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donghuamuqing Ā· 2 years
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My unpretentious, anachronistic byler playlist for the average byler enjoyer. Based on vibes.
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matrixbearer2024 Ā· 2 months
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hello! iā€™m the anonymous that mentioned the thirst tweets šŸ˜­ i saw that you asked for people to send you ideas so i wrote some definitely did not watch several videos of celebs reacting to their thirst tweets i wrote a couple with a specific character but i figured id let you choose the character for the tweet :)
imagine getting paid to kiss vox, iā€™d do that shit for free
the sluttiest thing men can do is be ___
iā€™d let lucifer in his demon form break my back like a glowstick ANYDAY
vox with is sleeves rolled up vox with his sleeves rolled up vox with his sleeves rolled up vox with is sleeves rolled up vox with his sleeves rolled up vox with his sleeves rolled up vox is like 99% sure y/n wrote this one
my body is a temple and i want ___ to bust the walls
i desperately need ___ to smash my skull between their thighs
___ just popped up on my screen and it took all my self discipline to not kick the screen
just watched hazbin hotel.. i have inappropriate things to say about ___
i would let ___ rearrange my guts in alphabetical order any day
___ ass is a gift from god himself šŸ™
i want lucifer to hit my g spot so hard that my moans are louder than his high note in ā€œmore than anythingā€
please donā€™t mind if there are any typos you obviously donā€™t have to use all of these but iā€™d thought iā€™d give you some different options ā¤ļø also LOVE YOUR WORK YOURE AMAZING
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A/N: This is a bit of a long one compared to the others- Also, thanks for giving me choices but I'm definitely using a lot of them HAHAHAHA
Actor AU: Thirst Tweet Edition
(Y/N): *Is handed a glass bowl filled with paper strips* "Oh that's a bowl- seriously?? How many of these are there?"
*The producers off screen say something*
Lucifer: "A couple?? Woaaah-"
Vox: "Oh damn, I can't wait to see what the internet thinks of us."
Alastor: "Are any of these going to be censored?"
*The producers off screen say something again*
Alastor: "None?? WELL THEN-"
(Y/N): "This person says: 'Imagine getting paid to kiss Vox, I'd do that shit for free!'"
Vox: *Trying not to laugh* "Imagine trying to kiss an overheating computer monitor, that's how it feels like dear fans."
(Y/N): "I mean, when we film it's not that bad but hey- to each their own."
Lucifer: "Wait wait look at this: 'The sluttiest thing a man can do is obsess over their rival who went missing for seven years'. Oh this is a callout that's what that is-"
Vox: *Can't even respond coherently he just falls into a fit of laughter*
Alastor: "And they say my character is the creepy one! Seriously?!"
Adam: "You both play creepy characters- anyway, this one says: 'I'd let Lucifer in his demon form break my back like a glow stick any day.' YO THAT WAS A HARD FUCKING LEFT LET'S BE REAL FOR A MINUTE-"
Vox: *Folded over and just laughing uncontrollably*
Alastor: *About to start laughing as well but trying not to and pointing to Vox* "I'm gonna start laughing if this idiot doesn't stop I swear to god-"
Lucifer: "That escalated really quickly oh WOW-"
(Y/N): "VOX- STOP LAUGHING-"
Adam: "Dude we literally JUST started!"
Alastor: *Trying to distract himself and not become a laughing mess* "This one is just a copypaste of: 'Vox with his sleeves rolled up'. (Y/N) are you sure you didn't write this?"
(Y/N): "HUUUUH??? WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S ME??"
Alastor: "Because it's you???"
Vox: *That does not help him stop laughing*
Lute: "Okay- my turn! This one says: 'My body is a temple and I need Alastor to bust down the walls'. People are really down bad for a radio deer and a bipedal TV-"
(Y/N): "THAT SHIT IS ACCURATE! LIKE REALLY ACCURATE!"
Vox: *He's clutching his side because it's sore from him laughing too much* "Okay okay! Let me try! I wanna see what the people say! Oh goodness this one: 'I desperately need Lute to smash my head between their thighs'. Excuse me but BITCH WHAT THIGHS?"
Lute: *Playfully and repeatedly smacks Vox*
Adam: "He's not wrong though! These people are craaaazy-" *Laughs as Lute smacks him too*
(Y/N): "Yooo! there's one about me! '(Y/N) just popped up on my screen and it took all my self-discipline to not kick the screen'. I can't tell if that's good or bad-"
Vox: *WhEeEzE*
Lucifer: "Depending on who you ask it could either be aggressive affection or people just don't like your character much."
Alastor: "Which is hilariously odd because people really like mine??? What goes on in the heads of our fans??"
(Y/N): "Bleh- oh wait look at this one: 'Just watched Hazbin hotel, I have inappropriate things to say about Saint Peter'. SERIOUSLY???"
Lucifer: "Oh my god people's corruption kinks-"
Alastor: "That's craaaazy-"
Adam: "I can't wait to tell him about this!" *Laughs*
Lute: "Give me another one! Hmm- 'I would let Alastor rearrange my guts in alphabetical order any day'. Canonically he could- you would just die afterwards-"
Alastor: "Yeah I don't think my character would be entirely opposed to that. In the innuendo sense though? Oh boy."
(Y/N): "Yooo this one! 'Adam's ass is a gift from god himself' praying hands emoji- CANON LORE MOMENT?"
Adam: "IT'S CANON! IT'S SO CANON-"
Lute: *Laughing like crazy*
Vox: "Oh this one isn't any better- 'I want Lucifer to hit my g-spot so hard that my moans are louder than his high note in: "More Than Anything"'. Well, we stan a short king."
Lucifer: "That has got to be the most creative thing that's come out of that depraved batch of comments so FAR."
Alastor: "Wait wait- there's a last one. It says: 'I need to kiss Vox until he can't breathe'. Okay (Y/N) you're up-"
(Y/N): "OH FUCK OFF AL-" *Laughs*
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jinnirev Ā· 8 months
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Falling, Fallen (NSFW)
ā˜† Pairing: Han Jisung x fangirl!reader
ā˜† Synopsis: Jisung feels a sudden attraction towards a particular fangirl.
ā˜† t/w: slowburn, depicts mental health struggles, slight angst, jisung stalks the reader on social media, lowkey parasocial relationship on the readers side šŸ’€ choking (jisung chokes in food and reader performs choking exercises), oral sex (f!receiving), softdom!jisung x sub!reader vaginal penetration, unprotected sex, creampie, overstimulation if u squint, porn with plot
ā˜† Note: Happy birthday late Jisung!! GUYS I COULDNT FINISH THIS IN TIME AND I GOT SICK šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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Han Jisung. A hardworking idol, someone who tries his hardest to perform despite how he feels. It broke your heart every time you saw him in interviews. After the latest comeback, 5 Star dropped, fans noticed Jisung feeling extremely down. You couldn't stand seeing him look so sad, his usual energetic personality toned down to just a couple of smiles here and there.
"My moustache can be seen?" Han immediately pulled up his mask after reading that comment in the livestream. God, you hated that. Hated the fact that people were pointing unnecessary things out, he was barely showing his face before that comment, now his face was completely covered by the bucket hat he had on his head and the white mask.
Immediately, you rush to comment, sweet, encouraging words to him.
y/nnie: Noo! We don't mind it! :(
y/nnie: Please don't cover your face, you look good
y/nnie: your hair is so pretty I would start barking if you took off your hat
Jisungs glances at the comments, your comments being one of the first ones he sees. He tilts his head up to the camera, his eyes filled with a hint of amusement, "you'd bark for me to take off my hat?" he asked with a deep chuckle. God, you forgot how wide of a vocal range he had. Sometimes, his voice would sound so deep it made you feel things.
You almost screamed to yourself when you realised that he had read your comment, your fingers immediately rushing to type more
y/nnie: YES PLSD I WOULD PLS šŸ™
y/nnie: YOURE SO PRETTY I LVOEYOU AONMUUCH
Jisung lets out a brighter laugh this time, seeing your comments with the amount of typos made him chuckle. You were on cloud 9. You just made your favourite idol laugh on a livestream? In front of so many people?
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Han finally ended the live. After running on one hour of sleep and explaining his new song, he was quite tired. He went on his phone, going onto bubble to see what Stays had to say. Ah, it was the same person who wanted to bark for him to take off his hat.
y/n <3: You did so well! Go get some rest, Miserable was such a good song, I cried while listening to it 5 times šŸ˜­
y/n <3: eat well!
If he was being honest, Han usually gets sweet comments like these from Stays. But for some odd reason, he felt his heart swelling, butterflies shooting straight to his belly as he read what you said. He looked at your profile picture. It was a cute selfie of you smiling to the camera. Your hair styled perfectly to suit your face shape, makeup done in a way that enhanced your facial features, you were breathtaking.
He quickly switched apps, going onto Instagram to see if he could find more of you. He switched to his personal account. Obviously, he couldn't be seen using the official Straykids account. Who knows what crazy rumours sasaengs can come up with? Typing your name into the search bar, he scrolled and scrolled, finally finding an account, its profile picture set as Han Quokka. He pressed into it, relief overflowing his senses when he realised that your account was public.
Was he being a stalker? He felt quite guilty for trying to find out more about his fan like this, but he thought that you were just so pretty. How could he not? Jisung looked at your highlights, posts, and stories. You were an average girl, random posts about food, some occasional OOTDs which he wished were more so that he could see more of your style.
Jisung catches himself celebrating when he finds out you don't have a boyfriend. Or at least he assumes that you don't have one since you don't post any pictures of men. He decided to take a break from the stalking. The one hour of sleep seriously kicking in, he decided to return back to his dorm.
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12.37 am.
Jisung woke up feeling his back aching. He shot up, wincing in pain. He sat there in silence until his stomach rumbled. Ah, he hadn't eaten much. He lets out a sigh as he goes to brush his teeth, grabbing his beanie and a mask before heading out the door.
The night was silent. The stars would've been shining brightly if it had not been for the bright lights of the city. He could still see a couple of them, blinking and basking in all of its glory. He walks silently, the chirping of the crickets fills his ears, the soft breeze blowing in his direction. There was just something about the night that made him feel at peace.
He arrived in front of the local convenience stall, pushing the glass door open. The classic convenience store bell rings, indicating he had stepped foot into the stall.
Jisung grabs the usual cup noodles that he likes, chicken breast and an Iced Americano. He places it onto the counter, greeting the cashier before pulling out his phone. He quickly paid for his food before thanking the cashier and going over to the food preparation station.
Quietly, he prepares his food. His fingers reached up to pull down his mask to, getting a sip of his Iced Americano and letting out a happy 'mmhm!'. He takes a seat at the seating area, disappointed that there was only one. The table, which connected to the large window, perched a girl, quietly sipping at her drink and scrolling mindlessly on her phone. Han decided to just take a seat next to her. He was just there to eat his food, nothing more, nothing less.
He took a bite out of his noodles until he hears the sudden blaring of one of Straykid's songs from the girls headphones next to him. The noodles that he had been trying to eat getting caught in his throat as he lets out loud coughs. He was caught completely off guard when he hears God's Menu blasting from her headphones.
The girl turns to him, surprised by the loud coughing and sputtering next to her. Immediately, she spoke up, "Are you choking?" her voice filled with both panic and concern for his wellbeing.
Han could only look into her eye, nodding frantically, still coughing. She immediately gets up off her seat, pulling Jisung off his seat, making him stand up straight. She wrapped her arms around his abdomen, balling one of her hands up into a fist, the other one wrapped above it. Using some force, she thrusted repeating it until he spits out the noodles he had lodged in his throat.
Jisung lets out gasps for air. The girl rushes away before scurrying back with a bottle of water in her hand, holding it in front of Jisung. He takes the bottle, chugging it down.
"Don't drink so fast, you might choke again!" The girl warns, worried that he might choke on the water.
Jisung finally puts the bottle down, turning to the girl who he was ready to thank for saving his life. His gaze landed on her, suddenly everything was clicking in his head. This girl was the same girl we was stalking earlier, it was you!
His face suddenly flushes in embarrassment when he realises this was his first interaction with you, definitely not ideal, but hey, at least he got to feel your hands around his waist.
"Are you okay?" Your voice breaks him out of his train of thoughts as his face gets even redder when he realises he was just staring at you, blanked out.
"Sorry.. Just wanted to thank you for saving my life," he chuckles, rubbing at his nape. He averts his eyes from yours, clearly very embarrassed.
"Don't worry about it, you should be careful when you're eating," You flash him a pretty smile, even when your voice was laced with concern, he could only focus on how pretty you looked. Your hair was let loose, barefaced and wearing only a grey hoodie and loose wide legged black pants.
Jisung pulls out a tissue that he had stuffed into his pocket, cleaning up the noodles that he had spat out which landed in the table. His face still red from the embarrassment, he doesn't know how he's going to recover from this one.
He hears you moving, taking a seat on the chair that you had previously been sitting in. Jisung sits down as well, silence filling the air before he breaks it, "Uh.. so, do you know who I am?"
You turn to him, smiling sweetly at him, "Are you Jisung from Straykids?"
Han nodded, flashing you a small smile. He still couldn't get over how he embarrassed himself. He doesn't know why but he started talking again, "I, uh.. started choking cause I heard you listening to God's Menu," he chuckled, smiling at you sheepishly.
You burst out laughing, tears starting to brim at your eyes from what you heard. "I can't believe I made THE Han Jisung choke..." You giggled. God, that was like classical music to his ears. It made him forget about how embarrassed he was as he laughed as well.
"You almost killed me, you know?" Han voiced out, his eyes landing on your pretty orbs, the way they looked as if they had the entire universe in it. It sucked him in.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you choke.." You apologised, sounding half serious and half in a joking manner. Jisung chuckled before silence fills the air again. It was a comfortable silence, one which had the two of you staring into each others eyes, not a word leaving your lips.
"I saw your comments," Jisung's lips turn upwards into a cocky smile. A small gasp emitted from your throat, your cheeks quickly getting hot. "W-Which one..?" You cupped your cheeks in your hands, trying to cool it down while trying to desperately avoiding eye contact with him.
He cracked up, "The one about barking, and the bubble one about you crying 5 times to my song," His laughter fills the in the empty convenience store.
"If you weren't right in front of me, I'd be screaming, kicking my legs and celebrating.. I'm sorry, I'm never commenting things like that ever again." You keep my eyes fixated onto the wooden table even though you could feel Jisung's gaze burning holes into you.
"I don't mind, really, but if let's say... hypothetically, if I were to take off my beanie right now, would you start barking?" Jisung snickered. You looked up at him with wide, horrified eyes. A dangerously handsome smirk on his face as he wiggles his eyebrows.
"What?! N-No way!" You scoffed before speaking again, "I can't just throw away my dignity like that..." You let out an embarrassed laugh, acting as if you weren't just thristing for him just a few hours ago.
Jisung snorted, "I see your comments every day, you know?" He had a mischievous smile on his face, eyes glinting with excitement when he saw how flustered you were. You quickly covered your face, "I'm never commenting ever again..." You spoke with your face buried into the palms of your hands. The tip of your ears burned bright red, Jisung couldn't help but laugh at your reaction.
He realised that you were genuinely embarrassed, his hand landing in your shoulder as he rubs it soothingly, "I like your comments though, they made my day better," He whispered sweetly, his cheeks also starting to get flushed.
You raised your head up from your palms, making direct eye contact with him. A sheepish smilen plastered in your face, "Y-You actually remember me?" Jisung nods in response, "I liked your profile picture, I thought it was pretty," He says again in a shy whisper.
Was the Han Jisung flirting with you right now? Seriously? At 1am in the morning in some random convenience store?
Your cheeks immediately turned into a dark hue of red, giggling at his statement, "I can't believe THE Han Jisung is flirting with me right now..." Jisung blushes, reality hitting him hard when he realised that he was trying to hit up a fan.
"God.. I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.." Now it's Jisung's turn to be embarrassed. He whipped his head away from you, his fingers rubbing at his temples. He feels your hand land on his shoulder, rubbing his shoulder the same way he was rubbing yours earlier.
"I liked it," you giggled, "are you not gonna finish your food?" You asked, voice sounding a little bit worried. Jisung turned to you, "It almost killed me, I'm not hungry anymore.." His lower lips poked out. Was he consciously making puppy eyes? Either way, it made you melt in your seat.
"But you need to eat," You say with worry, "how about this, I'll treat you to something nice since I was the one who made you choke," You proposed with a grin, Han swears the more you smile, the more he was getting energised. At this point, he thinks he can survive just from seeing you smile alone.
Jisung nods, "I'd like that, let's go," he excitedly stands up, throwing away the now cold and sad looking chicken noodles. "What?" You're confused as he cleans up the table. "But you should go rest, didn't you say that you had one hour of sleep?"
Jisung looks over at you, "I already slept earlier," he grinned. His heart fluttered at how you remembered what he said during the livestream, god, you were so cute. "But I want to treat you to something nice. All the good restaurants are closed now," you pouted.
"But you promised," He whined, grabbing your hand and ushering you to clean up and leave. You let out a sigh, "Fine.. what do you want to eat then?" Jisung smiled from ear to ear, "Ramen, I know a good place. It's open till 3am, we still have time so hurry!" He helps you grab your empty plastic cup, dumping it into the dustbin next to the table before grabbing your hand in his and pulling you out the convenience store.
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The sounds of the two of your footsteps filled your ears. Again, Jisung was under the night sky, this time with someone who he thought was even prettier than the starry night sky. He shoves his hands into his hoodie pocket, letting out a sigh in relief when he feels the warmth of his pockets engulfing his hands that were previously shivering in the cold.
The flickering street lamps were not quiet either as you followed Jisung. The streets were dead silent, not a single person in sight. "Do you know my name?" You suddenly ask, looking up at him with your pretty eyes. He wanted to capture the moment, the sight of you looking up at him with your gorgeous eyes that seemed to shine even brighter in the night. Your glossy lips that makes him want to press his lips against yours so badly, but he knows he could never do that.
"Y/n, right? I'm a good idol, so I remember my fans," He shoots you a wink as you giggle in response. Slowly, you clasp your hand around his, holding it up, "Not the be sappy and ruin the moment, but I hope that you will take good care of yourself. Don't rush yourself, yeah? We have all the time in the world to wait for you to feel better, so don't feel the need to be funny and energetic all the time."
Jisungs feels his heart pounding against his chest, his vision suddenly becoming blurry. "W-Wait, are you crying?" He hears your panicked voice, he heard some shuffling of your clothes before a soft napkin is dabbed against his teary eyes. He looks down at you, more tears starting to stream down his cheek when he sees you wiping his tears away for him. Your fingers worked on his face softly, treating him as if he were a delicate porcelain doll.
You feel his hand suddenly wrapped around your wrist, his other hand snaking its way around your waist, pulling you into an embrace. You let out a soft gasp when he buries his face into your neck. You could hear his choked sobs as he cries against the fabric of your cotton hoodie. With shakey hands, you wrapped your arms around him, your hands patting his back soothingly. Hearing his crying made you extremely emotional as well. You couldn't help but bury your face into his chest as you start to cry yourself.
Engulfed with each others scents, you felt at peace, even if you're crying your eyes out with him right now. The soft scent of his cologne filled your senses. He smelled of soft floral scent of roses and lilacs.
Jisung's crying stopped, but you didn't even notice as you were too absorbed into his scent to notice. He pulls away from you, with a frown on his face. He reaches up to cup your face in his hand as he tilts your head upwards to meet his gaze. Your eyes were puffy and red from crying, and you could say the same about Jisung's.
"Why were you crying?" Jisung asks in a whisper, his thumb wiping away the tear that falls from your eye, his voice shakey. You sniffled, "...It hurt me to see you cry," You finally get out after a long sniffle. His lips curve upwards into a loving smile, "I'll keep in mind to never cry in front of you ever again," He chuckles.
"What? No! You shouldn't bottle up your emotions. If you cry, we cry together, okay? Then we can cry it all out and feel better afterwards!"
He laughs, "Whatever you say, princess."
"Yah! We're not on pet name basis yet!" You slapped him on his shoulder, his eyes crinkling as he giggled at your response and how flustered you were.
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"Order whatever you want, it's on me," you grinned proudly, as the two of you walked into the ramen bar. The delicious aroma of bone broth filled your senses, you could feel yourself getting hungry after only drinking an iced latte.
"You don't mind if I order the most expensive one?"
"Don't push your limits," you glared at him, taking a seat. Jisung slides into the seat in front of you, smirking. "But you were the one who almost got me killed from choking," His fingers tapping against the table in, feigning a frown.
"You're a literal millionaire trying to milk money out of a poor girl. You should be embarrassed of yourself," you scoffed, crossing your arms over your chest, furrowing your brows to make you look like you were mad.
"But you can afford to pay for Bubble," He shrugged before grabbing the menu and scanning through it. "You're so lucky I just met you today. If I had known you for a day more, I'd punch you," you scowled, watching him point at the most expensive option.
He looks up at you, his lower lips poking out, staring at you with the cutest puppy eyes he could muster. "Are you for real...?" You deadpanned, a sigh escapes your lips, "Fine.. order it, I'll pay." Han smiles brightly at your response, he pulls his phone out, scanning the QR code on the table to quickly order.
Jisung lifts up his head, "What would you like?" Still smiling brightly at you as if he wasn't about to burn a hole into your wallet. "Tonkotsu ramen with grilled chicken."
Han nodded, quickly submitting the order. He turns to you, "Tell me more about yourself, Y/n," he rests his chin on his palm, waiting for you to respond. "Uhh... what would you like to know?" You ask awkwardly, unsure of what to say.
"Hmm.. I dunno, like your job? Your relationship status? Uh, whether you want a boyfriend or not? Uh, do you think I'm your type.." He trails off, realising what he had said, he buries his face into his palm, groaning at himself.
You let out an amused chuckle, "Seriously? Han Jisung from Straykids wants to know if I have a boyfriend?" You laughed again, watching the boy squirm in his seat, cringing at himself. "Well, I don't have a boyfriend, you're in luck." You lean towards him.
He moved one of his fingers that was covering his eye, peeking out from under his hands, "Can I- Can I uh.. have your number," He asks shyly, almost in a whisper.
"God.. you don't know how hard it is for me to not pass out right now..."
Jisungs hands flies off his face in an instant, his shyness vanished as a concerned expression takes over his face, "WHAT?! ARE YOU OKAY? SHOULD I TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?"
You burst out laughing at his little outburst. Jisung stares at you in confusion, a frown on his lips as he tries to comprehend what was going on. "I'm okay... oh my god, you're so funny, Jisung..."
He rolled his eyes at you, "This isn't a joke, Y/n! You scared me!" he whined, grabbing your hand in his and pulling it back and forth. "I'm sorry, it's just that I'm still shocked that my bias is sitting right in front of me, asking for my number. It's crazy, you know?"
"So are you gonna give me your number or not?"
"Pass me your phone then, idiot," This time, it was your turn to roll your eyes at him. He quickly slides his phone over, and the contact page was already open and ready for you to type in your number.
"Yah! Have some respect, I'm older than you! Wait, am I? Wait, how old are you?"
"I'm 20, but it doesn't count cause I'm a foreigner!" You stuck your tongue out at him as if you were mocking him. "But you're in Korea, so you gotta do it!" He argued back. "Would you like it if I called you Oppa?" You immediately cringed at yourself when it rolled off your tongue, you felt like a disgusting Koreaboo. With fast fingers, you typed in your number before sliding his phone back to him.
Han nodded, a sly smile finding its way onto his lips. "No way I'm calling you that! I'd rather die than to be accused of being a Koreaboo!"
Your little banter was interrupted by the arrival of the food. The strong aroma of the nicely cooked meat combined with the warm broth, you swear you were drooling when you saw the bowl of noodles. You said a quick thank you before diving into your bowl of ramen, instantly forgetting about the banter that you were having with Jisung.
Jisung smiles to himself as he watches you struggle to put your noodles onto the big spoon. An eating habit that you've had for a long time. Jisung thought it was the cutest thing as he sneakily picked up his phone.
Snap!
"Did you just take a picture of me?" You asked with your eyes squinted, hands still working on putting the noodles onto your spoon.
"But you looked so cuteee," Han turned his phone towards you, showing you a picture of yourself with your brows furrowed, staring angrily at the spoon you held in your hand.
"I look so bad!" You whined, quickly trying to grab the phone out of Jisung's hand. Screw him and his quick idol reflexes. He moved his phone away in an instant, laughing at your miserable attempt of theft against his phone. "Han Jisung. I better not see you send that to anybody."
"Don't worry, it's gonna be safe kept in my phone."
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11am. Quiet snores fill your ears as your eyes flutter open. It was a quiet morning. The sun shone into your room through the small gaps of your curtain that was blown open by the soft breeze of the morning. Wait. You don't even snore, and why do you feel a hand wrapped around your waist?
You let out a loud gasp when you see Han peacefully asleep next to you, his hand wrapped around your waist as he snuggles closer to your body. Your mind wasn't comprehending what was happening until you blinked a couple of times and finally you remembered what happened.
Jisung begged to come over to your place last night. Who were you to say no to him when he was giving you puppy eyes again? He ended up dragging you to bed despite your protests that you both haven't showered.
"Good morning," His voice was all groggy. It was deep and somehow attractive. "We stink."
Jisung laughs when he heard what you said, "Are you gonna help me take a shower then?" His fingers trace at the skin of your belly, drawing random shapes onto it.
"Don't be creepy, I just met you yesterday," You rolled your eyes at the clearly disappointed man. "Pleaseee?" He tries again with the puppy eyes, thinking it would convince you for the third time. And it did. "Fine," You groaned, slipping out of the soft covers of your bed.
Jisung celebrates to himself when he hears your answer, quickly following behind you. Something about Jisung that many people don't know is how high of a sex drive he has. He couldn't help but stare at your ass while walking to the bathroom, the way it was perfectly plump in your pants. He wanted to hold it in the palm of his hands and slap it to watch the fat of your skin ripple.
"Are you kidding me? You got a boner from me agreeing to take a shower with you?" You had an amused smirk on your face, your index finger pointing at the awfully obvious bulge at his crotch. "But you're just so fine, how am I supposed to resist?" He whined, moving his palm to cover the tent in his pants.
You grabbed him by his hand, holding it in yours and pulling him into the bathroom. You slammed the door shut behind you. You slipped off your hoodie, revealing your bare torso. Jisung's eyes widened as he realised that you were braless the whole night with him. "Are you gonna take a shower with your clothes on?" You ask mockingly, slipping your pants off as well. Leaving you only in your black lacy panties.
Jisung curses, seeing your almost naked body had him getting all tense, blood immediately rushing to his cock. He felt himself get impossibly harder. He ripped off his hoodie in an instant, he was also not wearing anything underneath. Your jaw drops to the ground when you see his small but toned waist. His abs looked as if they were carved by the gods, his soft and milky skin that made him look so inviting to touch and mark up.
Jisung smirks when he sees you ogling his body. He removed his pants as well, leaving him in only his underwear. "Get on the sink, pretty girl," His voice was husky, the moment you heard that, you scurried to climb onto the sink. "You're excited aren't you?" He pushes your legs apart, bending down to your core as he stares it down.
You couldn't help but blush as he was practically breathing against your clothed pussy. You could feel your slick oozing out of you at the sinful sight of Jisung in between your legs. His wavy hair made him look divine. "You're very pretty," His fingers found its way to your pussy lips, rubbing at your clothed clit gently. You let out a small gasp at the stimulation, whining as it wasn't quite enough. "Stay still, princess." He holds your hips in place, stopping you from bucking them against his hands again.
"P-Please, Hannie? Don't tease," You whined, your panties were drenched by your slick at this point. He doesn't say a word as he opens his mouth, this tongue darting out and licking at you through the lacy fabric of your panties. Your hands flew down to his head, grasping at his soft brown locks.
He pulls away, looking up at you with the most gorgeous boba eyes you've ever seen in the universe. "Be patient, yeah? I'll give you what you want," His fingers tug at the waistline of your panties, tugging down your underwear. Your cunt suddenly feels so exposed, you could feel his hot breath against your wet core, the sight was truly something only you'd have the chance to see.
You let out a gasp when you feel him sucking on your clit. His saliva mixing with the wetness of your pussy beginning to make lewd, wet noises. He pulls away, diving into your cunt, you feel his tongue fucking into your tight hole. You were chanting his name like a mantra, hands still tugging at his hair. He stops his movements, pulling away slightly as you whine at the loss of contact. "Best pussy I've ever eaten." He dove right back into your cunt, slurping and sucking at your little pussy. His finger now rubbing circles at your clit, you felt your orgasm approaching.
"What are you doing?" Jisung looks up at you when you pull him away from your wet cunt. His chin covered in your juices, mouth all wet with a mixture of your slick and his saliva. "W-Wanna cum on your cock.."
Jisung lets out a chuckle, "I really wanted to taste you, though. But if you insist," He pulls down his underwear, his cock springing up, standing proud and tall. Your jaw falls wide open when you see the size of his cock. He was definitely above average.
"Speechless?" He rubs the hard tip of his cock against your wet, sensitive nub as you let out a whimper. "Hurry, Sungie.. want you so bad.."
That was all it took to convince him to push his cock through the tight folds of your cunt. He groans as he feels you clamping down on his cock, "Relax, princess, can't fuck you if your gonna choke my cock like that." You whimper in response, trying to keep your vagina relaxed so that he could work his way into you.
He lets out a lewd moan as he was finally buried to the hilt, your warmth engulfing his thick length had him wanting to cum on the spot. "F-Fuck.." He cursed, knowing he wasn't gonna last long. He reached down to your clit, rubbing at it as he rocks his hip slowly against yours, eliciting pretty moans to fall out your lips.
"F-Faster, Hannie, promise I can take it.."
Jisung drags his cock all the way out of you, leaving only his tip inside before slamming back into you. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head when you felt the tip of his cock hitting that spongy spot inside of you, he was practically kissing your cervix with his cock at this point. "So deep!" You wailed as he pulls all the way out before slamming back into you again.
His hands holding your hips, his nails pressing into the soft skin of your hips. Leaving behind small, pretty crescents. He moves your hips with his, pounding his cock into you. His stamina never seemed to decrease as he continued at that pace, you could feel the knot in your stomach about to snap.
Through your mindless babbles of his name, you cry out as you feel the knot in your stomach snapping. Jisung lets out a growl as he watches your pussy cream all over his cock, clenching as your orgasm washes over your body. He slams into you even faster now, ignoring your whines of overstimulation.
"Mhm.. you can cum inside, Hannie~"
You felt his cock twitch inside you before he releases thick spurts of cum, moaning as painted your walls with his cum. He couldn't take his eyes off of your blissful expression as you felt him fill you up to the brim. Your cheeks all red and flustered, eyes rolling to the back of your head. God, you looked so amazing.
He pulled his cock out of you, watching as his cum slowly flows out of your poor little cunt. It trickles down your thighs before ultimately hitting the cold tiles of the bathroom floor.
"Let's clean you up, yeah?"
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Hey there! Hope I'm not asking for too much, but could you please give us at least one of the three explicit scenes we were rubbed off? (Uninterrupted version ofc) thank you in advancešŸ™
Okay, first of all, I need you to know that that is the funniest typo I have ever seen in my life. Please slide back into my inbox and tell me if it was an honest-to-god Freudian slip or if you were just being cleverā€”but either way, kudos to you for making me laugh šŸ˜‚ Per your request, here is the kitchen scene (uninterrupted vers.) because yā€™all know I love me some domestic fluff.Ā 
For the third morning in a row, Sand woke up to find Ray in his bed. And just like the two mornings before, he couldnā€™t quite believe that it was real. In only a few weeks, he and Ray had gone from strangers who frequented the same bar to friends. Or, well, something like that.Ā 
Although Sand had a long list of things he had to do, he allowed himself a few seconds to just stare at the boy lying next to him. Ray always looked good, but Sand preferred him like this: sober and carefree without the usual trappings of wealth adorning his body. In Sandā€™s bed, with his hair un-styled and his designer clothes discarded, they almost felt like equals.Ā 
He smoothed the covers down over Rayā€™s still-sleeping body and then crawled out of bed, being extra careful not to wake him. Ray needed his sleep.
Every time Sand stayed over at Rayā€™s house, Ray would offer to feed him, so Sand felt it was only polite to do the same. He couldnā€™t afford the typical restaurant fare Ray offered him, but he had plenty of food in the refrigerator. He would make it himself.
He was just putting the finishing touches on breakfast when he heard footsteps behind him.
ā€œSomething smells good,ā€ a voice said and then a pair of arms wrapped around his waist.Ā 
Sand turned to find a sleepy Ray resting with his cheek pressed against Sandā€™s back, still wearing the tank top and boxers he had fallen asleep in. ā€œMe or the breakfast?ā€ he asked.
Ray groaned at the corny joke. ā€œItā€™s too early for flirting. My brain canā€™t keep up.ā€ He released Sand, but he didnā€™t go far. He was like a puppy in that way. Instead, he just peeked over Sandā€™s shoulder to look at the meal heā€™d prepared. He let out a whistle, low and impressed. ā€œYou sure are multi-talented, arenā€™t you? Thug by night, cook by morning?ā€
Sand rolled his eyes. ā€œIā€™m on my own. If I want to eat, I have to cook. Unlike you, I donā€™t have an Alfred.ā€
Ray snorted at the insult. ā€œAsshole. Iā€™m not Bruce Wayne!ā€
No, Sand was pretty sure Ray was richer than Bruce Wayne. Without a word, he picked a plate piled high with eggs, sausages, croissants, and bacon off of the counter and handed it to Ray, who stared at it as if it was poisonous.
ā€œI canā€™t stomach it,ā€ he whined, trying to hand it back. ā€œIā€™m still hungover.ā€
ā€œJust take a bite. Maybe itā€™ll help,ā€ Sand said, refusing to take the plate. He had spent enough time with Ray to know that he didnā€™t eat enough. He filled up on alcohol instead. That was one of the reasons Sand had bothered to cook at all. And yet, the look on Rayā€™s face made it very clear the food was not going to get eaten. ā€œOr how about a black coffee?ā€
Ray scrunched his nose in disgust. ā€œI donā€™t like coffee.ā€ This time when he tried to hand the plate back, Sand took it.Ā 
ā€œWell, what about a hangover pill? That might help.ā€
ā€œThey never do shit for me,ā€ Ray said, crossing his arms over his chest as if it was the pillā€™s fault and not the fact that he drank like a fish. He was acting like a picky, spoiled child and yet Sand couldnā€™t let it go. He wanted to help him.
ā€œWater?ā€ he offered as a last resort. Ray shook his head. Sand set the plate back down on the counter, now annoyed. ā€œWhat do you usually do to get over a hangover, then?ā€
Ray thought about it and then finally, his face showed an emotion other than contempt. He smirked the same way he did whenever Sand undressed him and then he stepped forward to whisper in his ear. ā€œJerk off.ā€
Sand couldnā€™t help it. He laughed. ā€œYouā€™re a feisty thing in the morning, arenā€™t you?ā€
ā€œIā€™m not kidding! It works,ā€ Ray said, but he was laughing too. ā€œWhen you do it, your brain releases endorphins. Take a shower after that andā€ā€”he shivered as if just the thought brought him pleasureā€”ā€œit feels damn good.ā€
ā€œI canā€™t do it when Iā€™m hungover. I just wonā€™t get hard,ā€ Sand said, staring at Ray fondly. His eyes were sparkling with mirth and Sand would have been able to read the intention in them from a mile away. He had been conditioned to it now. He took a step forward. ā€œSoā€¦whyā€™re you telling me this?ā€Ā 
Ray threw his nose into the air and cocked an eyebrow, but refused to respond. Sand grabbed him by the waistband of his boxers, pulled him closer, and then let the elastic snap back against his skin. Ray jumped.
ā€œYou need help?ā€ Sand asked.
Ray closed the distance between them, clearly pleased with the direction this conversation had taken. ā€œWhy? You want to?ā€
Sand did. He always did. He craved Ray the way Ray craved alcohol. He let his hand slip beneath the waistband of Rayā€™s boxers again, but he never broke eye contact. He wanted to see the way Rayā€™s eyes darkened, wanted to know that this, at least, was something he could give him.
ā€œWhat if I do?ā€ Sand asked, so close that when he spoke, his lips brushed against Rayā€™s. And then, heart racing, he kissed him.
The thing about kissing Ray was that you never knew which version of him you were going to get. Ray vacillated between soft and clingy, wild and passionateā€”usually depending on how much heā€™d had to drinkā€”and in both cases, there was an undercurrent of sadness. Of anger. But today, with Ray still recovering from sleep, the negative emotions he fed with alcohol hadnā€™t yet had a chance to brew. He twined his arms around Sandā€™s neck and kissed him like he was the only thing in the world that mattered. It was an illusion, but one Sand would happily indulge.Ā  He reached around Ray and picked him up.
Ray let out a yelp of surprise against Sandā€™s mouth, but once he realized what was happening, he laughed. Sand spun them around, set Ray down on the counter, and for a second, they just looked at each other. Rayā€™s cheeks and nose were red from kissing and even without the clothes or accessories that he usually wore, he was still beautiful. Sand stripped him of his boxers, took him in hand, and began stroking him.
Ray wasnā€™t yet hard, but he had always been very receptive to Sandā€™s touch. It didnā€™t take long before his dick was standing to attention against his stomach, but although he was clearly enjoying himselfā€“bucking up into Sandā€™s touchā€”he was almost preternaturally calm. Instead of focusing on his own pleasure, all of his attention was on Sand.
As Sand jerked him off, Ray let his fingers roam Sandā€™s face, let them stroke through his hair, let them lift his chin and force him to look him in the eyes. Ray was staring at him as if Sand was beautiful. As if what they were doing was beautiful. And it gave Sand a cursed hope. He couldnā€™t take it anymore. So instead, he buried his face in Rayā€™s neck and kissed him there.
Almost immediately, as if breaking eye contact had broken some sort of trance, Ray returned to himself. ā€œFuck,ā€ he hissed, throwing his head back to give Sand better access to his neck. It took less than a minute before he was making the most desperate sounds, whining and begging for release.Ā 
So Sand gave it to him.
Ray came all over Sandā€™s hand with a delicious, satisfied moan that filled the whole apartment. It was the most beautiful thing Sand had ever seen.
He washed his hands in the sink and then helped Ray back into his boxers. Ray didnā€™t even try to help, happy to just sit there and let Sand do all the work. Once that was done, Sand picked him up and set him back down on the ground.
ā€œNow go take that shower,ā€ he said, smacking Ray playfully on the ass. Ray yelped in surprise, but he was smiling. ā€œBut when youā€™re done, you have to eat.ā€
ā€œCome with me,ā€ Ray said, taking Sand by the hand.
Sand rolled his eyes. ā€œCome with you where?ā€
Instead of answering, Ray reached out and fondled the very obvious bulge in the front of Sandā€™s pants. ā€œCome take a shower with me.ā€
ā€œRay,ā€ Sand protested. This alone had already eaten up enough time in his busy schedule.Ā 
ā€œPlease,ā€ Ray begged, eyes wide, lashes flutteringā€”that goddamn puppy dog pout that Sand still hadnā€™t learned to say no to.
ā€œFine,ā€ he relented. Then he let Ray lead him by the hand into the bathroom where they had spent their first night together, both of them beaming.
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allthingsfook Ā· 9 months
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Hii! Can I have a ship please?
Iā€™m 5ā€™5, curly brown hair, with light brown eyes :)
I love music, I love going to concerts even if theyā€™re a small underground band. I love to hang out with my friends, Iā€™m much more extroverted than an introvert but I also get a bit worn out after being with people for a long time.
I love sports, football, softball, golf, ice skating..you name it. I also love nature. Nature has always been something that means a lot to me, its a calming thing to me. sitting out in the park or in my vacation house in the mountains are some things that keep me completely grounded.
Currently Iā€™m in school studying fashion, its my dream to be a fashion stylist for musicians
Also if you can, can you add an nsfw headcanon? :ā€™)
Thank you!! <3
Hello!!!! Of course you can have a ship!!!
**Post Ship Notes** Iā€™m sorry for how long winded this is going to be and Iā€™m also sorry for any typos. I wanted to get this written for you, but also have to work in the morning!!!
I ship you withā€¦
Danny ā­ļø
This has nothing to do with the fact that you both have brown curly hair šŸ˜‚ I struggled between Josh and Danny, but the sports comment ultimately made me decide on Danny!
So letā€™s just jump right into it!! How could you not enjoy music and end up with one of the boys?! So thereā€™s the first step šŸ˜‚ I think Danny is the most fond of going out to see bands at local spots/bars. At least heā€™s the one we see out to those functions the most. I think Danny would admire the fact that you enjoy listening to up and coming/underground bands. Heā€™d go on to tell you that bands like that are so grateful for support, and often need people like you to give them that drive to keep making music. Thatā€™s how GVF got started: playing in dives and biker bars.
As sociable and sweet as Danny is, I think his social tank can run dry quickly, especially when being around the boys. Heā€™d always respect your wishes and never initiate the conversation about wanting to go homeā€¦ heā€™d just wait until you said something and thank you šŸ™ ā˜ŗļø
Once you arrive home, heā€™d crawl into bed; barely kicking his clothes off in time for his head to hit the pillow. Youā€™d spend some time caring for yourself; removing your makeup, brushing your teeth, and putting on lotion. Once finished, youā€™d crawl in next to him. Heā€™d snake his strong arm around your torso and pull you into his warm core. Pretty soon, you feel his stiffening cock push against your back. You smirk and ask him, ā€œwhatā€™s going on back there?ā€ Heā€™d chuckle and blush, ā€œnothing.ā€ ā€œI thought you were tired,ā€ youā€™d tease. Heā€™d grip your shoulder and roll you onto your back while he straddles you. ā€œNot anymore,ā€ he admits. His hands would disappear under your shirt, fingertips grazing your nipples. Youā€™d gasp and flicker your eyes shut to completely sink into the moment. Both of you enjoy for a moment, before he gracefully removes your shirt, then turns his attention toward your lower half. Heā€™d toy with the hem of your shorts then take the strings in his mouth, yanking them with his teeth. Heā€™d shimmy them down to expose your weeping cunt. From between your thighs, heā€™d smile up at you and press two fingers between your folds. Heā€™s not quick to put himself inside of you, he enjoys teasing you just as much as he loves getting off. He would often touch you for what seemed like hours before guiding his thick cock into you. God, heā€™d stretch you out each time he thrusts into you. You have never had someone so big that it takes you a while to adjust to his size, but itā€™s the most narcotic feeling.
No surprise Danny is a golf man, so Iā€™m glad to hear you also enjoy golf, along with many other sports. I can see Danny lighting up the moment you tell him you like to golf. Heā€™d have an outing set up like the next day šŸ˜‚ Just to get what you want, you get all dolled up in that stereotypical sexy golfer fit; the short white skirt, and color coordinating shirt with him. No shock the breeze would flip the skirt up to show off your perfect ass in the built in spandex. Danny would gawk and whimper at the sight. After you get the ball in the hole, you dramatically bend over, hoping Danny will get hard in his pantsā€¦. Mission accomplished. As dedicated as he is to the game, he cuts it short and rushes you to the country club locker room so he can fuck the shit out of you!!! Hastily he will lock the door, instruct you to take off your skirtā€¦as you do heā€™ll instantly pick you up and carry you over to the vanity. He drops you down on the cool counter top, whips his belt off and shoves his pants down just enough to reveal his throbbing dick. He spits on it and pushes into you with such need and lust. When he finishes inside of you, it will be another check on his bucket listā€¦. Maybe a check one you didnā€™t even know you had šŸ˜‰
All the boys are so inspired and find peace in nature, so no surprise Danny would love getting away to the mountains. I could see the two of you basking in mother nature; hiking, swimming, foraging, and sitting around the campfire. To close most nights in, youā€™d cuddle on the floor of a picture-perfect cabinā€¦. Nestled in front of a gigantic stone fireplace. Although the trip was intended to escapee into nature and relax, you guys canā€™t help sorting through all the dusty VHS tapes. What classics! Especially the horrible 70s slasher movies. Danny would convince you let him put in Friday the 13th, and there you would cower in his armsā€¦. Wether the movie scares you a little or itā€™s just downright laughableā€¦ you still nuzzle into him so he will grip your waist tighter.
Lastly, I think Danny would find it so interesting that you are going into the fashion industry; also would Josh. Your relationship with Danny would no doubt be a gateway into collaborating with the boys and other stylists when preparing for future tours. Danny would also encourage you to get up from behind your desk and try on the modelā€™s shoes. Heā€™d help you into a skimpy outfit you have designed and hype you up! Not only is he helping build your self confidence, but also giving himself an excuse to touch your curves!
Whew!!! šŸ˜‹ I warned ya! Itā€™s a lot šŸ¤£ But I really do hope you enjoyed and per usual please please please let me know what you think! I always love to hear! I will also include a collage and song ship!!!!
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olive listens to the second act of falsettos for the first ever time on a plane very tired and slightly loopy: a liveblog (ish)
my not entertaining, very pathetic thoughts on falsettos. not proofread or edited for typos. read at your own risk.
okay before we begin let me preface by saying im finally just taking a bit to just LISTWN to this shit and trinas song emotionally destoryed me okay. okay
why is the first line just homosexuals. i mean yeah but still
oh this goes
weirdly happy though isnt this guy gonna die
BAR MITZVAH
YABADAVA THE EIGHTIES
ooh speed mode march of the falsettos
the lesbians!!
of course shes a shiksa
WHEEEEEEEEE! WOOOOOOO!
this gooooooes
oh its marvin
ā€œtwo yearsā€ are you NORMAL now
good for trina
ezcept on tje jewish holidays
WHAT NO WHIZZER???
bring him back
HOMOSEXUALS
i wanna go to falsettoland except not really cuz ot would probs suck
yeah. grow tje fuck up
MARVIN. PLEASE.
wait how is he twelve and a half i had my bat mitzvah three months after turning 13
elaborate william finn.
jason stoooop butchering the hebrew. stooooop
im gonna give him a pass simply because ive heard worse
aww the tallit belssing. i think
WALKERMAN
ā€œthe last loving thinfh weā€™llprobably ever do togetherā€ noooo youre so emotionally intriguing aha
the whole things WHAT now man who i think matbe js whizzer but i cant tel marvin snd whizzer apart very well is that bad
good for fucking jason
this is my mom literally
hes gonna be a jewish adult
i cant tell wahts gping on (too zzzy)
omg a lesbian
ā€œnouvelle bar mitzvah cuisineā€ cordelia i love you but please do not do this. just have fucjing bagels you cant go weong with bagels
CONGA
so proud pf jason
i am NOT dxcited for when my brother starts bar mitzvah prep
this song is titled miracle of judaism it has to be good
oh hes being a little straightboy
invite none of them just be a frienless loser like i was lamoo
no i had like four people there
you are TWELVE. DUDE.
youā€™re not swinging a goth gf you are TWELVE YEARS OLD
oooh baseball
ooooh JEWOSH baseball
same maevin
marvin stop calling your sona pussy
oh eitght its the Eighties
jason cannot play baseball
baseball āš¾ļø ooh empji āš½ļø šŸ€ šŸˆ
WHIZZER
go off trina. love her
of course he love sbaseball
the lesbians are silly
oh my god. middle aged man core. hes so fjcking pathetic
jason *not 2 fiture penny put photo of cat kn box head here. no service on this plane*
even bald he looks good
stop thinking about your gay love and focus on your fucking sun. loser
i would love to watch jason play badebll (loe?
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me when i hit the ball
this bitch gets SIX parents at hsi baseball games and my brother gets my mom and me not paying attention because soccer is boring as sbit sorry soccer lovers who also follow penny dimeshee on timblr pkay im rabong RAMBING
me when im in falsettoland
mendel is so bad at his job
this bitch sucks ass.
disgrace to the name of caroline fr caroline abbott would NEVER do such a thing
reagan and pagan as a rhyme ks genius
STOP SLEEPING WORH YOUR BOSS?!??
trina. thag is NOT how you prnounce it
sorry what.
just qhitnyour FFUCKIGN job. you cant do it anyway šŸ˜Šā˜ŗļøā˜ŗļø
god i love ā¤ļø emojis
wbat a shock marvins back with whizzer
trina be normal please šŸ™ i love you
trina calm your shit
yeah why CANT u let goe
as spon as they said that i know everytknhg not gonna be alright
i watched like half of a short clip of this from tje tonies and then went to bed becaus eit was like ten pm and i sleep early because i am a loser if any lf you compare me to bakugo my hero academia i will actually cry anyway the clip was good they were #exercising wby dod i go pn thos tangent
charlotte!!!!!!!!
me when i stick a lightbulb up my ass
okay shes being self important
aww
was that the first eff bomb
what aee they laying
whizzer my man marvin has matured stip raggingi kn him!!!!!!!!!ā€™
god
i cant see anything out this plane window its like 10 pm. past my bedtime
OOH i lvoe me a good musical motif
anyone here watchind minions the rise of gru and know what the FUUCK goes on in it my brothers watcing jt and im so confused
THAGS NOT. WOAAAAAAH
HE DID MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!! ā€œi want it allā€ ā€œall i want is youā€ CHARACTER DEVEIPMENT GO OFFFFFF!! i want to write an essay about this man
they gave us quinoa chocolace crunches on the plane
theyre in the coty? damn i would jot think that. they feel like sone sort of pseudo-idyllic suburban lifestyle bitches
REPEATED LYRICS. AHHHHHHHH
Damn this shit is long
this sonf is incorrect i do not hate my parents
thag wasnt funny
jadon. honey. you are so lucky your parendes dotn involve you in bar mitzvah prep. do you want to pick out tablecloth swatches
jaosn i feel like youā€™re misunderstanding the purpace of the bar mitzvab
what kinda a name ks apple bum
SAUL
better call sa- he WHAT???? HWTA????? HIH????? WH?????? REELING
HE HAS PAITBJNGD OF WHAT NOW???????????????????????
matbe i should have done this while lucid
gonna take a wuick pause sk i can play shitty united app games
okay i got a high score of 0. om back
HE DOESNT yeah i thoight that
what the fuck was that mendel is thag ilatian. we are JEWISH. why did you top it off with dayeinu.
i did bate my paewnts at 12
jason dont you want to be counted in a minyanā€¦.
it is not in the torah
god did not say thag
sigh
jason do the fuckingn bar mitzvah.
HELP
even ykkur wife knows you cand do your hob correctly mendelā€¦
one hour left onthe flogh ti can do this
can mtbrother turn his screen birghtness fown
sorry marvinim sore your love os wuite sweet but im gonan catch about four min of sbuteye
ā€œtry to stay both kind and youngā€ okah thats powerful
okay marvin. good love ballad.
OH NO.
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
ā€œsomething so bad that words have lost their meaningā€
whizzer soumds so tired
MARVIN. god i love him
everything is not gonna be alright
oh and now trjnas gonna make me sob
YEAH. šŸ¤§šŸ˜æ
i have things to say about the repetition of everything will be alright and they will be said. eventually
ā€œhahahaā€¦ not funnyā€¦ okayā€
gonna bawl my eyes out
ā€œgefiltee fishā€ ā€œgefilte fish?ā€
i need to watch this on stage
god heā€™s just a KID!!!
im not crying youā€™re crying
the fucking. camaderie.
i am crying on the plane and im trying not to be weird about it
JASON.
heart breaking
i am getting tje implications here bit the thing is i dont like the implications
ive heard this song on character playlists o think
points i SAW THAG LYRIC IN A COMPARISON TO WOE IS ME!!!
i just know jason bar mitzvahs gonna kill me
he brought tje prayer shawl!!
yeah this si. augh. making the best out of a horrible situation <333
would this ever work logistically? no. where is the rabbi? where is the torsh? but emotionally? i am crying my eyes out as i drscend over salt lake city utsh and im not even ahsmwed
MARVIN. GOD. im a marvin fan now not ashamed
they are NOT doing this bar mitzvah right
thats not an actual parshah. or actual trope. i need to stop pointing out inconsisternces
šŸ¤§šŸ¤§šŸ¤§ MARVIIIIIIIN.
ID LIKERO BELIEVE THAT ID DO OT AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAIN:(
waiteajtwait dont they say that thing in this has better come to a stop. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
like wine
WERE JUST GONNA SKIP THAT STAGE.
there ar no word sor emojis that can express th e utter fucking heartbreak im going through rn
OH GOD ITS OVER.
PLEASE. PLEASE. PYU CANT DO THIS TO ME.
A REPRISE??? AS A FUCKING FINALE????
whoo boy.
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hi its airport olive. thanks for getting this far! if you read this all youā€™re now legally obligated to marry me!
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elementscrap Ā· 3 months
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Hi hi so this is my reblog or just rambling/interacting blog. The name is Element, Scrap or any you seems fit. If you know me from another place,you will know.
I would prefer you to NOT follow this account cause I probably just gonna spam a lot. You can send a message or asks if you like,I'm open for such. I have pretty bad time blindness so I'm sorry if I'm unable to reply on time šŸ™
English aren't my first language so I might typo and have broken grammars (sorry!)
If any of my words or mannerism made you uncomfortable,please let me know so I can tone it down. Sometimes I got too excited so I tend to tag a lot. Anyhow have a nice day, stranger o7
Fandoms I'm in: (will be tagged as their name)
ā€¢ Genshin Impact (Mainly Scaramouche & Nahida, Kaeya & Diluc. They're platonic familial relationship so just making it clear)
ā€¢ Disco Elysium (mainly about the skills)
ā€¢ whatever my circle sent me
(I wanna keep them like a dragon keeping it's treasure)
ā€¢ Epic the musical/ Greek gods mythology
ā€¢ Hades (game)
*will add more depending on what I might reblog
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queerstudiesnatural Ā· 2 years
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Spn poetry month - Day 14: Women of Supernatural
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i did it! i wrote a palindrome in iambic (ish) tetrameter! this was actually a pretty fun writing exercise, my brain is all scrambled in a good way (yes i enjoy doing 2k piece puzzles as a hobby why do you ask)
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the song remains the same
leaving her family behind she gets caught in a new crossfire a promise like a ticking bomb angels are watching over her
both monstrous and familiar the face staring back in the mirror is slowly eating her alive be a good mom, all blonde and soft
this character that she clings to tears and rips apart at the seams until her self, barely contained spills everywhere like gasoline
the world, in and out of focus rolls out like the moving pictures an ageless life in the shadows end after end, pointless refrain a prop in anotherā€™s story
again and again, round and round a holy ghost in a nightgown like a painting, she comes to life spat out of a restful darkness like an eternal lullaby
lost time reverses, record scratch like glass shattering in the frame the night sky folds in on itself for children growing, grown and dead
hey jude, let her under your skin the song remains the same hey jude, let her under your skin
for children growing, grown and dead the night sky folds in on itself like glass shattering in the frame
lost time reverses, record scratch like an eternal lullaby spat out of a restful darkness like a painting, she comes to life a holy ghost in a nightgown
again and again, round and round a prop in anotherā€™s story end after end, pointless refrain an ageless life in the shadows rolls out like the moving pictures
the world, in and out of focus spills everywhere like gasoline until her self, barely contained tears and rips apart at the seams
this character that she clings to be a good mom, all blonde and soft is slowly eating her alive the face staring back in the mirror both monstrous and familiar
angels are watching over her a promise like a ticking bomb she gets caught in a new crossfire leaving her family behind
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