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neathnights · 2 years
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The Shivering Relicker and Pinnock are Trundling By
Relickers are the rag-and-bone men of Mr Cups. They salvage junk and occasionally pay for it. The Shivering Relicker and her rat companion Pinnock deal in screams and secret things.
→ Hand over a paltry few certifiable scraps for Primordial Shrieks If you have some scraps from lodgings cards or other places, the Shivering Relicker and Pinnock will be happy to accept them in return for something from the blanket-strewn cart.
→ Hand over a small collection of scraps for Maniac's Prayers The Shivering Relicker pulls her third coat tighter and throws another blanket over her shoulders. Pinnock, a giant among ratkind, looks on unsympathetically.
→ Hand over a box of scraps for Correspondence Plaques The Shivering Relicker is lying comatose in the back of the cart. You'll have to deal with Pinnock, who claims to be a rat but has something of the badger about him.
→ Hand over a sack of scraps for Aeolian Screams The Shivering Relicker is in good spirits today. She hums along to herself quite happily, while Pinnock scowls.
→ Hand over all the scraps you can carry for Storm-Threnodies The Shivering Relicker is on her own today. Pity. Pinnock would be just the fellow to help you with all this junk.
→ Hand over a cartload of scraps for a Night-Whisper The Shivering Relicker gazes down suspiciously from her seat on the cart. Dealing with her will be difficult today.
→ Hand over a roomful of scraps for a Starstone Demark The Shivering Relicker is writing in a journal as her cart pulls up. Perhaps you can get a look as you make the exchange.
→ Hand over a multitude of scraps for a Breath of the Void The Shivering Relicker has been waiting to get rid of this monstrosity for quite some time. It's only Pinnock that prevented her giving it away.
→ Ask the Shivering Relicker to recertify a few scraps Perhaps you have more junk than you think. Perhaps not.
Troublesome woman The Shivering Relicker is too distraught to look at your scraps. Something about endless gulfs of time and terrors deep beneath our feet.
Perhaps a little more coal The Shivering Relicker takes her time recertifying your scraps by your fireplace. She looks like she'd be happy if she never left her cosy seat.
→ Ask the Shivering Relicker to recertify an armful of scraps Who knows what you have lying around the coal-cellar?
But that's mine! "This... this is... oh no! I have to get it away from here!"
"Oh, I think I'll need to take my time with this one..." The Shivering Relicker is always biddable after a hot cup of tea and a crumpet. Getting her out of the front door afterwards is the problem.
→ Ask the Shivering Relicker to recertify a double armful of scraps Perhaps the Shivering Relicker will see something special.
A straight answer, at least "You know what this is? It's rubbish."
A chequered past "This lot from up in the Flit? Yeah, thought I recognised the work. Still going after all these years. Hmph."
→ Invite the Shivering Relicker in for a chat Stoke up the fire and get a really steaming cup of cocoa ready. Pinnock will prowl outside.
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geraldofallon · 3 months
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Fallen London’s True Identities
Ut-napishtim as the Capering Relicker
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ekp0133f · 5 months
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Heads up chat I just got fucking SCAMMED at the Medusa's Head. DO NOT TRUST a guy named UNSANCTIONED RELICKER. He took my brass skull and gave me a shitty book weapon that isn't even worth it in terms of stat boosts. I spent like 70 ECHOES on that skull! How am I supposed to be friends with the deebils now?! Reporting him to the boss relicker. Going back to the marsh. Making money.
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anomalouscorvid · 3 months
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lettice obtained, at last
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bizarrebazaar13 · 2 years
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it’s MY oc and *I* get to be invested in their friendship with a random side character that has no plot relevance
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kiebs-creative-corner · 10 months
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I have two modes when drawing randomly: witches or mermaids
A witchy Eva from last year!
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mangumopus · 5 months
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Wish I was in a Discord server just so I could share silly things w more than 2 ppl. I need a bigger platform for letting people know I'm "playing Runescape with a glass of milk #catpilled" and things such as
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rzgn06j1r · 1 year
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mrs-gucci · 7 months
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A Masked Escapade
anon
Thank you for taking requests! Sextember makes me think of Jacques taking you to a kinky sex party that’s kind of dark and freaky.
the settings and some events in this story are inspired by a real life 1700s sex club called "the hellfire club", which I believe I've used as inspo before (but this one is different, I promise lol). also, the book he reads from & the lines he reads are from a real 1700s-era piece of erotic literature!
warnings. SMUT (18+ ONLY), a sex club, reader is a high-class prostitute, erotic readings (nothing super explicit mentioned), exhibitionism, some dirty talk, unprotected p in v, no creampie.
word count: 1k
★ written for sextember 2023 ★
** CLICKING “KEEP READING” MEANS YOU UNDERSTAND & ACKNOWLEDGE ALL OF THE WARNINGS LISTED ABOVE AND ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, YOUR CONTENT CONSUMPTION IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. MINORS DNI. **
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collage by me :)
The night is dark, the only light coming from the crescent moon hanging above as you step onto the boat along with the other ladies. Everyone is wearing a costume and mask of some kind, the desire to conceal identities common on an evening like this one.
You're taken to the entrance to Pierre's remote estate at Wycombe and are guided in by a man, also in costume. Waiting for you in the large dining room was your date for the evening, Sir Jacques Le Gris. He greets you with a smile and wraps an arm around you as you take a seat on his lap.
A night of debauchery is about to begin...
Dinner starts off with just food, but soon takes a sinful turn when one of the guests retrieves a certain book from the library in the other room, which then begins the evening's erotic readings.
Jacques is a spirited participant, enjoying the showmanship of it all as he reads the explicit words written out on the pages.
"A Dialogue Between a Married Lady and a Maid," he reads off the cover, then flips through the pages before landing on an excerpt. "There is between the thighs, just at the bottom of the belly, a piece of flesh...underneath, hangs in a bag, or purse, two little balls, pretty hard, and the harder the better. And in them is contained that thick white liquor."
Everyone chuckles you smile slightly, feeling some warmth begin to blossom throughout your body.
"He took hold of that place which distinguishes us from men. At the same time he cried out, 'O! I have a maid! A virgin to my share!'"
You take your lip between your teeth as he keeps reading.
"His member was stiff and hard as a horn. Just as he had finished, my mother, who had heard me shriek, came into the room. 'What a happy girl you are!' said she. 'Pluck off this smock, which I will keep for a relick, since it is stained with thy virgin's blood.'"
Jacques hands the book off to another reader while everyone applauds his delightful reading. When he sits back down, you get onto his lap and rest a hand on his chest with a small smile.
"What an bewitching reading," you say, tugging playfully at the ties of his shirt. "I thoroughly enjoyed myself."
He enjoys this, chuckling softly as he wraps his arm around you and gives your hip a little squeeze.
"I am so glad to hear that you enjoyed it, poppet," he says in a low voice, eyes beginning to darken with lust. "I hope that soon, I get to feel just how much you enjoyed it."
You let out a shaky breath at his words, finding it very hard to keep yourself contained as the readings finish up. But eventually, the party moves down to the caves and everyone files into a large room with several rooms branching off of the main one. You know what's set to happen next, and some of it has already begun, considering a few people immediately make their way into the other rooms.
You hum as Jacques begins to tease you and chase you around the room like a hunter stalking his prey. You always enjoy the little games Jacques plays at club meetings, so you go along with it, running away and dodging his grabs, which only excites him more.
"Come come, I will only chase you..."
He pulls off his shirt, revealing his toned torso, then grabs a couple pieces of bread and pops them into his mouth. He suddenly dashes at you and tosses you over his shoulder. Everyone around you two laughs at the sight as you begin to playfully wriggle around, pretending to try and break free from his grasp.
"Put me down," you say, chuckling as he carries you over towards the large bed. "Put me down this instant!"
Several of the girls get onto the bed as he drops you down onto it, and the women all gather around you as Jacques pushes your skirts up. Jacques lowers his pants enough so that his hardened length is exposed. The ladies all look upon his sizable shaft as he gives himself a few strokes, then nudges the tip against your cunt before thrusting in, grunting softly at the feeling.
You gasp softly at his size and he gives you but a moment to adjust before he begins fucking you slowly, finding his ideal rhythm.
"Good God," he sighs, hands on your hips. "What a lovely little cunt you have, poppet."
He truly means it, and it isn't something he often says to the ladies he beds. But you...you're different. His cock begins to twitch inside of you as his hips pick up pace. The women gathered around your head hold your arms and look at Jacques, greatly enjoying the sights and sounds he's providing them.
"How lucky a lady must be to take Sir Le Gris inside of her," one of the young women says, biting her lip. "I imagine he feels absolutely wonderful."
You let a soft whimper leave your lips and nod, eyes shut in pleasure. "Indeed."
Jacques chuckles breathily, groaning lowly as his peak approaches rather quickly. He always hates having to pull out, he wishes he could bury every last bit of his seed deep inside of you, but alas, rules are rules.
Suddenly, he's pulling out and allowing his white liquor to paint your skin and delicate folds with a gruff growl of relief. Your hands tighten in the sheets, then release when he pushes back and grabs his cup of wine, taking a long drink.
You wipe yourself off with a cloth that one of the girls provides you, then turn over and sit up on the bed. He lets his hand caress your cheek for just a moment, the closest you'll ever get to a 'thank you' or 'I enjoyed our time together', then looks up at the ladies with a charming grin.
"Alright. Who's next?"
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tobacconist · 1 year
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𝖙𝖋𝖜: thou art thᵉ abbot of a re∫pectable mona∫tery & one of thᵉ friars in thʸ charge is ∫ent to confe∫se a woman but instead ∫educeth her & hath congre∫s moste un∫eemly. & lo! her husband returneth & thᵉ naughtie monke is forced quick to flee from thᵉ window leaving behind hym hys breeches & then ∫ayd husband cometh unto thʸ doore demanding vengeance & ∫o you must invent a story that those ∫ame breeches are infact an holy relick of st frances which thᵉ young frere did merely bringe in order to ∫hrive thᵉ dorty woman of her ∫inne which doth convince thᵉ husband & aye his wroth waxeth cold againe but then ye are forced to order an elaborate proce∫sion to retrieve thᵉ foule breeches with great pomp & ceremonie moste ∫olemn inorder to ∫ave thine abbys reputation 
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“breathe a word of this unto any ∫oul, brothers, & aye verily yᵉ deville him∫elf ∫hall whince at thy puni∫hment...”
#a
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capn-twitchery · 1 month
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the relickers seeing grace, sad wet dog of an unremarkable normal ass man: oh god, oh fuck, i gotta get outta here 🏃‍♂️💨
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neathnights · 2 years
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The Coquettish Relicker and Mathilde are Making the Rounds
Relickers are the rag-and-bone men of Mr Cups. They salvage junk and occasionally pay for it. The Coquettish Relicker and her rat companion Mathilde deal with the rag trade.
→ Hand over a paltry few creditable scraps for Silk If you have some scraps from lodgings cards or other places, the Coquettish Relicker and Mathilde will be happy to accept them in return for something from the rainbow-decked cart.
→ Hand over a small collection of scraps for Surface-Silk "Don't be shy, hand 'em over," says the Coquettish Relicker. Her grubby lace gloves glide daintily over your scraps while Mathilde scurries about.
→ Hand over a box of scraps for Whisper-Satin Business is slow, so the Coquettish Relicker makes Mathilde do a ratty clog-dance on the cart as it travels. Mathilde looks mortified.
→ Hand over a sack of scraps for Thirsty Bombazine As the rainbow-hued cart bounces over the rough cobbles, Mathilde scurries to and fro, folding fabric and re-stacking the piles of scraps.
→ Hand over all the scraps you can carry for Puzzle-Damask Heave your armloads of scrap onto the cart, and try not to squash Mathilde.
→ Hand over a cartload of scraps for Parabola-Linen Mathilde scowls up at you over her little ratty shovel and gets to work. The Coquettish Relicker is ready to hand you something no bigger than a handkerchief.
→ Hand over a roomful of scraps for Ivory Organza The Coquettish Relicker will have to bring a spare cart and a spare rat to cope with this lot.
→ Hand over a multitude of scraps for Veils-Velvet Your house is surrounded by relickers. Four carts, four rats, eight shovels. A great deal of shouting and several upset neighbours.
→ Have the Coquettish Relicker recertify some scraps There might be more here than you think. On the other hand, she might reject them.
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Some nice things "Ooh, lookit that. That's a genuine Gorchett that is. Yeah, I'll take that. Mathilde, break out some fancy silks."
→ Recertify an armful of scraps Get the Coquettish Relicker to look closely at this heap of junk. She has a fine eye for it.
This could go on for some time "Wot are you trying to pull, eh? Do I look like I was born yesterday? You might fool Mathilde, but I've been in this business twenty years, and let me tell you..."
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→ Recertify a double-armful of scraps It isn't worth spending much of your time on junk, so let's do this quickly. This is risky – they might turn out to be nothing at all.
→ Tell the Coquettish Relicker your woes A lady like her is sure to be trustworthy and discreet.
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A sound drowned out "You did wot? Hoo-eeee. I wouldn't worry about it dearie. I hears things, so I does, and let me tell you, there's a storm of scandal coming. And you aint in it, for a change."
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ekp0133f · 5 months
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Red Sasha is the valiant Champion of Light, and don't you forget it. Unsanctioned Relicker is the devious Herald of Darkness, and make no mistake. My vengeance will be visited upon the Neath soon enough. I'll explode the roof and flood the place in never-ending day (which I have been informed would be lethal to Neathers).
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anomalouscorvid · 1 year
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get out of my deckkkkkkk :((((((
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neathbowprideflag · 2 months
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kiebs-creative-corner · 10 months
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Eva and Xerxes are two of my go to character when I want to draw and don't know what to draw lol
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