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ghostsray · 1 year
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ironically i was sleep deprived while making this
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Phandom Phight Club Round 3: Merch for Phantom
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(extra under the cut: just the little ghosty messager background because I love it so much)
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kinglazrus · 1 year
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Danny had only just sat down when his ghost sense went off. He almost ignored it. The only reason he wasn’t in bed right now was because his need for food just barely overwhelmed his need for sleep, and he wasn’t in the mood to fight. Until he heard a distant cry of “Beware!”
“Be right back,” he muttered to Sam and Tucker before leaving. He was too tired to bother with the door and went straight through the wall instead, meeting the Box Ghost outside in his human form.
“The ghost boy! Are you prepared to cower in fear of my corrugated vengeance? You might have bested me for the last three nights but now I–“ Danny punched the Box Ghost in the face hard enough to send him flying out of sight. Shaking out his fist, Danny returned to his friends the same way he left, and rested his head on Tucker’s shoulder with a sigh.
“Should we tell him?” Tucker asked.
Sam shook her head. “Nah. Let him sleep.”
All around them, the Nasty Burger had fallen completely silent.
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half-dead-half-wit · 1 year
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Welcome to the Nasty Burger, home of the Nasty Burger. Can I take your order?
Mikey doesn't know how he wound up getting talked into working the closing shift at the Nasty Burger in the middle of finals week. He feels like it's some shade of illegal to have a student on the clock past 3 am, but it'll all be worth it, what with Valerie promising him Paulina's phone number for covering for her. Yeah Mikey, keep telling yourself that. It's not like she's already blocked you & changed numbers twice already. She's in love with him, she just doesn't know it yet. Totally. But anyway, that's not even his most pressing issue right now. Oh no, that would be Phantom - THE Phantom. Local town here Phantom. Probably saved the world at least twice and Mikey more times than he could count, Phantom. Yeah, he's been standing - er, floating? Mikey's not entirely sure which, in the drive-thru window for like 20 minutes. And he's been talking. The. Entire. Time. Not ordering food, no. He's just… talking the most batshit nonsense. Even worse, there's a line of cars slowly growing behind him. Mikey had to admit, it took him at least 5 minutes to notice him, initially. Opening the window and attempting to get Phantom's attention hasn't been particularly fruitful. It might help if Mikey said something instead of awkwardly waving & attempting to make eye contact. Yeah, he'll try that. "Uhm, sir?" Mikey tried meekly, to no avail. "So I said, I'm the king of the undead! How am I not exempt from jury duty-" "Excuse me, sir?" He tried, a little louder. No dice. Phantom steamrolled right on through Mikey's admittedly feeble attempts at interruption. "And then the Box Ghost, of all people, strolls in all high and mighty saying he's filing a grievance against me for quote " taking out misplaced aggression" on him! Apparently there's a union for ghosts who died from OSHA violations, of all things! So after the trial, I asked if I could join. Well, as it turns out, since I'm the king of the realm, I don't qualify for any of the protections! Yet I'd still have to pay union dues, can you believe that?!? They said I could take it up with HR, but guess who HR is! The flipping Ghost Writer!! And we all know what he thinks about me. He still hasn't forgiven me for the Christmas Truce fiasco 3 years ago, you know. Like, I'm still not a big fan of the holiday but a truce is a truce and we respect the truce."
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"MR. PHANTOM, SIR YOU ARE BACKING UP MY DRIVE-THRU!!!" whether from embarrassment or exertion from the sheer force of his bellow, Mikey's face turned beet red. He's pretty sure that homeless man across the street wasn't staring murder at him earlier. He might've been asleep then, too. Oops. At least he finally got Phantom's attention. "Wh-huh? Mikey? When did you start working at Denny's? Where's Tali?" The ghosty hero seemed genuinely confused, and also like he wasn't entirely all there at the moment. Maybe he's pulled three all-nighters in a row this week too. That'd explain the spaceship boxers and pink fuzzy slippers he's sporting. "Uh, this is the Nasty Burger?" Mikey responded. Was it a statement or a question? Mikey totally didn't look down at his uniform to confirm he was, in fact, working at the Nasty Burger. "Ah." Phantom said. And upon making that eloquent response, Phantom promptly faded from view, kinda like that popular vine, leaving Mikey with more questions than answers and a line wrapped around the building of hangry, sleep deprived, classmates who stayed up way too late cramming last minute and midnight shift workers desperate for something hot and greasy to shove into their mouths. Great. He didn't even order anything.
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heyheyitsstillgay · 1 year
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Tucker: Sooooo... still no sleep tonight buddy?
Danny, visibly a fuckin mess: You know i can't, the stupid puppet ghost would possess me if I do!
Sam: Well well well, if it isn't the boy who haunts my basement. Does Tucker know what you did last night?
Tucker: Wait. Did you get possessed?
Danny: No! .. I hope.
Sam: No. He ate my TV remote. That home cinema gives me access to over a thousand channels. And I'm now stuck on the one that only plays shitty action movies.
Danny: You gave me no choice, how am I supposed to stay awake while watching the nature channel?
Sam: You need sleep Danny, or you'll die.
Danny: Ha. Not me. Sleep is for the weak... I think I just blacked out for a second there. Did I kill anyone?
Sam: Just, give me back my TV remote.
Danny: No he's mine he lives with me now. You shall refer to him only as Geraldine as per his wishes.
Sam: Danny.
Danny: No. The nature channel sucks. If I wanted to see mind numbing antics I could've stayed at home.
Sam: You can't stay at home, oh, update, he can't be trusted at FentonWorks anymore.
Tucker: Why what'd you do?
Danny: Nothing!
Sam: He kidnapped Gregor, thinking him to be himself, and tried to force him to go through the Fenton ghost catcher with him.
Danny: You're blowing that way out of proportion, it wouldn't have hurt him.
Sam: You made him cry so hard that when I got there he was calling for his mother.
Danny: Oh, oh, mein mutter wunst thou save mei.
Sam: You know he pretends to be Hungarian right? Not, whatever the hell you're doing.
Danny: Oh? Vat languagen amst I speaken.
Tucker: I don't think that's a language dude, you're just, making high pitched vaguely European sounds with your face.
Danny: Oh mein gott.
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I call this one “accidental ghost hunger”
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dp-marvel94 · 1 year
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Phight Club: Round 2
Valerie scowled. “I had it, Phantom!”
“‘S okay.” The ghost motioned blearily, capping the thermos. “I’ve got it.”
The ghost hunter just frowned. “That’s the problem! That was mine, you-”
“Val.” He cut her off-
“Don’t call me that.” She growled, only to be ignored.
 -landing wobbly on the roof ten feet from her. “I was gonna text you later but while I’ve got you here… can I borrow the English notes?”
“What?” Valerie blinked, caught off guard by the question.
“The notes from Lancer’s lecture on… on…” He waved his hand, brow furrowed as if trying to remember. “It was some number. 1948? Or…1884? That dystopian book with Big Brother, the fake war, and the thought police… or something.”
“1984…?” The ghost hunter answered, brow furrowed, part bewildered and part suspicious. 
“That’s it.” The ghost boy snapped, eyes flashing with realization. “So your notes. Can I borrow them?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Valerie’s hand drifted to her gun. Something was right here….
“Come on. I know you were in class.” He whined, words seeming to slur. “I saw you taking notes. I sit right beside you.”
The Red Huntress lifted her weapon, eyes wide. “I don’t know what you’re playing at Phantom-”
“Please. I just want the notes.” Phantom begged, actually begged. “The test’s tomorrow! I haven’t even read the book. I missed most of the lecture because of Skulker. I’m so tired…. I just want ta go and home and sleep but I have to pass that test.” Were his eyes starting to water? “Please, Val, please.” 
“Don’t call me that!” Valerie gritted her teeth.
“Why are you pointing a gun at me now?” He cried, raising his hands. “I know we broke up but I thought we were good. I thought I was your friend!”
“What the f-ck did you just say?!” The Huntress stooped forward, anger coursing through her.
The ghost stumbled back, legs wobbling. “Valerie! It’s me! It’s-”  He fell to his knees. “I’m so tired! Please!” White light sparked around his waist, leaving-
“Danny!?” Valerie dropped the ectogun.
The boy (Danny?!) looked down at himself, bleary eyes popping open. “F-ck”
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phandomphightclub · 1 year
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HELLO PARTY PEOPLE
IT IS I, TECHNUS, HERE AT THE DENNYS TO DELIVER A MESSAGE FROM CORPORATE TO YOU ALL.
THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PHANDOM PHIGHT CLUB VOTING FORM HAS NOW RELEASED!
UNRELATED, BUT BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS MESSAGE, I WILL HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD!
(NOTHING PERSONAL. JUST BUSINESS. YOU UNDERSTAND.)
ANYWAY, GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLUE BIRD TWITTING MEMES!
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aedelia · 1 year
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Phantom @real_gh0$tb0y
would you guys still like me if I was a blob ghost .. ? just a sad little blob? idk i feel like u wouldn’t .. whatever … just forget it
 TF for Too Fine @fri4r_tuck Replying to @real_gh0$tb0y
dude are you ok?
 Phantom @real_gh0$tb0y Replying to @fri4r_tuck
no :)
Paulina the Pretty @pink_mrs_phantom Replying to @real_gh0$tb0y
I would love you! You would the cutest little blob ghost!
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ghostsray · 1 year
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soft-moss · 1 year
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ahhh! i didn't mean to get this done so late!
anyway, i think a sleep deprived danny would take cat naps, so here is him in some positions i have found my cats in:
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Phight Club Round 1: Amity Park Tweets
Top posts in: #WTFamitypark
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DashAndClash: tfw the big english test u didnt study for gets pushed back bcs you're classroom gets blown up by a ghost >:)
OfficialPhantom: *your. now i regret that fight for two reasons
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PaulinaPrima: Do you ever think about what ghosts used to be like before they died? That they might have a reason for doing what they do? In this thread I will explain to you why Skulker is actually a misunderstood babygirl (1/16)
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FriarTuck: ghosts stole my fucking porch, can't have shit in amity
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misosuper · 1 year
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when Intel decided to do some Amity Park-targeted advertisements by reprising their 90s bunny suit ads with Phantom instead of people in bunny suits (HAZMAT is close enough to a bunny suit right??)
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Original Intel advertisement under the cut because it's honestly one of the most iconic ad campaigns ever
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half-dead-half-wit · 1 year
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Amity Park News @amityparknews ✓
Nasty Burger owner reportedly considering installing security cameras after teen boy caught dumpster diving behind restaurant for the 7th time this week.
"yeah, he does that some times." store manager commented.
3:15 PM ▪︎ 05 Jan 23
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danny f @spaceac3 ▪︎ 2d
》 Replying to @amityparknews
in my defence, 3 of those were involuntary
tf @tucker4mayor ▪︎ 2d
》 Replying to @spaceac3
dude, it's Monday
Valerie Gray @itsval ▪︎ 1d
》 Replying to @spaceac3
danny.
danny fenton @spaceac3 ▪︎ 1d
》 Replying to @itsval
valerie.
tf @tucker4mayor ▪︎ 1d
》 Replying to @spaceac3
tucker.
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heyheyitsstillgay · 1 year
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Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:17
Everyone stfu, I'm a genius, I'm an innovator, I was born before my time, this is the first step in achieving world peace imo. Are you ready? You're not ready.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 2:23
I'm gonna start sending all my parcels. In hamster balls. Their spherical coloured plastic will confuse & disorientate the box ghost. No one will steal my mail again. I'll have the fastest postage of any company in Amity, even Alvazon.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:27
AHSJFHAHFISJHDUSUHDKAHFSJSK HELP
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:30
The fucking hamster ball ghost reading this over my shoulder. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 8:31
HES SO SWOLE TOO AND FOR WHAT??? SO HE CAN CRUSH MY DREAMS BETWEEN HIS THIGHS?? STOP STOP IM ALREADY GAY
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 9:26
I have negotiated a truce with the hamster ball ghost. He's gonna work at my pet supply shop in exchange for hamster balls ayyyy. Nobody hit on him he's trying to do his job n I have dibbs.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:06
Oh god he found the storage room behind the break room. There's so many fuckin hamster balls everywhere you guys.
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:07
Listen,, I have deliveries to make today. I'm about to change ghost town life as we know it. You'll get your fair share of balls big guy dw :)
Nish @AmityPetStoreGuy 10:39
He took all the hamster balls and left! Come back my ghost boyf blease I cannot simply write off that much stock 😭😭😭
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