permanently in the siege of Barad-Dur, she was... Wrongly convinced by another Maiar who loves wolves a little too much that she could win the battle. She could not. Lost her arm, lost her Ring, was badly wounded and forced to run away. (I still needs to plan details out, bear with me. I'll keep the "Eh, yeah, Solas took my arm".)

In Dol-Guldur, when she recovered enough to take human form again, she discovered that she couldn't grow that arm back. So, she did what she did best: experiment. She met with Dagna there, and they started working together, experimenting with materials and functionalities. It's made of an exterior empty shell of wood around a bask of mithril, light enough to be less uncomfortable as possible, empty on the inside and heavily padded around what's left of her arm. The mithril also helps her channel her magic and direct it. The fingers and joints (elbow and wrist) work with balls and pins, and she has to maneuver them manually. If she concentrates, she can move them with magic, but it takes a lot of effort and it's seldom worth it. It's good to hold small things, if not quick... The real deal is that it's her weapon, and she uses it as her staff. She may look unharmed and without weapons, but OOPS, watch her.

Again, it's not for comfort and it's not 100% functional as her real hand, it's not resistant and it will break under too much pressure. But, it's functional enough and light, and it adapts to her needs. When she's in her apartments chilling down, or spending time with the Nine/other friends around, she'll just take it off and go without.

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #inquisitor lavellan #da meta #pheeeew that was long #with no one's surprise #hopes it makes sense and it's not too insensible? #aisling lavellan #aisling the dark lady au #concept #greypetrel

[raksh-writes]

Well damn, I wasn’t expecting to tear up so much over a game, and yet...

Larian, you glorious bastards! Really hit it out of the park

Truly, what an experience...

#personal #Raksh's gaming adventures #baldur's gate 3 #watching the credits as we speak #and gotta say #the song slaps too #but damn did I cry tonight #I don’t think I was this emotionally touched by a game since AC2 #and that was like over a decade ago #but freaking hell #btw funnily enough these last few hours might've made me want to Actually try and romance Karlach #her story hit me the hardest out of everyone's #I wasnt sure - still aint tbh - that I could go for anyone but Astarion yet #Karlach really is best girl #and I kinda wanna do an ending with her #maybe my restarted second run will do xD #and if not then maybe there will be others too ^^ #I dont really feel any other romances much so its between these two for sure #anyway pheeeew #this was a journey and a half #gonna be in my feels for days now I can just tell

[genuflectx]

yippeeeeee

#vrchat #furry #dca #pheeeew kinda burned out after several days playing probably gonna take a break #dis me and jester but we only got 1 headset so jester on desktop

[inhalingmagic]

I am protected!

And thx for everyone for replying my earlier post.

#pheeeew what a day. #oracle cards #divination #witchcraft #baby witch #protection

[annaraksta]

finally got myself together and went to get a LIBRARY CARD!!!

#sokka's voice #but really pheeeew finally #haven't had one since i dropped out of uni #and the city's library system does not have all the freshest books #but the array is still pretty decent #and maybe just maybe i will finally start reading Latvian books again! #personal #words

[formulapai]

WRONG ONE ! PT2

an Arthur Leclerc social media AU

scenario: he’s been in a relationship for a few years now, everyone knows that, no one knows with whom it is.

warning:

pai’s words:

yourusername made a post

tagged: pierregasly, charles_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, arthur_leclerc

📍Roland Garros, Paris

yourusername: had a wonderful weekend with these ones, cheers to us 🥂🍾

liked by charles_leclerc, francisca.cgomes and others

francisca.cgomes: wish I could’ve been there 😫😫

yourusername: next time omg !! we missed you 🥹

francisca.cgomes: você é tão linda, minha querida 🥰🥹♥️ (you’re so beautiful, my darling)

yourusername: EU TE AMOOOOO 🥹🥹♥️ (I love youuuuu)

lissiemackintosh: PHEEEEW looking amazing !!🥵♥️

yourusername: we need to do a double date with you and marcus!! 😫

user2: double what

user3: double with WHO

user1: hmmm 🤔

user4: hmmmmmm

user5: hmmmmmmmmm

oscarpiastri: hmmmmmmmmmm🤔

user1: WHAT DO YOU KNOW PASTRY

user4: OSCAR TELL US

yourusernameprivate just posted a story

seen by arthur_leclerc, olliebearman and others

alexandrasaintmleux: littéralement l’amour de ma vie (literally the love of my life)

arthur_leclerc: t’es resplendissante 😘❤️ (you’re breathtaking)

yourfriend: 😍😍😍

yourusername just posted a new story

seen by landonorris, clementnovalak and others

landonorris: hm bestie wrong account..

clementnovalak: SUPPRIME AHAHAH (DELETE)

arthur_leclerc: dooonc.. on fait un hard launch ? (soooo… we’re hard launching?)

yourbff: AHAHAHAHAHAH Y/N

username1: UHHHHHHDHDHDHHHH?????

username2: WHEEZING ISTHAT ARTHUR???

yourusername just posted a new story

#f2 smau #f2 social media au #f2 fluff #f2 #f2 x reader #f2 imagine #arthur leclerc fluff #arthur leclerc x reader #arthur leclerc imagine #arthur leclerc #arthur leclerc smau

[fangswbenefits]

imma put him on the ceiling above my bed

kidding

unless.?

FUCK! YOU CAN LAND AN AIRPLANE ON THAT BACK PHEEEEW

#answered ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾

[nilonne]

I’m working on some dialogues and pheeeew you’re going to hate Brent and probably me as well

#inconsistent nilonne

[leopardmuffinxo]

That Astarion gif is absolutely delicious 🫂 the yelp I let out..... pheeeew....

THANK YOU 🫂🩷

i can't take most of the credit, since i just chose my bbys and the gif to base it off of. kacha (@froschkuss) is incredibly talented and brought it to life in more ways than i could have ever hoped for. it's one of my most treasured comms to date. ♡

#i literally look at it almost every day #answered asks #fangswbenefits