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So, we all love unexpected headcanons, right? Because I had one pop into my head earlier about Jameson and had to share it. To put in some context, let's first start off with background: orange cats, we all know that they're special in their own way. Compared to other cats, they're just different. These cats are accident prone and also their behavior is just a scientific anomaly; add it to the already long list of things that scientists argue about (that last brain cell is constantly overworking and there's never enough glucose to provide for it [Krebs cycle could never]). They could be their own breed as far as I'm concerned. The world and physics works different for them, don't ask me why. It makes about as much sense as to why cats also classify as liquid.
Enter Jameson Winchester Hawthorne. He's basically the Mad Hatter and Cheshire Cat combined of his brothers (although this can also be applied to Xander in some ways, too). He is controlled chaotic energy personified. Now, take Jameson and an orange cat. The chaos would be unmatched.
While I can't see Jameson as much of a cat person compared to Grayson, this type of cat would be PERFECT for him. It's like looking in a mirror, his perfect missing half. Hawthorne House would never be the same. This cat would be attached to the hip with him and I can imagine it being a male named either Nacho, Cheese, or Cheetos. Regardless, this cat would be the epitome of madness and Jameson would be its unleash-er. Meanwhile, Avery would be driven to insanity with this new cat; she would love him all the same but she would be rather annoyed by the mess and just the many new antics her boyfriend is participating in. There would be no peace and she would need to find new mental stability as she tries to escape the whirlwind of craziness that follows her everywhere. Oh, and what's even worse, this wouldn't be confined to indoors; this cat is an outdoor feline. I'll let you chew on that and imagine where it goes.
#jameson winchester hawthorne#jameson hawthorne#avery kylie grambs#avery grambs#pissed avery#averyjameson#orange cat#orange cat energy#orange cat behavior#orange cat activities#hawthorne shenanigans#hawthorne pet headcanons#hawthorne headcanons#the inheritance games animal headcanons#animal headcanons#the inheritance games#the hawthorne legacy#the final gambit#tig#thl#tfg
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Vrel has said that Avery would definitely keep seeing sugar babies even if she was forced to marry for some reason so any Avery marriage is a failmarriage but i want to see AveryxPC failmarriage specifically
#dol avery#that is to say that if foxglove ever finds a way to effectively blackmail avery they are going straight to the altar#relationships that have ''this is gonna end in a murder suicide'' written all over them#''i hope they give up on trying to save us i hope we come up with a failsafe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us'' ass relationsh#sighs... 💖
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Matt & his TERF friends looking at a trans woman using the website they're running
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ohhhh god
#i cant be on the wiki anymore literally everything makes me so pissed everyones so wrong i hate free speech opinions are no longer valid#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK he isnt that bad???? shes egotistical???? EGOTISTICAL??????????#I CANT EVEN GET PROPERLY MAD bc everyones prob like 13 💀#wiki ppl pretend you didnt see this sorry#avery rambles
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Kylar but he has a piss kink 😬... It just seems like it fits if I'm gonna be honest he's already incredibly sexually depraved he'd probably piss inside after cumming lol
Yeah about thht,,,
Holy shit im rolling with anything really, piss water shotguns, piss to each other, piss bath bomb, eughgh,,, but yk how unsanitary kylar is be bc dude literally have no healthy lifestyle and youre actually, yeah, its accurate but im conflicted w this one
((SINCW ITS KYLAR))
Are you personally gonna enjoy it saint 🤨
#id immediately ask jordan to put on chastity belt so he wont put anything ever again#kylar live only with chips and monster energy his piss gonna be so yellow and smelly im sorry this is disgusting af but ITS TRUE#in the other hand if its bailey or avery i volunteer myself bc im biased and i like dilfs piss#sometimes your brain is too big
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Got my hands on the final gambit (God bless the librarian) here we go
Some pre thoughts: I am not expecting to like the book. I hate book 2 even though I tried so hard to like it and so I’m keeping my expectations low with this one I do have hope that it redeems itself but Im keeping them as low as possible + I’m here for my love Xander
#like the whole Eve thing pissed me off#and Avery was all over Toby even though he like did nothing for her#I hope we love past puzzles and shit#as long as she ends my with Jameson I’ll b content#Grayson character redemption arc#jameson x avery#the final gambit#the inheritance trilogy#the inheritance games#the hawthorne legacy
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Michael's statement towards Willow near the end of the episode about how "I'm focusing on my family" fells so flat because he's STILL trying to get Sonny arrested
For the love of God, I have been saying this for months now but Michael needs to get over his stupid meaningless "mission" to take down Sonny and just focus on his own family. I'm watching him leave his wife alone several times to scheme with Dex and I'm just thinking
Your wife is dying, shithead.
#general hospital#he's really pissing me off with his readiness to be the bad guy in the eyes of Donna and Avery but#newsflash jackass! you're not a hero for doing this!#you're being a prick who is taking many people's father away from them!#fuck him#and fuck josslyn as well
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Who needs a partner when you can have Jake 😪
who needs jake when i can have you
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There is no new rage this year. Just kinda tired and trying my best.
#my art#averys art#i do one of these every year#and for the past few years its been me being more and more pissed off#but now im just like whatever im too tired to deal with shit#anyway lets see if i can not cut my hair for the whole year something tells me i wont be accomplishing that
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Avery every time someone new decides it's their turn to point a gun at her:
#avery kylie grambs#avery grambs#a very risky gamble#pissed avery#avery is so done with everyone#the inheritance games memes#inheritance games memes#tig memes#the inheritance games#the hawthorne legacy#the final gambit#tig#thl#tfg
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Average Avery fan enjoying a pleasant date with their favorite LI
#dol avery#degrees of lewdity#i saved these separately bc it takes some time to get her mad enough for it...#ive been saying there should be more opportunities to piss avery off and have her bash your teeth in
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There is something so close and personal about Florida not only taking down all the gender, queer theory and woman studies clases, erasing history and racism from their lessons/books AND banning Tik Tok and other communication platforms that don’t give them direct revenue or control
#<33 wow guys I sure loved taking the decision of moving far from home for this!! I sure hope it doesn’t backfire 😁#this is insane to me. like actual insanity right there#my uni just released a communication banning TikTok and WeChat amongst other platforms very cool of them 😎#see I am not the most active on tik tok but just because of this I am gonna get a vpn and use it 3 times as much bet#let’s play this game of how far can DeSantis push me until I leave the state it’s Avery fun game guys lowkey I feel like I am losing tho 😘#sorry i dont like getting political here but I am very fuxKing pissed rn#politics#Florida
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if ur wondering how my time on twitter is going ill shorten it to: its going bad
#.text#i have found. avery large subset of twitter. entirely about incst. and i am now going to be sick and die and delete the app from my pgone#like wow. u all should die probably#i want to say not actually but these kinds of people. piss me off.#'fiction doesnt affect reality' You Should Die Maybe.
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Saw an awesome drag show last night and my favorite performer of the night, Avery Goodname, has a gofundme rn to help her out of medical debt. She’s a disabled black transfemme and a fucking amazing drag queen so if you have a couple dollars to spend this black history month, here’s the link to her campaign:
Also if you’re in the Philly area looking for a good show, I highly recommend going to see one she’s performing at I almost pissed myself laughing last night
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The Nanny (Hangman x Reader)
authors note: so, hangman won by a long shot in the poll, but for the few that voted for the rest, they're still coming! i have to deal with the bs with my basement and i am a college student, so i have to deal with my coursework as well.
inspired by @roosterforme
this will be a mutli part series, im not sure how many parts though
pairing: jake "hangman" seresin x benjamin niece!reader; established mav x penny
warnings: some swear words and an inaccurate depiction of how social workers handle dropping a baby off to its living, absent father. also cyclone is a dad bc jon hamm if a dilf.
not proof or beta read, we die like men.
summary: Hangman wakes up one day to a social worker and an infant on his doorstep. the infant? his 3 month old daughter.
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It was the one day that the Dagger squad had a later morning (11am, per Maverick’s request), so when the pounding on Jake’s door woke him up at 8:45, he was a little pissed.
He stumbled out of bed and the arms of some red head whose name he definitely doesn’t remember, throwing on a shirt along the way to his front door where the pounding is originating from and reverberating through his skull. “I heard you the first fucking time,” he curses out, throwing the door open and preparing to unleash verbal hell on the person standing at his doorstep.
All the words die out though when he sees an older woman standing there with a sleeping baby in a car seat at her feet. “Jacob Seresin?” she asks and his eyes bounce between the infant and the woman.
“Yes?” he asks, voice cracking a bit as he looks back to the woman.
“Do you mind if I come in?” he nods and moves aside as she picks up the car seat and steps inside. “My name is Caroline Husband, I’m a social worker for the state of California.” she tells him as she sets the seat down on his coffee table, “and this is Avery. Your daughter.”
Jake feels his heart stop as he looks down at the little girl, “what, what do you mean?” he sinks down to the floor on his knees, heart racing and Caroline gives him a small smile.
“Her mother-” she looks down at the paperwork she was holding, “Samantha Barnes, passed away from complications shortly after birth, you were listed as father on the birth certificate.”
Samantha Barnes… Jake remembered her with a small smile. They were briefly exclusive before she had disappeared one night, leaving behind the memories and a note saying she needed to go back home to help with her ailing father, her last living relative that she still spoke to.
“H-how uh, how old is she?” he asks, taking her small, but definitely bigger than a newborn, hand in between his finger and thumb.
“She spent some time with a foster while the state was waiting for you to return stateside. She just turned 3 months old.” Caroline forms him, which makes sense as he was just in the middle of the ocean for the last five months. “I have some supplies in my car that her foster mom put together for you, should you choose to keep her.”
“Choose to?” he asks, as if there was any other option for him. The second he found out Avery was his, there was never any other option.
“You can alway sign your parental rights away, there’s plenty of families looking to adopt babies.” she says and he shakes his head.
“No, she stays with me,” Jake says as he stands and Caroline smiles up at him.
“Well then, there’s all the information that you need. Her old foster mom made a list of information for you, her pediatrician, what formula she was feeding, how to prepare bottles...” she goes on to tell him more necessary information about Avery but tunes her out as he watches the little girl start to wake up and look around, well, as much as a 3 month old can, he supposed. “Here’s my card, it has my personal cell phone number on the back should you not be able to reach me at my office in the event of an emergency.”
He takes it with a smile and a thank you before walking Caroline to the door to help her bring the items in from her car and as quickly as she was here, she was gone. Leaving Jake to sit on his couch as he stares into the eyes of his daughter.
He kicks out his guest after 15 minutes of sitting there before he’s googling how to put a car seat base securely into the back seat of a F-150. After fighting for what felt like an hour (only 10 minutes) he has his daughter secured in his car before driving way under the speed limit to The Hard Deck, only 45 minutes late to meeting up with the rest of the Daggers but as soon as they see him walk into the bar with a car seat, all the teasing for being late blows out of there mind.
“Do we need to call the police?” Bradley teases and Jake lets out a nervous laugh.
“No.. no police needed.” Jake says as he sets his daughter’s car seat and diaper bag in the middle of the pool table the team was surrounding.
“Well, then who is this?”
Jake takes a deep breath before answering, “this is my daughter, Avery Seresin.”
Immediately the team has plenty of questions for the team’s resident playboy. He explains the situation as best he can with the information he got from Caroline.
“I never even knew Sam was pregnant. She never said anything and then she was gone.” Jake says softly as he looks down as his daughter in his arms, sleepily drinking from the bottle he made and Penny gives him a smile.
“You seem like a natural already.” she says, snapping a photo of the daddy-daughter moment and he smiles.
“Yeah, I was still around when my sisters started having their own kids, all girls too, ironically.” he responds with a small laugh and the movement of his chest startled Avery awake and she starts drinking more steadily again.
The squad takes the rest of the day before the bar opens with turns holding the newest member of the team. Aside from Jake, Bob and Natasha were the only other two who seemed comfortable enough to hold her without needing any instruction on support for her head.
“Does Cyclone know you have a kid yet?” Mav asks as he takes his turn holding Avery, seasoned from when Bradley was a baby and he used to watch him while Carole and Goose needed alone time.
“Fuck, no not yet.” Jake groans as he rubs his hands over his face. “I need to go see him.”
“Go see him now, between Penny being a mom and me dealing with Bradley as a baby there’s plenty of experience here to watch Avery for a bit while you try to get some time to adjust to dad-life.” Mav says and Jake looks over at him.
“You’re serious?”
“Yeah, besides, Avery is already better at 3 months than Rooster ever was.” Mav teases and Bradley makes a couple of offended noises before being slapped in the chest by Natasha.
Jake nods, “okay well here’s her-”
“Hangman, get out of here. I did all this with Amelia.” Penny says as she pushes him towards the door and Jake pulls her into a hug.
“Thank you so much, Pen.” he says, meaning it too since Penny is the closest thing to a mom that he has since he hasn’t talked to his real mom in years.
The drive into base wasn’t a long one, but felt like it was with how often he was checking his backseat and not seeing his daughter before remembering she was safe with Penny and Maverick at the bar.
Walking into Admiral Simpson’s office, Jake broke out into a nervous sweat. “Um, excuse me, sir.” he says as he knocks on the open door.
Both Admiral Simpson and Admiral Bates looked up at him from where they were sitting at the desk discussing some news that they received from higher ups.
“Can I help you, Lieutenant?” Cyclone asks and Jake nods, taking that as an ‘okay’ to walk into the office.
“Yes actually, I uh.. I was wondering if I would be able to get leave, sir. I had a surprise visit from a social worker this morning and-and my infant daughter.” he says as he straightens out his back and rolls his shoulders back.
“You have a child?” Cyclone asks, closing the folder that he had open to focus more on Jake. “Since when?”
“Well, as of 9am this morning, sir. Her mother passed away after she was born and no other living relatives so… She’s currently with me. Well, not with me Captain Mitchell and Penny Benjamin are currently watching her.. sir.”
Warlock and Cyclone share a look and Jake stands there nervously, “I know that this is short notices but all I’m asking for is a week to figure things out, find a sitter, get some kind of a routine started for-”
“Okay.” Cyclone says and Jake looks at him instead of the spot that he had been looking at on the wall. “You only want just one week?”
“I can have more, sir?” Cyclone nods, having recently become a father himself and knows how important bonding is for parents.
“Unless something urgent comes, how does three weeks sound?” he asks as he pulls something up on his computer and begins to type.
“I would greatly appreciate that.” Jake says with a small smile and Cyclone nods, ending the conversation and Jake starts to walk out of the office.
“Seresin?” Warlock calls out and Jake turns around, “congratulations.”
“Thank you, sirs.”
Jake drives back to the bar already feeling lighter than he had in the last 6 hours, and upon walking back into the watering hole, he sees a red faced Avery and a panicked Rooster.
“Bradshaw what did you do to my daughter?”
“What did I do? She threw up on me!” he says, holding the infant safely, and at an arm's length away.
The rest of the team is laughing behind him and Jake just takes Avery and lays her against him so her head is on his shoulder, “well I’m sure you deserved it.”
Bradley glares at him before wandering away to the bathroom to clean up. Jake smiles and rubs his daughters back as she babbles in his ear.
“How did talking to the boss go?” Penny asks and Jake smiles.
“Really good, actually. Said I can have three weeks as long as nothing urgent comes up that’ll need the full team's attention.”
“Well, if you ever need a nanny so you can have a break and none of us are available, my niece just moved to the area and is looking for work.” Penny says with a small smile as Jake moves to sit next to her. “Plus she has a degree in early childhood and special education.”
“Okay, yeah I’ll let you know.” he says with a nod.
“Well, you can meet her tonight, she’s supposed to come and help me out here for the night since Jimmy can’t make it in.” Jake just nods and Penny pats his shoulder that Avery isn’t sleeping on while she stands to start opening duties for the bar.
Jake didn’t end up meeting Penny’s niece that night, or any time in the following week. In fact, it wasn’t until the last week of his leave that he met her.
Jake was holding Avery as he walked into the bar before it opened, she was babbling up a storm and he took his sunglasses off to put on the top of his head when he saw someone new behind the bar, head thrown back and laughing at something that Bob had said.
You look over at him and he swears his heart stopped, “Hi! I’m Y/N Benjamin, but you can call me Saturn.”
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Inner city freaks!!!!!
this is the last one I'll be doing for a while. peace.
Disclaimer Bailey has been heavily influenced by @ashersanity here's the Link they got to my mans first.
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Bailey
Bailey is uncharacteristically needy when you guys are alone. It's strange how much he wants to touch and hold you. he's also very quiet when this happens and if you speak up, he will pinch you pull on your hair, or bite you to get you to shut up.
he's really into making sure you're trapped with him at all times. He’ll pull you out of school if you've been avoiding him too much.
he's installed a lock on the outside of your door. He uses it to keep you in at night and sometimes on days when he thinks you'll be up to no good.
Cockwarming, constantly. If he calls you into his office it's to cockwarm him while he works.
No other orphans get to come near you. Ever. he's broken Robin's wrist over this.
Constantly objectifies you calling you “valuable” “precious” and “pet”
Your debt is just to keep you in check and struggling at this point. he's stopped renting you out and instead keeps you captive on the weeks you can't pay.
Bailey swears he's not as bad as the rest of this stupid town but when the mood strikes him he's breaking into your room in the middle of the night to wake you up and fuck you. He usually gags you but a part of him wants the other orphans to hear you screaming and crying. He’ll leave bruises and worse if you struggle.
Even people who have offered to buy you out for outrageously high prices are turned down by Bailey always telling them that someone is paying double what they can afford.
Bailey of course gets to the point where he can't even let you leave. He can't handle it anymore. People keep asking about you. People keep wanting to take you away. He eventually just snaps. Starts telling people you died. Rips down missing posters in hopes this whole town forgets you ever existed. Anyone who comes sniffing around is taken care of. And you stay with Bailey. In his cornered-off apartment in the orphanage. Just a couple of doors down from your old room.
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Leighton
Creep. Dudes a super creep and it only gets worse when his obsession rolls in.
Huge corruption kink and if you start off innocent he just adores ruining you.
he's not really subtle about how he feels either. You get detention twice as much. Your pictures fill up his computer files very fast. He even brings you to the brothel for dates and makes you sit on his lap while he gropes you.
He gets his way through blackmail mostly. Man is not strong.
Forced fem looking as. No matter your gender he just loves you in girl clothes. He even likes to tear leggings/tights at the crotch for easy access.
Is always feeling you up. can't keep his hands off of you.
Will keep your panties/confiscated clothes separate from other students because they're just oh so precious to him.
This man licks panties. All the time gets off on it.
He will force you to have sex with another student and film it. Especially if neither of you are into it. he's a real freak about reluctant sex.
Hell makes you blow him under his desk. But hell yank on your hair the whole time.
If you get the chance to blackmail him first he's not taking it. Instead, he's going to try and worm his way out of it. If he can't do that he's going to seethe. Dude is not comfortable with you having the upper hand
Piss kink. (can't explain it.)
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Avery
Also a forced fem fucker. Doesn’t matter your gender he's getting off on the idea that he has control over everything you do including how you address yourself when you're with him.
Will use money to manipulate you.
Constantly talks about marrying you??? Especially if you've been the ideal little socialite
You boost his image at parties and he's a big fan of that. At first, he denies having feelings for you. he's just paying you after all it's all for show. Bet it gets harder and harder to let you climb out of his car and head back to the orphanage.
He even offers to buy you outright from Bailey but Bailey knows you're more valuable if you keep getting Avery's money every week.
Big on controlling you and who you talk to. Isolates you and takes up all your time on the weekends and even during your rides home. He purposefully keeps you for longer than necessary
At High Rage Avery is a monster. Dude is constantly cornering you. Even when you break up with him he still shows up for your “dates” outside of the orphanage and tries to grab you.
he's constantly trying to force you into his life even when you're being defiant. He will break your wrists/fingers to get his way.
He knows he can't fight Bailey outright but his offers to buy you get more aggressive.
When that doesn't work he withholds money from you even if you go on dates with him. He makes it harder for you to get regular work by trashing your reputation. He’ll make sure you have no one to rely on. And within a couple of weeks when you're desperate and broke.
Avery will be there outside the orphanage. Ready to take you on a date. Just like always.
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Quinn
Quinn has so many things wrong with him.
You barely notice Quinn. he's not a big presence in your life until he wants you.
Then suddenly you're the mayor's new intern. The pay is good and you don't have to whore yourself out so it's really a good gig.
Baley hates your job but hell never tell you why.
Quinn is pretty touchy. Likes to hold onto you tightly and show you off like a little pet.
he's also big on making sure you work in his office with him. Even if you don't have any work to do. he's keeping you in the office with him.
he's always very careful that the door is closed and music is playing while you both work.
He stares a lot. Way too much to be healthy. You start to question whether he is actually getting any work done.
He also makes sure that you have anything you want while you work with him. Coffee, breakfast. Anything you like he insists.
it's only when you've been working for a couple of weeks that he finally asks you something that's a bit off. Personal questions. That makes you uneasy.
He brings up that he knows Bailey charges you rent every week. And he says he can start to cover it if you just do him a couple extra favors on top of your regular work.
This quickly spirals into late-night ‘meetings’ where he ends up fucking you over his desk while the building is empty.
he's careful not to leave marks. you're as clean and neat as you were when you walked in and he's so very careful as he pets your head before letting you leave.
Over the next week, you get a promotion and a raise. You start working more late nights.
#leighton the headteacher#bailey the caretaker#quinn the mayor#avery the businessperson#tw violence#tw abuse#tw rape#yan dol#yandere#tw yandere#yandere tropes#x reader#gn reader
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