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twilight, at wild’s funeral can i have a moment alone?
time: of course.
time: *leaves*
twilight: i know you’re not dead.
wild: yeah no shit
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wild: should i buy all 99 of this “traveler”s bananas
wild: they’re 99 rupees each, which he says is 9,801 rupees in all
wild: i have 48,216 rupees
mask: no
mask: not worth it
wild: ...ok i’m gonna do it
wild: thank you for the input 👍
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wild: hey guys i’m making mushroom skewers. i’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in five minutes so i can flip them over
legend: wild its been five minutes flip your skewers
wild: snnnnnzzzzz
legend: WILD YOUR SKEWERS
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wild: enjoy your free trial of peace cause it’s almost up
twilight: i’m shaking what does that mean
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wild: if you punch yourself and it hurts are you strong or weak
sky: strong!!
sky: it’s never weak to feel pain
mask: both.
mask: you’re strong because it hurts, but weak because you fucking hit yourself, what were you thinking you dumb shit
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wild: #NotAllSoutherners say ya’ll. stop generalizing us
twilight: it’s “y’all”...i’m so sick and tired of fake southerners....you cityfolk disgust me
wild: that was a test and you passed
twilight: alright...
twilight: *adjust cowboy hat* *spits* *saunters away while gripping belt buckle*
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legend, setting down a card: ace of spades!
wind, laying down an uno card: draw four! color is blue.
wild, placing a pokémon card: charmander, i choose you!
hyrule, shaking: what game are we playing?
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four: don’t worry, i’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
twilight: ...i think you mean cards
sky: he did not
four, pulling out knives: i did not
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hyrule: hey twilight
hyrule: you sound like a cowboy. are you a cowboy
twilight: i don’t think so? i’m bisexual
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wild: am i in trouble?
time: have a guess.
wild: no?
time: have another guess.
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time: whoever gets legend to sleep doesn’t have to go on watch for a week
warriors, holding up a bat: where is he?
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ravio: legend, are you seeing someone right now?
legend, blushing: no, why?
ravio: i think you could really use a therapist.
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hyrule, trying to cheer the group up: things could be worse, you know!
legend: how?
hyrule: how what?
legend: how could they be worse?
hyrule: they couldn’t. i lied.
legend:
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wild: cool bug facts!!
wild: i am currently bleeding out.
twilight: what the FUCK
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wind: what’s your biggest fear
time: losing everything i’ve fought to keep safe
wild: failing and forgetting all of you
wind:
wind: damn that’s deep
wind: mine is cuccos but i feel kinda stupid about it now
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legend, picking up the phone: hello?
dink: we have warriors hostage. if you want him back, you need to-
legend: *hangs up*
four: who was it?
legend: just a prank call
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