#puppet history brainrot real

[owchie-wowchie]

The lore of puppet history is so nice cause while it's so weird, It is not confusing. Like yeah, the main character was eaten by a dinosaur, became that dinosaur's child while turning her and her partner into a puppet, and now the entire family is in present day cause of a genie and a mildly evil man and we understand all of it. None of it is under debate or gives people headaches. It's beautiful.

#puppet history #puppet history brainrot real #the lore #I am talking about something specific here #fnaf #my love #and my hate

[jaspaboi]

just ranted to my mom for almost 2 hours about puppet history lore then the good omens plot, especially the last 15 mins in s2. No I am not joking, I wish I was tho

#good omens brainrot #the brainrot is real #ineffable husbands #good omens #crowly x aziraphale #puppet history #brainrot #rant

[trashworldblog]

am i gonna try to get a balloon animal of the professor?? MAYBE!!!

#the brainrot is real #beth's college adventures #puppet history #the professor #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #watcher entertainment

[shaniacsboogara]

Puppet History Dnd AU

Since @slimylittlemaggot has been doing so much AMAZING art for this AU, I couldn’t resist doing a bit of a write up for what the plot might be!!! (Check out their character designs for The Professor, Ryan, and Steven!!!)

The Professor is a Chronurgy Wizard who teaches at a well renowned magic school, Ryan is his apprentice and the other special guests are students studying at the academy (explains why there are repeat guests and such)

Ryan is studying to be a wizard, but ends up becoming a warlock by making a deal with his otherworldly patron, the genie

All of the musical guest puppets don’t really have to be explained away… this is a fantasy universe. Horses can talk. Hippos can sing. Oars can fall in love.

As @slimylittlemaggot mentioned, the Professor is still a puppet. No one cares. You can kill someone by making a ‘your mom’ joke in dnd. A sentient puppet is FINE.

Essentially, the Professor takes Ryan (and another student) through time to learn different lessons about magic and history. They encounter different people / beings along the way (the puppets, god, all that jazz) who help them to learn about the different events like on the show.

The puppet characters won’t be exactly the same as in the show, since this AU takes place in a world with a completely different history than our own. However, the events the Professor teaches Ryan about are similar in spirit and nature to the world events Shane chooses to cover on PH, but are all connected to magic / the invention / discovery of important spells and artifacts that influenced its history. That being said, certain puppet characters will remain the same, others being slightly altered to better fit storytelling from a fantasy setting.

I’m unsure exactly on how the coveted cup / history master situation would work (thoughts on calling it ‘history wizard / lizard’ as a reference to the latest ep???), but the point of conflict in this AU would DEFINITELY be Ryan getting jealous about how the other students always seem to be better at history / magic than him. (Which of course leads him to making a deal with the genie in order to be better at magic and accidentally getting the Professor “killed” / sent back in time, however that would work in this AU).

I’m not EXACTLY sure about how the Substitute would work in this AU, but due to the existence of magic, he could definitely be some sort of evil clone / alternate timeline version of the Professor, or even some evil being pretending to be him!!! This and the Professor’s “death” (since death in dnd is rarely permanent, he could actually die!?!?) are two things that I don’t have concrete ideas on rn but know that there are almost LIMITLESS ways to translate them into this AU (very exciting!!! If you have ideas, please do share!!!)

I think it would be very cool to incorporate the PCs from SD&DND into this AU somehow… maybe as students at the magic school and possibly guests who come along for some “episodes”??? (I just love Steve, Stephanos and Quezza so much, dammit!!!)

Getting kind of meta here, but I think it would be silly if “Estranged Producer Shane Madej” was actually the DM. Does anyone in-world know about him??? Who knows. But he IS the creative mind behind Puppet History and it only makes sense for him to be connected to this AU in some way (if anyone thinks of a different, in-universe role for him to fill PLEASE lmk!!!)

Steven is NOT an alien in this au. Why would you ever think that? He could never be an alien. No way. He’s the LEAST alien guy I’ve ever seen in my life. (lying)

If you want to add onto this post or type out some au ideas in the tags, PLEASE do!!! Brainstorming with the community is so silly and I LOVE hearing what you Watcher Weirdos have to say!!! (Also, I typed this post on my computer. That’s how seriousI got about this. The brainrot is real).

(If you want more Watcher brainrot, check out @aceforwhatevenisthis and i’s Mr Peabody and Sherman Puppet History AU. Ace wrote out a miraculous lore post here, and drew a silly little screenshot here!!!)

#puppet history dnd au #watcher #dnd #the professor #puppet history #boogs mutuals #PLEASE keep the brainrot going #all hail the watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #steven lim

[galaxywoofer]

Real Autism Moment (AKA infodumping bout a KenoxGF AU)

Ok, so since I have this one Vani on Artfight I think I will infodump before I go pass the fuck out :^)

THIS is Cipherik, A Vani-fied Bill Cipher for a Gravity Falls/Kenopsia AU I'm working on, called Vanishing Falls. There's 10 other Vani based on the rest of the Cipher Zodiac but. I keep drawing this Fucker because of my brainrot for Bill as a character hbkfdgjl

Height: Main puppet is 2.5ft, Brandless Puppet is 14ft, True Form is 35ft

I'll add more abt the other chars soon but for now, I'm getting this cretin's info out of the way.

Not much is known about him prior to the Brandshock, but what we DO know, is that he was a pure psionic anomaly for unknown reasons. May have something to do with a dimension known as the Wonderland, or for Vani, Feywalain. Anyway, he acts as if he's legitimately Twisted, which is odd, because he seems decently far from it, and actually acts more civilized at times.

When the Brandshock occurred, he was already seen as a BIG threat compared to other Vani due to his psionic level. He also had another anomaly to him; the distinct lack of ever having a tether. So, when the Omni caught wind, they made a small device known as an Inter-Planetary Rift, which keeps Cipherik off of ANY and ALL life-bearing planets, regardless of tether status.

His ulterior motive, unlike a majority of the Vani, is not to slay life for Mercy, but rather to use that world as his own toybox, all for the taking! He sees humans as carbon puppets, just waiting for their true potential to be his, and only his. So, Cipherik...didn't get much assisstance, save by being a liar and conniving son of a bitch. He got 10 Vani on his team, all with..oddly shaped brands. His plan was to steal the rift the Omni made, and break it, allowing him to roam free! Unfortunately, one of the Vani, a Plasma sembla named Polyboric, saw through his scheme, and escaped with the rift.

After centuries of waiting, waiting...Cipherik had an idea. what if he could make a puppet of his own, to psionically bring into human minds? It could prove useful in the event he finds Polyboric's tether, or other carbons of use to him. So, he got to making a rather..odd looking puppet. He became "Bill Cipher", a supposed dream demon who was a muse to many a person. He was around long enough to change the course of Earth's history, and find a way around his concern with the Rift. Plus, he still got to toy with these humans, though only to such an extent mentally.

Now, the current events that the show take place in are still a WIP, but all the above info is mostly concrete so.

anyway, now time for the dump of art ive made. its alot

#wooferart #wooferchats #gravity falls #billcipher #kenopsia #stars below #vani #vanishing falls #gravity falls au

[saltymongoose]

hi this is frog anon with another brainrotting ask,, mongoose you have reminded me of OFF and the player aus,, so now I have this concept that will keep me up at night /pos ,,, Self-Aware OFF/MadCom Au,,,, The Batter is the Player's first ever vessel? Maybe the others are jealous? I have no idea where I'm going with this but it's stuck in my mind now and I must share it with you,,,

Omg Frog Anon I love this!! You're right in that The Batter was technically the first vessel the Player would've had, if not just because his game came out way before M:PN. I mean, he even has Subject 1v02P_6 beat in this regard, so it's safe to say that the others would be extremely jealous of The Batter since he's had your attention for far longer. It's really the issue of why you'd choose him that nags at them more than anything. What did he have that they didn't?

This just makes me think of what'd happen if they actually met The Batter too. Let's say for brevity's sake that he happened to be dragged into Nevada from an actual glitch or something like that. Bottom line is, instead of coming to their world by yourself, he was at your side, ready to protect you from the impure filth of this wasteland you were in. The Batter is similar enough to them to hog your attention and control as they would, but his own dynamic with you is unique enough to warrant him "special treatment" from you in their eyes.

(Under cut again because there's so much for me to talk about here lol)

More specifically, The Batter recognizes you as his Puppeteer, someone who he trusts implicitly (and more importantly needs) to complete his sacred mission. He's never been really secretive in his motivations either, in fact he's very one-track-minded, which is almost comforting compared to the secrecy of the Employers. Even if you know the full depravity of what he's willing to do to accomplish his goal of "purifying the world", you feel safe with him because he found the mere idea of you being harmed an egregious sin. He'd go through hell to see you uninjured and untainted because he was your puppet, and he was nothing if not dedicated to you and your goals.

In a way, he's similar to Hank in his dedication to his job and the way he views himself as a tool only really capable of destruction, but also mixed with the worshiping factor that Phobos has towards you. You're a bastion of purity after all, so of course you're worthy of no small amount of reverence. But his high regard for you, combined with your history, makes him clash with your grunts in the most annoying of ways. To him, the grunts of Nevada are worthless, impure beings. They weren't worthy of your attention, and he feared that your focus on them would be an unneeded deviation from your mission.

Even worse, their interactions with you could result in their impurity affecting you, and it's with this viewpoint that The Batter would try to prevent the grunts from making any real contact with you. They shouldn't be speaking with you, looking at you, or touching you by any means. This pisses off the grunts more than anything.

The Batter doesn't feel genuine love for you like they do, why should they just concede and give you up? Sure, The Batter was powerful, but he was nothing without you. And he doesn't even have a gun! Why the hell does he think he could adequately defend you in Nevada? It's clear that he must've been too foolish to understand that, and your boys will try to wrench him away from you at any opportunity to show you just how better they are for you. Which is really difficult considering how The Batter's like a bodyguard for you at this point and one who staunchly refuses to leave your side in most circumstances. Besides, if they need anything, they can talk to him instead. He was pretty much your mouthpiece in the last world, there's no reason why you'd have to waste your time on such beings when you had to focus on returning to your respective realities.

Bonus:

The Batter threatening the grunts for "corrupting" you:

You:

#tw: yandere #your boys: *tries to hold your hand* #The Batter ready to turn them into xp points: You will not. #i think i'm being dragged back into off by you and Jo lmao #i was obsessed with it a few years ago when the fandom was dead #so i'm v happy to see ppl loving it like it deserves #ask #i ❤️ anons #OFF tag #frog anon 🐸

[call-me-marigold005]

Currently having Puppet History brainrot so you all have to suffer for it. A reverse au where the puppet (played by Ryan) is a ghost who hasn't realized that he's dead! Instead of The Professor, he is The Investigator and is trying to prove the existence of ghost while running a supernatural themed game show. Of course we'll have our recurring guest star, Shane Madej! There'll be a running bit that whenever the other contestants try to point out that The Investigator is a ghost, Shane will cut them off by saying ghosts aren't real.

Who's with me on this!

#puppet history #the professor #watcher entertainment #ryan beef boy bergara #shane madej #reverse au

[owchie-wowchie]

The Professor: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand. The Substitute : I photosynthesize with this.

The Professor: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me. The Professor: I mean, you listen to all my problems- Ryan : No, Professor I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.

The Professor: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something. The Substitute : laughs Book recommendation? I can’t read!

Ryan: What do you have? The Substitute : A KNIFE! Ryan: NO!

The Substitute : You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go. The Professor: Those are wanted posters!

The Substitute : Are you going to bed? The Professor: I can't. This is important. The Substitute : What? The Professor: Someone is wrong on the internet.

The Professor: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Substitute ? The Substitute : …Not really. The Professor: Nothing? The Substitute : Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

Ryan: Oh no! I’m doomed! The Substitute : Seriously? All you have to do is not insult The Professor at their own memorial service. Ryan: Exactly! It’s impossible!

The Professor: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. Ryan: No, well, actually, it is. The Professor: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

The Professor: :) Ryan: >:( The Professor: Turn that frown upside down! Ryan: ):< The Professor: Not sure what I was expecting…

Ryan: Hey guys, today The Professor pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down. Ryan: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.

The Professor: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Ryan? Ryan: No. The Professor: I think I speak for Ryan when I say it sounds really super.

Ryan: The Professor, my old friend! The Professor: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Ryan: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

The Professor: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Ryan: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

#puppet history #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote generator #the professor #professor mcnasty #the substitute #ryan begara #puppet history brainrot real #im worried one of these is from the show... #whatever