#rock bottom girl

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 10/10 Smut: 2.5/5

I absolutely adored this book! I was literally laughing out loud at times, that's how funny it was.

Girl moves back home after having shit luck, ends up in a fake relationship with ex-bad boy rebel turned goopy, sexy as fuck dog dad who she thinks fucked her over when they were teenagers, and works out her many issues with her self-esteem. She has to deal with people from her past who despise her, an asshole coach who thinks he's better than everyone, and ugh.. it was just so damn cute. You definitely need to give this a read.

The only downfall I found with this book was the smut. If you're getting hot and heavy, don't say 'boobs'. I cringed so hard. And don't refer to an erection as a 'foot long sub'. The spice was decent, but the wording felt a bit childish at times. Why can't people just say breasts, tits, cock, or dick? There's nothing wrong with those words!

Now enjoy my ramblings as I read the book:

* “Welcome home, sis! Hope Mom and Dad’s retirement sex doesn’t keep you awake at night.” — 😂

* Man, if I was coaching kids and they insulted me, I’d be making them do sprints until they couldn’t anymore lol.

* Lol she almost gave her entire team heat stroke. Hot track coach to the rescue!

* Teenage girl fight. Oh how I don’t miss high school haha.

* I fucking love Vicky and her rallying the girls into pressuring Marley to prank the boys’ soccer coach 😂

* Goddamn, Jake. You really just strolled up and told Amie Jo you’re dating Marley. That was hot.

* Oh hell. The boys are all dyed red/pink for picture day. Poor Marley lol.

* Jake so totally knew what he was doing when claiming he and Marley were a thing in front of everyone. Now they gotta sign contracts saying they’ll date for the during of the school semester 😂

* What the fuck did Marley do at senior prom? Everyone still hates her for it and they’re all nearing 40. It can’t be that bad, can it?

* Fucking finally! That little twat Lisabeth was getting on my nerves. I’m glad Marley kicked her off the team.

* Yay! The girls are winning games 🤗

* And they gave Marley a makeover!

* Oh no. The dreaded realization that she actually likes Jake just kicked in, as well as the realization that’ she’s grooming him for someone else. Fuck.

* So Jake fucks her once and realizes he’s in love. This is going to be a disaster 😂

* “Foot long sub” — I’m cringing so hard. Why can’t people just say COCK! This book is hilarious, but the sex needs some work.

* Amie Jo landed in donkey shit 🤣 Karma is a bitch. She totally doesn’t deserve Marley’s niceness and advice.

* Lol Marley pushed Coach Vince into the guac. Jesus Christ. This party is a hot mess.

* Lmao. Oh shit. Marley wrecked homecoming when she was a teen 😂 but it was well deserved.

* Oh my god. I love Marley’s mom! She just beaned asshole coach Vince with chicken corn soup 🤣🤣🤣

* Yay! The girls won the homecoming game 🥰

* Oh no. Jake never asked Marley to homecoming as a teen, did he? It was all part of Amie Jo’s bullshit.

* And goddammit! Why can’t Marley just want to stay in Culpepper?! Jake is in love with her and she in love with him. Just admit it already!

* HE ASKED HER TO STAY!!!!

* And she broke up with him 😩

* She’s leaving. She’s gonna leave. Even after Jake asked her to stay and she was offered the teaching position.. and then the “sorry we let you down” card the girls gave her. I’m not crying, you are!

* I’m loving that Marley is finally clued in to how unhappy her sister and Amie Jo truly are. And I’m loving that Amie Jo is having this heart to heart with her. Make her see reason and get back together with Jake!

* Lmao they fell out of the tree 🤣

* And NOW SHES APOLOGIZING TO JAKE! SHE WANTS TO STAY 😭

* Wait.. did they end up fostering Libby?! Oh my god. I can’t handle this.

* And now they plan to adopt her 😭😭😭 She said yes!

* They got married. I’m so happy.

#rock bottom girl #lucy score #book review #marley cicero #jake weston #booktok review

[stuckinapril]

self-soothing whenever I have a bad day by chanting “I used to be worse” over & over & over in my head

#like girl this is definitely not ur rock bottom. ur fine #a few years ago?? when u were like 15?? THAT was rock bottom

[starscelly]

um. welcome to the team chych?

ott@dal 12.15.23

#hey girl. what are u. what are u doing over here.. #convinced its bc hes one of my 'u think youve hit rock bottom then u want to fuck a blond man' #jakob chychrun #dallas stars #ottawa senators #why not #stars lb #cel gifs #mix of tags is confusing... but we ball

[animentality]

not to be a fucking boomer but

was watching a streamer who watched a video with like five seconds of "we will rock you" playing in it, and one of his subscribers said "one hit wonder."

and I was

I was

I was like... q... queen?

one... hit... wonder???

LIKE. not to be a fucking boomer.

because despite the joke in my bio... I admit, I'm fucking 26...

but... but like... QUEEN?

one hit???? just one????

hm. ok. make me a real fucking boomer today.

#im sorry im sorry im #i assumed #i thought even fucking infants knew queen songs #theyve written like #theyre like abba man #mostly bangers #am i such a fucking boomer #is queen obsolete or something now oh my gos #how fucking old am i #we will rock you isnt even like #their best #i cant even say my absolute favorite it changes #it used to be dont stop me now but its also somebody to love and another one bites the dust and bohemian rhapsody and under pressure #fat bottomed girls #i dont know man #hammer to fall #leave me be i guess im #rotting

[shikisei]

im doing a lot better now!

#ace attorney #i love adrian :) i think abt her a lot #she's like 'you guys saved me and i feel a lot better now bc of you' like we didnt try accuse her of murder girl IM SO SORRYYYYYY #one thing i did rlly like abt her in 2-4 #was like. phoenix's savior complex in putting all his faith and trust in his clients yea? #and well engarde betrayed that so it was like #this little sink of despair. but adrian ohh adrian she asks phoenix for help when everyone is at rock bottom and when it seems lost #and phoenix does. she becomes his new 'client' to redirect that faith towards #she's been through so much and was so so important to turning 2-4 on its head #IM GONNA GET YOU OUTTA HEEEEERRREEE #i was delighted to see her again when starting aa3 and so soon! im so happy for her. love her so much #definitely top 5 witnesses for me #she got her riza hawkeye fit on ...

[yugiohz]

edgelord

#just know that whenever impost GX art i have hit unemployment rock bottom #yugioh #yugioh gx #marufuji ryo #zane truesdale #mr hell kaiser sir #hes so cringe but hes a girl so its fine #my art

[skyloftian-nutcase]

@dogsnoptics requested Imprisoning War (Power) Link and his kids, so have Link and his little firstborn toddler cutie pie baby girl <3

Link found solace in looking after his daughter.

He hadn’t expected to, honestly. It had taken him so long to convince himself to even look at her when she was a baby. Not that he’d ever thought he wouldn’t like her, but the idea of seeing the physical representation of a union that neither party wanted… it felt too real. Somehow, Zelda had managed to do it, though. He supposed that was mainly because she didn’t really have an option not to. But she’d been handling the baby on her own, with nannies’ help, and he’d done nothing to assist for six months.

He felt a little ashamed about it now, honestly, but there was no changing the past. The little girl was a ray of sunshine, and he loved watching her run about in the royal gardens. Her favorite pastime, in return, was to point everything out to him and make sure he saw it.

Lately, Sonia had been playing a new game. She would grab all kinds of items and identify them – if she didn’t know what something was, she would find the nanny and ask her. Link wasn’t really able to help in that regard as he hadn’t spoken a single word since a few weeks after the girl’s birth.

Today, though, the nanny wasn’t around – many times when Link came to be with his daughter, he would be left in solitude, which he appreciated. Sonia was still playing her game, grabbing an item, running up to Link, and showing him what it was. He nodded and smiled every time, giving her a kiss if she’d sit still long enough for one. The toddler giggled every time, running back into the garden to find something else. But today, she seemed more insistent about things, bringing him a ball three times, and grabbing another ball and differentiating the color.

“Blue ball!” she said, showing him. Then she put it down and brought up another one. “Green ball!”

Link nodded again, looking between the two, wondering what his silly girl was getting at.

Sonia stared back at him, trying to communicate something, and she sighed, sitting on the ground of in front of him. She held the blue one up again. “Ball.”

She pointed it to it. “Ball.”

Did she want another one? Link looked around to find a matching blue ball, but there was none.

“Ball, Dada.”

Link looked back at his daughter, handing her the green one. She held it, looking at it curiously, but there was a clear frustration in her face. She sighed again, running towards the fountain. Link watched her a little confusedly, wondering what that had been about.

The next day, Sonia’s game was less pronounced. She still raced around the garden, but she barely showed him anything with her excited announcements. He wondered if maybe she just wasn’t in the mood that day, but the next day she spoke even less. By the end of the week, the nanny commented that she wasn’t talking at all.

Link bit his lip as he watched her take a nap. Why had she stopped speaking? What was wrong? He wondered if it had to do with the trip they’d just gotten home from – Zelda had wanted to tour the kingdom, but, knowing the people would want to see the entire royal family, she had dragged Link and Sonia along. Link had not been keen on the idea in the slightest, and had spent nearly the entirety of the trip silently carrying Sonia from one place to the next. He supposed there were some genuinely good things that had come out of it, though – he himself hadn’t been outside the castle perimeter since Impa had taken him to Kakariko a year ago, and aside from that, he hadn’t seen how Hyrule had been recovering at all since the war’s end. It had been… reassuring to witness it. At least he knew his sacrifice was doing something.

The other good thing, he supposed, was that Zelda got to spend far more time with her daughter than she usually did.

Link didn’t have much interest in being anywhere near Zelda, but it was only fair for Sonia to have quality time with her mother. That was rarely the case when they were in the palace – Zelda’s duties kept her busy from sun up to sun down. She found moments as best she could to spend time with Sonia, but Link knew it was few and far between; he himself spent a good portion of the day with his daughter and he never saw Zelda. He and the queen saw more of each other on their tour of Hyrule than they ever had since their wedding

Sonia stirred, and he gently ran his hand over her forehead. She didn’t feel warm, so it wasn’t likely a fever. When she opened her eyes, she reached up to him, and he gently pulled her into his arms, rocking back and forth. His daughter pointed excitedly towards the window and the gardens, giggling. Her energy certainly didn’t imply that anything was wrong. So why was she as mute as Link all of a sudden?

As… as mute as…

Oh.

Oh.

This was… this was his fault, wasn’t it? While Link never spoke, Sonia did usually spend time with nannies, who constantly indulged the girl’s babbling and taught her new words. On their tour of Hyrule, the girl’s time had exclusively been with her father.

He remembered Impa’s gentle push, her advice that children need to hear and see new words to learn them. He remembered smiling a little at the comment, thinking that was what the nannies were for.

Damn it.

It wasn’t like Link couldn’t speak. He knew he could. He used to. But ever since… well. For a while he was incapable of it. Too exhausted, too out of words in the first place. Since then, he’d gotten better, but there was honestly no reason to speak. The only people he spent time around were knights who knew that he just wanted to spar, Impa, who had long since learned his cues and didn’t need him to speak to understand, and his daughter, who didn’t used to care that he was silent. His duties didn’t extend far beyond that – he was more symbolic for the kingdom than anything else. It was the queen whose words held power to them, whose words were necessary. Link was a shadow in the castle. So he saw no reason to speak anymore.

Link bit his tongue, uncertain. It had been so long…

He sighed, taking Sonia outside. When he put her on the ground, the two-year-old excitedly took off after a butterfly. He made his way over to a wooden crate in the corner where many of her outdoor toys were stored. He pulled out her favorite one.

It didn’t take long for Sonia to notice, and she watched him curiously, waddling over. Link sat on the ground to be at eye level with her, holding out the item. He took a deep breath. “Ball.”

His voice cracked. It cracked. Goddess. He felt like he was trying to resurrect himself. But Sonia’s entire face lit up, and she grabbed the ball, bouncing up and down and screaming its name over and over and over, alongside his own. “Dada! Ball! Dada, ball! Ball!!”

Link’s laughter rang through the gardens, something he hadn’t heard in years, and the two giggled themselves breathless.

#writing #skye time travels through the queue #imprisoning war #good ganondorf #Link's trying to maintain his sanity after hitting rock bottom #his little girl is a good tether for him <3

[sunmisbf]

i’m about to go to my dad’s gf’s house to visit my brother n sister everyone keep me in ur thoughts n prayers

#it’s like psychological warfare w my dad’s gf #n she knows i quit my job in nov n she loves judging n making her little shit talking comments #i’m getting anxiety just thinking about it i hope she doesn’t tell me anything like girl i am at rock bottom in my life rn i don’t need u #making me feel worse #anyways wish me luck 🙏 #.txt

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

i feel like there's something so beautifully, terribly, ironically unfair about the contrast between prism and solaris.

incredibly talented women, both swayed by the power and resources zoraxis could provide for them. both so desperate to develop their separate technologies they were willing to be swayed to the side of a backstabbing corporate overlord- despite not even liking them. undoubtedly risking their lives for the sake of their technology- knowingly or otherwise.

having the project they loved so much ripped out of their hands. watching sheets of metal and bolts and rivets so lovingly fastened come undone in the blink of a flaming, volatile second. watching a little piece of you get torn apart and die, and knowing good and well that you should have died with it.

prism wanted a legacy. something that could surpass her- live on for a lifetime after her... and even after the robot agent project failed, she still got that, in the end. because she had it all along, and she just failed to realize it.

but solaris' dream was to propagate laser technology. it was a goal she could not reach without zoraxis' assistance. she wanted to push the boundaries of the potential of her craft. and she did. the death engine was- according to the agency- one of zoraxis' most lethal inventions. it was solaris' crowning achievement. decades- or perhaps even centuries ahead of the current scientific standard.

and phoenix destroyed it in under ten minutes. and she will never get that back. her ties with zoraxis- as far as we know- are cut. her reputation is probably badly damaged after her public association with the company. she will probably never be exposed to the proper conditions to build anything even technologically close to the death engine ever again.

the culmination of her life's work was ripped away from her, and where prism was left with introspection, solaris was left with nothing.

#ieytd #ieytd3 spoilers #commander solaris #roxana prism #lasers were first patented in the late 1950s. and if that information remains true in the ieytd universe- #-that means solaris went from the first ever laser to the death engine in at MOST ten years #even regardless of whether that fact remains true the death engine was a feat of engineering even the agency had never SEEN before #and like yeah its a good thing phoenix blew it up because. it would have killed so many people. #but. that puts solaris at rock bottom. ROCK bottom. NOTHING. #she could have very well died in the blast having lost everything she ever worked for. in under ten minutes. #she's such a beautiful antagonist for the phoenix in this way. solaris is a beautiful name for a bloodthirsty baby girl

[carcrashscike]

if emma has a million fans, then I am one of them. if emma has ten fans, then I am one of them .if emma has only one fan then that is me. if emma has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against emma, then I am against the world.

#im an emmapologist until i breathe my last breath #some people just cant appreciate a teen girl truly at rock bottom #get behind me emma . ill protect you from the fandom at large and also chase #td emma #tdi 2023 #total drama

[stephaniesblogxx]

𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 🌞

#hippie #make love not war #bell bottoms #hippie girls #hippie style #rock and roll #70s fashion #70s #70s music #jimi hendrix #the doors #i’m just a girl #just girly posts #just girly things #peace and love #girlcore #girlhood #hell is a teenage girl #girl aesthetic #girlblogging #tumblr girls #girl blogger #coquette #hollywood #for the girls #dollette #rock #70s style #70s aesthetic #classic cars

[nerdsbianhokie]

Reblog if you vote for a bigger sample size

#yes everybody knows bohemian rhapsody #and we will rock you #fat bottom girls of course #but they have such a deep discography #and it's wonderful

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @Bamboo_Ale tumblr

#i like big butts and i cannot lie #super pear shaped girls #fat bottomed girls make the rock and roll world go around #big girls are the spice of life

[boybasher]

#baby boi #baby bunny #hipsters #thick hips #curvy hips #lovely hips #great hips #power bottom #fat bottomed girls #70s hair #70s music #70s style #70s rock #70s fashion #that 70s show #70s aesthetic #masc lesbian #trans masc #masc4brat #masc transfem #masc girl #masc sub #trans mascs

[rist-ix]

omg just read ch 17!! heart palpitations not even joking. I had to drink a glass of water and just stare at a wall for a few minutes lol. do you think you'll do intimate scenes like the one where Valtor is drunk or even smut after this?

thank you for updating🩶

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA✨HA✨

Girl. Now is when the smut STARTS.

#asks #fic: to be hunted to be haunted #I’m using girl gender neutrally here for dramatic emphasis #srsly tho this is where shit gets good. I can’t go from rock bottom straight to climax #I gotta let u think you’re safe first #lull u into a sense of security #so now you are getting everything you ever wanted condensed into like 2-3 chapters. hehe.

[abnormalpsychology]

Logan isn’t miserable enough actually!!!!!!!!

#imo I hope everyone kills him with hammers . Stewy and shiv leading the charge #like I’m sorry. we feel BAD now??????? no lmao #remember when he took Kendall to dodds’ house for no fucking good reason after *seeing* how much his son had already been destroyed by it? #remember when he led shiv on for the entirety of s2 only to basically go ‘oh I’d never let you do it. ur a girl lol’ #remember when he hit his grandson across the face with a can? #remember when he called Roman the f slur? #remember when #………… like #Logan’s at rock bottom? keep him fucking digging #succession spoilers #logan roy #succession